I can summon history meow

Chapter 461 Han Xinmei, quickly use Flying Daggers!
At this moment, both Han Xinmiao and Liu Bangmiao stopped pinching each other, and they instantly united the front when they looked at each other.

The two of them completely forgot about the irreconcilable and life-and-death enemies at this moment, and they worked together to deal with the Overlord of Chu in front of them.

"I remember that there should be Zhang Zifang next to you, who is full of tricks."

Xiang Yumiao's figure looked extraordinarily huge under the moonlight, and Han Xinmiao and Liu Bangmiao couldn't help but feel the strong pressure from the extremely oppressive aura: "There is also that Chen Ping...traitor, who instigated rebellion under the conspiracy Many generals have been left alone. Meow~"

A meow is like the last signal before predation.

Hearing Xiang Yumiao's devil-like cry, Liu Bangmiao and Han Xinmiao couldn't help but shudder, and instantly made them dream back to the scene of the Hongmen Banquet... Wait a minute, Han Xinmiao didn't, Han Xinmiao was at that time Xiang Yu is holding a halberd outside his tent, watching a play outside the door.

But no matter what, this sense of oppression belonging to the Overlord of Western Chu was so urgent that they felt endless pressure.

Liu Bangmiao felt very terrified. He looked around. It seemed that there was no Zhang Liang or Uncle Xiang this time, let alone Fan Kuai came in to perform a wave of pork leg sashimi. He was only surrounded by his own Marquis of Huaiyin, Han Xin.

Although the two of them fought fiercely before, but now they are facing the common enemy Xiang Yumiao, so naturally they will work together to defeat King Xiang.

So Liu Bangmiao made a decisive decision, and immediately turned into an elf Mewkemon trainer, and shouted directly: "Han Xinmiao, quickly use Flying Daggers!"

"Ambush from ten sides, sir, do you have any soldiers? There are only two meows in total, why are you in ambush from ten sides..."

Han Xinmiao was also unable to complain.

When Xiang Yumiao was besieged and killed, the number of the Han army could no longer be described as too many. It could be said that the sound of gongs and drums, the sound of firecrackers, the waving of red flags, and the sea of ​​people were comparable to those of the TV stations on the white clouds and black soil.

Such a luxurious lineup and deployment of troops, coupled with Han Xinmiao's special ability, naturally forced this overlord of Western Chu, Xiang Yumiao, to commit suicide in Wujiang.

But now?

Send it now!

Seeing the current appearance of Liu Bangmiao and Han Xinmiao, with muscles all over their bodies, Xiang Yumiao, the overlord who is still alive, sneered, and then said jokingly: "Pei Gong, the halberd-wielding doctor, is not as violent as us... Play something more interesting. Meow~"

Although the voice was playful, it undoubtedly surprised Meow.

Hearing what Xiang Yumiao said, Liu Bangmiao couldn't help being taken aback: Isn't this line the one Xiang Yumiao should say?Why does it feel like it doesn't match your design?

Shouldn't Xiang Yumiao directly bury the two of them alive or dismember them, Ling Chi?

But up to now, Liu Bangmiao can still openly talk to Xiang Yumiao in a thick-skinned manner: "Brother Yu, Brother Yu! Have you forgotten that we once formed an alliance of opposite sex brothers by blood! Back then it was indeed It's my brother's fault, as the saying goes, knowing your faults can make you better, you see..."

Seeing Liu Bangmiao's shameless attitude, Han Xinmiao on the side was a little surprised, but quickly calmed down: "Yes, it is the King of Han in my memory."

You should find him for revenge!
On the other side, Xiang Yumiao couldn't help showing a smile at the corner of his mouth. Looking at the two guys in front of him, he jumped up and came to the roof, and an illusory crimson Overlord phantom appeared behind him!
The terrible oppressive feeling came again, just when Liu Bangmiao and Han Xinmiao thought that Xiang Yumiao was going to do something terrible, they heard Xiang Yumiao say: "Liu Ji, find a place to dig a hole in the backyard."

"Han Xin, you are on the sidelines as the supervisor! If Liu Ji shows any signs of laziness, whip him hard!"

Hearing this sentence, Liu Bangmiao couldn't help being taken aback, while Han Xinmiao was a little surprised, and then directly pulled down a vine from Manzhushahua who was watching the excitement, and began to swing it like a whip.

"Snapped!"

Han Xinmiao is very arrogant, waving the manzhushahua version of the vine whip, arrogant and arrogant, and directly let Liu Bangmiao experience what it means to build the Great Wall.

Not the Xiang Yu I remember, but just as hateful!
"Han Xin, you are crazy! You are also a general, don't you know Xiang Ji's methods?!"

