I really just want to be a scholar

Obadiah Sean, a professor of Mathematics at the Ecole Normale Supérieure de Paris, was in a good mood. He was standing by the window, looking at the ancient campus scenery outside the window, while making a phone call with a relaxed expression:

"Mr. Williamson, the Journal of the American Mathematical Society has just replied to the email. My paper "Research Results of NS Equations by Using Nonlinear Partial Differential Equations Infinite Flow Algorithm and Local Gaussian Algorithm" has passed. We have passed the initial review and re-examination process, and now we are entering the peer review process.”

"Don't worry, there will be no surprises at this stage. With the professional level of my paper, it will definitely pass the expert review. It is only a matter of time before it is published."

"Revenge? Don't worry at all. The female Fields Medal winner in Xia Kingdom is not so good. It's just luck to get the Fields Medal. I don't have the ability to refute my thesis. To be honest, if this paper is not for The four top journals in the international mathematics community are afraid that the manuscript will be rejected if the words are too fierce, and I am even sure to spray her into autism, and I dare not show up in the mathematics community."

Obadiah Sean sipped the freshly brewed and fragrant freshly ground coffee in his cup, and said arrogantly:
"When the thesis is published, I will make a real effort in the media interview, severely hit her arrogance, and let her know that the Fields Medal is the patent of our Westerners, and an oriental race like her is not eligible at all. With such a dazzling title!"

Speaking of this, Obadiah Sean's tone suddenly eased, and most of the arrogance and arrogance disappeared, and he was a little more flattering:
"By the way, last time you talked to Mr. Johnston about the sponsorship... Oh, after the paper is published, you will transfer the sponsorship of the first issue? Thank you very much!"

After hanging up the phone, Obadiah Sean couldn't help but waved his fist excitedly. The first phase of 500 million francs will be available soon!

A thesis earned 500 million francs!And there will be a second installment soon!
He was in a better mood, and even the annoying birdsong outside the window sounded very pleasant.

"Huh, so what if the "Annual Journal of Mathematics" rejected my manuscript? Do you think that no other journal would dare to publish my paper? See, the "Journal of the American Mathematical Society" just accepted it? Oh, I really want to see Faltings That old guy who eats inside and out knows what the news will look like!" A sneer appeared on the corner of Obadiah Sean's mouth.

He has long known that Faltings, the editor-in-chief of the "Annual of Mathematics", has a good relationship with the two famous young mathematics masters of Xia Guo. How much influence does Ning Qingyun, who has not made any movement, still have.As expected, the "Annual Journal of Mathematics" rejected the manuscript on the grounds of inappropriate remarks and bad conduct.

Obadiah Sean wanted to laugh at the thought of that reason.

What year is it?Inappropriate speech, or misconduct?
In this era, traffic is king, and only with attention can there be "money way"!
Honestly bury your head in research, when will you be able to get ahead?When can I make money?

You must know that the world of mathematics lacks everything, and there is no shortage of geniuses!
Wanting to stand out from the crowd of countless geniuses is dozens of times more difficult than making money in stocks!
These are the thoughts of Obadiah Sean. He has a very high level of self-esteem. He graduated from the Ecole Normale Supérieur de Paris at the age of 25 and stayed in the school smoothly. He held the title of associate professor for five full years, and he didn't even touch the title of full professor!
This is of course related to his failure to publish any high-quality papers, but it also has a lot to do with the fierce competition of the Paris Ecole Normale Supérieure.

The turning point of his fate happened one day. Because he was depressed, he spat people everywhere on the Internet. He accidentally quarreled with a young mathematician from India in a certain mathematics forum. He could barely take care of himself, and became famous in the forums, and was sought after by many people.

After this incident, Obadiah Sean keenly discovered a famous shortcut, and has since embarked on the route of trolling the air.

Of course, the target he chose was very clear, and he would only choose mathematicians from non-developed countries, especially those second- and third-rate Eastern countries, to shoot.The mathematics level of these countries is generally backward, and his winning rate is higher with his strength, and he can also win the favor of those big westernists who have always rejected the eastern countries.

As he expected, when he publicly used his papers to refute and ridicule several prominent oriental mathematicians, his reputation rose rapidly. Funders began to come to his door to provide financial support, and gave him a list asking him to rant. people……

But Obadiah Sean is not all-rounder, and such a high-level "sexy person" is too much a test of all-round academic level. In order to benefit him, he gritted his teeth and simply took the risk by secretly buying gun drafts to complete the gold master. task.

