Flying Edge accidentally knocked down the witch

Chapter 159 You Can Only Eat One Bite!
"My sister's grades back then were not as good as mine. She could get into Luo University, and I could get into papers with my feet!"

Yun Yi stepped on the short roadside teeth, barely taller than Chen Shun.

"Aren't you ticklish when writing papers with your feet?"

"That's right, in order to go to a university with someone, bear it."

Yun Yi pulled his cuff out of Chen Shun's hand, and flicked it carelessly.

"Don't let me go, if you don't, then I will laugh at you for the rest of my life." She looked serious.

It's a joke, but in fact, he must have remembered this grudge.

Remember a lifetime grudge.

She doesn't want a long-distance relationship.

"You're underestimating me! I'm afraid you don't know how terrifying it is for a cultivator to calm down!" Chen Shun met Yun Yi's eyes not to be outdone.

"Really?" Yun Yi laughed jokingly.

She jumped down from Dao Yazi and approached Chen Shun.

"Then let me see what it's like for you to calm down."

She leaned over slightly and put her ear on Chen Shun's left chest, as if she wanted to hear Chen Shun's heartbeat.

Plop, plop, plop.

It is clearly jumping very fast.

"It seems that you can't calm down~" She tilted her head sideways and looked at Chen Shun with a smile.

"Yeah, I have a demon in my heart." Chen Shun replied resentfully.

It's all because of this little witch who walks around her every day.

"Demon, what is that?" Yun Yi was curious.

"It's you. When I dreamed of you for the first time, my Dao heart almost collapsed."

Recalling the first time he dreamed of Yun Yi, Chen Shun was still very scared.

"Dreamed of me for the first time? So besides my nightmare magic, you have dreamed of me?"

What Chen Shun said surprised Yun Yi.

She thought that the nightmare magic she set up would give Chen Shun a super novel experience, but she didn't expect that it was not the first time for him!
Damn... I really want to know what he dreamed about for the first time.

Do you want to find a way to get it out of his mouth?

"Nightmare magic?" Chen Shun frowned, looking at Yun Yi suspiciously.

"Ah?" Yun Yi was stunned.

Did she just mention nightmare magic?

It seems that... I really said it.

Yun Yi flicked his cuff, stretched out his small hand from it, and tightly covered his mouth.

"So the so-and-so dream in the second half was really the work of you, the scumbag witch?" Chen Shun said coldly.

Yun Yi rolled his eyes, raised the corners of his mouth, and looked up at the sky.

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"Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you used such dirty magic for a pure swordsman like me?"

"No, if you don't believe me, do you want to feel it?" Yun Yi raised her chest slightly and winked at him.

Chen Shun just wanted to reprimand her a few more words, but suddenly his words stuck in his throat.

"really?"

"I lied to you." She quickly zipped up Chen Shun's jacket, covering her body tightly.

A trace of regret flashed in Chen Shun's eyes.

The crumb witch is real crumbs.

Molesting people is also really skilled.

"Besides, what kind of dirty magic, how do you talk, obviously you will enjoy it to death later, and you will be dissatisfied with your desire..."

Yun Yi hurriedly defended his nightmare magic, clearly that Chen Shun liked that dream, and he wanted to pretend to be noble.

Mouth and body integrity, arrogant!

"I'm not, I don't, don't slander me indiscriminately, I'm an upright sword fairy." Chen Shun raised his hand three times.

"Just lie to yourself, my magic is constructed according to the most real desire in your heart!"

Chen Shun refuted feebly, but was ruthlessly exposed by Yun Yi.

"So, apart from finding someone to fight, all you have in your mind is treating me like this or that. Is it wrong for me to call you a pervert? Ang?"

"Did you know that there are actually four ways to write the word "fennel" in fennel beans?"

Chen Shun's expression changed for a while, and finally he sneakily touched Yun Yi's side, and asked her an inexplicable question.

"Hehe." Yun Yi didn't speak, just stepped on his teeth, slightly lowered his head and looked at him with a sneer.

A gesture that I just watch you perform.

Chen Shun imitated Yun Yi, rolled his eyes, raised the corners of his mouth, and looked up at the sky.

