Sun Wukong's life simulator

Chapter 229 is he is he is him

Soon, two years passed.

On this day, Yuanshi Tianzun pinched his fingers and frowned again, "The killing has not yet begun?"

He directly summoned his disciple Taiyi Daoist.

Not long after, a fat Taoist came to Yuxu Palace.

"Why is Master calling disciples?" Master Taiyi asked respectfully.

"I told you last time." Yuanshi Tianzun said, "Your apprentice is the anti-business vanguard general destined by God, but he needs to complete the killing and robbery before he can take on this important task.

He hasn't started his killing calamity today, so you go and have a look to make his calamity complete, so as not to miss the grand plan of conferring the gods. "

"Nezha?" Daoist Taiyi rubbed his round belly, "I understand, let's go down the mountain now."

Afterwards, he drove the cloud to Chentang Pass on the bank of the East China Sea.

……

A little earlier, Chentangguan.

Nezha, who was only seven years old, was in the middle of playing, so he talked to his mother Yin Shiniang, and took his family out to play.

He was wearing a red bellyband and looked eccentric. As soon as he left the customs, he was attracted by the bustle outside the city.

Seeing the children of the farmers, all about his age, kicking shuttlecock and playing hide-and-seek together, he wanted to play together.

"Hey, why don't you add me!" Nezha jumped ten feet away and jumped directly in front of the group of children.

"Ah! You monster!"

"Nezha is here, close the door! Close the door!"

"Who's clothes are still confiscated, hurry up! Be careful to be burned by him!"

The children fled in all directions immediately, which also attracted those farmers to stay behind closed doors.

Zhuangzi, who was still lively just now, suddenly became cold, leaving only a mess.

"Alas..." Nezha put his hands in his pockets, sighed and lowered his head.

"Master, it's hot, why don't you go to the beach for fun." The family chased him panting.

"Hey, that's right!" Nezha punched his fist, used an escape method, and went straight to the beach.

The general watched the young master disappear out of thin air, and immediately froze there, but still went to the beach with a mournful face.

Nezha came to the beach and looked at the vast sea, so he became interested.

He has been playing alone since he was a child, without anyone to accompany him, he just relieves boredom and entertains himself, which is quite comfortable.

"Ha, there is no wind and no waves, so there is no coolness." He jumped into the water, the water was up to his waist, and then untied the seven-foot hunting silk, and stirred it up in the water.

Whoa!

Huntian Ling shook and swayed, and the sea surface suddenly rose with monstrous waves, and the movement was transmitted to the bottom of the sea, and the shaking made the Crystal Palace groan, as if it was about to topple over.

"Haha, it's fun, it's fun!" Nezha became more and more excited, and the innocence in his eyes was stained with scarlet at some point.

At this time, in the East China Sea Crystal Palace.

Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, has already ordered Li Gen, the sea patroller, to go to the seaside to investigate.

Following the movement, Yesha and Li Gen quickly came to the sea near Chentang Pass, broke through the sea, saw a child playing in the water, and immediately reprimanded: "Which family's doll is so troublesome, shaking the sea water, disturbing There is no peace in the Crystal Palace."

Nezha saw the person coming and shouted: "What kind of beast are you, dare to talk to me like that?"

Li Gen was furious: "I am Yasha, patrolling the sea in the Crystal Palace. If you dare to call me a beast, please beat me!"

As he said that, he jumped ashore and chopped with the chopping axe.

"Afraid you won't make it?" Nezha's eyes were even more scarlet, looking at the unusual fierceness, he grabbed the Qiankun circle and hit it.

"Wake up!" At this moment, a voice sounded in his heart, dispelling the fierceness in his heart.

"Oh, no, I'm going to kill him." Nezha saw that the Qiankun circle was about to fall, but couldn't stop it.

But at the next moment, he suddenly discovered that the Yaksha had disappeared and reached the distant sea.

And in front of him were three figures out of thin air, one was the Monkey King laughing at him with his hands behind his back, one was looking at the friendly elder sister in purple, and the third was looking at the cold boy in white.

"Who are you?" Nezha asked.

"Hey, if the little baby is not studying hard at home, he will know that he is coming out to make trouble." Monkey King went up to grab him, and held him in front of him for a closer look.