After a long time, he also had nine fixed and powerful "gunners" in his hands, and even gained a reputation as a "genius mathematician" in the Chinese academic circles, and won several small awards.

With the rise of his fame and the momentum of those with aspirations, the École Normale Supérieure de Paris had to be pressured from all sides and gave him the title of full professor.

Obadiah Sean became more arrogant and courageous. First, he fired at Ramanujan, a famous late mathematician in the international mathematics circle. Later, with the secret support of the patron, he even directly attacked Ramanujan. Launched a verbal attack on Wu Baozhu, a living Vietnamese-Filipino award boss.

Naturally, the Philippine Prize winners also wrote papers before they became famous. For example, the papers published when they were undergraduates and graduate students were relatively immature and impossible to be impeccable. Obadiah Sean caught these early papers and bit them madly, successfully There was a lot of momentum, forcing Wu Baozhu to back away.

For a while, Obadiah Sean's momentum was in full swing. I don't know how many people hated him to the bone, but they couldn't do anything about him.

But don't look at Obadiah Sean seems to have "powerful all over the world". Many mathematicians in second- and third-rate countries will change their faces when they hear his name, but Obadiah Sean also has someone he dare not easily provoke.

That is Qin Ke from Xia Kingdom.

From a theoretical point of view, this young man from an eastern country has a ridiculously high reputation in the international mathematics community, and he has also won a Phil Medal, so he is an excellent candidate for touching porcelain.But Obadiah Sean can't beat it!

All the papers this guy has published have not even a single flaw!He couldn't even understand some of the papers!
Even if there are three mathematics papers that are said to be published by Qin Ke in high school, Obadiah Sean and his team of gunmen have studied for several months, but they can't find any loopholes that can be attacked!
It's true that Obadiah Sean is an academic hooligan, but the other party's paper has no flaws, so he can't touch porcelain!If you are stubborn, the paper you write will have mistakes and omissions. How can it be published in a well-known academic journal?Review experts are not decorations!

Moreover, Obadiah Sean was faintly afraid of this Qin Ke. The papers published by one person didn't even have any loopholes. What kind of terrifying existence is this?

Can't be bothered.

Because of his fear of Qin Ke, he didn't dare to attack Qin Ke's girlfriend Ning Qingyun, because Ning Qingjun co-authored most of the papers with Qin Ke, and the rest of the papers were also of high level, especially Graduation thesis of graduate students and doctoral students also has no loopholes that can be used to attack.

Until July of this year, a funder offered a big price of 1000 million. The goal was to hit Xia Guo's mathematics community, and it was best to frustrate the reputation of representative young mathematicians.

If there is really no way to attack from the paper, you can also criticize it in the media, but the amount of funding will be much less.

Obadiah Sean was finally moved, especially when he found out that Qin Ke and Ning Qingyun had almost "disappeared" in the international mathematics circle after winning the Fields Medal in the past half a year. Interviews with the media have not published any mathematical papers. Judging from the news from the inquiries, they have devoted all their energy to physics.

This made Obadiah Sean emboldened, and decided to attack these two people who had always been unwilling to provoke, so as to better hit Xia Guo's mathematics community and meet the requirements of the sponsors!
He gathered the strength of the gunmen, while conducting a second enlarged "screening" of Ning Qingyun's unique papers, and at the same time, he personally slandered Qin in the form of interviews in some unpopular academic media. gram……

Except for the rejection of the "Annual of Mathematics", everything went smoothly, especially when he learned that the "Journal of the American Mathematical Society" had accepted his paper satirizing Ning Qingyun, and Obadiah Sean was even more encouraged.

This means that Ning Qingyun's international influence has indeed declined since she has not shown her face for a long time and has not published any academic achievements!

On the contrary, when this paper is published in one of the four top international journals, his international influence will leap to a new level!
Thinking of this, Obadiah Sean was refreshed, sat back in front of the computer, and began to write a press release published in the academic media, intending to use the most tricky and mean words to step on Ning Qingyun kicked a few feet in exchange for the second phase of funding of 500 million francs...

Just as he was typing on the keyboard excitedly, typing faster and faster, the more excited he was, the phone suddenly rang.

Obadiah Sean smacked his lips impatiently, and it was a disappointment to be interrupted when his thoughts were flowing.

When he looked at the caller ID, it was Crook, his assistant.

"Crooke, if your call is just to talk about trivial matters, your bonus for this month will be finished!" Obadiah Sean answered the phone and cursed.

How can a madman troll who is used to blaming the sky and blaming the air be a good-tempered master?If it weren't for the usual salary, Crook wouldn't have stayed to be angry with him.

