Chapter 3

"Send it, send it, grass grows in my head!"

When Jiang Li realized what it was, he almost burst into tears.

In my mind, a grass grew!

To be precise, what sprouted is not necessarily grass, it may be green onions or leeks.

Jiang Li's eyes were full of tears, and he was not at all as relaxed and freehand as when he was playing with the female ghost before.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

But Jiang Li's illness never lasted for long. Soon, his mood stabilized, and his clever IQ once again occupied the high ground.

"Something's wrong, grass is growing in my head, how did I see it?"

Jiang Li tried it again, closed his eyes, and felt it carefully. Sure enough, a small grass appeared in the originally completely dark field of vision. It trembled and looked rather aggressive. Want the ceiling.

But although there was such an extra thing in his mind, Jiang Li didn't feel strange at all, even after staring at the grass for a long time, he still felt refreshed and peaceful.

"Grass, you've been in a mental hospital for a long time, and you feel pretty even when you look at a grass?"

Jiang Li felt something was wrong, the grass was a bit evil, and he couldn't see where it was coming from.

Soon, the grass trembled again, and Jiang Li's eyes widened in surprise, but they closed them again quickly, after all, the grass could not be seen when the eyes were opened.

At that moment just now, Jiang Li actually felt a consciousness from Xiaocao.

Not words, just a feeling.

It is hungry for negative energy from ghosts!

It needs this energy to grow.

Jiang Li stared at Xiaocao blankly.

Is it because of this grass that cutting leeks by myself will become more rational and intelligent?
Then when did this grass enter my mind?
He couldn't help but recall the accident that put him in a mental hospital, could it be that time.
But at that time, I fainted suddenly. According to my colleagues, I suddenly fell ill while working, and fell down as if I had epilepsy.

"and many more."

Jiang Li suddenly jumped up from the bed, and in an instant, he seemed to have found some kind of connection between the two.

a grass
sudden illness
Like epilepsy.
"Zhuo! Am I going to be a slow sheep?"

With a slap on the thigh, Jiang Li gritted his teeth.

Although the slow sheep is indeed smart, if the price of becoming smart is to become an old sheep, Jiang Li will never agree.

But soon, Jiang Li ruled out this possibility again. Anyway, this is too nonsense, it's fine to trick that uneducated female ghost to raise the dimension, can he really reduce the dimension?
But what is certain is that this grass must be related to the strengthening of my reasoning ability and the gradual improvement of my condition. If I rashly try to get rid of it, I may lose my mind again, and the consequences are even more unbearable.

So in the end, Jiang Li decided to leave it alone for the time being. Anyway, at least this grass is good for him now, and it would be better to wait until he has studied it thoroughly before deciding how to deal with it.

But Jiang Li was still a little worried, afraid that the grass would grow into something weird in the end.

"If possible, I hope to grow a monster girl called my master!"

"Then."

"then I can."

"By the time."

"Every day I"

"I don't know if the monster girl will know"

"Oh, think about it"

Jiang Li just fell asleep thinking wildly.

When he woke up, it was already noon the next day.

Yawning, Jiang Li got up to boil water to make instant noodles.

Under such economic conditions, Jiang Li could only eat instant noodles every day, and prayed that before the box of instant noodles in the corner was finished, he could find a job and make money. To be precise, it should last until the day when he was paid.

"I don't have much time left, if I didn't spend a lot of money renting a house, wouldn't it be so?"

Suddenly, Jiang Li thought of something.

He made several phone calls to the landlord, but no one answered.

"Don't answer, right? If you don't answer this time, I will ask that female ghost to post with you tonight. She will stand upside down on your face as soon as you open your eyes!"

Jiang Li cursed angrily, maybe he had sensed something somewhere, and the landlord finally accepted it.

You are lucky, Jiang Li thought viciously.

"Is there something wrong?" For some reason, the landlord's voice sounded a little guilty.

"Uncle." Jiang Li pretended to be troubled: "I'm really not looking for faults. There seems to be something wrong with your house. Last night, I didn't dare to say it. Anyway, it's weird. Can I get a refund? I can't live. gone."

