I can summon history meow

Chapter 420 Come out, my army!

In the deep mountains and old forests, the ancient trees are towering, covering the sky and the sun.

All kinds of trees are intertwined and criss-crossed, covering the sky and shaking the leaves, shining green light, like a sea of ​​green.

"Om~!!!"

Right in this sea of ​​green, a dilapidated RV with a weird appearance was cross-country in the deep forest. The windshield was broken, and the wind poured into it like water. Inside, there could be the cat's excited meowing and strong screams. The sound of turbo.

The vehicle was extremely bumpy, as if the hearts of the passengers in the vehicle would pop out at any moment.

Under such an environment, the cats and cats in the car turned a blind eye to each other, the chassis was stable, and there was no reaction to the bumps at all, only Cheng Chen Xing looked out of the car like a big wronged species. .

Because it is about to arrive at the destination, and the distance from the destination is not very far, Qubingmiao did not choose to fly in the sky, but experienced a jungle cross-country after a long absence.

But what surprised Chen Xing was the unique feeling that Qu Bing Miao seemed to fall in love with.

It's hard not to like the wildness of this kind of mountain off-road. After all, this kid likes the most exciting car sports.

From the road racing at the beginning to flying in the sky, now I have experienced jungle racing... Chen Xing couldn't help but feel worried, feeling that this kid might use the car as a submarine in the next step and go underwater to complete a wave of Finding Nemo.

This is not Chen Xing's guess, but it is very possible. With the courage of Qubing Meow, let alone go to the bottom of the sea to play Finding Nemo, even if he uses the RV as a rocket to go to outer space to fight aliens, Chen Xing will believe it .

In the RV, Hu Haimiao was wrapped in a sheet, lying quietly in a corner, dying.

After all, he had just been beaten up by Ying Zhengmeow in the first second, and he was severely injured by Chen Xing's special magic in the next second.

When Chen Xing saw Hu Haimiao's appearance, he felt a little bit sorry, and stepped forward proactively, intending to release his friendly attitude.

He thought for a while, and took out a special fruit from his backpack that Liu Xiumiao and others went to pick in a valley in a secret place during the previous action, and walked towards Hu Haimiao in a friendly manner.

Originally, Hu Haimiao was still lying on the bed sheet and squinting his eyes, but when he heard Chen Xing's footsteps, he was taken aback for a moment, and when he looked up and saw Chen Xing walking towards him with a smile on his face, he felt extremely panicked in his heart.

It's him, it's him, it's him, our devil, Chen dog thief!
Hu Haimiao will never forget the figure that made him sleepless at night, the pain that made him feel like a heartbreaker!
Seeing Chen Xing approaching step by step, Hu Haimiao's panic was indescribable, his eyes were terrified, his whole body was shaking, his lips were trembling, as if he wanted to shout "Don't come here", but But he never had the guts to shout out.

Because he was worried that after he yelled this sentence, he would immediately receive a torrential magical damage from Chen Xing!
This is even more ruthless than his own father, Hu Haimiao wondered if he had lost Chen Xing's family business!
Looking at Chen Xing who was close to him, Hu Haimiao was submissive and didn't dare to speak loudly, so he could only meow cautiously, squeezing out a smile that was uglier than crying: "Chen...Mr. Chen..."

Seeing that Hu Haimiao has become so polite now, Chen Xing couldn't help but nodded.

It seems that Hu Haimiao has done a good job in ideological reform, and he easily removed the corrupt emperor's thinking.

Chen Xing was very satisfied, stretched out his hand and threw the spirit fruit in his hand to Hu Haimiao, and at the same time opened his mouth and said: "You eat this fruit, it is good for your injury."

This kind of broken fruit was given to the little eunuchs when I was the emperor.

Hu Haimiao slandered endlessly in his heart, but he didn't dare to say anything on the bright side, for fear that Chen Xing would pull him out again and beat him fifty times, which would cause unnecessary flesh and blood suffering.

