I can summon history meow

Chapter 140 The Bad Guy Chen Xing's Evil Diary

Originally, when Qingzhaomiao asked me to be an idol, I refused.

Being an idol is not something that can be done just because you can do it. I said I should hire someone who is smarter. I’m not being humble. I’m a shit-shoveling officer, so why did I become an idol when I debuted?

But Qingzhao said, "We can't talk", "Furthermore, you don't need to show your face, you can just make a voice", "There are many Internet celebrities who don't show their faces. You can say that you are a good-looking anchor and you need [-] fans. Only then can I show my face", I was obsessed, and agreed to this matter by accident.

Now I can only regret secretly in the room.

Thinking of this, Chen Xing sighed, looking at Shi Shimiao and Qingzhaomiao in front of him, as well as the various classical music equipment he just bought online, Chen Xing felt an inexplicable sense of dread.

Shishimiao and Qingzhaomiao had a great conversation. After all, in the Song Dynasty, poets and singers were the best combination, because the words written by each poet were not used to "read and recite the full text", but to add music , sang out.

It's just that because the time is too long, only the words and sentences have been handed down at that time. As for the original expression method, it is difficult to reflect it.

The performance methods that can be officially recorded are all elegant music, such as military music such as "The Song of the King of Qin Breaking the Battle", "The Song of the King of Lanling Breaking the Battle", and the ritual music used by the emperor when he ascended the throne.

Ci music... To be honest, the tunes are different in each place, and it is really difficult to pass them down. Therefore, few people can sing poems in the way of singing.

But it doesn't matter, because there are lyricist Qingzhaomiao and songwriter Shishimiao here, everything is fine.

Chen Xing looked at the camera in front of him, hesitantly: "Is it true that I can't take pictures of my face?"

"It's impossible to shoot!"

Qingzhao said firmly: "Besides, I'm only so tall. If I want to take a picture of your face, don't I want to do it lying down?"

Indeed, the current Qingzhao is a cat. A cat is only as tall as a cat. If you take a flat shot, you can only shoot your own knees.

Thinking of this, Chen Xing felt relieved.

"What should I sing?" Chen Xing asked curiously.

He has never been trained, and usually doesn't sing at all. Once he opens his voice, he belongs to the level of ghost listening and worrying. He doesn't know some technical terms of music at all.

"Let's start with Qingpingle."

Seeing that all the equipment is ready, Shi Shimiao opened her mouth obediently, and then sang: "In the snow every year, plum blossoms are often inserted to get drunk. It is no good intention to remove all the plum blossoms, and to win tears..."

The crisp singing sound is like the singing of orioles in the valley. It is melodious and melodious.

This is a "Qing Ping Le" from Qingzhaomiao. It is not very famous, but Chen Xing can naturally recite Qingzhaomiao's poems fluently.

After listening to the tune, Chen Xing was full of confidence, and immediately opened his mouth to sing: "Every year in the snow, plum blossoms are often inserted to get drunk. It is no good intention to remove all the plum blossoms, and to win tears..."

As soon as the voice sounded, Shi Shimiao immediately frowned, and Qing Zhaomiao froze on the spot.

A scene comparable to the top ten tortures appeared, and a thousand words can only be described in one sentence: Death Singer!
"Stop, stop, stop!"

As soon as she sang the first line, Qingzhao Meow immediately stopped Chen Xing's singing. After a moment of silence, she said, "Why don't you change Su Dongpo's lyrics, my lyrics can't stand this kind of insult."

Hearing what Qingzhaomiao said, Chen Xing became a little dissatisfied: "Qingzhaomiao, what do you mean, do you think my singing is ugly?"

Qingzhaomiao didn't answer Chen Xing's question directly, but turned on the playback skillfully, and Chen Xing's voice appeared in the camera immediately.

Listening to the singing like "Li Kui shouting at O'Neill sauce angrily", Chen Xing fell silent.

It does seem a bit ugly.

Especially after Shi Shimiao had just finished singing, her singing voice seemed even more rubbish.

In this way, Brother Bolang, who caused waves, sounds better than himself.

After being silent for a while, Chen Xing said silently: "Isn't it possible to modify the sound in the later stage? You can fix it for me. I don't ask much, just fix it like a pop singer."

"You think tuning is omnipotent?" Qingzhao gave Chen Xing a white look, "You are in a situation where you can't even tune in... Gods can't save you!"

Chen Xing: "Then what should we do? Can someone who can't sing be an idol?"

Qingzhao took a look at Chen Xing, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Maybe it's true, but he has to be very handsome."

It's like this, if professional skills are not enough, then you need to make up for it with top-notch appearance.

"I understand, it seems that if you don't show up, it will be difficult to gain fans."

