The Red Age of Sword and Magic

Chapter 396 One-way ticket
Don't look at Xiao Linzi's bad mouth and lack of beatings, Ke Ke, the big devil, just picks him to bully when he has nothing to do. He is also Ke Ke's playmate since he was a child, and it is not okay for others to bully him.

"Don't be afraid, Xiao Linzi, sister is covering you."

Now my sister is a master druid, who knows how to teleport the universe and hit the dog with a stick, and if she can't, she can let the little silly dog ​​bite people.

With the protection of the dragon Puff, he is invulnerable.

Unless a fairy like Mr. Mei comes, my sister is invincible in the world, and it's easy to beat a hundred or eighty gangsters, as if the godfather of the mafia came to clean up.

Just a drunk in a bar, watch me beat you to the point where you can't take care of yourself.

Ke Ke activated the Immortal Wind and Cloud Body Technique, and with a sway of her figure, she passed Xiao Linzi and reached the drunk man in one step.

Reaching out his hand is about to make a big move, throwing the drunk man into the bushes by the roadside.

Ke Ke put her hand on the back of the drunk man's hand, just as she exerted strength, she suddenly stopped suddenly.

The drunk man was lifted up in the air by her, but he didn't throw it out. Halfway sober, he screamed in fright.

Xiao Linzi saw that the female demon king had great powers and had already restrained the drunk, so she immediately stopped being afraid, applauded and laughed, put her hands in her trouser pockets, and wandered back.

"The female devil queen is mighty, her strength is as strong as my mother's, can she lift up that kid Randy at once?
Let me see, has the Queen pushed Randy down?
Tsk tsk, Randy looks quite strong, this skill is not good.Queen of Demons, you can see that her figure is still—uh—”

A withered vine appeared, and Xiao Linzi was immediately tied tightly. The withered vine strangled his mouth, making him speechless.

Ke Ke put the 1.8-meter-tall drunk man on the ground with one hand. Although the drunk man smelled of alcohol, he didn't seem to have drunk much.

"Coco? Your kung fu is so good? Let me go, I will kill Xiao Linzi today."

"Brother Zhang, you are five grades higher than us, you are 22, have you graduated and started working now?

When you were in school, you were always the president of the student union. You are well-known in the whole school. How can you be as knowledgeable as Xiao Linzi?
It's not like you don't know his broken mouth, it's always been like this. "

"How can I be as famous as you, and my grades are far behind No. 2 by fifty points as soon as I enter the school? Can you go to the UK with us senior students to participate in the winter camp in the first year of junior high school?
Alas, now I am unlucky, the future is dark, and I have the intention of dying.

This guy Xiao Linzi didn't know what to say, and he even taunted me—"

"You are a top student majoring in economics at Renmin University of China. Why is your future so dark?"

"Brother Zhang" suddenly sat down on the curb and burst into tears.

"I performed well in my graduation internship at a bank in the north, and the boss directly signed a contract with me, wanting to reuse me.

You know that I am the only one in the whole family, and I have borrowed money to go to college, so I don’t plan to take the postgraduate entrance examination, and hurry up to work and pay back the money.

As a result, just a week after I went to work, the unit turned yellow.

Because I came from that unit, I have been blacklisted, and no one wants me.

I spent four years in college for nothing, and now I can’t find a job. If I repay my loan, I will be included in the list of dishonesty. What should I do?woo woo woo.

Huh?Ke Ke, your father is the big boss, or you can save me and let your father's company recruit me. "

"Hehehe, my father's company, my little mother Song Ke'er is the second largest shareholder. She still pretends not to know my existence, how can I participate in the company's affairs?

Hurry up and go home to sober up and find a way to find a job.

If I hadn't stopped you just now, you injured Xiao Linzi, you would have entered the game. "

"There is food to eat in the game, otherwise I will starve to death. Is it possible that I have been in college for four years and still go to deliver food and do coolies?"

