Flying Edge accidentally knocked down the witch

Chapter 50 You are a pig!
Chen Lu sat cross-legged on a boulder of a certain mountain in a blue Taoist robe, with a fairy-like demeanor and white hair like snow.

Surrounded by clouds and mist, the spirit of fairyland is ethereal, but the posture of holding the mobile phone with a puffy face is so unharmonious and funny.

It can be seen that Chen Lu is not very proficient in using mobile phones.

Chen Lu twisted his waist for a long time, and finally received the half-frame signal in a difficult position.

He pulled his beard and listened dully to his grandson saying words like "witch", "succubus" and "temptation".

For Chen Lu, these novel words are as difficult to understand as saying "differential equation" and "difference equation" to him.

It's not a thing in the same field as myself!

But he barely understands one thing, that is, his good grandson has a demon in his heart.

That demon is a "witch" who also possesses extraordinary power.

He didn't understand that witch was just a professional title, and from the name, Chen Lu decided that the little girl was a "witch".

The goblin who seduces the fairy family to pick up yang and nourish yin.

In the past, she had to be chased and killed all the way.

But what does the obedient grandson mean by showing off in his words?
"My dear grandson, I think you were bewitched by the goblin. Come over sometime, and grandpa will exorcise you."

"Grandpa, she is not a fairy!"

"Tsk tsk tsk." Chen Lu shook his head, speechless.

The little bastard was so confused...

It seems to be a powerful fairy.

Chen Lu clumsily pressed the phone and switched the call to a video call.

In the intermittent pictures, Chen Lu could see his darling grandson.

Look at his snarky look!

Those who didn't know thought he was the goblin who got it.

Under Chen Shun's eloquent description, Chen Lu finally understood the meaning of those words.

That stinky boy was nothing more than dreaming that a classmate witch turned into a succubus, and then he was playing tricks on himself in the dream.

Chen Lu squeezed his facial features in disgust.

What kind of demon is this?
Chen Lu interrupted Chen Shun, and said earnestly:

"Shun, flowers are not flowers, and fog is not fog."

"Grandpa, what are you talking about?"

"Come at midnight, go at dawn."

"What do you mean? Grandpa, I don't understand."

"How long has it been like a spring dream..."

"???..."

Chen Shun in the picture suddenly stopped moving (not a still picture).

Chen Lu stroked his beard with a smile, retired and turned off the video call.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Chen Shun was stunned for a while, then suddenly covered his head and kept shaking, howling in disbelief.

"When I was six years old, I drew Qi into my body and built a foundation with Qi. I am the youngest Sword Immortal under the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths. I am so forgetful, how can I have a dream of sex!" Chen Shun suddenly changed his posture, and his momentum was rising steadily.

"I, Chen Shun, absolutely! It is absolutely impossible to have a dream!" Chen Shun danced his arms and spun around his chest. eyes.

This is who I am.

But the moment she closed her eyes, there was a witch's frown and smile, and those black and white thighs jumped out from nowhere in her head.

Lingering.

"..."

Chen Shun suddenly looked like a deflated puffer fish, and his whole body was visibly sluggish.

He found that what grandpa said was very likely to be right.

Chen Shun didn't expect that for the first time in 18 years, he had no trace and dedicated it to the little witch...

"It's despicable..."

Chen Shun suddenly cursed secretly.

It must be that despicable witch who secretly used some unknown magic on herself!

It must be her!
Next time I see her again, I have to give her some color!

At this time, the phone that Chen Shun had just put down rang again.

Picking it up and looking at it, Chen Shun looked strange, but he still connected.

What a coincidence, just now when I was thinking about how to get revenge on the Witch of Scraps, she came to speak.

"Hello? Chen Shun?"

Yun Yi's voice sounded lazy.

"Ah... um."

Chen Shun, who was still "massive" before, suddenly became dumb.

"Well, wait a minute, I have something to tell you."

"it is good."

Then there was only a rustling sound from the phone.

Like a rat crossing the border.

"what sound?"

"Ah? There's no sound. Wait a minute. I'll tell you after I get dressed..."

Did she just wake up and make a voice call to herself with no clothes on?
No wonder the voice is lazy.

wear clothes……

Chen Shun suddenly recalled his fragrant dream.

"Don't listen to evil!"

Chen Shun hurriedly took the phone away, as if doing so would relieve him of some shame in his heart.

Yun Yi didn't know what Chen Shun was struggling with at this time, nor did he know that the guy could hear the sound of putting on his clothes clearly.

Otherwise, you will turn into a hot pot spirit on the spot.

She just thought of something that she forgot to discuss with Chen Shun.

It was agreed before that I would reward the whole class for their hard work for the haunted house.

"Chen Shun, are you still there?"

"In the!"

"What's the matter with you?"

"fine……"

Yun Yi smoothed out some messy hair, wondering what happened to Chen Shun, his voice sounded weird.

But Yun Yi didn't think much about it.

"I forgot to tell you yesterday, when are we going to celebrate the victory party?"

"So that's what happened?"

"Otherwise what do you think it is?"

"No...it's nothing."

"Chen Shun! You are very strange today!"

"No, I'm still the Chen Shun you are familiar with."

Chen Shun covered the receiver of the mobile phone with a bitter face.

Now even when he heard Yun Yi's voice, he would think of his dream.

Yun Yi glanced at "Chen Jianxian" in the voice connection on the phone, feeling puzzled and angry.

What's the matter with this guy, what kind of moths are there in the morning.

It always feels like there is something shameful in his words!
But Yun Yi resisted the urge to ask Chen Shun, after all, she also knew that Chen Shun would most likely not tell herself.

"So what should I say? Can you ask everyone in the group?"

"Okay, ask Zhang Ze'ite to ask everyone."

"Okay, I'll form a group."

Chen Shun watched his QQ being pulled into the class committee group that Yun Yi had just created. The two of them didn't talk anymore, but the voice remained connected without hanging up.

No one took the initiative to hang up, nor did they mention this matter.

Chen Shun just sat and looked at the phone, and could even vaguely hear the sound of Yun Yi washing up.

After a while, Yun Yi's voice came back from the phone.

"Okay, hang up first?"

Why the questioning tone?

"Hang up, and open the group voice directly."

"Okay, then I'll hang up."

There was no movement for a long time.

"Why don't you hang up?"

"Wait a little longer, maybe they haven't gotten up yet."

"Then wait a little longer."

……

"Chen Shun."

"Ok?"

"You are a pig."

(End of this chapter)