Flying Edge accidentally knocked down the witch

Chapter 198 My brain hasn't grown yet!

"This... this?" There were intermittent horrified voices from the leather case.

He found that among the three Dijias present, he was actually the ugliest and least reductive one!

Why do their leather cases look so good?

When did they replace it?

It seemed that a burst of light appeared just now, and they transformed!
"Brother Chen, you... No, where did you buy this leather case? Can you introduce me to the store?" The leather case asked softly.

"Scared!" Red Tiga stared at him.

"Scared!" Blue Dijia stared at him.

"Shrimp...shrimp?" Dijia the leather case tried.

"Scared!" Red Tiga nodded.

"Scared!" Blue Tiga nodded.

"Scared!" Dijia in the leather case followed suit.

Then he was patted on the shoulder by two Tijias on the left and right.

Yes, children can be taught.

Yun Yi sat silently on a seat not far away, with his head down and his palms covering his face.

His toes gripped the soles of his shoes tightly.

so embarrassing...

But you must not let people think that you have something to do with those two giants of light...

"Yiyi! Did you see Xiaobai? Where did he go?"

Li Mei's voice came from the door of the store, and Yun Yi quickly coughed violently, reminding the two of them.

Chen Shun and Xiaobai understood, and each removed the illusion.

The originally cool image of the giant of light quietly faded away, and the two returned to their original appearance.

Even if you can't see the expression on the face of the young man inside the holster Tiga, you can see his stupefaction and shock from his posture.

Even wiped his eyes on the hood in disbelief.

what just happened?
Aren't the two giants of light standing beside me?

How come it's human again now?

Could it be that their energy is insufficient?
But just now, didn't you see their color timers blinking?

Or... Is everything just now just an illusion?

"Scared!?" He stepped forward, holding Chen Shun tightly, trying to struggle to his death.

Just now, isn't that how the three of them communicated?

"Brother, do you believe in light?" Chen Shun turned to him solemnly and said.

"I believe, I have always believed!"

The holster made a trembling sound, tightly clutching Chen Shun's arm.

He believed in his eyes, it must not be a hallucination just now!
This... This is very likely to be a human body!

"Then, you can also become light." As he said that, Chen Shun suddenly exuded a sacred and soft light of kindness.

Even in the leather case, the man could feel that he was bathed in the warm sun of early spring.

With this miraculous power, you still say that you are not a human body?
After finishing speaking, Chen Shun and Xiao Bai turned and left.

Dijia in the leather case trotted for two steps. He wanted to catch up, but finally stopped. He asked in a daze:

"Can I become light too?"

"Believe in yourself, you can do it."

Hearing the encouraging voice in front of him, the man in the leather case burst into tears.

Yun Yi turned her head in embarrassment. She clearly saw the expression on Chen Shun's face, and she couldn't hold back her laughter!

Even Xiaobai, who is honest and responsible, is beaming with joy.

These two guys...

"Xiaobai, where did you go?"

Li Mei finally saw Xiao Bai, she hurried forward with a bag of clothes in her arms, complaining why he came out without waiting for her.

"Hmm... I thought Brother Shun might be in a hurry, so I came out to find them first."

"Then wait for me to come out together! Nuo, this is the coat I picked out for you."

Li Mei just wanted to stuff a bag of clothes in her hand to Xiao Bai, but seeing that he was already carrying big and small bags, she had no choice but to continue holding them.

"I picked it for me? Student Li Mei, didn't you agree that you pick one for yourself and I'll give it to you as a thank you gift for bothering you so much today?" Xiaobai's face was a little anxious, obviously pretending to Li Mei There was some displeasure in advocating that his will be ignored.

"No, the clothes here are too expensive, I can't ask for this thank you gift." Li Mei said seriously: "Also, you can no longer tell others the mobile phone payment password like today!"

"What's going on?" Chen Shun and Yun Yi posted it curiously, they could smell the melon.

"Let me tell..." Li Mei hugged her clothes and sat down on a chair to rest.

