Flying Edge accidentally knocked down the witch

Chapter 37 Is the surname Pi strange? (Happy New Year!)
Looking up, there was only a crumb witch looking at him with a smile.

Shouldn't you want to kill your own smile?

Chen Shun smiled at Yun Yi, and continued to argue with the boys in the class.

Pi Sheng: "Damn, I'm exhausted these days."

Zhang Chi: "Can you be as tired as the monitor? He fell asleep in the haunted house on the first day..."

Wang Rui: "Aren't I tired after fishing so many lsp with Chi?"

Zhang Ze: "Fuck, I don't know why I fell asleep, I just remember that a senior sister came in, and then I can't remember what happened next..."

Chen Shun: "Can you guys be as tired as me? I don't even have anyone to change shifts..."

Pi Sheng: "Brother Shun is amazing! Speaking of Brother Shun, how did you manage to stay so energetic without changing shifts?"

Chen Shun: "Have you ever heard of a saying called men and women matching, work is not tiring."

Match: Funny.

Zhang Chi: Funny.

Wang Rui: Funny.

Zhang Ze: Funny, we understand you.

The four of them smiled knowingly.

Chen Shun shrugged and scolded the four of them for being dirty and unhealthy.

Pi Sheng: "Brother Shun, do you like girls like the school committee?"

Chen Shun: "Well...it's hard to say, if I have to choose, I might prefer the one that can transform into an Ultraman."

Zhang Chi: "Hehe, then I like it too."

Wang Rui: "+1"

Zhang Ze: "+2"

Just kidding, is there really a man who can reject a girl who will become an Ultraman?
"I remember that Pittson liked the older ones."

Chen Shun turned his head and raised an eyebrow at Pi Sheng.

Pi Sheng blushed, and faltered as he explained:

"My mother left early, I..."

Zhang Ze patted Pi Sheng's shoulder with a smile, and comforted him:
"It's okay, when we knew your surname Pi, we knew you were abnormal."

Zhang Chi also came over and patted him on the shoulder, looking at him tenderly, without saying anything.

Pi Sheng became anxious, and his voice became louder:

"What's wrong with the surname Pi? Why is the surname Pi abnormal? My surname Pi is very normal!"

This time it was Yun Yi and the others' turn to stare at me.

Yun Yi stuck out his tongue.

"Hey, what are a group of idiot boys talking about..."

Chen Shun, why did he hang out with them and talk about xpxp?

It's so annoying.

However, Yun Yi's ears perked up.

"I really want to hear what they're talking about."

Definitely not trying to inquire about someone's xp, absolutely not.

Damn, it's so quiet...

Did those boys not eat?
I don't even have the strength to speak...

"Yi Yi."

"Shh..."

Yun Yi made a silent gesture, and pinched Xiao Di's lips by the way.

Little Duck:? ? ?

Trying to get closer, Yun Yi finally heard something clearly.

Chen Shun: "It's different for me. For my girlfriend, she must first be able to repair Gundams, right?"

Yun Yi has a black face with question marks, and his head is full of question marks.

Has the current girlfriend world become involuntary like this?
But... I don't seem to know how to repair Gundam...

No, no, no, no, no!
What does it matter to him, Chen Shun, to find a girlfriend?
Yun Yi hurriedly sat upright, took a deep breath and meditated, and stopped eavesdropping on the obscene topics the boys were talking about.

However, the witty Xiao Di has already seen through everything.

"Yiyi?"

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"If you want to hear it then, just go and listen to it openly?"

"Xiao Di, what are you talking about? I don't understand what you mean, who wants to eavesdrop on them discussing xp!"

Xiao Di shook his head in amazement.

"Tsk tsk tsk... that's amazing, Yiyi, you are several times slower than before."

"What the hell?"

"You're still pretending, just now you almost turned over, you said you didn't eavesdrop? Who would believe it!"

"...Is it so obvious?"

Yun Yi was dejected, and to be honest, she didn't know why she wanted to hear it.

"Xiao Di, do you think I'm sick?"

"Auntie is not sick."

"You know that's not what I meant."

"Then you're simply in heat."

"..."

Xiao Di struggled to get off Yun Yi, sat down next to Yun Yi, and dragged the chair to Yun Yi's chair.

Quietly approaching Yun Yi, Xiao Di said softly:
"Yiyi, do you know how boys deal with it when they are in heat?"

Yun Yi blushed, and it took him a long time to say something as soft as a mosquito:
"Are you watching an action movie?"

Xiao Di laughed a few times.

"Yes, but everyone is an adult, why are you shy?"

Murder is just that.

"Hmph, Yiyi, don't forget what I'm best at..."

Yun Yi quickly covered his slightly painful chest to prevent Xiao Di from continuing to attack.

Yun Yi opened his mouth slightly, looking at his old deskmate as if meeting Xiao Di for the first time.

"So, you're an lsp too?"

"That's right! I'm telling you secretly, there are still some strong people in those who are difficult to lock..."

"Eh……?"

Yun Yi tried to fantasize about Chen Shun holding Zhang Chi in his arms, and couldn't help but feel nauseous, his five sense organs were all crowded together.

"Lin Xiaodi, you've become so strange..."

"Yiyi, why don't you come to my house tonight?"

"No, I'm not in heat again."

"Hey, it doesn't count if you said it yourself."

"It doesn't count if I say it myself, so what counts?" Yun Yi gave Xiao Di a speechless look.

Xiao Di's glasses reflect the light of wisdom.

She felt that Yiyi was in the stage of love at this moment, and she had abnormal curiosity towards Chen Shun.

Yiyi told herself that she had never been in love before.

Maybe now is the time to taste the pain of love.

Test it out.

"Yiyi, now what I say, you do what I say, so that you know."

"What do you say."

"You close your eyes."

Yun Yi obediently closed his eyes.

"When you close your eyes, who is the first person to appear?"

Yun Yi frowned, the first image that popped into his mind was Chen Shun making brown sugar water for himself...

"Yes... yes... Chen Shun."

Hehe, you guessed right, Aunt Xiaodi smiled.

"Then imagine that Brother Shun is walking towards you."

Yun Yi's brows furrowed even deeper. In his mind, Chen Shun, who had soaked brown sugar water for himself, walked towards him holding a steaming cup, and handed the cup to him gently.

Yun Yi's fingers moved slightly, as if he could feel the residual temperature of the day...

Xiao Di pushed his glasses, ready to zoom in.

"Continue to imagine, Brother Shun leaned over slightly, and stretched out his hand to gently hold your face."

Yun Yi continued to imagine that he took a sip of warm brown sugar water, and it was warm.

Then Chen Shun squatted down halfway, barely able to look at himself sitting on the chair, and then stretched out his hands to hold his face.

"How about it, imagine what he said to you softly, do you feel that your body is hot and hot?"

"..."

In Yunyi's imagination, Chen Shun held his face with a mouthful of brown sugar water in his hands, and said to himself with a suppressed smile:
"You pufferfish."

……

"Xiao Di..." Yun Yi's face was covered with a shadow.

"How is it? Do you feel your heart beating faster?" Xiao Di asked excitedly.

"Right now, I just want to kill Chen Shun!" Yun Yi trembled all over, gnashing his teeth.

　happy New Year everyone!Some book friends gave us a reward, we received it, and we will remember it~ I will put it together when there are more and thank you~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)