in the name of evil

Chapter 42 What's wrong with being a pervert?

After picking out the clothes, Song Xian walked out of the shop, ready to bring Jiang Li over to pay.

But this time her face was a little red, because she realized it later and caused great trouble.

Since I couldn't communicate with the clerk, Jiang Lilai had to be the middleman.

But there will be a very serious problem in this way, she must tell Jiang Li her size, and then Jiang Li will tell the relevant information to the shop assistant, so that the other party can find suitable clothes.

Clothes and trousers are fine, after all, height and weight are not hard secrets, but the size of underwear
Thinking of this, Song Xian covered her face and squatted on the ground, feeling her ears burning.

"Huh? What are you squatting here for? Are you uncomfortable?"

Song Xian, who closed her eyes tightly and felt embarrassed, suddenly heard Jiang Li's voice next to her ears.

She took her hands away and saw Jiang Li squatting in front of her, looking at herself curiously.

"Ouch, are you blushing?"

Jiang Li touched Song Xian's forehead with the back of his hand: "I don't have a fever."

But after trying it, he remembered that he had never heard of ghosts getting a fever.

"Ah, it's all right." Song Xian stood up blushing, circling her two index fingers timidly.

"Have you chosen?"

Jiang Li didn't know why Song Xian loved to blush so much, but he didn't care too much when she thought she was too emotional.

"Yeah." Song Xian nodded, looked at Jiang Li from time to time, and quickly moved away.

Jiang Li said "Oh", and went to buy back the clothes that Song Xian liked. He couldn't wait to go home and sign for Yin Qi Dan Xiuxian: "Let's go, I'll pay for it."

"Hey wait." Song Xian grabbed Jiang Li's sleeve.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Li turned around, a little strange.

"That... um, it's okay." Song Xian was finally too embarrassed to say it.

Jiang Li shook his head, feeling more and more that going shopping with girls is a kind of torture.

The two walked in the mall one after the other. Jiang Li noticed that Song Xian's pace was unexpectedly slow, but he didn't rush him, but slowed down to make sure Song Xian could keep up.

"Here we are." Song Xian pointed to one of the shops.

Jiang Li glanced at the signboard, nodded in relief, and sighed in his heart that Song Xian was really caring.

Considering Jiang Li's economic strength, Song Xian chose very cheap trendy brands, and the clothes and pants were less than two or three hundred.

Under Song Xian's leadership, Jiang Li found the clothes she had chosen.

"Is just one set enough, without changing and washing?" Jiang Li was a little surprised, this price was enough for Song Xian to buy another set.

"Enough." Song Xian smiled: "Ordinary clothes will become the same material form as me when worn on my body, and they will be integrated with me, and can be remembered by my body, even if it is dirty or destroyed. , and new ones can be copied.”

Hearing this, Jiang Li's eyes lit up.

In other words, as long as the more types of clothes you wear, you can change clothes at any time?

Fuck!Too spicy!

It seems that one more thing can be added to the lofty ambitions in the future - to unlock all of Song Xian's clothing styles!
The clothes Song Xian chose were relatively ordinary, just a one-shoulder white top and a pair of skinny jeans, which were also available in shoe stores. Song Xian chose a pair of pointed black high-heeled shoes.

Jiang Li nodded in satisfaction. Kicking someone in high heels would cause real damage. It seemed that Song Xian took the matter of helping her fight in the future to heart.

"That's right, that's all?" Jiang Li did the math, and it was a little less than his own budget.

"Well, there are underwear." Song Xian lowered her head, and Jiang Li barely heard the last two words.

"What the hell? Rey? You also play Purcell?" Jiang Li was a little excited.

"No, I mean underwear." Song Xian raised her voice and said it again.

"Oh, underwear." Jiang Li was a little disappointed.

After paying, Jiang Li carried the shopping bag and followed Song Xian to the underwear shop opposite.

Song Xian looked at her toes, gritted her teeth, mustered up her courage, and finally made up her mind to tell Jiang Li her size.

"Brother Jiang Li"

But before he finished speaking, Jiang Li called the clerk: "Hello, I want a set of 75C strapless underwear and fat times, just plain, not too fancy."

Song Xian petrified in place.

It's not bad at all!

"Sir, are you buying it for your girlfriend?" The clerk smiled professionally.

Hearing the clerk's words, Song Xian behind her subconsciously looked at Jiang Li.

"No." Jiang Li waved his hand: "I'll buy back women's clothing."

The clerk's professionally trained professional smile froze: "Sir, are you serious?"

Jiang Li raised the shopping bag in his hand to the clerk: "Yes, look, the clothes are all bought."

"Ahem." The clerk was dumbfounded, but after just a moment, he put on a smile again:
"Then what, don't you need to be so thorough as a woman?"

Jiang Li chuckled: "I even bought prosthetic breasts online."

The clerk digested it for a long time, then stretched out his thumb: "Nice."

Then, the clerk turned around and went to help Jiang Li find underwear.

Song Xian's expression was stiff: "Brother Jiang Li, how did you know my size?"

