Sun Wukong's life simulator

Chapter 2 This Is Not My Life

[Age 343: You raise horses in Heaven]

[Age 344: You raise horses in Heaven]

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[Age 358: You raised Tianma in Tianting for half a month, and suddenly learned that this was a petty official. In a rage, you opened the Nantian Gate and returned to Huaguo Mountain.
You learn that the length of a day in heaven is the length of a year on earth...]

"You little official?"

Although he has no personal experience, seeing this paragraph of text, Monkey King is still furious, scratching his face and baring his teeth.

"Old Jade Emperor bullied me too much!"

"And that Wuqu Xingjun is not a good guy either!"

"Wait!"

Sun Wukong kept this matter firmly in mind, and continued to look at the following life simulation, which was still the experience of 358 years old.

[Age 358: Two one-horned ghost kings defected here. With their advice, you proclaim yourself the Monkey King]

"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven?" Sun Wukong's face was filled with joy again, "This is good, this is good, as high as the sky and as high as the earth!"

This is the title he should have, Monkey King, majestic and domineering!

What about after becoming Monkey King?
Monkey King continued to look down.

[359 years old: The next morning, the Jade Emperor heard that you had rebelled against the heavenly court, and sent Li Jing and Nezha to lead the heavenly soldiers and generals to arrest them.
At Taibai Jinxing's suggestion, Heaven is willing to make you the Great Sage Equaling Heaven]

"Hey...heavenly soldiers and generals?" Sun Wukong shook his head.

[360 years old: You meet friends in the palace, make friends and become sworn brothers in heaven, happy and at ease]

[361 years old: You meet friends in the palace, make friends and become sworn brothers in heaven, happy and at ease]

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[366 years old: The Jade Emperor sees that you have nothing to do all day, and asks you to take care of the Pantao Garden]

【Age 367: You are taking care of the Peach Garden】

【Age 368: You are taking care of the Peach Garden】

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[369 years old: On this day, a batch of flat peaches ripened, and you ate a few of them in your greedy mouth]

[370 years old: how many flat peaches have you eaten?]

[371 years old: how many flat peaches have you eaten?]

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[378 years old: On this day, the Queen Mother held a grand peach festival, and the seven fairies came to the Peach Garden to pick peaches. You learned from them that the Queen Mother invited all kinds of gods, but she did not invite you.
In a fit of rage, you locked down Seven Fairies...]

"This Queen Mother is so ignorant!" Sun Wukong snorted coldly, invited so many gods, but did not invite him to be the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, isn't this looking down on him?
[378 years old: Before the Pantao Festival started, you became a barefoot fairy, ate and drank in the Yaochi, and went to the Tushita Palace to steal the five-gourd golden elixir while drunk. You were so happy...]

"Ha..." Sun Wukong's eyes widened, and his mouth was drooling. As expected of him, he should do this!
[378 years old: Danman wakes up from drunkenness, you know that you have caused a catastrophe, so you quickly packed your things and returned to Huaguo Mountain.
But the incident at the Pantao Festival was still revealed. A hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals descended to the realm. After repeated battles, you were finally hit by the Taishang Laojun’s King Kong Zhuo, and then captured by Erlang God...]

"I lost?" Sun Wukong subconsciously raised his hand and scratched his face.

How could you lose?

Keep looking down.

[378 years old: You were escorted to the Demon Slaying Stage, but the various punishments from the heavens failed to hurt you at all. The Taishang Laojun proposed to throw you into his gossip furnace, and use a small fire to slowly refine the blood in your body. The elixir, and turn you into ashes]

"What a ruthless Taishang Laojun!" Sun Wukong remembered this old man firmly.

[Age 379: You were tempered by fire in the gossip furnace]

[Age 380: You were tempered by fire in the gossip furnace]

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[Age 427: You were tempered by fire in the gossip furnace]

[Age 428: You have been refined by fire in the gossip furnace for seven days and 49 days. On this day, the Taishang Laojun opened the furnace to take pills, but he did not expect that you were not reduced to ashes, but instead had a pair of piercing eyes.
You jumped, knocked down the gossip furnace, and then made a big fuss in the heavenly court, hitting the outside of the Lingxiao Palace...]

"Happy, happy!" Seeing this, Sun Wukong clapped his hands and praised again, his heart was surging, wishing to become his future self now and kill everyone!

[Aged 428: The Jade Emperor sits firmly in the Lingxiao Palace, but he just ordered the Buddha of the Western Heaven to come and surrender you,
You make a bet with the Tathagata Buddha, and if you win, you will be the emperor of heaven,

If you lose, the Tathagata turns into the Five Elements Mountain and suppresses you to the lower realm,
When you tried to resist, you only stretched out your head, but was completely suppressed by the Tathagata with a golden post, and you couldn't move any more.

You listened to the laughter of the immortals and Buddhas from the sky, and your heart was full of grief and indignation, and you always felt that you were being calculated.]

"I lost?"

"I was suppressed?"

"I can't move anymore?"

Sun Wukong seemed to be able to feel his lament and anger at that time in the future.

"This is impossible, I will definitely break the suppression!"

Hastily looked down at the following life simulation.