Chen Xing sighed, feeling that it was really difficult: After all, he is a faceless anchor, and he needs [-] subscriptions to show his face.

Qingzhao looked at Chen Xing, and seemed to want to say something, but she still didn't speak.

Although you have a bit of beauty, you are not to the point where people ignore everything.

But Qingzhaomiao still didn't make a sound after all.

It's nice to be naive.

However, in this way, some deviations appeared in Qingzhaomiao's plan.

I thought that Chen Xing could help him complete the task perfectly, but now he can't.

Who would have thought that Chen Xing would be tone deaf.

Qingzhaomiao couldn't help feeling a little distressed, as her plan would be delayed.

Damn, is it really necessary to spend money to invite those singers to sing?
Just as Qingzhaomiao was planning Plan B, Shi Shimiao blinked and jumped lightly, like an elf in the forest, before Chen Xing.

Looking at Shi Shimiao who jumped in front of him, Chen Xing was a little surprised, he couldn't help squatting down, and asked, "What's the matter, Shi Shimiao, do you think my singing sounds good?"

Judging from the situation of the three little wild cats outside the law, there is no possibility that the master cat will just take this bite.

But what made Chen Xing a little sad was that Shi Shimiao shook his head lightly, and then said: "Mr. Chen's singing is full of ghosts and gods, and it is not for us and vulgar cats to appreciate it. I am afraid that only the immortals above the nine heavens and the people under the yellow sky can appreciate it." Only ghosts and gods can listen."

Chen Xing nodded, although they were all saying that his singing was ugly, but Shi Shimiao was much more sensible.

Li Dangdang, can you learn from Shi Shimiao well!
Both are surnamed Li, why is there such a big difference?

"then you……"

Since you don't think you can sing well, what are you doing here?

"Shishi came here this time to help Mr. Chen."

Shishi Miao smiled, and immediately put her front paw on Chen Xing's shoulder, and patted it twice, as if saying something encouraging from the leader like 'Young man, do a good job'.

Why are you so serious when you come up?

Chen Xing didn't understand why, but at this moment, the familiar small gold-plated characters appeared in front of him again.

"Shi Shimiao has transferred some of her abilities to the shit-shoveling officer using 'capacity sharing'."

It turned out to be ability sharing.

Chen Xing nodded, but quickly realized that something was wrong.

When Yuanzhangmiao first shared his abilities with himself, it seemed that he didn't have any physical contact, and he gave himself abilities with just a word.

Why does Qingzhaomiao need to pat her head, and Shi Shimiao pats herself on the shoulder?

Did they treat themselves as pets?
How can it be repaired!
Chen Xing was furious, and planned to see what Shi Shimiao's abilities were before deciding whether to eat or expose this soft meal.

"Ability: Lark (Passive)"

"Ability introduction: The reason why Li Shishi, who is famous in Kaifeng Mansion, is able to dance well and walk among the dignitaries, is not only his emotional intelligence, but also his voice is an excellent magic weapon to defeat the enemy."

"Ability effect: Whenever you sing, your voice will be like a lark, bringing you an extremely pleasant experience."

Seeing this ability, Chen Xing couldn't help but his eyes lit up, and he was very excited.

This ability is great!

Although it doesn't help the combat effectiveness, who doesn't want to be a singer who sings well?

Why didn't I draw Shi Shi Meow for the first and second?
If I get Shi Shi Miao, I am afraid that I have already participated in the "Hua Guo Good Voice", made my debut, and then became a superstar who is popular all over the country and across the film and television music scene.

Then let Qingzhao Miao write the lyrics, Shi Shi Miao write the song, and I will immediately be able to rely on the ancient style to become popular!

At that time, I will be the absolute protagonist of entertainment, and the unspoken rules for female stars will be over every day!

Fast forward to King of Unspoken Rules.

Hey hey hey.

"..."

Of course, this is just a thought, Chen Xing doesn't have the idea of ​​making a debut.

Standing here now is to satisfy the wishes of Qingzhao and Shi Shimiao. If Chen Xing is allowed to do it himself, he will not be interested.

The meaning of crazily accumulating money is to create a better life. If life is already better, then there is no need to crazily accumulate money.

Of course, Chen Xing wouldn't mind if he could make some money easily. After all, the three ghosts were still doing nothing in their shop, so they should open a haunted house and find something for them to do.

If possible, Chen Xing would not mind fulfilling the wish of each of his friends.

Besides, the current entertainment circle is not a place where you can become popular just because you are talented.

In the final analysis, it still depends on the operation of capital.

Qingzhao looked suspiciously at the confident Chen Xing and Shi Shimiao who smiled and said nothing, and immediately asked, "What's wrong with you two?"

"fine."

