I can summon history meow

Chapter 128 Poetry Conference Program Group

Chen Xing yawned, glanced at the cats and cats on his body, and flipped through the "Shit Shoveling Officer Cultivation Plan".

This should be what Jing Longmiao wants to reveal to herself.

I've been a little lazy during this time, although this so-called 'shit-shoveling officer development plan' is not feasible if I don't cooperate, but after looking at the content of the cultivation, it aroused Chen Xing's inner desire fighting spirit.

Yes, I have to work hard, I want to make money, make a lot of money!

Can't let all the economic lifeline center be in the hands of Qingzhao Meow, if this goes on for a long time, I will become the Emperor Meow who is emptied, and I want real power!

Not only do I need real power, I also need to learn how to cook, control their stomachs, and let me control all their basic necessities, food, housing, and transportation, and they will become useless cats who are nothing!
Thinking of this, Chen Xing had already imagined that all cats and cats respected him.

Ah, what a wonderful life this would be.

When the time comes, I will hand over the money to the finance director Qingzhao, and the safety issue to the security director, Qubing. I will be like a CEO, and I will kiss me with my secretary Jing Long when I have nothing to do at work... Wait, shit scene Long Meow!

The original good mood was broken by the sudden fantasy of Jing Longmiao, Chen Xing shook his head, and naturally removed part of this 'development plan'.

For example, let Jing Longmiao eat KFC every day, without waiting for crazy Thursday.

Laughing, how is it possible, honestly wait until Crazy Thursday or eat Splatoon!
And this call 648 for Cao Chongmiao every day... This is just a dream, and I don't know why Qingzhaomiao wrote this.

The two of them contributed the least in this family, and the requirements were so high, the two of them should be hung up and beaten!
And Zhang Jiaomiao's request for a "novel ghostwriter" was directly ignored by Chen Xing.

The guy who spreads obscenity can only atone for his sin by writing a novel for me!
numbers?No dog size!
With this in mind, Chen Xingcai got up at eight o'clock in the morning, and went straight to the kitchen without any guidance from Qingzhaomiao.

In the kitchen on the fourth floor, Chen Xing was following the video tutorial on his phone, step by step.

Chen Xing actually knows how to cook, but because he hasn't done it for a long time, some steps are unfamiliar, and it's different from being fooled by himself casually, so he followed the video tutorial.

"No, too much soy sauce!"

"Wrong, wrong, a little salt, this is a lethal dose!"

Qingzhaomiao, who was sitting on the chair behind Chen Xing, was like a judge of "Hua Guo's Good Voice", commenting on every step of Chen Xing, sometimes shaking her head and sometimes sighing.

All in all, it was all disappointment, and there was nothing that could satisfy Qingzhaomiao.

After Chen Xing finished cooking a dish of 'Braised Eggplant' and 'Homemade Mapo Tofu', Qingzhao let out a long sigh and said disappointedly to Chen Xing: "Baby, I'm very disappointed in you!"

Facing such Qingzhaomiao, Chen Xing waved his hands helplessly, and opened his mouth and said, "I can't help Qingzhaomiao, everyone has familiar things, and I don't seem to have much talent in cooking."

It's like this, if Chen Xing really had any talent, he wouldn't open a cat cafe here, but switch to a restaurant.

Being a cook is no more profitable than opening a cat cafe. How much W can a cat cafe earn?

Not to mention that the business of my cat cafe is bleak, and the location is remote. If it is not relying on the short video account operated by Qingzhaomiao to attract a few fans every day, I am afraid that it will not be able to sell [-] a day.

The daily sales are three hundred, and the monthly income is nine thousand.

Of course, compared to those normal shops, Chen Xing can naturally save a lot of money, such as rent, staff wages and electricity bills.

Especially for the electricity bill, the little hedgehog Lei Gungun can be said to be a biological generator. As long as he is at home, the electricity will basically never run out.

Lei Gungun stole electricity twice before, but he stole a lot of electricity. Although Chen Xing's room has four floors, it is really nothing compared to Lei Gungun's storage of ground electricity.

Going on like this, Chen Xing will not have to pay electricity bills for at least four or five months.

The only problem, of course, is the worry of getting caught.

"Breakfast here!"

Chen Xing handed over the braised eggplant with heavy oil, and all the cats rushed over.

Chen Xing added a lot of fuel, if there was more, Citigroup would dispatch their aircraft carrier battle group to fight for it.