"After the two of us entered the store, let's go to the men's clothing section. We picked out some suitable clothes for Xiaobai, and then Xiaobai asked me to pick some myself. When the time comes, he will check out and pay together..."

Li Mei cleared her throat with a helpless expression on her face.

"Then Xiaobai said that he was not very good at operating, so he told me the password, asked me to pay, and asked me to choose something he liked, and he ran out by himself..."

"Of course I can't take it anymore, so I went back and picked out another coat for him, and then I chased him out..."

To be honest, when she saw a large string of zeros on the balance, she almost couldn't hold on to this mobile phone that was just bought a day ago!

"It's just some clothes, classmate Li Mei, you..."

"Okay, there is also a cheap area over there, all the clothes I like are there, go there and pick some, and you can send them to me, okay?" Li Mei quickly suggested.

Here you can find franchised stores of big brands, all of which are relatively expensive products.

If you really want him to give it to you, you can't hold it securely.

Although he told Xiaobai beforehand that these prices were more expensive, he didn't seem to care much about them.

"Everything you like is over there, isn't it... okay." Xiao Bai's slightly frowned brows eased away.

The two barely reached a consensus.

"Don't give your payment password to others easily in the future, okay? If you're like this, you won't even know that you've been tricked into being raised at home by others!" Li Mei warned earnestly.

Although he said that he and Brother Shun were acquainted, and he also met Xiaobai through Brother Shun, but he was too easy to trust people, right?
How can you tell others the payment password with a long string of zeros displayed on the balance on the first day of meeting?
If you are a gold digger, why don't you eat him to death?
"Cheated to the house!? Raise it!?" Xiaobai looked terrified.

After that, he seemed to think of something, and suddenly looked at Chen Shun, and then at Li Mei.

Isn't what she said, what Brother Shun did?

Want to sell myself to this Meimei!

Why did I trust her inexplicably?Is it because she is Shun's brother and sister-in-law's friend?
Are people in Los Angeles playing so perverted?Even raise people?

"Student Li Mei, you...wouldn't have tricked me into raising me at home, would you?" He asked in panic.

Li Mei was slightly taken aback, then twitched the corners of her mouth, her eyes wandered into the distance.

"Ahaha...how come, of course I won't trick you into raising a football team at home...haha~"

"That's good. Earlier, I thought you were the buyer that brother Shun was looking for..." Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, and patted his chest.

"What buyer?"

"No... nothing."

Chen Shun and Yun Yi narrowed their eyes and shook their heads neatly.

Meimei is so arrogant.

He clearly wanted to take him home directly.

Yun Yi secretly touched Chen Shun with his elbow, put his head next to his ear, rolled his eyes and whispered:
"Would you like to lure me home to raise me?"

"I don't raise it, you can eat it so well."

"Then I will support you?" Yun Yi was not angry, knowing that Chen Shun was a little shy.

He is upright in his mouth and body.

"It's not easy for you to feed yourself, how can you feed me?"

"Hmph, I can cook fried rice with eggs, okay?" She said angrily.

It's just tasteless, but you can still be full after eating.

"I'm not going to lure you home."

"Then how are you going to bring me home?" Yun Yi chuckled lightly, guessing that what Chen Shun should have said was marrying home.

Hey.

If he proposes marriage now, should he agree?
"I'll find a sack, put it on your head, and carry it home!" Chen Shun laughed.

"Oh...then you have to find a firmer one. Ordinary sacks won't work. I'll struggle."

"Ok?"

"Of course, you'd better prepare some delicious food and put it on the ground. I will eat it by myself when I see it. It's better to bring some rope and tie my hands and feet so that I can't move around... ..."

"That's right, it's a punishment." Chen Shun praised.

"By the way, shall we go in and buy some clothes too? I'll buy them for you."

"I don't want it, I want to go to the cheap area to buy it too!" Yun Yi shook his head resolutely.

"What?"

"Saving you money!"

"You seem to enjoy saving me money."

