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Chapter 165 Pay Attention to Brother Lu Fengxian, the No. [-] Wenhou!
Cao Chongmiao took Feng Xianmiao to open the door to a new world.

After picking the cover for a long time, Feng Xianmiao finally chose an Internet celebrity anchor with only a few thousand fans.

As soon as he came in, Feng Xianmiao saw the female anchor dancing passionately, and immediately stared at Feng Xianmiao.

"This this……"

Feng Xianmiao stared wide-eyed, without taking his eyes off, not even blinking.

Dancing in the Han Dynasty paid attention to charm, and every move was beautiful and formal.

Although the female anchor's dance was not vulgar and did not violate the rules, Feng Xianmiao had never seen it before, and now he only felt a visual impact on his eyes.

Never seen this before!
The fresh-blooded Feng Xianmiao couldn't help it, his eyes fixed on the screen.

Cao Chongmiao watched from the side and couldn't help sighing.

If it wasn't for fighting for the world, my father would probably be very good friends with Uncle Fengxian, right?
After the song ended, the female anchor returned to her seat and started chatting with the audience.

Four seconds later, Feng Xianmiao's adrenaline gradually cooled down, and the frenzy gradually cooled down, and she couldn't help saying: "Why doesn't she stop dancing, and continue playing music and dancing!"

"Forehead……"

Cao Chongmiao glanced at the live broadcast room, and kindly reminded: "Dancing can't be done in vain, you can only dance with a rocket."

"Rocket?"

Feng Xianmiao didn't care about it: "Find a nine-stone bow and fuel the arrow, what's the point of a mere rocket?"

"It's not this rocket." Cao Chongmiao reminded, "It's a virtual prop. To put it bluntly, it needs to be bought with money and rewarded with money!"

When Feng Xianmiao heard the words, he suddenly realized.

That's right, this dance can be watched without spending money?

But soon, Feng Xianmiao frowned again: "That's not right, Ben Hou didn't tip money just now, why can I watch her dance? I'm afraid it's not for me on purpose?"

"Because someone else tipped Rocket." Cao Chongmiao explained, "Because the live broadcast is open to all audiences, so we can also follow if there is a big brother tipping..."

Seeing that Feng Xianmiao was a little ignorant, Cao Chongmiao took a deep breath: "The singers and dancers in the palace dance for the emperor, princes and ministers, but apart from these people, eunuchs and maids can also watch, we are equivalent to this eunuch and court lady!"

Hearing what Cao Chongmiao said, Feng Xianmiao understood right away, and immediately jumped up: "A man was born between heaven and earth, how can he live in depression for a long time?!"

"Let's give a reward too, and brush those rockets!"

After all, Feng Xianmiao and Cao Chongmiao looked at each other.

"Are you rich?" Cao Chongmiao asked.

Feng Xianmiao originally wanted to say yes, but after thinking that he was no longer in the original era, he shook his head and said, "I don't."

"Then you're still fucking!" Cao Chongmiao said disdainfully.

Seeing this, Feng Xianmiao said, "Then do you have any?"

Cao Chongmiao said triumphantly: "The pocket money I got up early and corrupted and embezzled Chen Xing these days is still several thousand."

Feng Xianmiao nodded silently when she heard the words, and the muscles hidden under the soft hair let out the sound of tiger and leopard thunder: "That's easy to handle."

Cao Chongmiao:?

Seeing this scene, Cao Chongmiao shuddered and realized something was wrong: "You want to borrow it... right?"

"Hey hey hey."

……

5 minute later.

"Thanks to the big brother 'Wen Hou Lu Fengxian' for the two rockets, what dance do you want to see~"

The anchor on the screen danced again, while Feng Xianmiao lay comfortably on the sofa watching the female anchor dance.

And Cao Chongmiao curled up in the corner of the sofa, drawing a circle and cursing Feng Xianmiao.

Damn!
Three days!

Three full days!

Do you know how I spent these three days? !

In the past three days, I worked hard to write [-] to [-] characters every day. Apart from eating and sleeping, I usually just code words.

In this way, the bulk of the money is still owned by Chen Xing, and he can only use the reputation of "The Meow King's Son-in-law" to secretly open an official account and write some paid episodes to earn pocket money.

Now Feng Xianmiao just showed off his muscles, and half of the pocket money was gone!

My glory crystal!

My v10!

My Maserati! (The above are all game props.)
Now the money is gone, all gone!
How to do?
Going to fight with Feng Xianmiao?Impossible, Cao Chongmiao doesn't have that force value.

Sue Chen Xing?This pocket money of mine is the extra money I earned privately while Chen Xing was not paying attention.

If Chen Xing finds out, the other half will also be confiscated!

Chong'er feels wronged, but Chong'er doesn't say anything.

As if seeing Cao Chongmiao's pitiful look, Feng Xianmiao waved his hand and said directly: "Money is something outside of the body. As the saying goes, 'if all the gold is gone, it will come back'. How can a man care about such things outside of the body? I don't even care, you What do you care about?"