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It's just that the expression Chen Shun made was just like the big teacher's gesture of knocking his head and sticking his tongue out, not cute at all.

On the contrary, it is extremely sand sculpture.

Yun Yi took a few steps away from Chen Shun in disgust.

"Well, I didn't want to admit it at first, but now I have a showdown, and I'm also an LSP." Chen Shun was suddenly discouraged, hanging his head in frustration.

He also liked the fragrant and soft body of the little witch.

"It's true that men are abnormal, just admit it openly, how can I not follow you? It's just a dream anyway, next time if you think about it, just tell me and I'll cast a spell on you..." Yun Yi Softly comforted.

"What about you, since it's the dream you set up, the you in the dream also act according to your will?"

"Ah ha ha cough cough... this..." Yun Yi faltered and couldn't answer for a long time.

She was really right for Chen Shun, the idiot, she was the one who was awake all the time.

That dream actually not only satisfied Chen Shun's obsession, but also satisfied some of her own desires to a large extent.

"After all, I never fantasized about a Yun Yi who doesn't know me at all." Chen Shun suddenly regained his energy, probably because he felt that he had discovered a blind spot.

"Hehe, you're very smart, Holmes Shun, if you say more, I won't be in your dreams next time."

Yun Yi intends to end Chen Shun's complacent reasoning in this way.

She knew that Chen Shun definitely wanted to experience that dream again.

"Hehe, do you think that only you witches know dream magic? I have also learned the Taoism of "Dream Ten Years". When the time comes, I will secretly use it for you!"

Chen Shun straightened his back proudly. How could he, a great practitioner, lose to the witch in terms of spells?

""Ten years of big dreams"? Your ten years can't be the real ten years, right?" Yun Yihu questioned.

"Ten years is just a fictitious finger. In fact, it can be a hundred years, or a thousand years. At that time, I will directly enter your dream, marry you and have children..."

Chen Shun self-consciously began to describe the major life events he and Yun Yi would spend together in the ten years in the dream.

Didn't notice at all, the face of the witch beside her was getting redder and redder.

"Hmm... whoever gets married and has children, bah." Yun Yi blushed, lowered her head and spat.

To have children... In the future, it seems that she can only give birth to daughters for Chen Shun.

Maybe there is no way to continue the Chen family. A little sword fairy has come out...

Yun Yi was secretly distressed, feeling that her nightmare magic was a process, while Chen Shun's ten-year dream was the result.

Perhaps, the combination of the dreams of the two is a real life.

"In this dream of yours, will the caster retain the memory after waking up?" Yun Yi asked suddenly.

"This, of course, can keep the memory." Chen Shun was very proud.

Yun Yi nodded, and began to have a lot of expectations about Chen Shun secretly performing a spell on himself.

I hope Chen Shun will not be too timid, and use it directly on himself if he has the opportunity.

Let yourself see what kind of interesting stories will happen between the two in the future.

Ten years, you must have walked with him, right?
If it wasn't him at that time, after he woke up, he must be caught and beaten severely.

accuse him of why he abandoned himself.

Not even in a dream!

"Then when will you use it on me?"

There was a trace of expectation in Yun Yi's eyes.

Chen Shu squeezed his face.

This little witch's habit is a bit unique, does she like to gnaw on people in her dreams?
The previous dream probably only lasted two or three hours. If it was a real big dream for ten years, wouldn't I let her eat it for ten years?
Fortunately, her tongue is not barbed like that of Fat Tiger, otherwise she would have to gnaw herself into bones.

"I'll use it tonight, how about it?"

Yun Yi didn't flinch at all, and even kept urging Chen Shun to use spells on him as soon as possible.

"If you let me use it, I will use it. Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me?"

"Jianshu~" Yun Yi changed into a sweet voice and called out delicately.

Yun Yi's light and empty cuffs suddenly wrapped around Chen Shun's arm.

She held Chen Shun tightly with her two little hands hidden in her cuffs.

Chen Shun had goose bumps all over his body, and he used all his strength to squeeze the soles of his shoes tightly.

Yun Yi hugged Chen Shun's arm and shook it. Occasionally, the slightly raised softness would squeeze Chen Shun, and Chen Shun didn't know how to refuse for a while.

