Is he teasing me

Chapter 85
Immediately, the seven aunts and eight aunts together with those grandparents let out a sigh, and the cloudy eyes of Grandma Xiao Huai, who was more than seventy years old, dimmed.

The corner of Ergu's mouth dropped: "Oh, Xiao Huai, it's such a pity, he already has someone to marry."

Auntie cheered up: "That's right, Miss Zhang is so beautiful and outstanding, how can she not have a boyfriend!"

Gossip: "I'm so envious of Sister Moyan's boyfriend!"

Xiao Mumu tapped her: "What do you know, what do you know, my lord, you little brat, what are you talking about?"

Sasa covered her head and chirped aggrievedly: "Sister Moyan is so cute, I think it's so cute!"

Xiao Weizhou was inexplicable: "What are you doing? Xiaozhang didn't come here for a blind date!"

Seeing the situation, Zhou Xia hurriedly mediated: "Uncle Weizhou, everyone is just joking! Neither Xiao Huai nor Ms. Zhang will get angry, right?"

Xiao Huai apologized and said to Zhang Moyan, "They are joking, don't mind."

Zhang Moyan looked at him and shook his head helplessly: "It's okay."

If Xiao Xingyu's temperament is both righteous and evil, Xiao Huai is [-]% righteous, so that you will have no distracting thoughts when you look at it, how could she really mind.

Anyway, looking at the whole table, only Xiao Xingyu was the happiest. He looked at the woman who sat down as if walking on thin ice, and saw that half of her body was avoiding the young and handsome Xiao Huai, and she tapped the table with her fingers, very satisfied.

"Mother Yao," Xiao Xingyu called out to Mother Yao who was distributing hot towels to everyone, "The great aunt hasn't come yet, and everyone is hungry, so go and share the presents brought by bodyguard Zhang to everyone. .”

Zhang Moyan looked at Xiao Xingyu in astonishment, am I mistaken, dinner is about to come!

Xiao Xingyu raised his eyebrows at her.

She really didn't know what this young man wanted to do. With so many delicacies from mountains and seas, how did he think that people would want to eat pear paste candy and spiced beans.

Sharing her snacks on such a grand occasion, wouldn't he regard it as a kind of thanks to her for saving Xiao Weijiang?

"Really? Is it Shen Hai's specialty?"

"Then take it up and taste it!"

"Hey, after all, it's a girl who is careful. Before Xingyu came back, she never brought a souvenir!"

……

Soon, Mama Yao brought up Zhang Moyan's souvenirs with a few beautiful bone plates.I don't know if it's because Xiao Xingyu is the favorite of the family group, but everyone is saving face, showing great interest in the snacks brought by Zhang Moyan, and there was a scene of looting for a while.

The aunt said: "This pear cream candied pear is full of flavor, not greasy at all."

Xiao Mumu's lover said: "When I was young, my dad often brought me this candy when he was on a business trip to Shenhai. I didn't expect to be able to buy it now, and the taste has not changed at all!"

Sasha chewed on the muffin and said, "I think Sister Moyan is cute!"

The second uncle said: "This five-spice bean tastes very good and is very chewy. It is more suitable for Moutai than peanuts!"

Xiao Weizhou said: "Chen Ming, you usually use Moutai with peanuts, is this too violent?"

"Ha ha ha ha"

……

A table of people turned on the chat mode, and the topic gradually moved away from Zhang Moyan. Zhang Moyan finally breathed a sigh of relief, and began to look at the large living room in a happy mood.

This large living room is deep and transparent, and the ancient style still exists. Looking up, you can see the top beams and columns of the mortise and tenon structure.There is a group of naves in the large living room, and in the middle is a huge picture of "Traveling in Streams and Mountains".

Traveling in the mountains and rivers is a common theme in Chinese landscape paintings. It depicts the scene of travelers forging ahead on the rugged mountain roads in the majestic and majestic mountains.Painters have been creating this theme since the Five Dynasties period. The most famous one is Fan Kuan's work of the Song Dynasty, which is now in the National Palace Museum in Taipei.

Regardless of the era and who the painter is, any "Traveling in Streams and Mountains" has a common feature, that is, most of the space is occupied by wild and majestic mountains. Only an ant-sized pen and ink.

It is appropriate and profound to hang such a picture in the middle hall of the Xiao family, which makes it easy for people to think that the towering mountain represents the peak-climbing skills of azure glazed porcelain, and that insignificant traveler is diligently striving to keep climbing Xiao's family.

Look at the couplet next to this huge painting, "Clouds roll over thousands of peaks, the wind gallops through the sky", and the horizontal comment "Heaven rewards hard work", it is a very clear expression of the Xiao family's desire to unravel the top technology of porcelain making in the Northern Song Dynasty. Although the spirit of revolutionary optimism held by us is difficult and dangerous, there will be a day when it will be achieved. Hard work can make up for weakness, and success will come naturally.

Zhang Moyan couldn't help feeling awe.

Looking down, I saw a sandalwood shelf, more than one meter long, very similar to the shelf used to display Japanese samurai swords in movies and TV dramas.It's just that there doesn't seem to be any famous sword or saber on it. She frowned and took a good look, her brows twitched.

This is a wooden board with a length of [-] meters and a palm width. It is made of brown pulp. Hitting it hurts so much" association.

This, I'm afraid, is the Xiao family's ruler with 50 sticks that can kill people that I heard before!
Zhang Moyan was surprised that such a long board was called a ruler. Compared with the rulers she often saw in movies and TV dramas and tourist attractions in ancient towns, it was too long!Being hit 50 times by this board...it is really possible to die.

She was even more surprised that the Xiao family actually put the ruler, which probably killed them, in the place where the family members ate.Shouldn't this kind of "instrument of torture" be put on the shelf at ordinary times, and should be solemnly invited out after three days of bathing when it is necessary to punish unworthy descendants?Xiao's house is actually placed in the eating place like this, do you want people to have a good meal?

Of course, what surprised her the most was the Xiao family's attitude towards this majestic ruler.

If she could see the Zhongtang calligraphy and paintings reminding her mission every day and the chilling ruler when she was eating every day, she might prefer to eat in the bedroom every day.However, looking at the laughter and laughter in front of her, she could only say that either the Xiao family's psychological quality is very strong, or the ruler has not been used for a long time and everyone has become numb.

"Grandma is here!"

There was a buzz from outside, Zhang Moyan came back to his thoughts, and sat upright, ready to meet the biggest elder in the family, and also ready to be introduced as a commodity again.

She rubbed her left hand and right hand under the table, Xiao Huai smiled slightly when she saw it: "Don't be nervous, grandma has nothing to be afraid of!"

?

These words sounded a little disrespectful to the grandma, Zhang Moyan looked at Xiao Huai in surprise, how could a high-quality young man say such a thing?

Just as he was so suspicious, he heard a clear and crisp child voice running in from the yard: "I'm here, I'm here, let everyone wait, today the art class teacher gave me detention!"

A primary school student with two braids came in panting with a schoolbag on his back, and climbed to the top of the entire table.

　Veteran readers of online articles: I counted, the ruler will fall on Mr. Xiao one day.

　　Author: That's right, this son plays tricks on me every day, and doesn't beat me itchy.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)