The first lady is sweet and sweet

Chapter 375 Telling jokes (five more)

"You have more than enough time every year, do you have any leftovers for this dish?" Qi Yaoyao asked Chen Shi while holding the white-noodled buns.

"Keep it, can you understand the rules?" Chen shi looked at her with a smile and said, "Dongdong's grandfather's tablet is also offering offerings!" He urged, "Eat, don't get cold. Take advantage of the winter. Winter is good!"

"Yeah!" Qi Yaoyao nodded lightly.

After eating, Shiliu cleared away the empty dishes.

Chen said with some regret, "This Spring Festival couplet business can only be done during the New Year, and we have to wait for next year."

"It will probably be difficult next year." Qi Yaoyao looked at her with almond eyes and said, "Just like growing vegetables in a big basket, it's a one-shot deal."

"Hey... can't we make a living for a long time?" Chen looked at her very regretfully and said.

"You have to look for this slowly." Qi Yaoyao thought for a while and said while looking at her with eyes like black jade.

Qi Yaoyao looked at her with dark and bright eyes and said, "This Spring Festival couplet can also be made, but the cost will be reduced."

"What do you mean?" Lu Ming stood up excitedly and asked.

"This time the Spring Festival couplets were written by the students of the county school. If they are going to be sold next year, they will be printed instead." Qi Yaoyao's bright eyes looked at Chen Shi and said.

"Wow..." Chen shi looked at her in surprise and said, "Daughter-in-law, how can you have such a brain."

"Not only can the Spring Festival couplets be printed, but the door core and the door god can also be printed on wood." Qi Yaoyao looked at her with her beautiful apricot eyes and said.

This time the time is tight, so I can only write the door core of the word "Fu".

Lu Ming rubbed his hands excitedly and walked around the room, you can imagine how big Li'er is here.

Lu Ming slowed down as he walked, shook his head and said, "If you want to print, you don't need too many people, then the students will not be able to earn some money for writing and ink."

Qi Yaoyao, who was sitting cross-legged on the kang, was stunned for a moment, then smiled, "I'm thinking of a businessman, and Luming's pattern is bigger than mine."

"Young Madam, I..." Lu Ming said shyly.

"Nothing? You're right." Qi Yaoyao smiled calmly, "That's what it is anyway, it depends on how you choose."

"Don't worry, there's still a year left!" Chen shi smiled and said, "Think about it and see if there is a way to get the best of both worlds."

"Yes!" Lu Ming said solemnly.

"Would you like to take a shower and get some sleep, your feet don't touch the ground these days." Pomegranate pointed at his eyes and said, "Look, they're all black."

"I haven't had time to boil the water, how can I wash it!" Lu Ming leaned forward and whispered to her.

"I boiled a large pot of water for you in the kitchen as before, and you can take a bath." Pomegranate said in a low voice, blushing because of his approach.

With a smile on his face, Lu Ming straightened up to face the bedroom and bowed his hands, "Madam. Young Madam, the youngest retire."

Chen opened the curtain and went out to look at him and said, "Go! Hurry up and rest, I'm exhausted."

"It's not hard to earn money." Lu Ming smiled foolishly.

Chen shi looked at Lu Ming, who was a financial fan, and said with a smile, "Let's go!"

"Hey!" Lu Ming smiled and nodded, "I'll go get some firewood first."

"Okay, okay, there's me!" Pomegranate pushed him out, "Hurry up and take a shower and go to bed."

"Hey! Slow down, I can't go!" Lu Ming lifted the curtain and stepped over the threshold to go out.

Pomegranate sent Lu Ming away, began to wash dishes and chopsticks, and put some firewood in the corner of the corridor.

After tidying up, wash your hands first and knead the noodles, then chop the dumpling stuffing and leek stuffing.

The leeks were planted in the big basket. With scissors, they cut them with a click and click. After they were selected, they were washed and mixed with the pork stuffing.

Everything is ready, let's make dumplings with Mrs. Chen.

After making the dumplings, Mrs. Chen took the joss sticks and the paper money and went back to her room, inviting her grandson's grandfather to come back to celebrate the New Year together.

After eating dumplings in the evening, Qi Yaoyao and the others sat together to watch the new year.

"Should we just stare at the small eyes like that?" Qi Yaoyao said while blinking her big watery eyes and looking at Mrs. Chen across the kang table.

"There are pumpkin seeds to smash! There are also walnuts, preserved fruits..." Mrs. Chen pointed to the plate on the kang table, "What does my daughter-in-law want to do?"

"I don't want to eat when I'm full." Qi Yaoyao's bright black eyes looked at her and shook her head slightly, "If I keep my age like this, I'll be sleepy soon."

"Sleep when you're sleepy! I'll just watch the year." Chen looked at her with a smile and said, "You don't have to carry it hard."

"That's not good! There is no elder who doesn't rest, I'm going to sleep like this." Qi Yaoyao said embarrassingly after hearing the words.

"Our family doesn't pay much attention." Chen looked at her tenderly and said, "What's your daughter-in-law thinking?"

"Tell a story! Either sing, the little song you sing when you cut the window grilles will be nice." Qi Yaoyao said as she looked at her with glimmering black pupils.

"I was singing for fun." Chen said embarrassedly.

"You sing very well! Isn't the New Year just for fun!" Qi Yaoyao looked at her with a smile and said.

"You can't sing songs, your daughter-in-law's voice is so nice, you can sing!" Chen shi said as she looked at her with bright eyes.

"No, no." Qi Yaoyao shook her head like a rattle, singing military songs, she was doing her part, but it was out of time!
"I'll tell you a joke, let's make everyone laugh." Qi Yaoyao looked at Chen Shi with her bright eyes.

"Okay! Okay!" Mrs. Chen nodded when she heard the words.

Qi Yaoyao picked up some jokes from the fuzzy era: the classic teasing you.

They made them laugh out loud, and Chen's tears came out of her laughter. She pressed her index finger to the corner of her eyes and said, "Is there any more?"

Qi Yaoyao rolled up her sleeves and looked at Chen Shi with a smile, "This time I will talk about the fortune-telling stall on the street."

Qi Yaoyao patted the kang table and said, "This kind of fortune-telling is not effective, and sometimes it is clever, and it is confusing. This fortune-telling has a method, and it pays attention to the important words. The important words are just as the name suggests, that is, you come to do the fortune-telling and don't do it for you. , I want your words first. What is important is to lie to you. He obviously didn’t figure out what’s going on with you, so he wanted to lie to you. Isn’t that right? Hey! He also has a way, and he can take back what he said is wrong. This It's called withdrawal chain."

"I'm the fortune teller on the street right now." Qi Yaoyao straightened her clothes and said in a serious manner, "Oh! My man, your seal is shining, and your fortune is prosperous! You should I got a fortune. There should be three words at the bottom, right? But he won’t say whether it’s right or not. After you’ve finished speaking, someone tells you it’s wrong, so what should you do? He doesn’t say it, he draws his voice and looks at the old man .”

"If that one really got a fortune, the fortune teller can tell, and if the other one doesn't, he can also tell." Qi Yaoyao said in a mysterious way.

　Ten thousand changes are completed, ask for a monthly ticket

　　
　
(End of this chapter)