Start with the script kill shop

Chapter 405 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
After chatting with Teacher Cai about Wang Erya's branch of arts and sciences, Jiang Qi and Wang Erya happily rode Qisi's car back to the amusement park.

The driver was the same as the one who took Qi Si and Grandma Qi Si to the amusement park last time, and he was familiar with the road, adhering to the principle that silence is golden and kept silent all the way, as cold as a man wearing sunglasses Emotionless bodyguards in suits.

"Qinghe, can you live in Snow Village with me these few days? You must have winter clothes in the amusement park. My grandma went to see my aunt in Shanghai, and she won't come back until there is a new movie in the theater. My parents I won’t be free until the weekend, and I must be bored living in such a big house by myself.” Qisi said it must be boring, but she was as excited as Lala who learned that she could eat 50 yuan meatloaf, wishing she could Disco in the car.

Wang Erya first glanced at Jiang Qi to ask his opinion, and then slowly nodded after Jiang Qi nodded in agreement: "Okay, but I may not have much time to play with you. Teacher Cai and the others arranged a lot of papers. , I plan to finish the paper in the first month, and then write the tutorial book I bought next month."

Qisi looked at Wang Erya in shock: "You plan to write all the thick papers by yourself?!"

"if not?"

"Write the multiple-choice questions casually. They are all ABCD anyway. Fill in random numbers for the fill-in-the-blank questions. You won't be able to solve them when you write the questions." Qi Si blurted out.

Jiang Qi: ...

You are so lazy that you don't even bother to copy.

Jiang Qi said that when he was messing with his winter and summer homework, he still borrowed his classmates to copy. He always thought that this was the limit, but he didn't expect that Qi Si's bad performance had reached a new height.

When Jiang Qi stepped into the gate of the tavern, Jiang Cha was sitting at the bar listening to Lilian telling stories.

What Lilian told was the truth at the goblin stall before, but now Lilian has started to make up nonsense in the tavern.Werewolves vs. vampires, ghosts vs. demons, wood elves and light elves have to tell the story of the millennium, who is the most powerful king in the magic continent dare to say, just like a storyteller, the guests are reluctant to leave.

"Okay, okay!" Qi Si nodded frantically, "It's fine to watch it three more times! I won't get tired of watching the part where the Dog Emperor abdicates 100 times!"

You know, Wang Xinghua can curse people in classical Chinese.

"Hey, why doesn't Manager Wang sit at the same table with us?" Qi Si asked, pointing to Wang Xinghua at the next table.

"By the way, Brother Qinghe, can you tell us a little bit about the plot of the new play?" Qi Si asked curiously.

Lilian has always been patient with children, otherwise she would not have given priority to flying all the origami to the children during the magic show.

Wang Xinghua and Feng Ling also thought so.

"The libretto." Wang Xinghua's face was full of sadness.

Even so, Wang Xinghua, who has completely got into the eyes of money, is still willing to endure the pain of not being able to write lyrics, wandering in the amusement park every day, eating potato chips and thinking about lyrics. performance.

"Sister Xinghua is born with a big appetite. We all know this. In fact, she doesn't eat like this on weekdays. She probably can't write libretto these days and feels irritable, so she eats too much to vent her emotions." Wang Er Ya did not forget to explain the reason to Qi Si intimately.

A large crystal ball suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and everyone in the tavern was not surprised, but applauded instead.

If "The Legend of the Emperor" is a standard commercial film, then "The Mulberry Picker" is a literary film.Compared with the box office, the latter is definitely a sure loser.

When two full sets of orc barbecue set meals were served without cutting corners, Qisi suddenly understood what it meant to be worth three days with one meal.

Qi Si could only reluctantly be dragged by Wang Erya to sit down in the corner.

Such a change made the tavern's business explode every 7 o'clock, and the position near the bar was basically up for grabs.After all, Lilian has been a teacher for so many years, and she is eloquent, talking everywhere.

It's not that I don't understand the plot, it's that I don't understand the libretto.

"Because the table is too small to fit her meal."

They came a little late, and the good seats have already been taken, and the remaining empty tables are invisible to the bar.

In fact, although "Mulberry Picking Girl" is a famous first-class opera in Wang Xinghua's original world, it is not widely sung among the people. On the contrary, it is very popular among dignitaries and rich wives.The direct reason for this result is that "The Mulberry Picker" is too cultured, and many ordinary people who are willing to spend a few pennies to listen to the play and buy a good time can't understand it at all.

"Wow." Qi Si looked at Wang Xinghua with a little more admiration in her eyes, "So is the theater going to rehearse a new show? Then I have to call my grandma as soon as possible!"

When they walked near the theater, the three met Wang Xinghua who was wandering around with a bag of potato chips because Calvin couldn't write words.

At that moment, Qisi felt that the storyteller Lilian was not as attractive as Wang Xinghua, who ate a lot.

"If Princess Leia was 30 years old, she would definitely not be fooled by such a trick. But Princess Leia was only 13 years old that year. She ran away from home for the first time and had never seen the world. She hadn't walked twenty miles from the royal city. I was cheated out of all my money by a liar pretending to be a cursed magician."