Jiang Li looked proud: "I have to talk about it carefully. When I was a policeman, as a young professional criminal analysis genius and forensic doctor, I can say that I read countless corpses. If you say it’s just a simple underwear size, forget it, and you’re still young, so let’s not talk about it.”

Song Xian covered her face with one hand, but this time her face was not flushed, but black lines.

"Then why do you say you wear it yourself?"

"Because I think it's weird no matter who you are buying for, right?"

Jiang Li actually thought about it, whether it is buying for his mother, sister or sister, it is actually very strange, as for buying for his girlfriend, it is even more impossible, because Song Xian is right next to him, if he tells the clerk that way, it will easily arouse Song Xian disgusted.

I will hug Song Xian's thigh for a long time in the future, although I won't turn against myself because of this kind of thing, but if this matter makes the other party feel bad, it is really not worth the candle.

He had already foreseen that if he said he bought it for his girlfriend, Song Xian would probably hit him hard on the chest with a small powder fist, shouting, "I treat you as a benefactor but you want to be my boyfriend" while giving himself away To see the Jade Emperor.

Just think about it.

Song Xian didn't know Jiang Li's thoughts, but felt that his brain circuit was very magical: "But, isn't it more strange for you to say that you wear it yourself? Others will think you are a pervert, right?"

Jiang Li didn't take it seriously, raised his chin slightly, with a disdainful look on his face:
"The man is perverted, what's wrong?"

Song Xian covered her face with her hands.

Why can you say such things in a serious way, and still look proud?

Soon, the clerk with complicated eyes brought some suitable underwear.

"Sir, take a look."

Jiang Li chose one of the sets according to Song Xian's gaze: "Just this one, pack it up."

"OK, just a second."

After Song Xian's clothing problem was solved, Jiang Li went to the bedding area to notify the merchant to deliver the goods. He had already negotiated with the boss before, and Jiang Li could take the car home when delivering the goods.

Song Xian also wanted to hang out more during the day, so she didn't go back to Xiaocao.

Jiang Li sat in the co-pilot of the van, Song Xian sat in the back seat, and the driver was a young man.

"Brother, don't you smoke." Jiang Li handed the driver a cigarette.

The latter took the cigarette and showed a simple smile: "Brother, you are welcome."

"Oh, no, I'm sorry, I only bought two quilts and two sets of quilt covers, and I didn't even buy a mattress, so I trouble you to deliver it."

Jiang Li rested his elbow on the sill of the lowered window, and smiled sheepishly.

The driver recalled how Jiang Li and his boss were arguing in the marketplace, and said to himself that you are not embarrassed.

The van has been refitted, the chairs in the back row have been removed, and the capacity of the trunk has more than doubled. In addition to the items Jiang Li bought, there are also some other goods to be delivered.

"Brother, I will take you to your home first, and then I will send the others."

"Okay." Jiang Li nodded with a smile.

The van started and drove out of the underground parking lot of the shopping mall. Jiang Li hummed a little tune with a relaxed look.

Sitting in a car for whoring is cool.

When Jiang Li was thinking about how to practice the aura of heaven and earth, the driver suddenly asked, "Brother, did you move there recently?"

Jiang Li was a little surprised, you know that?

"Yeah, how do you know?"

The driver hesitated to speak, hesitated for a long time, and then said: "I live near there, the address and the house you gave, to put it bluntly, it's a bit evil."

"Oh? Tell me more." Jiang Li blinked, as if he had guessed what he was going to say.

"That's, that's, how should I put it, this thing, it's a bit superstitious, I also heard from others that people died in the place where you lived, you can find it in the previous news, and then I heard that the people who lived there There will be some unexplainable things, the old people say that the house is haunted, I don’t know if it’s true, you just listen to it as a story.”

The driver was very conflicted. In fact, what he said had already diluted a lot of content. The story he heard was even scarier. He said that there was a female ghost knocking on the door in the middle of the night, and someone was hiding under the bed, but was caught by the inverted female ghost He got it right and was sick for several days.

If Jiang Li hadn't smoked him, he definitely wouldn't have reminded Jiang Li.

He was also worried about this meeting, afraid that Jiang Li would think that he deliberately frightened him into turning his face.

And Jiang Li was actually a little surprised when he heard the driver's words. He didn't expect this incident to be so widely spread, and the landlord was more guilty.

But when he thought of the ghost of the driver talking about the tiger, there would be someone sitting in the back seat, Jiang Li wanted to laugh, and glanced at Song Xian from the rearview mirror, and found that she also looked embarrassed.

Jiang Li wanted to laugh even more.

"I haven't encountered it before." He shrugged, pretending to be disapproving.

"That's fine, that's fine."

"I'm not afraid even if it's true." Jiang Li continued.

The driver glanced at Jiang Li curiously, only to see the latter say leisurely:
"Have you seen Liaozhai?"

The driver looked puzzled.

"My servant gave me the nickname Little Ning Caichen."

　If you count the chapter in the early morning of yesterday, today is almost a million days~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)