He glanced at Ying Zhengmiao, who was expressionlessly playing with his phone.

Because the laptop was destroyed, Ying Zhengmiao is currently playing a strategy game that simulates a dynasty that can be played on his mobile phone. The copy he is currently experiencing is the chaos of the end of Qin Dynasty.

What's more, the power that Ying Zhengmiao is currently manipulating is Liu Bang's Han.

There is a rather dreamy feeling.

After Hu Haimiao took the fruit given by Chen Xing, he took a bite very stiffly.

Soon, a sour feeling exploded from Hu Haimiao's mouth and rushed straight to his forehead.

Although this fruit is rich in spiritual energy, its taste is extremely sour and astringent, it is difficult to eat, and it is usually used as alchemy material.

But Chen Xing had never eaten it. After seeing Hu Haimiao finished eating, he asked curiously, "How is it? What's the taste? Is the fruit sweet?"

Hu Haimiao almost rolled her eyes because of this fruit, but after hearing Chen Xing's words, she forcibly suppressed her own physiological reaction, then forced a smile on her face, and looked at Chen Xing very Attentively and weakly, he meowed:
"Sweet, it's too sweet, Hu Hai has never eaten such a sweet fruit in his life, it's so delicious! Meow~"

The voice is plausible, and at the same time, Hu Haimiao is even an acting school, with a sweet expression on his face.

Seeing Hu Haimiao's performance, Chen Xing nodded in satisfaction, waved his hand, took out four more pieces of the same fruit, and said kindly: "Since it's so sweet, you should eat more, just eat all of them. Don't keep it for me."

After finishing speaking, a cheerful expression appeared on Chen Xing's face again.

After hearing Chen Xing's words, Hu Haimiao was distraught.

terrible!

This is simply a demon, this is no less torture than cannon fire!

Although he, Qin Ershi, was extremely cruel, anyone who offended him would be killed.

But Chen Xing actually forced him to eat this extremely sour fruit, it was really frightening!
What they lost was only one life, but they themselves had to suffer this kind of pain!
Hu Haimiao's three views are obviously a bit crooked, but in any case, Chen Xing's identity as the great devil has been firmly established in his Hu Haimiao's impression.

He didn't dare to disobey Chen Xing's order at all. Looking at Chen Xing's evil smile, he could only nod stiffly, and said in a trembling voice: "Mr. After that, I will eat it all for him, not leaving a single one! Meow~"

Hu Haimiao's voice was extremely tragic, and Chen Xing didn't know what was going on with Hu Haimiao.

It may be that Hu Haimiao was too moved by his actions.

After shaking his head, Chen Xing sat on his seat and glanced at the cats and cats around him.

They are still busy with their own livelihoods, only Chen Xing is doing nothing.

Anyway, being idle was idle, Chen Xing also took out the same fruit casually, and immediately took a bite out of curiosity, intending to taste the taste of this spirit fruit that Qin Ershi was full of praise for.

"Ow~"

After the first bite, a row of teeth marks appeared on the fruit, and half of the fruit's flesh was bitten off by Chen Xing.

And Chen Xing was not on guard, and chewed.

Soon, a sour taste spread from the taste buds in an instant, spread throughout the entire mouth, and spread further along the mouth...

In an instant, Chen Xing's expression became distorted.

But at this moment, the cats and cats who were pretending to be busy all raised their heads and looked in Chen Xing's direction, intending to have fun.

Although Chen Xing didn't know what kind of fruit it was, they were well-informed and knew the taste of the fruit.

"I'm super!"

The fruit was so sour that it was impossible to describe the sour taste in words. Chen Xing lost all control of his facial expressions and spit out all the pulp, followed by a look of anger, and his molars snapped. Crushed.

Well, you Huhai meow, it really isn't a good meow!
I really know the face but not the heart!
I kindly healed you, but you pretended that the fruit was fine to harm me!
It seems that the inferiority of your body has not been eliminated!
Lesson, must continue to teach him severely!

