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Chapter 480 Eliminate human tyranny, the world belongs to cats!

Chapter 480 Eliminate human tyranny, the world belongs to cats! (Thanks to the Silver League!)
PS: The number of chapter names is too high, thank you Whisper Evernight City book friends for your reward from the Silver League!Miaomiao has never received such a large amount of rewards in the six years of her career.
Due to physical reasons, the author himself really can't stay up late (heart rate 160 a few days ago), so there is no way to burst out a few better photos in a short time, so I can only start from tomorrow, two chapters a day, for a month, until February 2th , I hope everyone can understand. QQ
As for the eating computer mentioned when it was put on the shelves... Hey, it’s just a joke, don’t take it seriously, you can’t update it if you eat the computer, huh.

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The atmosphere in the hall was a little awkward.

Although the parents talked and laughed happily with their cousin and uncle, their eyes would look at Chen Xing from time to time, especially when talking about his cousin getting married on the [-]th day of the first lunar month...

Chen Xing was also a little helpless.

Who knew that my cousin got married so early?Normal people shouldn't get married at this age, right? I was playing mud at home when I was like my cousin, and getting married so early...a flash marriage?

Chen Xing was powerless to complain, but with the facts in front of him, Chen Xing could only embarrassingly agree, saying that his cousin would definitely bring a big gift with him when he got married.

After waiting for a long time, his uncle and cousin left. After seeing off the two relatives, Chen Xing could feel the scorching eyes from his parents behind him.

The meaning was obvious, but Chen Xing just smiled lightly, and didn't explore this topic in depth.

After all, the current self is not what it used to be. As a super strong martial arts peak expert, Chen Xing has a long life, so there is no need to act too hastily.

Eliminate human tyranny, the world belongs to cats!
We cats are the best race in the world, and we must trample human beings under our feet!

Looking at the cats around, Zhang Jiaomiao nodded with satisfaction, and couldn't help but feel tears welling up in his eyes: "This is morale, morale is available, meow!"

"Meow meow meow!"

Although he is a cat now, and he has begun to adapt to his habits, but one thing to say, he can't bear to lick other people's fur, it's really disgusting!
This is what Zhang Jiaomiao thinks. Zhang Jiaomiao is an advanced meow who has accepted the theory of anthropology.

Seeing the expressions of the cats around him, Zhang Jiaomiao let out a long sigh.

The next moment, he felt a burst of tiredness, and couldn't help falling asleep.

"Meow meow meow!"

After looking at it for a while, they confirmed Zhang Jiaomiao's identity, and one ghost messenger immediately said to the other: "You go and report to His Majesty, and I will watch here, lest he make any drastic moves."

All of a sudden, Zhang Jiaomiao, who had experienced strong winds and waves, was a little swollen. Zhang Jiaomiao, who had been suffocated by Zhu Dimiao for too long in the cat cafe, only felt a burst of relief at the moment, and just wanted to flaunt it fiercely. Wave.

But the stray cats don't know, they just feel wronged that the boss doesn't lick their fur.

"Meow~!"

"is it him?"

Seeing this situation, Chen's father and Chen's mother did not urge the marriage or anything.

However, with Zhang Jiaomiao's soul-stirring roar, like the roar of a "cute tiger", the stray cats in the whole park were also driven by this momentum, and started to bark one after another like a pack of wolves.

"Dad, Mom, you are idle if you are idle, how about I teach you a set of gymnastics to prolong your life? This is simple and not difficult, just wake up and practice every day..."

Zhang Jiaomiao really doesn't know what year it is, but it doesn't matter. As the saying goes, cats and cats should keep pace with the times. Since everyone is paying attention to the AD era, Zhang Jiaomiao also talks about the AD era.

Although it was very precious in the Han Dynasty, it still requires a bit of talent to practice. It doesn't matter if you pass it on to your relatives.

Alas, it's difficult.

After hearing Zhang Jiaomiao's ambitions, the surrounding Miaomiao disciples were not to be outdone, and also shouted excitedly. They followed Zhang Jiaomiao and rushed towards the Cuihua convenience store at the entrance of the community.

Zhang Jiaomiao yelled at the cat who wanted to lick its fur.

"Meow meow meow!"

But at the same time that Zhang Jiaomiao was domineering, there were two ghosts not far away who were holding a photo for constant comparison.

This is true for Zhang Jiaomiao, but it is great news for these stray cats.

Without hesitation, Zhang Jiaomiao waved his paws and shouted, "Be the first to grab the Cuihua Convenience Store at the entrance of the community, take down the ham sausage, and join forces to encircle Runfa University and capture the cat food area! Meow~ !"

What's more, they want to pack up and put on their clothes, go out with the group of cats, and see where these cats want to go.

