My brother is wicked in the five elements

Chapter 170 Xiao Ming's Miserable Life

'Hmph, playful woman. '

Xu Tianming slandered Hu Youfei in his heart.

After all, it is not easy to teach a group of newcomers how to play poker. There are so many people in Yuhua Palace, Xu Tianming must be very busy.

"But anyway, I'm leaving soon, so I have time to talk to the old nonsense, let's teach them how to play cards next time"

Just when Xu Tianming was thinking this way, all the women in white clothes showed respect, clasped their fists together and shouted to him.

"Elder Xu will enjoy immortal blessings forever, and his life will be as long as the heavens! I wish Elder Xu and the palace master will unite forever, give birth to a precious son early, marry each other, and have nine births."

'Nine births of a dragon and a phoenix? '

Xu Tianming didn't understand the meaning of the word, so he cast a questioning look at Hu Youfei.

"Nonuplets." Hu Youfei explained lightly.

'Ninetuplets! ? '

Xu Tianming gasped, thinking that your demonic religion's words of blessing are really strange.

No matter how high Xiao Ming's residual attributes are, it's impossible to hit nine consecutive hits.
If you really win, then you can buy lottery tickets with this luck.

Besides, nine children are too many, Xu Tianming will have three Taoist couples at this time, and it will be more or less enough for each of them to conceive one.
Although he felt that what the woman in white said was farting, Xu Tianming still pretended to be very useful and smiled and bowed to them.

"Haha. Thank you for your blessings. Master Moxian and I will definitely love each other more, and we will raise our eyebrows together!"

Hearing what Xu Tianming said, Hu Youfei showed a satisfied smile, and then she formulated some new rules about Yuhua Palace, as well as several measures for new position candidates.

After all, it has been more than a hundred years since she left Yuhua Palace. During this period of time, the acting palace lord has been handling affairs. The reputation of the entire Yuhua Palace in the Demon Sect has declined. After she takes office, she will completely change this phenomenon. Reorganize the Yuhua Palace.

The female disciples of Yuhua Palace all showed ecstatic expressions when they heard that the cultivation method in the palace was changed from the middle-grade "Su Nu Heart Sutra" to the lower-grade "Jade Heart Sutra".

After all, the disciples of the Eight Banners of the Devil's Sect today are only practicing high-grade Xuan-level exercises.

However, there is a world of difference between the low-level exercises of the ground level and the mysterious level, which can allow some disciples with mediocre aptitude to break through the Nascent Soul barrier in this life.

Hu Youfei also added some Dharma protector and envoy posts, and the salaries were quite enviable, and the women in white clothes rushed to sign up.
After dealing with the palace affairs, it was almost late at night.

Hu Youfei took Xu Tianming to her bedroom, put on a erotic queen dress, lay on the big velvet bed in a seductive posture, patted her buttocks, and looked at Xu Tianming with a smile.

As soon as he saw those seductive pink eyes, Xu Tianming couldn't control himself, and immediately rushed forward, hugging Hu Youfei and kissing him passionately.

"By the way, the owner of Qingtian Valley sent me an invitation card, saying that a banquet will be held in a few days to cleanse me up. Why don't you go too." At the stage of undressing, Hu Youfei still did not forget Let’s talk about the business, "Also, the work of the chess and card elders has to be hard on you. The disciples of Yuhua Palace have always been relatively boring in cultivation. I hope that they can get in touch with more novel things and relax their bodies and minds while practicing."

Xu Tianming, who was pulling the striped fabric, stopped what he was doing when he heard this, looked at Hu Youfei and said.

"Lord Moxian, there is something I want to tell you. I want to go back to the sect recently, so I won't be attending the banquet. The work of the elders should also be postponed for a while."

Hearing this, Hu Youfei frowned, and a hint of displeasure appeared on her delicate and charming face.

She stared at Xu Tianming and questioned him with a slightly domineering voice, "Why do you want to go back to the fairyland? Isn't it good here?"

Xu Tianming coughed, lowered his head and fiddled with the buttons on the striped belt on Hu Youfei's chest, tried not to let himself look into Hu Youfei's eyes, and muttered in a low voice: "Oh, it's nothing, just homesick, go back and have a look, immediately Just come back."

Hu Youfei squinted her eyes. She noticed Xu Tianming's strangeness, so she raised his chin with her index finger, looked into his eyes, and asked again: "Say, why do you want to go back to the fairy world?"

Xu Tianming's mouth moved uncontrollably.