But at this moment, Crook didn't care about the bad attitude of the boss. He was sweating profusely and stammered, "Old...boss, you...you open arXiv!"

"arXiv?" Obadiah Sean frowned. Isn't this a website for uploading papers for pre-collection?Many people will publish the latest research results on it to "occupy pits". He also has an account on it and has published some papers, but the main battlefield for slandering people is not on it. He opened the website and cursed: "If you have something to say, you won't Straight up? If you're wasting my time, you're dead..."

Before he could say the last word "了", he was stunned.

Because he saw the headline recommendation on the homepage of arXiv, and it was written in English, "Ten Questions on China's Famous Mathematician Obadiah Sean"!
related to me?

Obadiah Sean's English level is very good. When he saw this title, he had a vague intuition. He clicked on the title and first looked at the author habitually.

"Qin ke? This is... Qin Ke! Fa Keyou! It's Qin Ke from Xia Kingdom!"

Obadiah Sean almost jumped out of his seat, his knee hit the desk because of the movement, and he gasped and grinned in excruciating pain.

But he didn't care about rubbing the wound, and directly read the content of this article carefully.

After only reading the beginning part, Obadiah Sean felt a chill rising from his back, making him completely forget about the pain in his knee.

Except for the title of this damn article, which doesn't look like a thesis, the rest of the article is completely written in the format of an argumentative essay, with abstracts, keywords, text, notes, references, etc., all missing!

He is very familiar with this kind of paper, because this kind of paper is mainly aimed at other people's opinions on an academic issue in a certain discipline. Excellent point of view and conclusion.An "academic troll" like him has used it no less than fifty times!
"Summary:"

"Obadiah Sean, a famous mathematician in China, is a very famous 'genius mathematician', and is famous for publishing argumentative papers to refute and criticize other people's academic achievements. After preliminary research, the author found that Obadiah ·Mr. Sean’s thesis involves nearly [-] sub-subjects and topics including algebraic geometry, number theory, partial differential equations, functional analysis, linear algebra, group theory, rings, mapping geometry, Riemannian geometry, probability theory, etc. Different subdivision directions can be regarded as extremely rare generalist mathematicians throughout the ages, and the attainments of each subdivision direction are extraordinary."

"Among the mathematicians I know, only Professor Tao Zhexuan, a Fields Medal winner, has such a wealth of knowledge and is proficient in so many subdivisions. In order to determine whether Mr. Obadiah Sean's mathematics level is acceptable Comparable to Professor Tao, the author deliberately studied 59 unique papers published by Mr. Obadiah Sean."

"The author's research method is to analyze the mathematical thinking mode, mathematical knowledge structure, and mathematical level ability revealed in the conception of each paper, the process of mathematical argumentation, and the steps of mathematical deduction, and according to the analysis results, respectively from the statistics. And from the perspective of functional analysis, we can measure the real mathematical level of Mr. Obadiah Sean and the real author of these papers."

"This study shows that among the 59 papers signed by 'Obadiah Sean', only eleven of them were completely completed by Mr. Obadiah Sean himself, and the mathematics part of the rest of the papers were all written by Ghostwritten by other authors, or done in collaboration.”

Eleven articles!
Obadiah Sean was so shocked that he didn't even know when the phone in his hand fell to the ground.

He doesn't remember exactly how many papers he wrote purely himself, but the number seems to be close.

His first thought was—could there be a paper gunman who betrayed himself?
But soon he denied his guess. It was impossible. There were nine paper gunmen who secretly cooperated with him. They didn't know each other, so it was impossible to betray him at the same time.And this in itself is a shameful thing, betraying yourself will never benefit them, on the contrary, they will be ruined along with them!
Is it true that Qin Ke was analyzed based on the clues in the content as said in the summary?
This... This is even more impossible!

I have published these papers for so long, and no one has ever found out that I hired a gunman, including Wu Baozhu, a Fields Medal winner who hates him to the bone, but he has not been able to find any clues or doubts. How could Qin Ke do this?
Obadiah Sean denied trying to calm himself down, while staring at the text of the thesis with wide eyes.

The more he looked at him, the paler his face became, and his body trembled non-stop.

The logic of the whole paper is self-consistent, the thinking is clear, and the arguments are sufficient. This is not the most terrible thing. The most terrible thing is that Qin Ke not only pointed out all the suspicious details in these 59 papers, but also combined statistics with functional analysis. From a mathematical point of view, these details were analyzed in depth, and it was pointed out that there were nine real authors of these papers, and they even mentioned the subject direction and mathematical thinking mode that each person was good at, and then listed the names of the nine gunmen. The real name, and attached the comparison evidence of the papers published in the academic journals of mathematics!
What Obadiah Sean couldn't believe was that these nine names were all correct!

devil!Absolutely the devil!This is definitely not something that normal humans can do!
Obadiah Sean's back was covered in cold sweat, and his face was getting paler and paler.

