I can summon history meow

Chapter 167 Jinglong Meow's Secret Department Store
Life is like this.

It looks like a lot of choices, but in fact there is no choice.

Cao Chongmiao sighed, and Jing Longmiao tiptoed away to buy Feizhai Happy Water for Feng Xianmiao.

After all, they have reached the point where they are today, and the hatred and hatred in the past are not a problem.

After all, during these few hours together, Feng Xianmiao and Cao Chongmiao also developed some feelings...

But having said that, even if Cao Cao was face to face, it would be impossible for Feng Xianmiao to stab him to death with a single halberd.

After all, this is the territory of the cat cafe, and the owner of the cat cafe is Chen Xing, not Feng Xianmiao himself.

More importantly...

It was a bit embarrassing for me to sneak away Chen Xing's 1 yuan just now.

Feng Xianmiao didn't understand prices before. A rocket costs 500 yuan, and a card costs tens of thousands. He thought it was very cheap.

Now that she understands the prices, Feng Xianmiao just wants to say... beeping obediently, what should Chen Xing do when he comes back?
One level of happy water costs three yuan, how many bottles of happy water can you buy for 1 yuan?
Feng Xianmiao only felt that he was under a lot of pressure, and a bunch of people would come out in the next second, and then shouted: "Feng Xianmiao, the thing about you stealing money to reward the female anchor has happened!"

There is such a feeling of Baimenlou, which is very mysterious.

But at this moment, Feng Xianmiao suddenly heard a slight movement from outside, as if something was approaching the room.

Feng Xianmiao immediately became vigilant, he knew very well that Jing Longmiao and Cao Chongmiao had just left, and it was impossible for them to come back so soon!
Just as Feng Xianmiao was about to find out, five little furry heads suddenly protruded neatly from the crack of the door.

From top to bottom, they were Yuanzhang, Qingzhao, Qubing, Huo Guang, and Shi Shi. When they saw Fengxian, they pushed them away and walked in.

The five of them are unceremoniously lined up on both sides, and the one in the center is naturally Yuan Zhang, who was the founding emperor of the country.

Quite a bit of the feeling of Galileo being tried in three sessions.

"We received a report from Chen Xing that the bank statements between you and Cao Chongmiao are wrong, and Chen Xing specially asked us to investigate."

After Yuanzhang Miao yawned for a long time, he seemed a little impatient and said, "Tell me, what are you using the money for?"

"This……"

It was the first time for Feng Xianmiao to encounter such a battle, and it was a bit difficult to tell where the money was going.

After taking a deep breath, Feng Xianmiao still had a cheeky face, and said in a mosquito-like voice: "Beating... rewarding girls... No, it's a certain contribution to the rocket cause."

"What?"

All the cats were a little dazed.

Immediately afterwards, Feng Xianmiao spoke confidently: "That's right, the rocket business!"

At this moment, Feng Xianmiao felt that he was possessed by Jiang Ziya and Zhang Zifang, and suddenly became smarter.

Who said I was foolhardy? !
Yuanzhang looked at Feng Xianmiao hesitantly, and said with a strange face: "But Chen Xing shows that the payee is Seafood TV..."

"what?"

……

Jing Longmiao and Cao Chongmiao tiptoed to the first floor together, and then, while not paying attention, went through the cat hole in the backyard and came directly to the main road.

It was the first time for Cao Chongmiao to walk out of a cat cafe by himself, but he was full of novelty in this world: "Jing Longmiao, we shouldn't go to Sister Qingzhao to buy things online, and then let those two idle ghosts on the first floor help Shall we pick up the courier?"

"We are cats. If you come out to buy directly, will the merchant sell it to you?" Cao Chongmiao asked worriedly.

"How long does it take to shop online? You have to wait three or four days to buy a snack. How hard is it? Meow~"

Jing Longmiao said in dissatisfaction, "Why don't you just go out and buy it, it will save you a lot of trouble."

"But why does the cat come to buy things?" Cao Chongmiao asked in confusion.

"Small idea."

Jing Longmiao chuckled, then took out a piece of paper from his pocket, put it in his mouth, and said vaguely to Cao Chongmiao: "Elbow, what is Lingjie doing?"

Jing Longmiao also had two very conspicuous banknotes in his pocket, one was ten yuan and the other was twenty, totaling 30 yuan.

Cao Chongmiao was a little dazed, looking at the paper in Jing Longmiao's mouth, he couldn't help but froze.

"I want a box of Coke, the money is in my pocket, thank you grandma~"

Looking at these words, Cao Chongmiao took a deep breath.

I can't hold back anymore, my cat is stupid.

Can you still play like this?

Cao Chongmiao really didn't expect to be able to play like this, and Jing Longmiao, who was walking in front, couldn't help but despise him for a while.

Prodigy?That's it?