"Haha, why don't you ask? Of course I went back to meet my two Taoist companions. I haven't seen them for so long. I miss them so much!"

!!!

'You actually sneaked up on me, don't play such a dirty trick.'

Xu Tianming looked at Hu Youfei's face that gradually became serious, and cold sweat oozes from his forehead.

"Oh? Your two Taoist companions seem to be very good, they can make you miss so much, but I am also your Taoist companion, don't you miss me?" Hu Youfei stroked his cheek and asked softly A fatal problem.

Xu Tianming immediately laughed, raised his head proudly, spread his hands, and said confidently.

"Of course, my fellow Taoist is the best little wild cat. She knows many poses, shouts nicely, and is understanding. And my little junior sister is cute, sensible and obedient. She can do whatever she is asked to do. , looks pure and beautiful. Two such wonderful women, can I miss them? "

Then Xu Tianming smacked his lips, looked at Hu Youfei with a slightly disgusted look and said, "Although you are prettier than them all, Hu Youfei, and your figure is also taller, but you don't shout, and you don't have any expression, which is a lot less It’s just fun, but for the sake of your skills, I’m still willing to play with you, after the game is over, of course I’m going to go back to see my two precious Taoist companions.”

!!!

The corner of Xu Tianming's mouth began to twitch wildly.

He wished he could slap himself in the face right now.

'Xu Tianming, oh Xu Tianming, you dare to say anything, isn't this pure courting death! '

as predicted.

Hu Youfei gradually became murderous. She looked at Xu Tianming with a high pitched tone and asked, "Oh? So, you just want me to play with you?"

Xu Tianming squeezed Hu Youfei's thigh dishonestly with one hand, smirked, and said, "Otherwise? Look at you, isn't such a hot figure just for people to play with? Stop talking nonsense, tonight Let me serve you comfortably, my lord!"

'My life is over! 'Xu Tianming wailed inwardly.

next moment.

Hu Youfei pinched Xu Tianming's neck with his hands, lifted him up, looked at him and sneered, "Okay, I'll take care of you tonight!"

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The next morning.

Hu Youfei lay on Xu Tianming's body, gently massaging the muscles on his waist.

A faint blush appeared on her face, and a playful smile hung on the corner of her mouth. She asked Xu Tianming, "Do you still want to go home?"

Xu Tianming looked terrified, and quickly shook his head: "I won't go back, I won't go back, Mr. Moxian is my home, and I won't go anywhere."

"Hmph, you're smart." Hu Youfei sneered, got up and put on his clothes, then looked back at Xu Tianming, and said indifferently, "Go to the palace by yourself in a while, and perform your duties as a chess elder."

After all, she walked out of the bedroom without looking back, and went to Yuhua Palace.

Xu Tianming was lying on the bed with a look of lovelessness on his face.

If the Hu Youfei of the night before yesterday could be described as tough, then the Hu Youfei of last night was simply a god descended into the world.
Because Xu Tianming said something provocative to her, she asked Xu Tianming to lick his whole body.

Said to let him remember his taste well.
Although, Xu Tianming was not unwilling to do this.

After all, Hu Youfei is of Xuannv's blood, and there is also aura overflowing from his body, which makes it taste like a faint fragrance.

But even the armpit and some other places have to be licked, that's really a bit too hard.
Forced by Hu Youfei's lust, Xu Tianming had no choice but to follow suit. Under her contemptuous and playful eyes, Xu Tianming completed the dog-licking task full of humiliation.

Then Hu Youfei began to invite him to the battle.

Xu Tianming has no ability to refuse.

Because the night before yesterday, Xu Tianming showed some special postures, including Hu Youfei, who soared into the sky and has a strong learning ability.
How should I put it, I can only say that fortunately Xu Tianming has high stamina, so his skeleton didn't fall apart.

But the muscle groups in his abdomen, waist, and thighs are still cramping until now.
Waking up this morning was not refreshed, but exhausted physically and mentally.

However, Hu Youfei generously gave him the power of Xuannv.

From this point of view, even when she was so angry, she still took good care of Xu Tianming. It could be seen that she still liked Xu Tianming a lot.

'But I will not give in, I will escape from here sooner or later! ' Xu Tianming gritted his teeth and swore inwardly.

Xu Tianming's physical fitness was really strong.

After resting until noon, he was fine.

Muscle strains and all have healed.

After eating something, I went out.

When he came to the Tianxin Pavilion to the north of Yuhua Palace, he happened to see a group of young female disciples doing nothing, so in the name of the chess and card elders, he called them to come and learn how to play cards.

