Flying Edge accidentally knocked down the witch

Chapter 260 Come back to your home planet, evil aunt!

So...he had found someone like this before?

Yun Yi happily chatted with the people around him, but in fact he was still using magic to secretly monitor the conversation between Chen Shun and Zhang Chi.

"I told you at the time, there is no such thing, and in the end I only found two anime for you..."

"Brother Chi, stop talking!"

Chen Shun quickly covered Zhang Chi's mouth, and looked towards Yun Yi with a guilty conscience.

Seeing that her back was facing him, she probably didn't notice this side, so she breathed a sigh of relief.

When I was young, I was fascinated by the little witch, and I did some shameful things, what's so strange?

As soon as Chen Shun sat beside Yun Yi, he noticed a strange look beside him.

"Finished talking?"

It wasn't Xingshi's eyes asking for guilt, Yun Yi just looked at Chen Shun with a look of "I see through you".

"Um……"

For some reason, being stared at by Yun Yi like this made him feel creepy.

"What did you guys talk about?"

"No...it's nothing, just some silly things from high school."

This Chen Shun did not lie.

"Oh? Tell me?"

"Ang, it's about Zhang Chi having a crush on Dong Dong who was in the next class back then, do you know?"

"And this?" Yun Yi was surprised, she really didn't know about it.

Sorry bro.

Chen Shun apologized to Zhang Chi in his heart.

In order to protect his secret, Chen Shun chose to betray his brother.

"Really, none of you know, he just told us about it." Chen Shun tried his best to pretend to be very mysterious, trying to convince Yun Yi that what he said was true.

In fact, Zhang Chi, Zhang Ze, Chen Shun, and Wang Rui, after playing ball in physical education class, each of them lay on the grass with an old popsicle, watching the girls in the next class run.

At that time, Zhang Chi just said: "Hey, have you noticed that Dongdong from Class [-] is actually pretty good-looking?"

After a few perfunctory sentences from the three of them, Zhang Chi also lost interest, and turned his attention to the beetle that crawled into his trouser leg.

Yun Yi rolled his eyes in his heart, this Chen Shun actually lied to himself!
"So, you two just got together and talked about the girl he had a crush on at Zhang Chi's engagement banquet? Do you think I believe your nonsense." Yun Yi crossed her chest and looked at Chen Shun with narrowed eyes.

"If you say that you are asking Zhang Chi when he and Fanfan will have their wedding, then I can still believe it."

Trigger keywords, wedding.

Yun Yi calmly emphasized the word wedding a little bit more.

But Chen Shun was so focused on the secret that telling him that he would die in front of the little witch, he didn't notice Yun Yi's express at all.

Although this secret, she already knew.

"Zhang Chi said, pick a date to get married next year, such as May 5 or something."

"Hmph, he must just want to save a gift? In the future, the 520 gift can be given together with the wedding anniversary gift."

The trigger keyword is marriage.

"You wouldn't choose a day like this to save my anniversary present, would you?"

This is already stated.

Chen Shun may or may not have understood.

Yun Yi only saw his eyes move slightly, and he slightly opened his mouth to say something, but in the end, he changed the words.

"When did I miss your gift?"

"That's true……"

Yun Yi thought about it carefully, Chen Shun did not miss his own gift.

"Forget it, wait for me to think about it and see what kind of date we can set!"

"I'll listen to you."

Chen Shun nodded, but there were countless thoughts surging in his heart.

It seems that the little witch really couldn't bear it anymore?
From the time the two of them went out together until now, they have said a lot about marriage in front of themselves, either obliquely or straightforwardly.

It's not that Chen Shun didn't take this matter to heart, but has been secretly preparing it.

I didn't tell her all the time, I just wanted to surprise her.

Yun Yi blinked, thinking that since the hint is not good, he should directly express it.

"Chen Shun, look at this blue dragon, how red it is steamed! It's as red as a red hijab!"

The little witch grabbed a green dragon, tore off a pincer, and put it into Chen Shun's bowl.

"Look at this onion ring, does it look like an engagement ring?"

This time, he picked up an onion ring and put it on his ring finger, not thinking it would dirty his little hands.

And opened his mouth in front of Chen Shun to bite off and eat.

"Look, these two groupers are actually the same size~ and they both have two eyes and one mouth. Tell me, did they get caught just after they got married... so pitiful."

Chen Shun only felt the pressure was great.

"Zhang Chi still wants to toast, he definitely can't drink so much, I'll help him drink some."

