Flying Edge accidentally knocked down the witch

Chapter 33
Chen Jian is completely opposite to Chen Shun.

One is a genius cultivating immortals, and the other doesn't even have the lowest spiritual roots.

Chen Shun's grandfather, Chen Lu, called him a disgrace to the immortal family.

When Chen Jian was a child, because Chen Lu detected that he had no talent for cultivating immortals, he was often beaten.

At that time, every time Chen Lu asked Chen Jian to meditate, Chen Jian would go to study.

Because Chen Jian went to study instead of practicing, Chen Lu was so angry that he beat Chen Jian.

As soon as Chen Lu beat Chen Jian, Chen Jian cried and ran to study.

In this way, a three-year closed loop was formed, and Chen Lu finally gave up on Chen Jian, knowing that he was not suitable for cultivating immortals.

As a result, Chen Jian really fell in love with studying.

Relying on his own efforts, he successfully obtained a Ph.D. in physics at the age of 26.

Once out, I met Liu Qi, Chen Shun's mother.

After that, like the general public, get married and have children.

Because Chen Jian was the only son, Chen Lu thought that the method of cultivating immortals that had been passed down by his family for thousands of years would end in his own generation, when Chen Shun was born.

When he was young, Chen Shun grabbed Feijian in one go.

Chen Lu was overjoyed, and searched for the root of little Chen Shun, and found that it turned out to be the "children's spiritual root".

Afterwards, the saying of intergenerational relatives was vividly reflected in the Chen family.

Chen Shun was bullied, Chen Jian was beaten, Liu Qi complained to Chen Lu, Chen Jian was beaten, his chicken was killed by someone else's dog, and Chen Jian was beaten.

However, the members of the old Chen family all have a characteristic of the same strain, which is extremely optimistic and positive energy.

Therefore, Chen Jian is still very filial to Chen Lu, and takes time to go back to the mountains to visit the old man who seems to be more energetic than him.

Even though the Chen family never used immortal methods to make money, they naturally inherited a huge family business based on the accumulation of thousands of years of cultivation.

It's just that Chen Jian just acted as a hands-off shopkeeper, leaving the family business to his wife.

I tinkered with a research institute and invented some weird things all day long.

For example, the shoe lighter he is using now.

Chen Shun didn't know what made his father become what he is now.

Although Dad occasionally produces such stupid things as "solar chargers that can charge solar motors on cloudy days", the "future soldier"-themed equipment in his closet is also produced by Dad.

It was my 16th birthday present.

……

"Don't think he's just a lighter."

Chen Jian lay lazily on the sofa, showing a proud expression of "I'm awesome, come and praise me".

"Oh?"

Chen Shun cast an interested look, is there another way to say this broken leather shoe?
"Alright!"

Chen Jian pressed the toe of the leather shoe in his hand, and a strong white light shot out from it.

Chen Shun's eyes were dazzled, and he quickly covered his face in pain.

"So it's still a strong flashlight, right?"

"As expected of my son, you can guess it with your eyes closed."

"..."

Chen Shun suddenly felt that it would be better for Dad not to go home, and forget about harming those psychopaths like him in the research institute.

At times like this, Chen Shun especially missed that mother who seldom came home but was super gentle.

"Shun, my son, if you think that this leather shoe only has the functions of a lighter and a strong flashlight, you are wrong..."

Chen Jian exhaled a puff of smoke ring, excitedly explaining science.

"Actually, he is still a hair dryer, and the black uppers are all solar charging panels..."

click.

Huhuhuhu~
Even if Chen Shun covered his almost blinded fairy eyes, he could still imagine the scene of his father blowing his hair with leather shoes.

"Dad, if you have time, can you take a vacation?"

"What's the matter? Where will Dad take you to play? Just say it."

"No, I want to show you the Los Angeles Mental Hospital."

"???"

If Yun Yi was here, I'm afraid he wouldn't be wondering why Chen Shun's brain circuits are so strange occasionally.

Compared with his father, maybe Chen Shun has a genetic mutation...

"By the way, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"What's the matter? Come here and say, why are you so far away?"

Chen Jian pulled Chen Shun over and put his arms around Chen Shun's shoulders like a buddy.

"Go ahead."

"...Dad, guess who I met in class?"

"Meet your classmate?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Chen Shun rolled his eyes.

"Isn't that the nonsense question you asked first? How the hell did I guess who you met in class? The Terminator or Wolverine?" Chen Jian spread his hands in surprise.

"..."

Chen Shun raised his forehead, always feeling very tired.

"I met a witch."

"Hey, my institute has caught a werewolf."

"I'm serious!"

"It's true what I said."

"really!"

"Mine is real too!"

The corner of Chen Shun's mouth twitched, and he could not help but clenched his fists.

"Fart Chen! Believe it or not, I told Grandpa to beat you up!"

Chen Shun used his trump card.

By the way, Chen Dapi was Chen Lu's nickname for Chen Jian, because Chen Jian was often beaten when he was a child, and his buttocks were always swollen.

Although Chen Jian really wanted to scold him about whether he was big or small, but after thinking about his son, it was the first time he talked about female creatures and the word "female" with him.

In the past, he didn't even know whether his puppy was male or female.

Are you enlightened now?

"Is the witch you mentioned the one I understand?"

"Yes, it's the kind that flies on a broom in the sky."

"How did you meet?"

"When Yujian was dangling in the sky, it was too fast and knocked down..."

"???"

Chen Jian stubbed out the cigarette butt and buried himself in thought.

"Don't you tell me what you met in class?"

"That's right, I found out that she was my classmate after knocking her down!"

"Female classmate... what does she look like? Does she look good?"

"Oh, I have her photo here, let me show you."

Chen Shun excitedly took out his phone and clicked on the photo album.

……

These photos... Cough, the witch you mentioned, why doesn't it feel very serious?
Chen Jian patted Chen Shun on the shoulder, sighed, and said earnestly:
"Shun, I know you've grown up and have needs in that area, but you can't just fantasize about a girlfriend like this!"

"???"

Chen Shun was stunned.

"If you really like to look at this kind of photos, your father and I... I will give you the fine works I collected in college, so you don't just look at this kind of photos."

"???"

Two people are not on the same channel at all.

At this time, Chen Shun's mobile phone suddenly popped up a penguin message with the remark "Small Witch (Yun Yi)".

It was sent by Yun Yi.

Yun Yi: [Hey, see you on Saturday, don't be late, Great Sword Fairy~]
Yun Yi: [Good night]
Chen Shun scratched his arm, and replied "See you on Saturday" under Chen Jian's shocked gaze.

"This... is this the witch you mentioned? Is she really a classmate?"

Chen Jian was stunned. After all, with the name Yun Yi, Chen Jian still had an impression of it when he attended parent-teacher meetings before.

"Yes."

"Really a witch?"

"Yes."

"What does she mean by this news?"

"Oh, we made an appointment to watch the night together on Saturday night."

"Depend on!"

Chen Jian couldn't help but spit out a dirty word.

incredible!

Female classmates... this kind of ambiguous photos... and the date on the weekend night...

Surprised!The dog I have raised for 18 years may be spring!
witch... witch...

The witch is good, suitable to be captured as a daughter-in-law.

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