He took out more conventional chess and card props such as poker and mahjong, and explained how to play them.

The disciples who can be selected into the Yuhua Palace are all relatively quick-witted, able to master the basics of these games very quickly.

Xu Tianming had nothing to do, so he invited them to sit down and play together.

For a while, the Tianxin Pavilion was overcrowded, forming a circle in twos and threes playing cards or playing mahjong.

They all showed great interest in these novel games, and they were immersed in them all at once.

As disciples of Yuhua Palace, they have accumulated too much pressure on weekdays. After all, they used to be one of the big palaces of the Eight Banners of Demon Dao. Require.

Coupled with the decline of Yuhua Palace, the atmosphere in Yuhua Palace has been unsmiling for a long time.

They are also very grateful to Xu Tianming for being able to play games to relax their body and mind while practicing cultivation.

"Elder Xu, did you invent all these games?"

"Really? Oh, Elder Xu is too powerful!"

"It's no wonder that the Lord Palace Master has a crush on you, who doesn't like a man with a good mind!"

The female disciples praised Xu Tianming so much that Xu Tianming felt embarrassed when he heard it.

"Hahaha, that's ridiculous, it's just some small games." He smiled and waved his hands, and said modestly.

Seeing Xu Tianming's gentle personality, humble and polite conversation, and high status, some female disciples suddenly felt a little bit of admiration.

Meng Lang even came over directly to ask Xu Tianming if he had any plans to marry a second wife?

When Xu Tianming heard this, he was taken aback, and immediately denied that he had no such idea.

"I'm still married to the second wife. If I really dare to mess around under Lao Hu's nose, I don't know how I will die."

After hearing Xu Tianming's answer, the female disciples walked away slightly disappointed.

Then an older woman came to send a letter to Xu Tianming, saying that Hu Youfei had something to look for and asked him to go to Fengmengju to meet her.

"This woman really has a lot to do." Xu Tianming muttered in his heart.

In fact, he really wanted to play cards and relax here in the afternoon, but now that Lao Hu was looking for him, he had no choice but to go.

Following the elderly woman through the corridors of Yuhua Palace, Xu Tianming came to Fengmeng Residence.

Hu Youfei was processing some important documents at hand at this time, when she heard Xu Tianming walk in, she said without raising her head, "You are here."

Today's Hu Youfei is wearing a loose purple gown without buttons, the hem of the clothes hangs down on both sides, and a pure black myrobalan inside is pulled very tightly.

A knee-length pure black skirt is also very tight due to her hot figure.
Thanks to the overnight moisturization, she now looks ruddy and girlish. When she lowers her head, the long and narrow eyelashes are clearly defined, which is particularly beautiful.

"Here we are." Xu Tianming replied simply, and then stood beside Hu Youfei, waiting for her to talk to him.

Hu Youfei glanced at him, "Why are you standing there?"

Xu Tianming found a place to sit down.

Unexpectedly, Hu Youfei glanced at him again, smiled, pointed to the floor under the table and between his legs, and said in a charming and slightly domineering tone: "Come here."

"What... is this going to do?" Xu Tianming was a little puzzled.

"You'll know when you come here." Hu Youfei patted the table, signaling him to hurry up.

There was no way, Xu Tianming got under the table.

Once under the table, Xu Tianming realized that the scenery here is really good.

As the saying goes, when viewed horizontally, it becomes a ridge and a side becomes a peak, and the distance and height are different.
"Palace Master, this is Yuhua Palace's financial report for this year, please sign it." Yulan came to Hu Youfei to sign with a roll of documents.

As far as she could see, Hu Youfei, who was dressed casually, was scanning the file in her hand. She was sitting in a rather lazy posture, with one hand resting on her head, her legs were spread wide, and her two small feet in cloth shoes rested on the sides of the desk. on the stand.

It also looks a bit domineering.

'As expected of the palace lord, you are so imposing in your office! ' Yulan secretly admired in her heart.

"You can just stand in front, you don't need to come over." Just as Yulan was about to walk to Hu Youfei, she waved her hand to signal Yulan not to get too close to her.

Yulan didn't think much, stopped and handed over the document.

Hu Youfei glanced at it, signed it, and handed it back to her.

"By the way, Palace Master, news just came from outside Jie Yuan that the Demon Cult's forces have captured most of the Central Plains, and many empires have been reduced to the Demon Cult's puppets. They seem to have big moves ahead."

(End of this chapter)