Although it is not a healthy behavior to eat heavy rapeseed early in the morning, it is not a big problem for meows.

Who cares about this, they only care about whether it tastes good or not.

Jing Longmiao, who was locked in the 'Daming Criminal Room', heard the sound of the plate being served, and immediately came over: "Have you eaten yet? Here we come."

Before Chen Xing and All Miao could move their chopsticks, Jing Longmiao took a bite, and fell silent immediately.

After a long silence, Jing Longmiao finally said, "Boss Chen, your dish tastes good, keep going."

Seeing this, the cats and cats around all picked up their chopsticks.

Although historical cats have short claws and are awkward to use chopsticks, they still use chopsticks after all.

If you don't use chopsticks, what's the difference between drinking blood and drinking blood?

After tasting, all the cats were silent.

Yuan Zhang meowed with high EQ: "Chen Zai, there is still a lot of room for improvement in your cooking skills."

Qubingmiao with low EQ said directly: "It's so unpalatable!"

"Good job, don't do it next time." Huo Guangmiao nodded.

Seeing the cats and cats commenting on the "food" he finally made, Chen Xing was furious, and when he was about to flip the table like Brother Crow, he suddenly heard Zhang Jiaomiao said with a puzzled face: "Chen Xing made it!" The food is delicious, right? Isn’t it better than that Yi’an layman’s cooking?”

Zhang Baomiao and Zhang Liangmiao also echoed, moving their chopsticks quickly.

Chen Xing looked at Zhang's three cats with sincere faces, and then at the other cats with suspicious eyes, feeling a little puzzled.

What's the matter, how come there is a reversal of the polarity in the evaluation of the taste of the same dish?
As the saying goes, practice is the only criterion for testing truth.

Without hesitation, Chen Xing snatched the chopsticks that Cao Chongmiao had not had time to move, grabbed the chopsticks with lightning speed, and put them in his mouth to taste repeatedly.

Immediately, a salty taste hit his forehead, and Chen Xing felt a little nauseous.

Which stinky batch of eggplants is this, so unpalatable? !
But soon, Chen Xing's IQ regained the high ground, and he immediately thought that this was the braised eggplant made by himself, the 'big commander'.

A misunderstanding.

Looking at Zhang Jiaomiao, Zhang Baomiao, and Zhang Liangmiao who have already 'disc action', Chen Xing was greatly moved.

Such an unpalatable dish can be CD-ROM, it seems to be true love.

Therefore, Chen Xing decided to treat these three extrajudicial cats better in the future.

"Cao Chongmiao, stop playing games early in the morning."

Chen Xing calmly took a glass of water to rinse his mouth, then picked up Cao Chongmiao who was playing a game at the side, took over the ongoing game, took a look at Cao Chongmiao's record, '0-3-19', and chose the hero as Princess Yaoyao.

It seems that Cao Chongmiao has completely fallen in love with this hero since he was taken away by Qubingmiao that day.

"What are you doing?"

Cao Chong raised his head in displeasure, and yelled at Chen Xing, "This is the promotion match for me to get into Xingyao!"

Chen Xing could tell that Cao Chongmiao had slipped up again.

This is what happens to bastards without thighs!
Only people like myself who have mastered the game of Princess Yaoyao and are proficient in various other supports can score in the solo queue!

The bastard Cao Chongmiao is extremely arrogant at the dinner table!
"I have a mission for you."

Chen Xing casually started to play the role of Cao Chongmiao, and while playing, he said to Cao Chongmiao: "Do you know that I have a book called "The Son-in-Law of Meow King?"

"I know." Cao Chong said, "Isn't the great virtuous teacher writing it?"

Chen Xing nodded, and said casually: "Well, now I leave it to you to write, [-] words a day, and if I don't finish writing, I will lock your health system and prevent you from playing games."

Cao Chongmiao:? ? ?

Cao Chongmiao immediately hugged Chen Xing's thigh, and said coquettishly: "I think that if I tamper with your novel at will, it's superfluous. Brother Chen Xing, don't let me write it well~"

"There is no future for kittens who play games every day!"

After all, Chen Xing threw the mobile phone to Qubingmiao, and asked Qubingmiao to help Cao Chongmiao finish the game: because Chen Xing felt that he could not guarantee Cao Chongmiao's promotion success.

During the time when Chen Xing and Cao Chongmiao were tossing, the three extrajudicial Kuangmiao brothers had already finished another dish of "home-cooked mapo tofu". Zhang Jiaomiao even licked the plate and said to Chen Xingmiao: "When will it be eaten?" Next meal?"