"..."

"What are you licking?! It's all bad habits, do you know bad habits! Don't make these useless things for me. Meow~"

……

After another brief exchange, one ghost messenger left to look for Chen Xing, while the other ghost messenger was watching quietly.

Look, these are all the followers of this seat, and this seat still has a lot of influence in the cat circle!
Stupid humans, we cats are the masters of the world, no one can stop us!

From Qin Shihuang to Emperor Jiajing, there are all kinds of history around Chen Xing. As emperors, they control all the cultivation methods of the world. For this kind of cultivation methods, Chen Xing can just browse casually, from Taoism to warriors, yin and yang to Confucianism ... Among all the schools of thought, Chen Xing can basically be said to be a walking library, and the male version of Wang Yuyan who knows martial arts.

Of course, they also believed that Chen Xing would not be reduced to a blind date, and they might solve it by themselves at work.

Obviously, the cats and cats under Zhang Jiaomiao's command have been excited by Zhang Jiaomiao's words, and they want to directly charge forward, which will become the first step to overthrow the tyranny of mankind.

About 50 kilometers away from Chen Xingjia, on a rockery in a park in the urban area, the sun sets and the sun sets. The golden sunset shines on Zhang Jiaomiao’s body, stretching Zhang Jiaomiao’s shadow for a long time. At this moment Zhang Jiaomiao is wearing a black cloth, looking solemn and serious. In front of him, dozens of wild cats are sitting neatly in a group, which looks like a uniform army !
Looking at the various cats and cats in front of him, Zhang Jiaomiao was very satisfied, then suddenly raised his paws high, and the simple cloak made of black cloth fluttered in the wind behind him, then Zhang Jiaomiao raised his voice and said, "The holy fire is clearly visible!" , the sacred fire is shining; all my disciples, meow meow meow!"

"Meow meow!"

All in all, the benefits of mixing with the boss Zhang Jiaomiao will be great, and you can eat one and throw one away in the future!
At this moment, Zhang Jiao is like a big cat in trouble, and it is also the hope of these stray cats!
Every stray cat wants to get close to Zhang Jiaomiao, and wants Zhang Jiaomiao to lick their fur.

In the ghost messenger's ears, he could only hear meowing, as if he was gnashing his teeth, bitter and bitter.

After hearing Zhang Jiao's meowing, all the stray cats around became energetic and interested, and began to meow, expressing that they were hungry and wanted to be hugged by the boss.

Seeing the pitiful expressions and aggrieved eyes of the stray cats around, Zhang Jiaomiao sighed deeply, and then meowed: "Are you hungry?"

But before they started to act, Zhang Jiaomiao took the initiative to release his coercion to keep them away.

"Meow!"

Zhang Jiaomiao felt the support from the congregants, and he felt that his current congregation was much stronger than those high-sea garbage congregants before!

In today's society, what is the most popular?Extraordinary people are the most popular!

These days, being a meow is difficult, and being the boss is even more difficult!
But there is no way, who made him the boss, the leader and leader of Huang Tianmao Cult?
Without hesitation, Zhang Jiaomiao waved his cloak in high spirits without hesitation, and opened his mouth to meow: "Let's go, set off with me, I will take you to solve the problem of board and lodging! Meow~"

"It should be him. Only the god cats who follow His Majesty have this ability. Otherwise, how can ordinary wild cats have this ability?"

"..."

Some of these cats have big flower arms, some are pure white, and they are of different colors. Together, they are majestic and majestic, like a torrent of steel, enough to destroy all cats that stand in the way!
Seeing these cats and cats huddled beside him, Zhang Jiaomiao was very satisfied, and could even be said to be extremely domineering.

After all, for stray cats, Zhangjiao is a big cat that is rarely seen on weekdays!I eat canned cat food and throw away one can after another. I usually use golden cat teasing sticks to eat fish and suck cat grass in big bowls!

Zhang Jiaomiao only hates that he developed too quickly at the beginning, so that now he can only use the kittens that were eliminated at the beginning.

This is just the first step.

The two ghost messengers whispered together, seeming to be confirming Zhang Jiaomiao's identity.

Zhang Jiaomiao's job is a Taoist priest. After seeing the ghost messenger, he immediately understood a series of things: "I tell you, don't try to inform Chen Xing. It's useless. Chen Xing took me to leave Gaohai. The worst decision I've ever made in my life! Meow~~!"

"The sky is dead, and the yellow sky should stand! The year is... well, the year is 2023 AD, the world is blessed! Meow~!"

After hearing Zhang Jiaomiao's cry, the stray cats around gathered together, arrogant and high-spirited, followed Zhang Jiaomiao and rushed forward, just like the underworld in the movie, but the difference In the underworld, people are all people, but here are all cats.

