My brother is wicked in the five elements

Chapter 126

Xu Tianming ran under the ancient pagoda, searched for a while but didn't find the toilet, and he felt very urinated, so he settled it on the spot when he thought there was no one around.

Just as Xu Tianming lifted his belt and was about to leave, an old voice sounded from behind.

"Unexpectedly, someone will come to break through this year"

Xu Tianming turned around and saw that under the ancient pagoda, an old man was staring at him with piercing eyes.

???

Xu Tianming was stunned.

He just came here to explain, what kind of barrier did he break through?
"The wind is blowing and the sun is shining, and the scenery is rushing to the west. Confucian saints are also passers-by, and you and I are all mortals." The old man looked at the vast and majestic green mountains and sighed.

Only then did Xu Tianming realize that the old man's figure was extremely ethereal, almost transparent.The baptism and erosion of the years can be seen from the old man, but there is also a kind of old-fashioned courage.

"Chang'an is full of evil energy, surrounded by tigers, leopards and wolves. You can't see who is obstructing it, can you?" the old man looked at Xu Tianming and said sadly.

Xu Tianming didn't know if he was talking to him, so he hesitated for a moment or nodded to answer.

"Ah yes yes yes."

The old man nodded in satisfaction, squinted his eyes with a smile, and said to Xu Tianming, "That's the case, then you can go in."

what?
'Where am I going in? '

When Xu Tianming was at a loss, he saw the ancient pagoda's quaint, old-fashioned iron door "clang" open, and then he was pulled in with a whoosh by an unknown force.

bump!
The big iron gate closed again.

Xu Tianming, who was in the tower, looked around cautiously, wondering if he had fallen into some demon's trap
A plain voice suddenly came from the top of the tower.

"The trial of asking the heart has started. In the tower of asking the heart, the testers will reveal their inner hearts, and the tower spirit will make a score based on the behavior of the testers, and those with excellent grades can become the new Mr. Academy."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Tianming saw that the scene on the first floor of the tower suddenly changed.

A golden Buddha statue appeared in front of him.

Xu Tianming saw the old man just now, holding a small notebook and a writing brush, staring at him, as if he was ready to record Xu Tianming's every move at any time.

Only then did Xu Tianming realize that he had accidentally entered the academy's trial.

'That damned princess Taiping lied to me! '

Immediately, Xu Tianming cursed that beautiful girl with flat breasts but a femme heart in his heart furiously, and at the same time he was thinking about how to get away with it.

'I think this academy is probably in the same line as Confucianism, and it also examines things like rites and music. The Buddha statue placed in front of me is obviously for me to worship. '

I have to show my cultivation and heritage as a cultural person!
Xu Tianming nodded understandingly, and immediately walked towards the Buddha statue.

The posture of the Buddha statue is extremely solemn, and the word "Buddha" is kindly marked on the base, in case Xu Tianming doesn't recognize it.

Xu Tianming walked two steps and was about to worship the Buddha statue.

However, when he stood in front of the futon, he found that he couldn't kneel down no matter what.
It was as if an invisible force prevented him from doing so.

"Don't waste your energy." The old man chuckled and explained, "In this Pagoda of Asking Hearts, everyone can only do things according to their hearts. If you don't have a Buddha in your heart, naturally you won't be able to kneel to a Buddha."

'Fuck, there is such a thing! '

Xu Tianming murmured inwardly, and then his hands and feet began to move uncontrollably
Xu Tianming clicked his tongue, walked to the side of the Buddha statue, slapped the Buddha on the forehead a few times, then said with a chuckle.

"Does it sound good? It sounds good!"

hiss--

Xu Tianming took a deep breath in his heart.

'What the hell am I doing?Can you be more serious? '

However, Xu Tianming couldn't control himself at all, he walked away and walked to the second floor of the Tower of Questioning Heart
When he came to the second floor, Xu Tianming saw a gentle, refined and easy-going statue, which was a statue of a Confucian sage.

Xu Tianming squinted his eyes and looked at the statue left and right, and then came to a conclusion.

"It doesn't look good!"

"Look at me making him more powerful!"

After finishing speaking, Xu Tianming took out some stone chisel tools and began to polish the statue of Confucian saints.
The old man stared dumbfounded at Xu Tianming's construction work on the second floor.

In the end, Xu Tianming looked at the "burly and muscular" Confucian saint in front of him, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and nodded with satisfaction.

"That's the only way to convince people with reason!"

Xu Tianming laughed heartily, and walked to the third floor of the Tower of Inquiry.

'.'Xu Tianming couldn't complain in his heart, it turned out that he would be so terrible after being completely indulged.
The third layer is the statue of the Tang Kingdom.

Xu Tianming glanced at the slightly bloated King Tang, curled his lips in disdain, and said, "It's so ugly, I don't even have the desire to create", and then walked to the fourth floor.
Xu Tianming cried in his heart: "It's over, it's over, Xu Tianming, you have done all kinds of bad things. How can this disloyal, disrespectful, rude and immoral person survive the trial!" '

Hey, why can't I be serious?
When he reached the fourth floor, the old man seemed to read Xu Tianming's thoughts from the twitching facial muscles, smiled kindly, and comforted him: "You don't have to be nervous, the first three tests are just to test whether a person is virtuous or not. Sex, this last hurdle is the point."

Hearing this, Xu Tianming heaved a sigh of relief.

The fourth level is two paintings.

One is a picture of a boudoir full of spring, a woman is sitting in the boudoir, sewing an embroidered handkerchief boredly.There is a poem corresponding to this painting: "The sun hits the screen window and the wind shakes the door, and Xiang Luo wipes his hands in spring."

The other is a battlefield where the two armies are confronting each other. It is majestic and full of murderous aura. Some soldiers are fighting and some soldiers fall down.There is a blank piece of paper under this painting, which probably means to write poems by looking at pictures.

Both paintings are lifelike, and I don't know which master's handwriting they came from.

'What do these two paintings convey? Xu Tianming suddenly sank down and began to think.

The upper que is obviously a boudoir grievance poem, so what should be written in the lower que?
How to link the two paintings together?

Xu Tianming closed his eyes, the sparks of talent collided violently in his mind, and the soul-stirring horn seemed to blow in his ears.

He opened his eyes, took a pen, and wrote a poem vigorously.

After finishing this poem, there was a loud bell ringing from Qingshan.

Everyone in Wei City heard the ringing of the bell, and stopped to worship there devoutly.

The eldest princess Li Shishi was discussing the Tao with Chanzi, when she heard the sound of the bell, she immediately looked startled, knelt down on the futon with a solemn expression, and bowed her head towards the green mountain.

Tang Wang said that as long as he is a master of the academy, he will enjoy the majesty of the emperor just like him.

"There is another gentleman from Yunjin Academy today, and it is my Tang Xiangrui!" Li Shishi kowtowed three times and said nine times.

A rainbow appeared on the fourth floor of the Wenxin Pagoda, both virtual and real, leading directly to the top of the green mountains and clouds.

Xu Tianming thought that this should be regarded as passing the test, so he stepped on the rainbow and walked towards Qingshan.

The old man came over and looked at the two poems written by Xu Tianming.

"Grand Mo Xiao, drunk on the battlefield, how many people have fought in ancient times!"

A moment of silence.

The old man laughed heartily.

"Such a benevolent and righteous person is really a great fortune for the Academy!"

(End of this chapter)