"Hey, let go, let me go!" Nezha struggled, but was surprised to find that the monkey was so frighteningly strong that even with his mountain-moving power, he couldn't break free.

"Do you know that you almost killed that Yasha just now?" Sun Wukong asked.

"It was he who made the first move. He chopped me with the ax when he came up." Nezha continued to bark his teeth and claws.

"Oh? He moved first?" Sun Wukong waved his hand, and Yasha Li Gen on the sea in the distance was caught and approached.

"No." Li Gen panicked, "I just wanted to teach him a lesson, I didn't intend to kill him, and he stirred up the sea and alarmed the Dragon Lord, so I was ordered to go ashore to investigate."

"This Ao Guang is so majestic, Lao Sun asked him to reason with him." Sun Wukong said.

"Great Sage, that's my father." Ao Bing, who looked like a boy in white, quickly reminded.

"Old Sun knows, knows." Sun Wukong waved his hand, and then said to Nezha and Li Gen: "Come on, you two should make up for each other, and forget about the grudge."

"Little baby, I was the one with a bad tone just now, please forgive me." Li Gen clasped his fists and said.

"Hmph." Nezha pursed his mouth and turned his head.

"Apologize, the old grandson will take you to play in the Dragon Palace." Sun Wukong laughed.

"Really?" Nezha's eyes lit up.

"When did Lao Sun lie to you?" Sun Wukong blinked his nimble eyes.

"That bastard... oh no, what kind of Yasha, I'm sorry, I almost killed you." Nezha said.

Li Gen smiled wryly.

Ao Bing was very curious, and asked Ao Yun next to him: "Elder sister, why does the Great Sage know everything, even coaxing children?"

"That's a lot, your majesty is unparalleled in talent, and there is no majesty who doesn't understand if you search the wilderness." Ao Yun smiled lightly.

"Hey, let's go, let's go." Monkey King left the water again and led them to the Crystal Palace.

The purpose of this trip is actually to settle grievances, because Nezha has indeed caused trouble in the East China Sea, and this is not something that can be settled just by saying I'm sorry.

If he came forward, Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, would not dare to complain.

Next, Sun Wukong and Ao Yun took Nezha and Ao Bing to play in the Crystal Palace.

Little Nezha was always alone in the past, but now he is accompanied by someone, so he is very happy, and even became good friends with Ao Bing in the end.

One person and one dragon, one lively and one calm, which is quite appropriate.

……

Besides, the family general who came out with Nezha rushed to the beach, but he didn't see his young master, and he didn't see anyone until it was dark.

He panicked and ran back to General Chentangguan's mansion, only to find that Nezha hadn't come back.

Yin Shiniang became anxious when she heard the news.

Li Jing, who had just returned from the barracks, also frowned, and was about to send troops to look for it.

He knew Nezha's ability, and ordinary people would definitely not be able to hurt him, even if he offended some powerful person.

However, before the soldiers and horses left the customs, they saw someone coming to the General's Mansion on a cloud.

Li Jing once practiced with the Daoist Du'er in West Kunlun. Although it is difficult to achieve the immortal way, he is also a practitioner and knows the prehistoric things.

Seeing that the clouds were about to set, he prepared to go forward and salute.

But I heard a voice yelling from above: "Father, mother, I went to play in the Dragon Palace today. The Crystal Palace is so big, it's much better than our home."

"Nezha?" Li Jing and Yin Shiniang were pleasantly surprised, but at the same time doubtful, Crystal Palace?

Soon, they saw a white-clothed boy, with Nezha, landed in front of them.

"Ao Bing, the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, has met Uncle Li Jing." Ao Bing saluted. His father, Wang Ao Guang, and Li Jing were old friends who had just paid homage, so it was correct to call him uncle.

"Are you the third son of Brother Ao Guang?" Li Jing was surprised, and asked again: "Why did Nezha come to your Crystal Palace?"

"Brother Nezha had some misunderstandings with us during the day." Ao Bing explained politely, "After Dasheng Sun made peace with my elder sister Ao Yun, Brother Nezha is now a distinguished guest of the Crystal Palace."