"What's wrong with the food delivery? It's glorious to work. Brother Zhang, please go home quickly, I'm still in a hurry to go home and see grandma."

"Senior Brother Zhang" walked forward dejectedly, and suddenly heard Ke Ke calling him from behind, "Well, Senior Brother Zhang, I can actually introduce you to a very lucrative job."

Brother Zhang ran back all of a sudden, it didn't look like he was drunk at all.

"Ke Ke, we really didn't do nothing for our classmates. As long as we don't carry a big bag, we can do any job."

"I have invested 5000 million gold coins. Well, according to the current purchasing power, it is about [-] billion yuan. I plan to build a bank, and I lack a reliable person to be the president—"

"Coco, are you drunk or am I drunk?"

"If you don't believe me, pull it down, bye."

"I believe you, I believe you are the most honorable princess in the world, as long as you help me find a job that makes money."

"However, this place is very far away, and I heard from Boss Feng that, except for me and Randy, it seems that no one else can come back after going."

Brother Zhang didn't know who Boss Feng was, and his head was still dizzy, "I've been blacklisted here.

When others saw me, they would point and point, wishing they could send me in.

If I meet a fellow from the north, I will be beaten up, like a rat crossing the street all day long, what am I doing when I come back? "

"Well, you can think about it."

Ke Ke took out a cross-plane ticket to return to the city, "here, keep it ready."

Brother Zhang confusedly put this unknown item into his trousers pocket.

Coco took out a wine glass, took out the silver jug, and poured a small drop into it.

He took out another bottle of mineral water. He took it away and accidentally brought it back. He unscrewed the lid, filled the wine glass, and shook it.

"Drink this, after sobering up, order that ticket back to the city.

You can find Randy or Li Erjin anywhere, just say I introduced you. "

Senior Brother Zhang staggered, drunkenly on his head, "Keep, I saw that you add ingredients to the mineral water. Could it be that you are a human trafficker? Let me see who dares to buy me."

Brother Zhang drank the mineral water in one gulp, then fell to the ground with a bang, completely drunk now.

Xiao Linzi's upper body was wrapped in zongzi, and he couldn't untie it no matter what he said.Walking up and down the street performing performance art, I didn't pay attention to what Ke Ke said to Senior Brother Zhang.

Sun Xiake and Shao Wuji finally paid their bills and came out from the bar. When they saw Ke Ke waved his hand, the withered vines on Xiao Linzi's body disappeared.

Shao Wuji clapped his hands and praised, "Keke, your cane skill is very good. This time, the cane that tied Xiao Linzi grew a lot."

"That is, is the master-level withered vine technique comparable to the withered vine ring? By the way, let me see what is recorded in Xiao Linzi's personal notebook.

Um?They are all the names and contact numbers of women from various countries in Southeast Asia, huh?How many of these are still marked as transvestites? "

"Why did you take my things out of my underwear, Queen? Give it back to me quickly, and let my mother know, I will die."

"Sun Xiake, you haven't had a drink, can you still drive? Let's take Senior Brother Zhang home first."

"I drank and didn't drive, but when we were drinking together just now, I found out where Brother Zhang's rental house is, so let's take a taxi.

Tsk tsk, after drinking two bottles of beer like this, Senior Brother Zhang has a very poor capacity for drinking. "

…………

Two hours later, Senior Brother Zhang woke up in a daze in the rental house, dizzy, "Why did I come back? It's broken. I have to pay the rent tomorrow, and I still have no money."

I reached for my phone, but I didn't find it, huh?Where did this strange paper come from?

The memory slowly recovered, and when I remembered, Keke fooled me, a drunk, and said that he wanted me to be the president of the bank, just a little bit of this broken paper.

Oh, if only it were true.

I click, I click, I am the president, hahahaha!

Brother Zhang, who hadn't fully sobered up, looked up to the sky and laughed wildly and bitterly. Suddenly, he found that the surrounding area was brightly lit, and his eyes went dark——

(End of this chapter)