After finishing speaking, he stood up, came to Zhang Chi's side, grabbed the wine glass in his hand and drank it down in one gulp.

"Tsk, ran away now?"

Since Chen Shun is ruthless, then don't blame her little witch for not talking about martial arts!
Yun Yi conceived a vicious plan in his mind.

She decided that when she was sleeping at night, she would whisper this secret back and forth to him a hundred times secretly in his ear!

See if he dies of embarrassment.

Enraged to death, Yun Yi angrily put garlic scallops into his mouth.

The aroma explodes in the mouth.

A hint of surprise flashed in Yun Yi's eyes.

This is delicious...

How about... Put a few in Chen Shun's bowl, and you can still eat it when he comes back. Otherwise, seeing Zhang Chi toasting so much, by the time he comes back, the garlic scallops will have been eaten long ago .

Before he knew it, there was a mountain of food piled up on the plate in Chen Shun's empty seat.

On the contrary, Yun Yi himself didn't eat much.

It seems that just collecting delicious food for her boyfriend there has already satisfied her.

……

An engagement banquet, the guests and the host enjoyed themselves.

By the time the show ended, the sky had already darkened.

Because of drinking, the car couldn't be driven, so Chen Shun could only call to ask who was nearby in the family and help drive the car home.

And he was walking in the sunset with Yun Yi.

The little witch's face looked extraordinarily red under the setting sun.

"you've been drinking?"

"Well, a little bit~" Yun Yi pinched his fingers and made a gesture of a little bit.

Then, he blinked a little guilty, looked up at Chen Shun, and asked, "You won't be angry, will you?"

"Why am I angry?"

"I... drink."

"This is a happy day, what's wrong with drinking some wine? How can I be angry because of this."

"Then... can you ride me home on an e-donkey?"

"???"

Is there any relationship between the two?

Even after being together for five years, Chen Shun often couldn't keep up with the little witch's brain circuit.

As for Yun Yi, it was just that his eyes suddenly caught the small shared eDonkey standing beside the street.

"Well, it's not as handsome as the one I bought at the time."

"But I want to sit."

Chen Shun took out his mobile phone and scanned a shared eDonkey.

Taking a brief look at the scope of returning the car, which almost covered the entire city of Los Angeles, Chen Shun thought...

Since the car can be returned in the urban area of ​​Luocheng, it means...he can take Yun Yi to any place in the urban area.

As for electricity?
He is a cultivator in the foundation period, if he can't generate electricity, he will still be an immortal with a hammer.

"Get in the car, hold on tight."

"I don't!" Yun Yi turned his head.

Playing petty temper again.

"Aren't you going to sit in the back? Why don't you sit in front of me like that kid?"

Chen Shun pointed not far away. A six or seven-year-old boy got into the arms of a middle-aged man and stood holding the eDonkey's rearview mirror.

He was still yelling beeps, as if he was riding a bicycle himself.

After Yun Yi saw it, he rolled his eyes at Chen Shun, feeling that his motives were impure.

"I sit in the back, but I don't want to hug you today."

"Why!?" Chen Shun suddenly became nervous.

Riding an e-Donkey for a ride with your girlfriend is a very romantic and interesting thing.

I still remember back then when I sat in the back seat and hugged my little witch, those cunning little hands still liked to commit crimes everywhere.

Now he wanted to relive that feeling.

Unexpectedly, the little witch turned out!Don't want to hug yourself anymore?
"Why? Didn't I always hug you tightly when I didn't let you hug me?"

Yun Yi blushed, and quickly explained:
"You drank today!"

"I can drive the smell away."

With a wave of Chen Shun's hand, the smell of alcohol on his body dissipated in the air with the evening wind.

"You...you still lied to me today. Anyway, you made me angry today. I don't want to hug you anymore!"

"Why did I panic?" Chen Shun shouted innocently.

Yun Yi gritted his teeth and looked around, walked up to Chen Shun with a blushing face, tiptoed and whispered in his ear:
"When you were in high school, you secretly asked Zhang Chi to...see the witch's dick!"

"You think I didn't hear it, but I actually heard it clearly."

"Later when I asked you, you still lied to me!"

Chen Shun's face changed when Yun Yi said the words "witch's **".

His toes were tightly digging at the soles of his shoes. At this moment, he even wished that he could break through to the realm of Hedao, and then break through the realm and soar.

This earth can't stand for a second.

"You...I...I..." Chen Shun blushed, trying to explain in a hurry, but in the end he couldn't even utter a complete word.

"It turns out that at that time, you actually had this kind of thought about me..."