"That's not right, I have to try my best to prove that I am well-fed, so that you can bring me home!" Yun Yi blinked, nodded slightly, and made a cute face at Chen Shun with her tongue out.

Chen Shun rolled his Adam's apple, really wanting to hug her and kiss her hard.

"By the way, what were you doing here just now? I seem to have seen someone here?" Li Mei asked suddenly.

"Oh...they, they worked together to protect the dream of a grown man?" Yun Yi raised his head and murmured.

Dijia in the leather case has put away all his shooting props, and even ran to the toilet to take off the leather case.

He hid the divine light stick used by Chen Shun in the inner pocket of his left chest, muttering words.

Then, with trembling hands, he took out the mobile phone that had been arranged earlier.

The bizarre things I have experienced have become memories, and I can’t tell whether they are hallucinations or reality, but the recordings recorded by the mobile phone camera can’t be faked, right?
His heart was pounding, and as an arcane fan for more than ten years, he firmly believed in the power of light.

The phone recorded a few minutes of video.

He exhaled hot breath, forced himself to calm down, and clicked the play button.

However... the camera seems to be broken. Although the sound was recorded, there was no picture at all.

It was as if some kind of dark magic had wrapped itself around the lens.

But after careful inspection, I found that the phone camera was clean and there was nothing.

What a strange thing...

……

……

"Yiyi, shall we go to become a monk?"

"Meimei, why are you crazy? I don't want to go out. It's almost as good as I get married."

"But it's easy to make money being a Taoist priest..."

"He is a Taoist priest who has been passed down for thousands of years. If you become a monk, you can be regarded as a little nun at best." Yun Yi poured a basin of cold water.

The four of them chatted and came to the parity area of ​​the mall.

The number of products here is naturally much more than the franchise store that Xiaobai visited before.

As a bumpkin from a small county town, Xiaobai even felt a little dizzy.

Fortunately, classmate Li Mei is proficient in dressing and keeping up with the trend. The clothes she chooses are not fancy but also fit well. Xiaobai can't help but praise her, and lament that it's lucky that she led the way on this trip.

Li Mei blushed, and worked harder to choose clothes for Xiao Bai.

As for the matter that he said before that he would give her clothes, she had long since forgotten about it.

Chen Shun also wandered around the women's clothing area with the little witch.

She was bouncing forward with her hands behind her back, and it could be seen that she was in a good mood.

Yun Yi twisted up a light blue dress, stroked the fabric, and said to himself:
"Don't think I like to save money for you, but in fact, I spend money lavishly."

She knew that Chen Shun was by her side.

"Many of my witch costumes are actually custom-made from fixed shops, which are very valuable."

"Chen Shun, does this look good?" She compared the dress to her body and asked with her head tilted.

"It doesn't look good."

"why?"

"There are too many leaks, don't wear them."

Chen Shun's serious look made Yun Yi cover his mouth and smile, saying that it was not good-looking, but in fact he didn't want him to wear it.

"Aren't all suspender dresses like this? There's nothing strange about it."

Having said that, he still hung it back to its original position and didn't take a second look.

"What about this one?" Yun Yi picked out another dress with sleeves.

"Skirts are too short, so don't wear them."

"Then... what if I only wear it for you to see?"

"Hmm... If you can match it with double black silk, you can consider it." Chen Shun's face was not red and his heart was beating.

"Good idea!" Yun Yi hung it back like throwing away a hot potato.

What do you say with double black silk? If I really wear it according to his request, I am afraid that I will be eaten by him when I appear in front of him!
Although there are quite a lot of clothes that I think are pretty good, there are really not many that I like. The two of them walked around for a long time, but they didn't buy any clothes.

Most of the couple clothes here are very low and ugly, and there is no desire to buy them at all.

"You're still saving me money? You didn't buy anything."

"Then don't buy it."

"Wouldn't that mean you went shopping for nothing?"

"What's wrong with your witch-sama shopping? You should be so grateful, my stupid follower."