Seeing that Han Xinmiao had become a supervisor, Liu Bangmiao immediately became anxious, and he quickly opened his mouth to remind him kindly: "Xiang Ji likes to let prisoners of war dig pits, and then kill them after digging pits, and the pits he dug It’s for burying corpses! When the pit is dug, we’re finished! Meow~!”

"Of course I know, but if I can take revenge fiercely, I will die without regret!"

Han Xinmiao shouted viciously, but between his words, he seemed to be winking at Liu Bangmiao, as if conveying some different message.

What kind of person Liu Bangmiao is, naturally he saw the situation at the first time, and after a sudden realization, he began to plan to pretend to be a snake for a while, waiting for an opportunity to cooperate with Han Xinmiao.

Since they are not opponents in terms of force, they will temporarily succumb and wait for the opportunity.

It's not that the two of them can't accept humiliation. Liu Bangmiao's old rascal is shameless, and Han Xinmiao can also be humiliated. Compared with the embarrassment of the past, the embarrassment now is not a problem at all.

But even so, Liu Bangmiao was so angry in his heart.

Because he could feel that although Han Xinmiao had given him a signal, the whip was still really hitting. It was obviously a public revenge, taking the opportunity to retaliate, and he had no room to fight back.

These two guys are more terrifying than the other. When Xiang Yu is dealt with, I will deal with you, Han Xin!

Such an idea that fits history very well came to Liu Bangmiao's mind.

Naturally, Xiang Yumiao didn't know about Liu Bangmiao and Han Xinmiao's private actions. He only felt very happy and felt the feeling of revenge.

But even if he knew about the private actions of these two cats, it might not be a big deal.

Xiang Yumiao has the pride of belonging to the nobles of the Chu Kingdom, and he doesn't bother with such petty actions. This is the pride that belongs exclusively to the nobles.

Seeing these two guys working hard, Xiang Yumiao couldn't help but nodded in satisfaction, then suddenly opened his mouth and ordered:
"Okay, it's almost done, you exchange roles, now Liu Ji supervises the army, and Han Xin goes to dig!"

After all, Xiang Yumiao also grabbed a bottle of Erguotou and drank it all in one gulp.

happy!

It's a pity that after becoming a cat, my hands and feet are not very agile, otherwise it would be even more enjoyable!
……

The disputes from the end of Qin Dynasty and the beginning of Han Dynasty outside the cat cafe are still going on, but the dispute inside the cat cafe has ended.

It's very simple, because it's useless for Qingzhao and Zhang Jiao to fight, so Li Baimiao decided to visit both parties instead of locking on one side.

Su Shimiao also ran out from the next room, came to Li Baimiao's side, and started talking enthusiastically with Li Baimiao.

I have to say that Li Baimiao's status is really high.

As soon as he came out, his status in the literati circle was like a superstar, extremely dazzling, and on the one hand, he chatted with Su Shimiao, Su Zhemiao, and Qingzhaomiao, and on the other hand, he greeted Xiuningmiao with great respect.

After all, he is a citizen of the Tang Dynasty, so when he saw this legendary Princess Pingyangzhao in the Tang Dynasty, he had to show some respect.

It's as if the Han Dynasty saw Gaozu and Emperor Guangwu... This metaphor may be a bit inappropriate, because the main composition of the Han Dynasty meow is Lezimeow.

It's all to blame Huo Guangmiao for ruining Han Chaomiao's atmosphere and bringing Han Chaomiao down!

The literati of the Song Dynasty and Li Baimiao talked and laughed happily and complemented each other, while Zhang Jiaomiao was itching with hatred.

Hou Xunmiao, who was sitting opposite Zhang Jiaomiao, yawned a lot, looking very indifferent, and instead persuaded Zhang Jiaomiao: "Great virtuous and good teacher, a cat who cultivates the Tao should have a heart like still water, calm and indifferent. Only in this way can we do it To have no desires, no desires, to pursue the Dao. Meow~"

"In the past, I lingered on the imperial power and was obsessed with calculations. This is the road that hinders me from becoming an immortal. Now that I am here, it is really a great opportunity to become an immortal. A good teacher must not be confused by these foreign things, so that Lost the principle of the Dao. Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun."

Hou Zongmiao is very calm, like a serious Taoist priest, even more like a Taoist priest than Zhang Jiaomiao, the Taoist leader.

Compared with Hou Zongmiao, Zhang Jiaomiao looks like an emperor who is deeply addicted to the world.

Zhang Jiaomiao turned to look at Hou Congmiao, his eyes full of doubts.

This kid is also surnamed Zhu, and he is also a descendant of Zhu Di.

Zhu Di, this old boy cheated all of my savings, wouldn't the descendants of this old kid still want to cheat me? !

Zhang Jiaomiao is now a bit of a loser. He feels that those who are related to other cats are untrustworthy. Only his own relatives can be trusted... No, his own relatives are not good either. Both younger brothers have rebelled. .