Misunderstand?Sun Dasheng?Ao Yun?
Li Jing was surprised first, then suspicious, who is it?

"I've delivered the man, and my nephew will go back first." Ao Bing saluted again, and there was a cloud under his feet, and he wanted to ride the cloud away.

"Hey, Ice Cube Face, I'll go to Dragon Palace to play with you tomorrow, remember to call Sun Dasheng too." Nezha yelled.

"Come back when you can count from one to ten, otherwise no one will see you." Ao Bing turned his back and left without looking.

"Tch, just count." Nezha pouted, "One, two, three, four, six, seven, five...five, mother, what's behind five?"

Li Jing and Yin Shiniang looked at each other, and then naturally made up their minds to let Nezha study hard.

Otherwise, this embarrassment will be thrown to the East China Sea Dragon Palace!

The next day, the husband and wife both had important matters, so they ordered the husband in the mansion to watch Nezha study.

At three poles high in the sun, Daoist Taiyi Daoist, who looked like a fat Taoist, came to Chentang Pass on a cloud.

Seeing Nezha counting on his fingers, he was suddenly surprised.

How did this disciple change his gender, so honest?

From accepting apprentices to now, according to his master's instructions, he did not discipline Nezha, and even deliberately cultivated that kind of temperament that is not afraid of anything.

The purpose is to let Nezha complete his killing and robbery one day, and truly use it for elucidation and teaching, and become a vanguard general against business.

But now, Nezha is actually studying honestly?

No wonder the killing did not start yesterday.

This will not work!

Master Taiyi thought for a while, and then he made a plan, pressed the cloud head, and went in front of Nezha.

"Master, you are here! Quickly teach me how to count!" Little Nezha jumped up.

"Count?" Daoist Taiyi was stunned, and then smiled: "Do you want to be like your father, become a great general, majestic on the battlefield, kill all directions, and be praised by the world?"

"Think about it, think about it." Nezha nodded repeatedly, "But I have to learn to count first, otherwise no one will play with me."

Can't get around it, right?Daoist Taiyi stroked his round belly, waved his whisk, and said in a mysterious voice, "Your apprentice, you have become a great general, so why worry about no one playing with you?"

"Yes, become a great general!" Nezha nodded vigorously, "But how can I become a great general?"

"You have a Xuanyuan Qiankun bow and three sky-shocking arrows in your house." Master Taiyi laughed, "As long as you can draw that bow and shoot one arrow, you can become a great general."

"Master is right. Since there are bows and arrows in the mansion, it should be practiced." Nezha was overjoyed immediately, and ran to the martial hall of the general's mansion.

I saw a bow and three arrows on the weapon rack.

"Haha, I'm going to be a great general!" Nezha laughed loudly, took the bow in his hand, took an arrow, used it as a string, and looked at the southwest to shoot the arrow.

The arrow pierced through the air, surrounded by red light, and the auspicious color circled, and disappeared over the general's mansion in a flash.

"Reverend Taiyi, what have you done!" Li Jing hurried back just in time, seeing this scene, he was furious immediately.

The sky-shattering arrow will see blood when it shoots the arrow. Isn't this intentionally letting Nezha kill someone?

"General Li." Master Taiyi smiled and bowed, "I told you when I was accepting apprentices that Nezha was born ugly and committed seventeen hundred precepts to kill.
Today is the time when the killing and calamity is complete, and he can be the anti-business vanguard general after he has survived the killing and calamity. "

"Hey! I'm a great businessman with great luck, how can I teach you to be a traitor!" Li Jing shouted angrily.

"Husband, what kind of immortal is this? He is clearly a hypocrite with a pious face and hidden evil intentions!" Yin Shiniang also came back, with a sword in her hand, "Why are you talking nonsense with him? He instigated Nezha and made rebellious words! , you and I join forces to surrender him."

"Father, mother, master, you?" Nezha looked at him stupidly, not knowing who to help.

"You are not the opponents of the poor." Taiyi Daoist waved his whisk with extraordinary confidence.

"They are not your opponents, how about adding me?" At this time, a hoarse voice with anger came from the sky.

　Thanks to the boss Feng Yu Wu Fei and the boring prisoner for their rewards, Xie Xie ('ω')!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)