The reason is very simple. The quality of these cats is not very good. They all look skinny, let alone doing big things with themselves. A slightly bigger mouse, Zhangjiao, probably won't be able to catch these cats.

Therefore, Chen's father and Chen's mother did not get too entangled in anything, but followed Chen Xing curiously to practice a set of 'broadcast gymnastics'.

After all, those strong cats have already been recruited by him in advance, and now they are the little meow soldiers under the command of the big man Meowchao Liu Xiumiao.

"Okay, whatever you want is fine."

This is a set of foundation-building methods from Liu Bangmiao. It was specially collected by Liu Bangmiao for his father, Mrs. Liu after he became the emperor. It is easy to get started and is specially used to prolong life.

Meow's heart desires, God's will!

"Can you do it alone?"

"Meow meow meow!"

All of a sudden, the entire northern part of Pengnan was turbulent, and the whole cat world seemed to have some perception. The stray cats in the surrounding neighborhoods quickly gathered. Originally, there were only a dozen Zhangjiao cats in the team, but it has gradually grown to dozens or nearly a hundred. !
Zhang Jiaomiao is strong in soldiers and horses, like a warlord, and his walking posture is very arrogant.

For others, maybe this is an excellent foundation building method, but for Chen Xing, this is just a good one.

Hearing a lot of meowing cats around, the residents in the community couldn’t help but open the windows to look at it. As it was approaching the end of the year, many young people who had just returned home were very curious to see this scene, and took out their mobile phones to take pictures. It feels very novel.

After all, they are still very confident in their son.

"Meow meow meow!"

"Don't worry, I have a soul lock chain, can't I still beat a cat?"

"Meow!"

Especially for someone like Chen Xing who doesn't have to worry about blind dates and no one wants him.

"Meow meow meow!"

This wave is the big uprising in the Maomao Tianyue Community, besieging the Cuihua Convenience Store!

Under the turmoil of his heart, Zhang Jiaomiao was reminded of the awe-inspiring scene during the Yellow Turban Uprising. A breath seemed to be hard to dissipate in his chest, and then he jumped onto the stone table in the center of the park pavilion. The forerunner, with his head held high, like a tiger in the mountains, took a deep breath, as if he had exhausted all the strength in his body, and suddenly roared:
"The members of the Huang Tian Mao Mao Sect will never be slaves, and the Huang Tian Mao Mao Sect members are the masters of the world!"

But in order to keep his mouth shut, Chen Xing could only take out the things he had prepared in advance.

"..."

In the world of cats, cats with high status will lick their cats with low status, because in the world of cats, smell is one of the important factors to distinguish friend from foe.The best way to mark a scent on a friend is to lick their fur.The cat with a higher status will lick the fur of the cat with a lower status.If the cat being licked does not resist, it proves that it acquiesces in the status of the other party.

"Meow!"

Even if there are other plans in the future, this foundation-building method can also achieve a good foundation to deal with the transfer of cultivation.

"Meow~!!!"

How can you do a good job with a cat like this!
But no way.

The movements are relatively simple. Chen Xing first taught the introductory method, but after learning, Chen's mother asked: "Xingza, can this radio gymnastics teach your second aunt and third aunt? They are also idle at home... ..."

But at the moment when the ghost messenger saw it, a thunderbolt suddenly flashed across the sky, and then Zhang Jiaomiao's cat-like face appeared in front of the ghost messenger in an instant, which directly shocked the ghost messenger!
"This seat has long felt that something is staring at this seat, so it's you, little brat!"

However, according to the age of Chen's father and Chen's mother, he has already missed the best foundation building period, but it doesn't matter, Chen Xing is a real resource man, he has a lot of resources, not to mention the same life as the world, and he will go all out to prolong his life A hundred and 80 years is still no problem.

And listening to the yelling of these cats and cats, Zhang Jiaomiao also had a headache.

Chen Xing decided that in the next ten days, he would try his best to pass on this whole set of Liu Taigong's foundation-building method to the past, and let his parents polish the foundation first.

The meowing of cats was staged in the park one after another, and their voices seemed to be shouting Zhang Jiao's slogan, but their language was not as emotional as Zhang Jiao's, so that it sounded like barking.

After putting Guicha into a baby-like sleep, Zhang Jiaomiao laughed wildly: "No one can stop me, no one!"

Then, Zhang Jiaomiao went back and continued to lead the cats to besiege the convenience store.

At the same time, another ghost messenger who was flying like lightning also came to His Majesty whom he was loyal to.

"Your Majesty, the big thing is not good, the cat will fight against it!"

 Thanks again for the reward of 100 million starting coins from Whisper, the leader of the Silver Alliance!
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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