There is one thing to say, regardless of the historical facts, let’s objectively evaluate the IQ of the characters. This general feels that Cao Chongmiao is not as good as Jing Longmiao!
Cao Chongmiao just followed behind the proud Jing Longmiao, and followed Jing Longmiao all the way through various remote alleys.

The sky is blue and the sun is hot; the alleys are winding, cramped and long.

There are dense green ivy vines on the courtyard walls on both sides, and under the narrow and long shadows, it seems to block the sweltering heat of Luoyang in summer.

In this remote alley, an old and rotten door was half-opened, and there was a door plaque that seemed to have some thoughts on it, and the word 'department store' could be vaguely discerned.

There is no doubt that this is a canteen, and it only serves the surrounding people and is not conspicuous.

In addition to being cleaner, this place is even simpler than the dilapidated original cat cafe that Cao Chongmiao came to see.

"Is anyone here really selling anything?"

Cao Chongmiao couldn't help but have some doubts.

But Jing Longmiao didn't hesitate at all. Instead, he walked in with a little familiarity, pushed open the door, and meowed twice inside.

Hearing that Cao Chongmiao had goosebumps, he felt as if he was being forced to eat shit.

If there is a clip sound in the cat and cat world, then Jing Longmiao's performance just now is clearly a clip.

Disgusting, simply too disgusting!

It's hard for Cao Chongmiao to describe how he feels now.

If you are guilty, you should let Chen Xing solve yourself instead of letting Jing Longmiao torture yourself like this!
As if seeing Cao Chongmiao who was very disdainful, Jing Longmiao snorted and said in a low voice, "You will be like me later."

"impossible!"

Cao Chongmiao said directly: "Do you think that everyone in this world is the same as you? I will tell you today, no! Chonger, even if I am beaten to death by Chen Xing today, I will never be a Catch the cat!"

Cao Chongmiao's voice is eloquent, and he looks like a hero with strong bones.

"Ha ha."

Jing Longmiao sneered, and was about to say something when he heard a warm voice from the front: "Mimi, Mimi~"

The voice seemed a little old, very lack of energy, listening to this voice, Cao Chongmiao could imagine a kind old grandma with white hair.

After hearing this voice, Jing Longmiao immediately jumped up, and then kept meowing: "Mimi is here, Mimi is here!"

Cao Chongmiao:?

Before he could react, he saw an old lady in her [-]s and [-]s, dressed very plainly, coming out of the house, took a look at the paper Jing Longmiao was holding in her mouth with reading glasses, and happily Hehe smiled.

Seeing this, Jing Longmiao immediately stepped forward and rubbed the old lady's trouser sleeve, showing a very intimate look.

"Hehehe."

The old lady smiled kindly, hugged Jing Longmiao, and said in surprise, "Why are you getting fat again?"

"Meow~"

Jing Longmiao couldn't listen to others saying that he was fat, so he was a little unhappy immediately, and made a kitten face.

"Yo yo yo, I'm angry."

The old lady smiled and apologized, as if she was teasing the children: "Mimi is good, eat canned fish."

After that, the old lady took a box of canned pangasius from the counter, opened it and put it on the ground.

Jing Longmiao was also not polite, and went straight up to eat the feed like a pig, and ate it with big mouthfuls.

The old lady took another look at Cao Chongmiao, squatted down kindly and patted Cao Chongmiao's little head, opened another box of canned pangasius, and asked with a smile, "Are you Mimi's friend?"

I'm no friend of that fat pig!
Cao Chongmiao really wanted to refute loudly, but the canned pangasius in front of him tasted really good.

Although it is not as good as the food in the cat cafe, who would mind eating a meal for no reason?
And I didn't do this for food like Jing Longmiao, I did this to care for the empty-nest elderly.

At this point, Cao Chongmiao also meowed meowingly.

Seeing that both Cao Chongmiao and Jing Longmiao cried out, the old lady was also very satisfied, and then took the note and Jing Longmiao's 30 yuan to move the Coke.

Cao Chongmiao glanced at the canned pangasius. There was a label on it, about 14 yuan a can.

These two cans are 28 yuan.

Jing Longmiao brought 30 yuan to buy Coke.

Co-authoring is equivalent to two dollars for a case of Coke?
Of course, the case of Coke that Jing Longmiao bought was not a real case, but a plastic-filmed Coke with ten bottles.

Soon, the old lady brought over the blue bottle of Coke, put it in front of Jing Longmiao, and looked at Jing Longmiao and Cao Chongmiao with a smile.

Jing Longmiao nodded, very satisfied.

And Cao Chongmiao was a little unhappy. He kicked the blue bottle of Coke and shook his head: "Dogs that clean toilets don't even drink it!"

After finishing speaking, he went to the place where the drinks were piled up on the side, and then meowed: "Red bottle of Coke, okay!"

"Red bottle of Coke?"

