small business

Chapter 42
"With the car god here, what's the point of letting a woman drive?" Fei Yiban didn't want to agree to such an unreasonable request.

"Yiyi, I'm your mother. Isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to be macho to your mother?"

"Where is it not suitable? It is very suitable~ ah!"

Fei Yiban was still in a state of excitement, so he almost sang this sentence directly.

So far this second, he is very satisfied with his performance today.

Although I don't know where the specific point of satisfaction is, it is the unprecedented excitement of the whole person.

Humming and singing, if you don't drive, you can probably eat shrimp crackers with a glass of single malt whiskey.

Fei Yiban had never felt this level of excitement since he was autistic.

The whole heart is like a newly filled electric toothbrush, especially energetic.

"Yiyi, it's not that mother said you, you can't catch up with girls like this."

"Chasing girls, why should I chase girls? I'm out of my mind, how can girls be a species that is worth chasing? You don't know how many girls came to me, but I blocked them mercilessly Outside the door called love."

"Yiyi, don't you like Yi Ming? If you like someone, you must be chasing him. Could it be that you wait for girls to chase you?"

"Who said I liked her? I said I hated her, okay! I like what, when did I beat around the bush? When I told you that I like racing cars, did I talk about him first? ?”

"Even used idioms, Mr. Xiaofei is amazing."

Ms. Han was so speechless that she started to use Yi Ming's name for Feiyi class.

Fei Yiban didn't think it was irony or anything.

He is still happy.

"That must be. Didn't you hear that I just told Sister Yi Ming that I hate her? What kind of understanding do you have, Ms. Han, you actually think that I would like a big sister with a girly face and a voice like Yu Jieyin!"

Mr. Xiaofei whose aesthetics was questioned should not be too angry: "Wake up, Ms. Han, how can you question your own son's aesthetics so much, but Sister Yu's face is similar to that of a girl! Your son's aesthetics have always been So specific."

"I hope you can stay in the dark forever! I, my, dear, son, son." Ms. Han had nothing to communicate with Fei Yiban, so she could only hold her forehead and respond word by word.

"Then I will drive. I am very excited now. If you don't let me drive, I won't be able to sleep."

"Then why do you think you are so excited? Is there any special reason?" Han Yuxin asked persuasively.

Or die to save it...

After all, he is his own son...

After all, it is related to whether she can be upgraded to become a mother-in-law within 30 years.

"If you drink too much tea, your sympathetic nerves will become more excitable. What else can you do? This is common sense, common sense! Ms. Han!"

Although I don't know where the energy in my body comes from and where it will go, anyway, Fei's group is very excited.

"One by one, mother will put the words here now." Ms. Han sighed, patted her son on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "When you realize that your throbbing heart today comes from Where, you will regret every word you said today."

"If you're excited, you're excited, why change your tune!" Class Fei Yi's Chinese level is also a bit weird, he can say [Take care of him], but he doesn't know that [excited] and [throbbing] are not the same word at all. .

Driving long distances is a very boring thing.

Han Yuxin saw that Fei Yiban didn't use those extreme cornering ways in the drag racing video, so she gradually quieted down in the car.

Most words of persuasion are not suitable for speaking when a person has not yet figured it out.

Fei Yiban's overexcited sympathetic nerves also slowly eased down on the straight and long highway.

The first thing that started to calm down was his heartbeat.

Previously, it was really like being drunk with tea, and the whole person was excited.

Fei Yiban seriously suspected that the tea that Yi Cunzhang brought out for him and Ms. Han this time was completely different from the last time.

Otherwise, it's impossible for him to drink less than one-third of the last time, just so obviously drunk.

Slowly, his brain was pressed the play button of an infinite loop.

The same sentence kept echoing in my ears: [Then why not?what should i docry?Does crying help?Do you find it useful, Mr. Xiao Fei? 】

In addition to these words, there is also the fleeting sadness on Yi Ming's face.

In repetition over and over again.

Zoom in infinitely.

Zoom in again.

It seems that Yi Ming has this expression all afternoon.

The emergence of this situation made Fei Yiban very puzzled.

He doesn't understand.

We met for such a long time today, from the entrance of Yijia Village to [Mother Duck], Auntie Yiming obviously talked to him so many things, why did he only remember this sentence in the end.

Obviously from the beginning to the end, except for that less than a second, Yi Ming has been smiling at him innocently and romantically.

Why did he magnify the sadness of that second alone.

As if everything is false, only that second is true.

Afterwards, he said so many things to Yi Ming today, but it seems that he has never grasped such emotions.