[Age 429: You are crushed under the Five Elements Mountain]

[Age 430: You are crushed under the Five Elements Mountain]

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[Age 499: You are crushed under the Five Elements Mountain]

[Age 500: You are crushed under the Five Elements Mountain]

"impossible!"

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[Age 600: You are crushed under the Five Elements Mountain]

"impossible!"

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[Age 700: You are crushed under the Five Elements Mountain]

"impossible!"

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[Age 800: You are crushed under the Five Elements Mountain]

"Impossible!" Monkey King watched the Sims for nearly 400 years in a row, all in a state of being suppressed.

Obviously, he couldn't break the suppression of Tathagata Buddha.

"West Heaven Tathagata Buddha is so powerful?" Sun Wukong didn't believe it.

He didn't believe in his own fate either, and continued to watch the Sims behind.

[Age 900: You are crushed under the Five Elements Mountain]

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[Age 1000: You are crushed under the Five Elements Mountain]

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[Age 1059: You are crushed under the Five Elements Mountain]

[Age 1060: On this day, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva came to the Five Elements Mountain and asked you to be a disciple of the Buddhist scriptures. In the future, if you convert to Buddhism, you will be able to cultivate the right fruit and leave the Five Elements Mountain. You agree, but you are unwilling]

"Unwilling? Of course not!" The anger in Sun Wukong's heart was churning.

It was hard to see the change, but it was such a line.

After being suppressed by the Tathagata Buddha of the Western Paradise for so long, you still want to convert to Buddhism and become a disciple of his Buddhism?

Sun Wukong understands that this should be an expedient measure made by his future self in order to break through the suppression.

With my own temperament, it is absolutely impossible to take the initiative to beg for mercy.

[Age 1061: Tang Seng, the Buddhist scripture learner, came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and uncovered the golden post of the Tathagata Buddha for you. You finally escaped from the suppression of the Five Elements Mountain.

You follow the words of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, and worship the sutra learners as your teachers...]

"..." Sun Wukong was silent, a little confused.

How could he worship Buddhist scriptures as his teacher?
Could it be that after hundreds of years of suppression, his temper has been worn out?

"There must be a reason!"

[Age 1062: You escorted Tang Seng all the way to the west. In order to save Tang Seng, you killed six bandits, but Tang Seng said that you had no compassion,

You are very puzzled, you can't listen to Tang Seng's rambling, and you left in a rage...]

"It's okay, it's okay." Seeing this, Monkey King heaved a sigh of relief and was free.

[Age 1062: You came to the East China Sea Dragon Palace, Ao Guang persuaded you to protect Tang Seng to learn Buddhist scriptures, and you returned to Tang Seng's side...]

"..." Sun Wukong was silent again.

[Age 1062: Under the guidance of Guanyin Bodhisattva, Tang Seng put on a tight band for you, and you find that you can’t break free, and you can only obey Tang Seng’s orders]

"Sure enough, sure enough, Old Sun, I was still deceived!"

Although Sun Wukong didn't understand why he worshiped Buddhist scriptures as his teacher, he was very displeased, or hated, by what Guanyin and Tang Seng did!

[Age 1063: You continue to protect Tang Monk from the west to learn scriptures, and you meet the little white dragon Ao Lie from the West Sea in Yingshoujian. In the end, the little white dragon turns into a white dragon horse and becomes Tang Monk's mount.

You found out that Xiaobailong also received advice from Guanyin Bodhisattva before]

"This Bodhisattva is not a good person!" Sun Wukong fully understood that he would be a thief in the future!

Next, he continued to flip through the Sims at the back.

[Age 1063: You and Tang Seng were burned at night]

[Age 1063: You help Tang Seng retrieve the lost cassock]

[Age 1063: You and Tang Seng subdue Zhu Bajie in Gaolaozhuang]

[Age 1064: You and Tang Seng met the Yellow Wind Monster]

[Age 1064: You and Tang Seng subdue Sha Wujing in the Liusha River]

He subdued a few demons, and helped Tang Seng accept two apprentices.

After reading these, Monkey King is more sure that he will be on a thief ship in the future.

Because when looking at the details of each year, you can find that Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing have also been taught by Guanyin Bodhisattva!

"There is a problem!" Sun Wukong looked serious.

[Age 1065: You knocked down the ginseng fruit tree in Wuzhuang Temple]

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[Age 1068: You beat the Bone Essence three times in Baihuling]

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[Age 1069: You help Tang Monk abort in Daughter Country]

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[Age 1072: You encounter obstacles in the lion and camel country]

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[Age 1075: You escorted Monk Tang to Lingshan, and finally achieved a positive result, and you were sealed and defeated the Buddha. At this time, you seem to have forgotten the original unwillingness,
For many years after that, the Three Realms no longer had the name of Equal to Heaven.]

"Fight against Buddha?" Sun Wukong scratched his face and gritted his teeth, unable to watch it any longer.

How can this name of Lao Shizi have the prestige of the Monkey King!

He thought carefully about the Sims for so long, he was satisfied up front.

But after he was crushed by the Five Elements Mountain, he led a horse and fell on a horse, went through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, and finally defeated the Buddha in a fight. All of this was not his life at all!

(End of this chapter)