These few sentences are the title words when tipping, and Feng Xianmiao remembered it in an instant.

Cao Chong said quietly: "Because this is my money, of course you don't care."

"What's yours and mine? Are we two other people?" Feng Xianmiao stared, as if he knew Cao Chongmiao very well, "If you have anything to tell me in the future, I, Lu Fengxian, will cover you!"

Hearing what Feng Xianmiao said, Cao Chongmiao was a little moved.

If it is said to spend half of the pocket money to hire a bodyguard for himself, then Cao Chongmiao is acceptable.

After all, Lu Bu is the brave of a tiger, so it is normal for the security fee to be more expensive.

Thinking of this, Cao Chongmiao's originally unbalanced and distorted heart gradually calmed down and became calm.

"Hey hey hey..."

Feng Xianmiao, who was watching the live broadcast, let out a silly laugh of "hehehe", which changed Cao Chongmiao's impression of this "world's most powerful general".

Cao Chongmiao originally thought that Wang Yunmei's plan to kill Dong Zhuo had a lot of fictional elements, taking advantage of the differences between Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo, Diao Chan might just be a fuse.

Now it seems... It's a real hammer, there is no other reason, it's just Feng Xianmiao's pure lust.

Feng Xianmiao, Lu Sisiao!
Cao Chongmiao slandered endlessly in his heart, giving full play to the 'A Chong spirit'.

"correct."

At this moment, Feng Xianmiao suddenly asked, "Is there any food and wine here?"

It's not that Feng Xian is hungry, it's just that I'm not used to just watching dances: I used to watch while eating.

"Yes, yes."

At first, Cao Chongmiao thought that Feng Xianmiao had seen through his thoughts, but in the end he just asked him if he had anything to eat and drink, so he immediately felt relieved, but then he explained: "Uncle Feng Xianmiao, Maoca quit drinking, you There's not a single drop of wine to be found here."

There's no way, since Qingzhao Miao went drunk twice and beat Monk Jingyuan and Chen Xing into 'green, fat, red and thin', Maoca has completely quit drinking.

After all, Chen Xing didn't drink alcohol in the first place, and cats in history don't have much demand for alcohol, so naturally they don't have any objections.

Combining two and two, so there must be no drop of alcohol in the cat cafe.

"A real man was born between heaven and earth, how can he live without wine for a day?!"

Hearing this, Feng Xianmiao couldn't help being extremely angry, and immediately hammered the table, and then said angrily, "Where... what is there?"

"Coke! Chips!"

Cao Chongmiao said without hesitation: "It was all hidden by Jing Longmiao. He thought we didn't know, but I can see it every time!"

"Jing Longmeow?" Feng Xianmiao thought of the big orange fat pig he saw earlier, and couldn't help but look serious, "It's not good for us to take other people's things?"

"It's okay, if there is always a cat starving to death, then starving Jing Longmiao to death is the best choice." Cao Chongmiao said without any hesitation, "We will take it away secretly at that time, without anyone noticing! "

"it is good!"

Feng Xianmiao nodded with great satisfaction, and then said in a high voice: "If I could have met Brother Cao Chong back then, I'm afraid the Cao thief and the big-eared thief can't do anything to me, Lu Fengxian!"

Ha ha.

Cao Chongmiao laughed inwardly without saying a word, and quickly left the third floor secretly, going to the kitchen on the fourth floor, intending to steal part of Jing Longmiao's snack treasury.

But Feng Xianmiao himself just stayed in front of the phone, and after watching it for a long time, he didn't think it was interesting.

After all, this Internet celebrity anchor was amazing at first glance, but after watching it for a long time, Feng Xianmiao felt like "it's nothing more than that".

To put it simply, there is no recognition, no way for people to remember, and it loses its freshness after watching for a long time, so it is meaningless.

Feng Xian smacked his lips, then resolutely turned off the live broadcast, and began to search on the homepage, and soon his eyes lit up, and he saw a beauty of Xiaojiabiyu type.

Seeing this, Feng Xianmiao's eyes straightened.

Without hesitation, Feng Xianmiao immediately clicked into the live broadcast room.

……

"Whoo~"

The thin Cao Chongmiao dragged a small box of Coke and potato chips that was almost as heavy as him, and struggled towards the third floor.

Wiping the sweat off his forehead, Cao Chongmiao returned to the room on the third floor, only to find Feng Xianmiao looking expectantly at a sitting female anchor in front of the screen.

"Thanks to 'Wen Hou Lu Fengxian' for giving me a rocket, I love you~"

The female anchor's gentle voice came from the live broadcast room. Not only that, but she also made a heart gesture with her hands in front of the camera, which was a bit cute.

The appearance is really good, even Cao Chongmiao, who is young and inexperienced, feels a little bit excited.

"Why doesn't she dance?"