The other cats who had tasted Chen Xing’s craft all looked at Zhang Jiao with monster-like eyes, and Jing Long was even more surprised that he couldn’t even eat snacks: Does this really exist? Why do creatures like it? Eat dishes made by Chen Xing?
But Chen Xing was quite satisfied, and gave himself half a check mark on the first culinary skill of the "Shit Shoveling Officer Cultivation Plan".

But no matter what, I should pass the test in terms of cooking skills.

After all, there are three cats who all agree with cooking skills!

Chen Xing shamelessly put away the development plan that Qingzhaomiao had given him.

Regarding this, Qingzhaomiao didn't say anything: she could tell that Chen Xing didn't have much talent for cooking.

Although Qingzhaomiao's cooking skills were not particularly ideal at the beginning, the main reason was that Qingzhaomiao was not familiar with modern kitchen utensils, and cooking with a cat's body was really a bit unskilled.

After she has mastered all of them, she will naturally improve rapidly.

But Chen Xing is different, pure level is not enough.

For the sake of a healthy diet in the future, Chen Xing is still not allowed to touch this kind of thing.

Chen Xing yawned, opened the window, and planned to go downstairs to start today's cat cafe business.

Although Yin Qianxue, Li Tao, and Zhang Shoubao are helping to take care of it, they are souls after all, not ordinary people. It is okay to spend a few times in the daytime once in a while. If it is like this for a long time, there will definitely be many special situations.

Although Chen Xing didn't pay them salaries, they wouldn't really be like capitalists and squeeze their use value to death... In Chen Xing's view, sustainable development is the most important link.

According to the cultivation plan, I have to go out tonight to hone my actual combat skills and think about ways to make money. This is really too difficult for others.

Ugh.

Thinking of this, Chen Xing couldn't help but sighed.

Why is he suddenly starting to take responsibility when he is a perfectly laid-back person?
Pushing the door open, Chen Xing casually added cat food to the cats on the first floor, and then sat at the front desk, acting as a temporary waiter.

Chen Xing swiped his mobile phone to inquire about the current situation of Chaofan in various places.

Compared with the situation a month ago, it has turned better now. I don't know whether it is because of the skill of the critics or if it is really the case. At least there is no "spiritual craze" like last month.

This may have something to do with a program called 'Approaching Science'.

Different from what Chen Xing imagined, this program did not explain some supernatural events, but used various scientific methods to make things like cinnabar...

According to the host, although it is useless under normal circumstances and can only be used as a psychological comfort, it may be useful someday.

Anyway, most of the consultations that Chen Xing sees now are some scientific waves, such as scientific ghost hunting, scientific cultivation of immortals and so on.

Didn't deny any supernatural events, but didn't admit either...

There were also some shooting scenes on the short video platform, such as Taoist monks and the like. Chen Xing thought that the Jingyuan monk and Yu Yan he knew would also appear in the video, but he searched around and couldn't find them.

Only the family who was rescued by Monk Jingyuan mentioned in a post that they wanted to take a photo with Monk Jingyuan, but Monk Jingyuan asked for a portrait fee, so it didn’t work out...

To be honest, seeing this scene, Chen Xing fell into a long silence.

It seems that Monk Jing Yuan is really poor and crazy, and he even charges for a group photo.

But this has nothing to do with Chen Xing, Chen Xing even supports him in doing so.

Because he has an agreement with Monk Jingyuan, he looks for people who need to exorcise ghosts on the Internet.

Yu Yan can't do it, Yu Yan only gave [-], although I kept looking for work for the two of them online, but Yu Yan's work efficiency is too low!
Do you want to set a KPI or something, and encourage them to compete with each other with conscience. The one who catches the most ghosts this month can enjoy [-] points, and the least is also [-] points.

Chen Xing thinks it's very clever. In two days, do you want to find a programmer who is not bald to create a 'Didi Fighting Ghosts', so that all practitioners can register, just like takeaway software and taxi software, eat by yourself Some platform fees will make this business bigger and stronger.

"Jingle Bell……"

Suddenly, the wind chime rang, disrupting Chen Xing's thoughts.

Chen Xing looked up and saw a man in his thirties wearing a white shirt.

Behind him are two... assistants?
"Hello, is Mr. Cat Chen, the author of "I Am Li Qingzhao Reborn", here? We are the staff of the program group of "Poetry Conference". of."

(End of this chapter)