As if he had expected this, the landlord said embarrassingly: "Well, this contract has been signed, and it has legal effect. The money must not be refunded."

Jiang Li sneered in his heart, and by the way greeted the landlord's family elders who had passed away.

"I know there is a contract, but special circumstances are dealt with specially. In fact, I heard neighbors say that the house is weird yesterday. I still don't believe it. I asked them and they couldn't explain it. I guess they don't know the specific situation. Why don't I shoot a video tonight and post it online for them to see?"

Jiang Li threatened at the same time: "Just to help you promote the publicity?"

"So what if you post it online, I have a contract here." The landlord disagreed.

"Come on, Uncle, let me help you analyze and analyze, actually this is a good thing.

First of all, you are popular, because the house you rented in the video is a haunted house, and it seems to be haunted. Everyone will definitely be curious about whether it is true or not, and they will go to find out.

Then everyone will wonder how the landlord can still rent out the house under such circumstances.

Here comes the important point, at this time, I will buy the navy and tell everyone, because the landlord thinks that outsiders are easy to deceive and have no brains, and if I play it casually, what will happen?

Yes, your image is not just a sly landlord who rents out the haunted house and cheats people.

Jiangcheng is so big, there are always some impulsive people, it's normal to throw something at your door or write something. "

After Jiang Li drank the last mouthful of noodle soup, he burped in satisfaction, and continued:
"As the target of everyone's venting their anger, you helped everyone dispel their anger, uncle, the merit is immeasurable, maybe you go out to parade in the streets every day to show the public, and when you are decisive, our aunt will be able to conceive a Nascent Soul!"

Why didn’t the landlord dare to post the rental information? Isn’t it because the locals know that the house is a haunted house, so they can only cheat foreigners to earn some extra money.

It stands to reason that if Jiang Li was like those people before, and couldn't take it any longer, the landlord would actually be happy. Anyway, the money wouldn't be refunded, and he could find another home quickly.

But if the house is exposed on the Internet, and then fan the flames, not to mention whether the house can be rented out, just thinking about the public opinion scolding him on the Internet is enough to make people collapse.

By the time Jiang Li finished speaking, he had already started to panic a little, his tone of voice had softened, but he was still stubborn:
"I have a contract, I have a contract."

The landlord didn't understand his stalk, which made Jiang Li very sad, but when he heard that the landlord's words had begun to repeat, which showed that he was not confident at the moment, he knew that he was sure.

"I didn't intend to break the contract, that's another matter."

"Then what do you want?" The landlord gritted his teeth and asked tentatively when he saw that the other party would not eat oil and salt, and would not scatter hawks if he did not see rabbits.

Jiang Li smiled heartily: "Actually, I am not afraid of these things. After all, there is nothing more terrifying than poverty. So, as long as you lower the price, I will have no problem staying. After all, It’s hard to find a cheap house.”

"The price reduction is negotiable, how much do you think is appropriate?"

If it's just a price reduction, he can actually accept it. Anyway, the house is already rotten in his hands, and he doesn't dare to live in it. He just leaves it alone. Some money every month is better than nothing.

"Don't worry, Uncle, you know my name is Jiang Li, so I am the most reasonable, and I also know that it is not easy for you."

Jiang Li is full of understanding and full of benevolence and morality:
"Three hundred a year. It can't be lowered. If it's lowered, I won't be able to live with my conscience!"

The landlord almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. Three hundred a month became three hundred a year?
"Why don't you go grab it?!"

"Wrong! It's better than grabbing!"

See the picture poorly.

Jiang Li thinks very simply, if you change someone, you must spend three hundred and stay for two or three days at most. Anyway, if you want to make quick money and bully honest people by this means, then you have nothing to say if I catch you.

If you want to cheat me out of money, then I'm going to squeeze you out so much that you have a pair of underpants left, and you're hiding at home and not wearing them out!

The two finally bargained for a long time. Due to Jiang Li's coercion, the landlord finally signed an unequal treaty, 300 for half a year, and asked Jiang Li to change the contract.

But just as Jiang Li was about to go out happily, there was a knock on the door.

The knock on the door stopped for a while, and the sound of picking the lock came from outside the house.
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(End of this chapter)

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