The only ones you can really trust are newcomers, unaccompanied cats with good reputations!
Like Li Baimiao!
Zhang Jiaomiao feels that the best way is to win over Li Baimiao!

However, this best method has also been shattered by this group of guys from the Song Dynasty!

Thinking of this, Zhang Jiaomiao became even more angry, and the chopsticks in his mouth were even bitten off.

On the other side, Li Baimiao looked at the wine in front of him, his eyes were dazzled.

White, yellow, red.

Rice wine, fruit wine, distilled wine.

All kinds of wine were placed in front of Li Baimiao, and there was a big table full!

Just looking at it makes people salivate.

"Senior Li, you can drink all of these, drink whatever you want!"

Su Shimiao respected Li Baimiao very much, squatting in front of the table, drinking a bowl of wine, savoring the sweetness of it.

Of course it's not dry red, it's sweet wine.

For Su Shimiao, dry red is something fun, bitter and astringent, and I don't know why it is so popular.

But Li Baimiao swallowed for a long time, and after saying "Dongpo has a heart", he chose Moutai without hesitation, and directly blew on the bottle.

Qingzhaomiao also wanted to get drunk with Li Baimiao, but fortunately, Shi Shimiao and Xi Shimiao stopped Qingzhaomiao in time and did not let Qingzhaomiao drink this.

After all, everyone understands Qingzhaomiao's wine products. If Li Baimiao, a poetic fairy, is left with a bad impression after drinking it, it will be a big deal.

The plot of "Last night the rain was dredging and the wind was sudden, and the sleep was not enough to eliminate the residual wine" is enough to appear once or twice. It is better to watch "Li Bai's Hundred Poems of a Dou, Sleeping in a Restaurant in Chang'an City" and "Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for fun, will Let's drink three hundred cups of Li Taibai!

Su Shimiao was very excited, and he urgently wanted to ask Li Taibai some questions about the article.

Su Zhemiao is relatively plain. After all, for Su Zhemiao, writing poetry is just a hobby, and his greatest interest is writing articles.

Su Zhemiao, like Ouyang Xiu and Wang Anshi, is counted among civil servants!

Writing poetry and lyrics is just a hobby.

Before Su Shimiao started to ask questions, Li Baimiao drank the Moutai in a very heroic gulp, and hiccupped under the gulp gulp gulp.

"Hiccup~"

Li Baimiao felt dizzy for a moment. He looked around and couldn't help being taken aback for a moment, then he meowed: "Hey, around...why are there so many Dongpos around..."

Then, he collapsed on the seat with a bang, and fell asleep soundly.

This scene instantly stunned the cats present.

And Chen Xing, who was watching from the sidelines, couldn't help being taken aback.

Wait a minute, this is a bit different from the historical description.

Didn't you say 'you will have to drink three hundred cups'?

Shouldn't Li Baimiao's drinking capacity be very good? Why did he fall asleep after drinking a bottle of Moutai?

Chen Xing was at a loss, and so were Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao. At this moment, Qingzhaomiao spoke suddenly, as if revealing something:
"Oh, I should have known earlier, Lay Qinglian should be too strong to drink."

Hearing Qingzhaomiao's words, Shi Shimiao's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but wondered: "No, I remember that many literati wrote about Mr. Taibai's booze, and even he himself often wrote poems related to alcohol. !Meow~”

And Su Shimiao at the side also seemed to have seen some tricks, couldn't help being amused, and said: "I can also see the tricks from what girl Yi An said."

"Writing poems and lyrics are often exaggerated. Why do you have to drink three hundred cups at a time? It may be self-flattering, but the real situation has also been written in the poem. The poet Du Zimei wrote "Sleep at a Restaurant in Chang'an City", obviously drinking too much I fell asleep on the street. Meow~"

Compared with touting Li Baimiao, Su Shimiao is actually more in pursuit of Du Fumiao.

To put it simply, Li Baimiao's drinking capacity is likely to be...

Food and fun.

And Chen Xing didn't expect this scene to happen, he still wanted to see Zhang Jiaomiao and Song Chao Wenmiao fighting!

The current situation is that Zhang Jiaomiao is about to become an enemy of the world. First, he had a conflict with Han Dynasty Meow, and Ming Dynasty Meow cheated him of money, and Song Dynasty scholar Meow had a conflict with him because of Li Baimiao... Now only Yingzheng, Xiang Yu, the three criminals who don't care about the world, and the good-for-nothings have no conflict with Zhang Jiao.

happy.

Chen Xing shook his head, looked at the messy kittens, and turned on the phone.

I haven't seen the impact of being promoted to the fourth-level shit-shoveling officer yet!

(End of this chapter)