Jing Longmiao sneered: "The red bottle of Coke is only drunk by an ignorant kid like you, and adult cats like us drink the blue bottle of Coke, do you understand the gold content of the blue bottle?"

"There's gold in a fart!"

"..."

Two kittens quarreled with each other 'meow meow meow' in this department store.

Although the old lady couldn't understand cat language, she guessed a lot by looking at it. She couldn't help but smiled, took out six blue bottles of Coke, and put in six red bottles of Coke.

This kind of operation made Cao Chongmiao satisfied, but Jing Longmiao was a little unhappy.

But under the canned fish, Jing Longmiao could only show off the old lady's face, swearing and eating the canned food.

Soon, the canned food was eaten up by the two kittens, and then Jing Longmiao bowed to the old lady like a lucky cat, Cao Chongmiao followed suit, and also turned towards the old lady. I bow my hands and thank you.

After the old lady stepped forward to stroke the two cats, she helped them bring the Coke to the alley, then turned around and left, and returned to the shop.

After going out, Jing Longmiao said triumphantly to Cao Chongmiao: "How about it, how good is it here? If young people saw us holding up a sign to enter, they would have already shot a video and posted it on the Internet. Old people don't know how to use mobile phones. I think we are cute and cute."

What can Cao Chongmiao say about this?

He can only say that Jing Longmiao has a good opinion, and if he sticks to it, there is a way!
Then, after Jing Longmiao ate and cleaned up, he skillfully dragged the Coke box and started to walk back: Obviously, this was not the first time he had done this kind of thing.

After the whole set of movements, it can be said that they are proficient and cannot be more proficient.

Cao Chongmiao also curiously stepped forward to help, and found that the Coke box was really heavy, but in Jing Longmiao's hands, it seemed as if it didn't exist, and it walked like flying like a wind.

This can't help but surprise Cao Chongmiao.

Because in the cat cafe, Jing Longmiao doesn't touch heavy objects at all, it's like trash among trash, and can't move anything.

Seeing Cao Chongmiao's surprised eyes, Jing Longmiao sneered, and said directly: "Do you think working and moving food can be the same thing?"

I am submissive when it comes to housework, and I punch hard when it comes to snacks!
This is the basic principle of Jinglongmiao's current life for cats.

Cao Chong pouted, and could only drag the box of Coke with Jing Longmiao and walk towards Maoca.

Maoca is not far from here. It only took them three or four minutes to come here. Even if there are heavy objects behind them, it will take five or six minutes at most to go back.

But dragging and dragging, Jing Longmiao and Cao Chongmiao felt a little relaxed behind them at the same time, as if nothing was dragging behind them.

"Ok?"

Jing Longmiao and Cao Chongmiao were both a little surprised. They looked back together, but saw Chen Xing holding the box of Coke and holding his chin, as if he was thinking about something.

"Chen Xing!"

"Chen Xing?"

Cao Chongmiao and Jing Longmiao shouted Chen Xing's name together.

It's just that the former is a surprise, and the latter is a panic.

Jing Longmiao is in the weight loss period, if Chen Xing finds out that he secretly hides snacks every time, the consequences will be disastrous!

Chen Xing didn't pay much attention to Jing Longmiao, but after glaring at Jing Longmiao, he turned to Cao Chongmiao and asked, "What's the matter with the bank card? Why was 1 yuan withdrawn from my card? Fang is Seafood TV, why did you start watching the live broadcast?"

"not me!"

Cao Chongmiao yelled at being wronged, and said aggrievedly: "It's all spent by Uncle Fengxian. He rewarded the anchor with 24 rockets, [-] of which were for 'Cute Bunny' and four were for 'Qingcheng - hymn!"

Cao Chongmiao remembered clearly.

"What did Fengxian meow do?"

Hearing what Cao Chongmiao said, Chen Xing immediately felt reasonable.

After all, this is the image of Feng Xianmiao.

On, how to be a womanizer?
It is enough for Feng Xianmiao to restrain himself a little.

Chen Xing nodded, ready to go back and show Feng Xianmiao some color.

and many more……

Suddenly, Chen Xing thought of something.

I only debited 1 yuan from my own card.

If Chen Xing remembers correctly, each rocket costs 500 yuan.

24 rockets cost 1 yuan.

Where did the extra 2000 yuan come from?

Thinking of this, Chen Xing looked at Cao Chongmiao.

The moment Chen Xing cast his gaze over, Cao Chongmiao immediately knew that something was wrong, and after going through it in his mind, he immediately thought of the loopholes in his words.

In an instant, cold sweat drenched and sweat poured down like rain!
The fact that I set up a novel to write side stories to make money is about to be exposed!

Without hesitation, Cao Chongmiao knelt down and admitted his mistake, "Brother Chen Xing, I regret it!"

　Some small diarrhea today, the author has chronic enteritis, really uncomfortable.

　　One small chapter, [-] words will be updated tomorrow.

　　
　
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