At this moment, Hu Haimiao, who had been curled up into a ball by the sour fruit, didn't know what happened, but felt a cool wind blowing from behind.

"Damn it, why doesn't this car have windows... Woohoo, if it was in the past, I would have killed them all..."

……

Three hours later, the RV finally arrived near Lishan Mountain.

Chen Xing didn't take the initiative to ask Hu Haimiao for an explanation for the little unhappiness that happened in the car.

After all, this RV has already been repaired once, and it cannot withstand the second repair.

Chen Xing decided to let Hu Haimiao know who is the owner of the cat cafe after returning to the cat cafe.

And during these three hours, Chen Xing went to a nearby town, found an electronics store and bought a laptop of an unknown brand. After Miao downloaded a few games, Ying Zheng Miao immediately abandoned the phone and switched to the computer.

As for his favorite young son Hu Haimiao in the past, he didn't even glance at him.

Back then, I brought my youngest son with me, naturally because I liked his cleverness...Of course, in other words, it was actually to relieve boredom.

And the other sons, such as Fusu, Gongzi Gao, and Ying Zhengmiao have high hopes.

It's just that these other sons always let Ying Zhengmiao down. Since he ruled the world, his sons will only hinder him.

He also now understood Qin Mo's pattern.

At that time, Qin Chao was like a kettle of boiling water, which was constantly shaking. When he was there, nothing happened. It was because he was like a big hand, firmly holding the kettle.

After this hand leaves, if the successor has no way to solve it, then the kettle will burst sooner or later.

Judging from the current situation, if his remaining sons succeed to the throne, the world may still be in chaos, but there will be more possibilities at that time.

Either the Qin soldiers fought in all directions to quell the chaos, reappearing the momentum of sweeping the six countries; or returning to the situation of the Spring and Autumn and Warring States, the world was in great turmoil, and the Qin people retreated to Guanzhong; or history repeated itself, entering Xianyang and destroying Qin.

But in any case, what Ying Zhengmiao can be sure of is.

Even if the other princes succeeded to the throne and were sent to Xianyang, it is impossible for them to be exterminated in just three years!

Hu Haimiao was driving a car that was about to go down a cliff, and instead of thinking of a way to remedy it, he stepped on the accelerator hard!
Damn it!It's time to kill!It should be destroyed!
If he didn't kill him on the spot, Ying Zhengmiao remembered the father-son relationship back then.

Now Ying Zhengmiao has expelled Hu Haimiao from "Yingji", so he will be named Hu in the future.

But maybe the friend surnamed Hu is not happy, who wants such a shameful thing.

The vehicle drove all the way, looking at the surrounding Lishan scenery, Chen Xing couldn't help raising his head and laughing: "Yingzheng, does Lishan look familiar to you?"

Upon hearing this, Ying Zhengmiao skillfully pressed the pause button on her game, and then saved it.

Then he stood up, jumped onto Chen Xing's shoulder, looked around at Lishan Mountain, and then shook his head: "I'm not familiar with it, it's completely different from the Lishan Mountain I visited back then. Meow~"

Is such that.

After all, it's been 2000 years.

Although the mountain is the same mountain, the scene is already very different.

Chen Xing was stunned.

"I understand. It's like Xianyang at the foot of the mountain. Although it's all Xianyang, after 2000 years of baptism, it's already different."

Hearing what Chen Xing said, Ying Zhengmiao looked up at Chen Xing, a little surprised.

Not because Chen Xing uttered this philosophical sentence, but because...

Xianyang is not near Lishan Mountain, and it is not Xianyang at the foot of the mountain, but Lintong.

There is a Wei River between Xianyang and Lishan.

But Ying Zhengmiao didn't speak, just watched Chen Xing's operation quietly.

As a monarch, Ying Zhengmiao knows that a qualified monarch is to save face anytime and anywhere.

And Yuan Zhangmiao, who was on the side, also saw the strangeness, and also did not speak, and had a tacit understanding with Ying Zhengmiao.