Feng Xianmiao in front of the screen was a little puzzled, and then asked: "This little girl, she looks good... Didn't she just dance with rockets? You lied to me!"

Feng Xianmiao was very angry, and the consequences were serious!

Seeing this appearance, Cao Chongmiao hurried over and looked at the live broadcast room.

It turns out that this is not the anchor of the dance area at all, but from the chat area.

In other words, no matter how many rockets Feng Xianmiao brushed, he still couldn't make him dance.

...People don't know it at all!
It is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice!
Cao Chongmiao began to explain to Feng Xianmiao patiently, and Feng Xianmiao soon understood what was going on.

Although Feng Xianmiao has been evaluated as "courageous but not resourceful" in history.

But being foolhardy doesn't mean he's a fool.

"Pity."

While talking about the pity, Feng Xianmiao frantically began to reward, and soon all the money extorted from Cao Chongmiao was rewarded, and Feng Xianmiao's ranking also came to No.2 on the contribution list.

"second?"

Feng Xianmiao frowned, changed the card, and continued to click recharge: "What's the password for this card?"

Cao Chongmiao was a little surprised: "You still want to tip if you don't dance?"

"Could it be that you think I, Feng Xianmiao, are a lecherous cat?" Feng Xianmiao looked contemptuous, "Do you know what a friend of a gentleman is?"

Cao Chongmiao did not expect that one day he would be taught by Feng Xianmiao what a "friend of gentlemen" is...

It's not appropriate to say this sentence from Feng Xianmiao's mouth!
"Stop talking nonsense, what is the payment password?"

After several times of tipping, Feng Xianmiao has fully understood the importance of the payment password.

Seeing this, Cao Chongmiao froze for a moment, then said in a low voice, "This card belongs to Chen Xing, who is in charge of collecting the manuscript fee for "The Son-in-law of Meow King", not my money!"

There is about 9 yuan in this card, which is a month's manuscript fee for Zhang Jiaomiao and Cao Chongmiao after taking over half a month ago.

Although Miao Wang's son-in-law's grades are good, but after all, there is only a little more than a month, and it is considered a good grade to receive 9 yuan.

"Don't worry, I'll spend less."

Without the slightest hesitation, Feng Xianmiao charged thousands of dollars and rewarded the anchor with a few rockets, and finally came to the No. [-] spot on the list.

"Thank you 'Wenhou Lu Fengxian' for the ten rockets, I love you~"

The good-looking female anchor didn't expect that she would receive ten rockets, so excitedly, she thanked the screen constantly: "All the water friends in the live broadcast room pay attention to the number one 'Wenhou Lu Fengxian' brother!"

Then Feng Xianmiao saw the barrage of '666' and 'Boss is confused' floating in the live broadcast room.

Feng Xianmiao nodded with great satisfaction, and seemed to enjoy the feeling of being a 'big brother in the lead'.

Seeing this scene, Cao Chongmiao didn't say anything.

The money was not spent by himself, and when Chen Xing found it, he pushed it all over Feng Xianmiao and it was over.

Not framed this time.

This time it's the real deal!
Seeing that Feng Xianmiao was enjoying it, Cao Chongmiao didn't speak.

When Chen Xing comes back, you will know what will happen if you spend money recklessly.

For a capitalist like Chen Xing, those who cannot create value and have to consume a lot are all waste that stays in cat cafes and will only eat expensive rice!
"Don't read, Uncle Fengxian, order first...ah no, let's eat first, and watch when you're full."

Cao Chongmiao took a deep breath and called to Feng Xianmiao.

He felt that he had to save Chen Xing thousands of dollars.

After all, with Feng Xianmiao's lavish money-spending habit, the bodyguard who hired half of his private money will kill Maoca tomorrow.

"Yes."

Feng Xianmiao nodded, looked back at the Coke and potato chips, and asked in confusion, "What is this?"

"It's potato chips, they're delicious."

After Cao Chongmiao tore open the bag of potato chips, he took a bite, showing a happy look.

Feng Xianmiao took a sip suspiciously, and was really refreshed. Then he pointed to the small box of canned Coke and asked, "Then what's in this airtight cup?"

Seeing this, Cao Chongmiao said, "This is Coke."

After all, he planned to untie the pull tab of Coke.

However, because of his small stature and small paws, Cao Chongmiao accidentally spilled the Coke.

"sand……"

In an instant, the brown liquid flowed on the ground, and the bubbles began to rise, making a 'rustling' sound.

Feng Xianmiao looked at Cao Chongmiao.

Cao Chongmiao also looked at Feng Xianmiao.

The room fell into a strange silence, only the pure and lovely anchor on the phone was still humming a ballad that neither of them had heard before, as a way of thanking the big brother for his reward.

Three or four seconds later, Feng Xianmiao immediately jumped up on the spot, flew into a rage, and scolded Cao Chongmiao:

"Good thief, how dare you poison me, you are too despicable!"

(End of this chapter)