After hearing Qingzhao's voice, Chen Xing smiled, and with great pride, he waved his hand and said, "Continue recording, this time I will show you what a singer is!"

Chen Xing's attitude is very arrogant and confident.

But Qingzhaomiao still had doubts on her face: "Sing Liu Yong and Su Dongpo's lyrics first, don't sing my lyrics!"

"Small idea!"

Chen Xing was decisive.

I am the e-sports lark!

Su Dongpo?
Look at my hand, "When will the bright moon be?" popular all over the Internet!
……

"Chen Xing, you are the singer!"

After the recording was finished, Chen Xing walked out of the Poetry Club, full of joy in his heart, and kept praising himself.

Although this praise always made Chen Xing feel a little confused, but there is no doubt that Chen Xing now feels that he is really handsome, he is simply Jay Chow's double Jay Chou!
I believe that in the near future, the news of 'headless singer becoming popular on the Internet' will definitely spread on the Internet!

With this in mind, Chen Xing happily walked into the hall, only to find a very rhythmic voice coming from his ear.

The song played was Jay Chou's Double Jay Chou.

Chen Xing was a little surprised. Why did these cats start listening to modern music?
With this in mind, Chen Xingxun looked around and suddenly found Jing Longmiao bouncing around in front of the sofa, looking very effective in losing weight.

And on the TV in front of him, there is a man and a woman doing weight-loss exercises crazily, the speed is very fast, just watching it makes me feel very tired.

"If Hua Tuo were alive..."

The lyrics are catchy, but Jing Longmiao's face is full of reluctance, and there are even elements of panic.

Jing Longmeow: ヽ(￣▽￣)
Yuanzhangmiao was sitting on the sofa and stalking Jing Longmiao, not to let him be lazy.

Seeing this scene, Chen Xingle was delighted.

What kind of Genghong cat is this?
Jing Longmiao was sweating profusely, but he didn't dare to stop the movement of his hands for a moment. He could only keep crying in pain: "Uncle, grandpa, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I will never steal snacks again, believe me, believe me its me!"

Yuanzhang sat on the sofa, squinted his eyes, pointed to the message on the phone righteously, and said to Jing Longmiao: "You see, it has been said above that kittens will get sick if they don't pay attention to diet. We are doing this for your own good too!"

"This is the great grace of the emperor. The second, third and fourth of our family don't have this kind of treatment. How dare you refuse to accept it?!"

Yuanzhang's meowing voice was so loud that it even sounded like he was asking Jing Long's meowing.

Jing Longmiao didn't dare to refute, and could only look forward to the end of the person in the video, and couldn't help complaining in his heart.

Fortunately, the Ming Dynasty didn't have so many delicious foods, otherwise every descendant of your Zhu family would be fat as a ball!

Even if there are not so many delicious ones, there is a fat ball, I will not say who it is.

When this general was a human, he was much more handsome, far less fat than your descendants of the Zhu family!
Jing Longmiao was full of grievances, but he didn't say anything, and he couldn't say anything.

If you say it, you will be beaten, and he is not stupid.

Seeing this scene, Chen Xing couldn't help but nodded in satisfaction.

Only when Yuanzhang Meow appears on the stage can Jing Longmeow be truly restrained.

Now Chen Xing no longer expects him to lose weight, but only hopes that his weight will not continue to increase.

It is impossible to make Jing Longmiao stop eating.

Instead of this, it's better to do the opposite and let him exercise, so that he won't lose weight all the time, and finally reach the point of fifty or sixty catties.

If it really weighs fifty or sixty catties, what's the matter?

I usually say that the little orange pig is just a joke. If Jing Longmiao really reaches the day when it weighs fifty or sixty catties, it will be really a little orange pig... No, it’s not a little orange pig. When I was young, I was only [-]-[-] to [-]-[-] catties!
Refuse to be piggy!
After Chen Xing gave Yuan Zhang a thumbs up, he returned to his room and opened "The Son-in-Law of Meow King" casually, intending to intensively monitor the content of Cao Chongmiao's code words.

After all, this kid has already had a precedent, so don't let Cao Chongmiao write anything against Chen Xing again!
After searching intensively, he found that "The Son-in-Law of the Meow King" did not have any plots that satirized him. Chen Xing was very satisfied. He just closed the page when he suddenly found that the author column showed that the author had a new book.

"Ok?"

Chen Xing was taken aback for a moment, then he opened it casually, and immediately became furious!
"The evil diary of the villain Chen Xing?!"

　Recommend a popular fire book, candle dragon left!
　　The theme of Xianxia, ​​I would like to call it the Twelve Heavenly Kings in 2022!
　　According to the gossip, I heard that Miss Xing Li has fair skin, beautiful skin, long breasts and thighs, and is currently single.

　　


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