Yun Yi hugged herself with both hands, looking a little on guard.

But his face was very shy, and there was a sense of temptation in his eyes, "what's the point of seeing the fuck, just tell me if you want it".

Chen Shun never felt that his face could be so hot.

He turned around in place several times in discomfort, his body felt as if there were countless little witches, holding her hair ends and gently drawing circles on his skin.

"So I won't hug you today, I'm going to sit with your back on my back!"

Yun Yi climbed into the back seat of the eDonkey backwards, then patted the front seat, signaling Chen Shun to start the car quickly.

Chen Shun's expression changed, and he opened his mouth to say something, but when he saw Yun Yi's eyes of "Stop talking, I understand you~", he swallowed the words again.

This time he lost.

Completely defeated.

"Then you have to hold on tight, and don't fall down secretly."

"I won't fall down secretly. I must have made a loud noise when I fell, okay? I'm afraid of pain."

"Then don't fall!"

"I can't help myself. What if there is a pit and the car bumps and I fall down?"

"..."

"Don't worry, I will try my best not to fall, just drive more steadily!"

Chen Shun had no choice but to start slowly, and drove the little witch through the streets of Los Angeles.

All along, his back was either feeling the softness of the little witch pressing against him, or she was drawing with her fingers on his back. Now, it was the first time that his back was pressed against his back.

With Chen Shun on his back, Yun Yi quietly took out a small box from his small bag.

Inside is a custom-made ring, without diamonds, but a flying sword horizontally.

This was what she could have wanted at the time, and it was a more suitable style.

After attending Zhang Chi's engagement banquet today, looking at the loving picture of the two made her yearn for marriage more and more intense.

When he got home, he threw himself on him, rode on him, took out the ring, and proposed.

If he resists, just pull him to double cultivation.

Putting the ring back into the bag, Yun Yi grabbed the railing at the end of the e-Donkey and looked at the gorgeous street scene around him.

This novel feeling of going backwards is very wonderful.

It didn't take long for Yun Yi to like this feeling.

……

After a while, their car caught up with the kid and his father's eDonkey.

As a result, it happened that a little witch was sitting upside down, and a child was standing on the front pedal, and they met eyes.

The child has fierce eyes: what are you staring at?

Yun Yi stared back: What are you looking at?
The kid rolled his eyes.

Yun Yi made a grimace back.

The child is angry and feels humiliated.

Yun Yi smiled and looked at the child.

The child made an even more exaggerated grimace.

Yun Yi replied with a "disgusted, that's it?" expression.

The child became even more angry, and let go of the hand that was holding the eDonkey. He imitated the trick he had just learned from TV, put his palms together, pushed them out, and made a Turtle Wave Qigong.

In conjunction with his gritted teeth expression, he is indeed somewhat similar to the original character.

While making waves, he also silently shouted the name of the move.

How could Yun Yi suffer this kind of grievance?
When she was young, she shouted the name of the moves much louder than him!
Yun Yi also leaned on his wrist, closed it and pushed it out, and secretly used a little magic.

So, in the eyes of that child, two light waves, one black and one white, really came out from his hand and the hand of the big sister opposite!

His is white.

After a brief shock, the little boy's eyes were filled with excitement and surprise.

He looked at his hands obsessively, as if he felt some kind of miraculous power in his body.

So...he waved even harder.

Yun Yi also regained his momentum, confronting the little boy not far away in the back seat.

"What are you doing?" Chen Shun asked curiously when he felt the rustling movement behind him.

"I'm confronting an evil spirit from outside the territory." Yun Yi replied angrily.

"???"

"Damn it, he's so powerful, I'm going to lose!"

Under Yun Yi's intentional control, the black light wave in her palm finally lost to the white light wave in the little boy's hand.

The little boy excitedly increased his strength until his white light waves completely engulfed the black light waves.

Yun Yi very cooperatively showed the painful appearance of being defeated.

"Haha!" The little boy laughed out loud.

Then the old father who couldn't bear it knocked a chestnut.

The middle-aged man took a meaningful look at the strange girl on the back seat of the electric donkey in front of him, thinking that she might be a fool.

In order not to let his son play with fools, he twisted the handle and accelerated past Chen Shun and Yun Yi's shared eDonkey.

When passing by them, the little boy covered his head and shouted loudly to Yun Yi:

"Go back to your home planet, evil aunt!"

"What!!! Ah... Auntie!??"

　I strongly recommend an urban dog food article "Fake Girlfriend Is a Superstar" written by a friend. I am reading it myself. It is so well written that I want to copy it.

　　


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