Qin Ke's shot was too accurate and ruthless, and it directly hit his seven-inch vitals, which can be said to be a draw from the bottom!

Didn't you say that the level of other people's thesis is not good, and there are various loopholes and imperfections?But what about yourself?Direct dissertation falsification, find gunmen to write essays, your real level is not as good as others, and your academic conduct is even worse, what qualifications do you have to criticize others?

Obadiah Sean was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses, and looked at Qin Ke's paper in a panic. It was more than an hour ago, that is, he had just started writing the paper attacking Ning Qingyun. During the media article, Qin Ke posted this paper exposing his academic fraud on the arXiv website, and was set by the website administrator as the headline paper displayed on the homepage of the entire site!

What makes Obadiah Sean most desperate is that the number of views of this paper has exceeded 5000, and the number of replies below is more than [-]. It is impossible to contact Qin Kesi again and ask Qin Ke to withdraw the manuscript ...

[Seeing Professor Qin Ke's new paper, I thought it was an academic thesis, but it turned out to be a debate paper that was even more exciting than an academic paper. It was an eye-opener. I didn't expect that mathematical analysis could be used for academic anti-counterfeiting ! 】

【Professor Qin is indeed so strong that it is enough to expose Obadiah Sean's academic fraud, but he can even find the gunman!And only according to published papers!I think IMU can invite Professor Qin to be a special investigator of discipline! 】

[Obadiah Sean?Originally thought that although he was an academic hooligan, he was a qualified mathematics professor after all, but he was a liar, a "mathematical genius" created by a gunman!Such scum immediately get out of the mathematics world! Take a hike! (Where it’s cool, let’s rest)]

[Although it is unbelievable, the strange thing is that I didn't doubt Professor Qin's paper at all. It was so well written. ah! 】

[Hahaha, as a student of Xiaguo studying abroad, I heard the news and came to support it. Qin Shen took action to crack down on counterfeiting, and it never failed. I don’t understand the paper, but I will forward it to support it! 】

[Actually invite gunmen to falsify papers?What an embarrassment to the École Normale Supérieure de Paris!This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard! (This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!) It is strongly recommended that the Paris Higher Normal University expel him! 】

[Obadiah Sean put on a math prodigy all day long to criticize this one and mock that one, but he was the biggest academic scum! 】

Two of the comments received the most likes, namely:
[To be honest, Professor Qin's level is beyond my expectation, and I didn't find any problems in this paper!He is a real math genius!Of course, I am not surprised by Obadiah Sean’s academic fraud. Contrary to Professor Qin Ke, who has a high moral and academic level, Obadiah Sean is a morally corrupt hooligan. ——University of Chicago Wu Baozhu 】

[It’s been a long time since Professor Qin Ke published a paper. I wanted to go to Xiaguo to talk to him. As a result, I saw this very wonderful paper today. I read it three times and was greatly inspired. Statistics and functional analysis can also be used in this way!Hahaha, I'm going to find some papers about suspicious objects to try. ——Tao Zhexuan, University of California, Los Angeles]

The affirmation and solidarity of the two Filipino Award leaders completely drowned out a small number of doubting voices.

In addition, Obadiah Sean's reputation in the academic world is indeed not very good, and everyone pushed him against the wall, nailing him to the rack of shame!

Seeing these countless comments that beat the dog in the water, Obadiah Sean's face was ashen, and he slumped on the chair in a daze, knowing that his academic career and those nine gunmen were over, and his way of making money was also over.

At this time, the mobile phone that fell on the ground rang. When Obadiah Sean looked at the caller ID, as if he had found a life-saving straw, he immediately picked up the mobile phone and connected: "Mr. Williamson, this time you and John Mr. Stone, help me!"

A cold voice came from the other end of the phone: "So, is it true that the rumors about your academic fraud are being circulated on the Internet?"

Obadiah Sean was completely flustered, he was at a loss and said: "No, of course it's not true, it's just malicious slander! But now I can't say anything, Mr. Williamson, you must help me! I A lot of things I do are for you!"

"...be careful what you say, you did all these things yourself, what does it have to do with us?" The voice over there was a little colder.

Come on, everyone, let's guess the ending of this academic scum?Someone guesses right, add another chapter!