Fei Yiban's mind went blank, he couldn't remember what he had said to Yi Ming at all.

It seems that everything has been said, and it seems that nothing has been said.

This completely bottomless situation directly caused Fei Yiban's whole heart to become entangled.

Is he sick?

Is there something wrong with his heart?
Otherwise, how could it be a twitch?

After a long time, Fei Yiban asked the most impossible question, which he himself firmly denied: "Ms. Han, did you just say that I like Sister Yi Ming?"

"Have you finally realized it? My silly son!"

"Where am I stupid, I'm very smart! Let me tell you, I can't possibly like that big sister Yi Ming, it's impossible! I can also put my words here!" Fei Yiban is still in the final dying struggle.

"One by one is right, one by one it is impossible to like that eldest sister." Ms. Han has completely given up.

"I just can't figure out why my heart has been beating faster since she asked me "Is crying useful?"

"When you think of him, your heart beats faster. Isn't that liking? This can't be summed up in simple liking, my silly son!"

"It's obviously because I drank too much tea before that." Finding this excuse and coming to this conclusion, Fei Yiban directly gave his reaction ability a perfect score.

"You, a person who is useless to take sleeping pills, will your heart beat faster just because you drink a few more sips of tea?"

"Ah... isn't it?"

"Of course not. Theophylline, caffeine, sleeping pills, aren't these things all ineffective for you? They don't improve or help you sleep, and it's even less likely to affect your heartbeat. When you're fine, even drinking ten A cup of coffee, don't you still sleep?"

"Then why is my heartbeat so chaotic this afternoon? Ms. Han, do you notice that my face is a little red? Do I have a fever?"

"Yes, you have a fever called love and a poison called love."

"Cut! Impossible!" Fei Yiban shouted out his own voice: "I only like supermodels! Do you know what a supermodel is?"

Fei Yiban stretched out his hand and made a gesture of protruding forward and backward.

"Ms. Han, just imagine, how could your son, who has such a single-minded aesthetic, fall in love with the opposite of aesthetics."

"Yes! You are not interested in Yi Ming at all, you only like supermodels." Han Yuxin simply followed Fei Yiban's words.

"How can you say that, Ms. Han, why am I not interested in a beautiful girl at all? Your son, I am a straight man anyway!"

"Pretty girl, who are you talking about? Is your aesthetic the opposite? They are all opposites, so how can you look good? It's so ugly!"

"Hey! That's not right, Ms. Han, you were so happy chatting with her just now, why did you turn your head and say behind her back that he was ugly. Ugly is ugly, how can you still rise to [deadly ugly]?"

"The opposite of aesthetics, doesn't it have to be ugly? Can a little bit of ugly be called the opposite?"

"Ms. Han, I'm going to talk about you now..."

Ms. Han didn't want to continue such an unnutritious topic, and reminded: "Yi Yi, don't say a few words, and drive carefully."

As long as her son is not mentally retarded, he will soon understand the difference between liking and disliking.

Fei Yiban obediently closed his mouth.

After only half a minute of silence, he couldn't bear it anymore.

"Ms. Han, Sister Yi Ming, it's really impossible to be ugly! She just has a slightly cute face, like those female stars who always have a baby face. Don't say she is 25 now, in ten years, She must be very girly. She will definitely look younger than me when the time comes."

"But her figure is not like this, this is not like this." Han Yuxin learned a hundred percent from Fei Yiban's way of gesticulating her figure just now.

"You can't say that. In terms of body, Sister Yi Ming must be the best among Asians. There is nothing wrong with her height and body. Do you know the key? She has a temperament that is incompatible with the countryside. Just Really special."

"Oh."

"Ms. Han, how can you only have one [oh]? Why are you so indifferent now?"

"Then what else can I do? You don't like her, and it's impossible for me to become a mother-in-law because of her. Why should I show my enthusiasm to someone who has nothing to do with me?"

"Who said I don't like it!"

"What did you just say?" Ms. Han took out her mobile phone, clocked in the recording function, and said to Fei Yiban, "Yiyi, say it again, and my mother will record it for you, so as to save you from changing your mind in the next second."

Then, Fei Yiban shut his mouth.

He didn't say a word until he drove the car home.

terrible!

In this world, how can there be people who suddenly like their own aesthetic opposite.

How hard is it to think about it?

Supermodels all over the world know about it, so why can't they think about it?

　I've been in meetings today, and I didn't get home until after ten o'clock in the evening, but it was updated on time.

　　This author is amazing! ! !
　　
　
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