Yun Yi conveniently grabbed a headband from his side.

He put it on his head, and then pulled Chen Shun to move on.

But suddenly no matter how you pull it, it won't move.

"what happened?"

"Yun Yi, let's buy the headband on your head, shall we?"

"Ok?"

Yun Yi raised his arms in surprise, trying to take off the headband, but was stopped by Chen Shun.

He had already pulled out his phone and snapped several photos.

The little witch trotted to the dressing mirror, only then did she see clearly that the headband she had just casually put on was a cat ear style.

Because Yun Yi has black hair, and today she is wearing a black witch costume, with black hair and white cat ears, she looks very much like the catgirls in those animations.

"Chen Shun, do you like cat girls?"

"No, I like you."

"Well... I like you too." Yun Yi replied shyly.

"I mean, I like you like this. Didn't someone say you were a cat demon before?"

"The cat demon is not a cat girl!"

"Almost, they're all fairies anyway." Chen Shun waved his hand, signaling Yun Yi not to care about these details.

"That……"

With his hands behind his back, Yun Yi slowly swayed to Chen Shun's side.

"Want me to meow?" She leaned slightly and looked at Chen Shun with a smile.

"Or, climb up your quilt in the morning like this to wake you up?" Yun Yi gently pinched the corner of her skirt.

"Or, to make breakfast for you wearing an apron like this?" She imitated the action of using a spatula.

"Why do you understand so well?" Chen Shun moistened his dry throat.

Just now I imagined the scenes that Yun Yi said, and I was almost defeated by the demon again.

"Xiao Di taught me!" She puffed up her chest and said confidently.

And Xiao Di, who was forgotten by them, was looking at the computer screen with a smirk at his home at this time, and he didn't know what new movie he was watching.

"Anyway, whatever looks good, I'm definitely going to buy this headband."

"Oh, man."

She took off the cat ear headband, tiptoed and stretched out her hand to put it on top of Chen Shun's head.

Hmm... that looks weird.

"Chen Shun, you meow."

"Meow."

Yun Yi made a gesture that made him want to vomit, and Chen Shun wrinkled his nose unhappily.

But her next sentence made him confused again.

"Buy two."

"why?"

"Can't I change the belt?"

"Okay, then buy two."

……

……

When the four met again, Yun Yi and Chen Shun only bought two headbands of the same style, as well as some weird gadgets.

For example, it looks like a sausage, but it is actually a fountain pen.

On the other hand, Xiaobai and Li Mei, big and small bags were piled up all over the floor.

"You two are finally here... Hurry up and help us get some, there are too many, we can't even get them!" Li Mei panted.

Growing up so big, it was the first time for her to go shopping until she was about to collapse.

It was also the first time I was so excited to buy clothes.

And it was for a boy I just met.

Of course, there are also her own clothes in it.

When choosing clothes for Xiaobai, he kept whispering about it in her ears. In the end, she had no choice but to choose two sets. After forcing Xiaobai to shut up, she devoted herself to men's clothing again. in the ocean.

While picking and complaining about why there are so few styles of men's clothing.

Xiaobai's arms, as well as his neck, were densely covered with paper bags.

"Brother Shun, why don't you go home first?" He cast a helpless look at Chen Shun.

He can only wink now, and Chen Shun can't see other places.

"Then take you to the apartment!"

"Let's go!" Yun Yi volunteered, helped Xiao Bai and Li Mei carry a lot of bags, and walked crookedly.

"You're going the wrong way, this way!" Chen Shun hurriedly shouted.

The little witch paused, turned around with difficulty, trotted back crookedly, and only smiled silly at him when she reached Chen Shun's side.

"You weren't a Lu Chi before?" Chen Shun was puzzled.

Is it because I go home with her every day, and she just needs to be by my butt, so things have become indistinguishable?

Although during this period of time, I am indeed more familiar with the road from school to Yunyi's house than returning to my own home.

"Report sir, my brain hasn't matured yet!" Yun Yi said solemnly.

(End of this chapter)