I don't know why, although Yuan Zhang has a good relationship with Liu Bang, but there is always a barrier between them, and they get along very happily with Ying Zheng.

Maybe it's because the pinyin abbreviation of both of them is yzm.

But Qubingmiao, who has lived in Chang'an for many years, seems to want to correct Chen Xing's mistake, but Huo Guangmiao, who is his younger brother, covers Qubingmiao's mouth again.

Although he didn't tell Chen Xing the truth, Huo Guangmiao's thinking was different from Yuan Zhangmiao and Ying Zhengmiao's.

He wanted to embarrass Chen Xing in the future.

After all, Huo Guangmiao is an old Lezimiao.

Chen Xing didn't care about the special situation of the cats, but propped his forehead and fell into deep thought: "Since you don't recognize Lishan now, do you still remember where your imperial mausoleum is? Is there any special mark?"

Feng Xianmiao interjected: "Even if there is any special mark, it is more than 2000 years old, and I am afraid it has disappeared long ago."

Hearing this, Chen Xing also felt a little headache.

Do you really want to dig three feet into the ground?

"Leave it to me, I, Lu Fengxian, was also a master of tomb robbers back then." Fengxian sighed.

At the beginning Dong Zhuo was short of military pay, so he asked Feng Xianmiao to steal Maoling, Feng Xianmiao was ordered to go, and returned with a full load.

Whose tomb is Maoling?The tomb of Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.

However, Feng Xianmiao is actually a secondary development, because the Red Eyebrow Army at the end of the Western Han Dynasty had already stolen it once.

But Feng Xianmiao never said anything about it.

Because Qubingmiao and Huo Guangmiao sitting opposite him were all single-handedly picked up by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, if they found out, it would be really bad.

Now if Chen Xing couldn't find Qin Shi Huang's Mausoleum, Feng Xianmiao would have a reason to take action.

Feng Xianmiao skillfully took out Luoyang shovel, cyclone shovel, split waterproof miner's lamp, threaded steel pipe, soil test shovel head, multi-purpose saber, folding shovel, short-handled hammer, nylon rope...

These equipments made Chen Xing dumbfounded: "How did you bring them out?!"

"It does not matter."

Feng Xianmiao took out a pair of sunglasses from nowhere, put them on in front of her eyes, and then said "hey" and said, "Look at the mountain when you are looking for a dragon. One layer of entanglement is one layer of locks. If you close the door with a thousand layers of locks, There must be a prince here!"

Tomb Raider Limited·Fengxian Meow!
Feng Xianmiao's level of tomb robbery is not false. The first order he got to work was the tomb of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. How could those ordinary tomb robbers have a chance to rob the emperor's tomb?

Looking at Feng Xianmiao's dress and slogan, Chen Xing was dumbfounded. He never expected Feng Xianmiao to have such an operation.

Looking at Feng Xianmiao who was so swearing, before Chen Xing could speak, Ying Zhengmiao said calmly beside him: "Root fighting? There is no need at all, because my tomb is buried very deep. If you are serious It takes at least three days and three nights to dig bit by bit.”

"Then how to get in?"

The irritable old brother Xiang Yumiao was a little impatient: "It's better to let me use my supernatural powers and directly knock down this Lishan Mountain, and your Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang will come out naturally."

When Feng Xianmiao heard the words, he immediately put back his tomb-robbing tools: "I think the Overlord of Chu is right, this will save some trouble."

"No."

Chen Xing stopped immediately: "You can't damage cultural relics, and Lishan is such a famous ancient mountain, how many stories happened here, how can you destroy it casually."

"Don't be so troublesome."

Ying Zhengmiao spoke suddenly, her voice full of majesty: "Let me do it next."

After all, Yingzheng jumped down from Chen Xing's body and looked at the majestic Lishan Mountain. A great majesty came from him:
"My army, all the soldiers who followed me to fight here and there, come out, your emperor is back!"

(End of this chapter)