"Let's go eat first." Jiang Qi persuaded, "You still have a month to go, and there are plenty of opportunities to listen to Lilian's storytelling."

Lilian's failed magic water cup has not been very popular so far. Since it is not popular, Lilian simply put it on the market, stopped selling alcohol and drinks, and gave all these tasks to the bartenders in the tavern.

can't read.

Jiang Qi nodded in agreement, indicating that it was so.

It is convenient to have an established impression of a magician. As long as Lilian does not use outrageous magic in the tavern, everyone will assume that she is performing magic.

These days, Wang Xinghua didn't write a single sentence, but she ate a lot of potato chips, and the trash can in the theater staff area was full of her leftover potato chip packaging bags.It is said that in order to please Wang Xinghua, the theater manager, some interns have started sending a bag of potato chips to her office every morning.

Jiang Qi didn't know about the other guests. Anyway, Han Guishan's family went to the tavern to listen to books as soon as 7 o'clock, and they listened with great interest.

It was so shocking, so shocking that people couldn't take their eyes off it.

Lilian smiled and said: "I remember that this little guest watched my magic show in the tavern last night. So, this little guest, do you know the most intuitive difference between us magicians and you ordinary people?"

Qi Si:?
"She wrote the "The Legend of the Emperor" you heard before, Wang Xinghua, the manager of the theater, although he can't sing, he is very good at writing." Jiang Qi introduced.

"Wow!" Qi Si stared straight at her eyes, wishing she could stand and watch Lilian's storytelling and performing magic without eating.

"That's right, we magicians usually carry a lot of magic pockets with us. So—" In the next second, Lilian took out the cursed crystal ball that she was going to give to Jiang Qi, but Jiang Qi didn't want it. .

Now Lilian doesn't go to work during the day, and finds a corner to concentrate on studying the magic circle.Waiting until 7 o'clock to come to the tavern to wipe glasses and chat with guests, turning myself into a tavern NPC with limited appearances.

"I know." The little girl said loudly, "Sister Lilian can take out a lot of things from her sleeves!"

Jiang Qi also went to see Feng Ling when he was practicing.

A little girl sitting on her mother's lap with her two little hands on the bar and squeezed into the front with two shofar braids asked in a childlike voice, "Sister Lilian, how can an ordinary person pretend to be a magician? "

Wang Xinghua usually eats so much in secret, but recently it is indeed because of her depression that she eats so much in public.

Jiang Qi waved his hand: "Isn't this right? The new drama will probably take some time. It's not the time for "The Legend of the Emperor" to be changed. However, compared with the first performance you saw that day, "The Legend of the Emperor" Some content has been changed, if you are interested, you can find time to read it again.”

Although "Mulberry Picking Girl" is essentially a counterattack novel of the cool genre, the overall plot is much duller than the standard cool novel "The Legend of the Emperor".

This is not something that cannot be said. Jiang Qi briefly introduced the plot of "Mulberry Picking Girl" in concise language.

When the group arrived at the amusement park, it was already after 7 o'clock in the evening, and the haunted house was still open, so Wang Erya first dragged the suitcase and went to Snow Village with Qi Si.Jiang Qi went with the two of them because he was going to eat in a tavern at night.

Wang Xinghua had a face full of who am I?where am I?Where do I come from?Where are you going?He shook his head mechanically: "It's useless, if you can't write it, you can't write it, and you can't write a single word."

Except for the lyrics involving allusions that do not exist in this world, Jiang Qi can't understand many normal lyrics. The original author of "Mulberry Picking Girl" is definitely a first-class literati with outstanding literary talent. The direct consequence of excessive literary talent is that in order to understand the libretto, you must have a certain degree of cultural accomplishment. This cultural accomplishment is still based on Wang Xinghua's world.

"Xinghua, haven't you written it yet?" Jiang Qi looked at the empty bag of potato chips, "Why don't you go back and get a new bag of potato chips?"

Qi Si didn't know Wang Xinghua, but this didn't stop her from enjoying the melon: "What can't you write?"

Qi Si:?
After 20 minutes, Qi Si finally understood the meaning of Jiang Qi's words.

According to Jiang Qi's analysis, even if Wang Xinghua reworks "Mulberry Picking Girl", the actual performance will not be very good.

It can be seen that Qi Si really likes the plot of Shuangwen.

It is said that some guests in Xuecun deliberately extended their stay in order to stay for one more day and listen to the love history of a duke of a certain country.

Wang Erya thought for a while, and added: "At the annual meeting last year, Sister Xinghua's performance was two bites of a hamburger, and she ate five in a row."

Qi Si's mouth has grown into an o.

"Wow." Qi Si sighed with difficulty, and glanced at Wang Xinghua who had already finished eating a big pot of mashed potatoes, "Brother Qing He, the employees in your amusement park are too crouching."

Jiang Qi smiled modestly: "No, no, they are all normal little talents."

(End of this chapter)