"Why are you dreaming? My ten-year dream is not as fun as your nightmare magic." Chen Shun explained stiffly.

His ten-year dream is more like the result of a natural deduction of the future.

Although it will also be subject to the subjective influence of both the caster and the castee, the impact is not too great.

This is also related to the system of Chen Shun's practice. Their cultivators are more likely to deduce the future and capture the secrets of heaven.

"Then how about I use nightmare magic on you, and then you use dream magic on me for ten years?" Yun Yi threw out a proposal that seemed very fair.

"……let me consider it."

Chen Shun was lost in thought.

This is better than buying and selling, doesn't it seem like a loss?
Compared with his ten-year dream, Chen Shun must prefer Yun Yi's magic, of course, the same is true for Yun Yi.

"Deal!" Chen Shun agreed with Yun Yi's proposal with a slap of his leg.

Yun Yi nodded in satisfaction.

She wanted to see the day when she and Chen Shun received the certificate.

Before they knew it, the two had wandered to the bank of the moat in Los Angeles.

Yun Yi said that he wanted to eat at the food stall at the end of the street.

Chen Shun said that one was unhygienic, and the other was that the two had just finished eating.

Yun Yi puffed up, and Chen Shun couldn't help it, so he ran to buy two of the largest roast sausages, and stuffed them into Yun Yi's hands one by one.

As for why you bought two, they are still the largest size?
Because he was sure that Yun Yi couldn't eat it, and he would definitely leave it to himself to solve it in the end.

Then rounding it up is equivalent to buying it for yourself.

If you eat it by yourself, you must have the largest sausage!
The surface of the river was rippled like fish scales by the autumn wind, and Yun Yi couldn't help tightening his coat.

Chen instantly passed a beam of warm aura.

The difference from the previous night talk under the embankment was that the grass on the embankment had already started to turn yellow, and there were many fallen leaves that came from nowhere.

It seems to be reminding everyone that autumn is here.

Under the dam, only the fishermen in twos and threes seemed to have not changed.

"By the way, when you dreamed of me for the first time, what did I do in the dream?"

"Cough...it's nothing, just wake me up."

"Wake you up?" Yun Yi took a bite of the grilled sausage on his left, and looked at Chen Shun with complicated eyes.

She felt that Chen Shun was dishonest, and it must not be as simple as just waking him up.

He certainly didn't say more important details!
In fact, when she was in the villa, on the day she slept in the same bed with him, she also wanted to wake up early and sweetly call Chen Shun to get up.

It's a pity that this guy got up earlier than the chicken!
Thinking about it, Yun Yi took another bite of the grilled sausage on his right.

This pure meat grilled sausage covered with sauce is delicious, is it because Chen Shun bought it for himself?
Chen Shun expressed strong dissatisfaction with Yun Yi's behavior of eating two sausages at the same time, but when he tried to grab the next sausage, he was almost bitten by the angry little witch before giving up.

Yun Yi said righteously that because of the bleak autumn wind, the grilled sausage in his hand would soon become cold, and if he didn't eat two at the same time, the remaining one would definitely be cold!
Chen Shun was speechless, and could only look at Yun Yi desperately, hoping that she would save some for him.

This little witch just ate so much, how can she still eat so much?Don't be afraid of getting fat!
"The me in my dream didn't do anything else to you?" Yun Yi asked vaguely.

"Yes... yes..." Chen Shun laughed awkwardly, and fooled around haha.

But the more Chen Shun concealed it, the more curious Yun Yi became.

"Tell me! I'm so anxious to die, did I kiss you?"

"That's not..."

"Then why are you nervous?" Yun Yi rolled his eyes.

How exciting can it be without even kissing?

Yun Yi immediately lost most of his interest.

"Well, in short, it caused a great shock to me at the time."

"Oh..." Yun Yi chewed and chewed.

It seems that Chen Shun doesn't intend to talk about it anymore, so I'd better go to Chen Shun's dream and ask him later.

In the dream, there are more means that I can use.

While she was eating, she saw Chen Shun's eyes from time to time, always looking at the sausage in her hand.

Chen Shun, do you want to eat grilled sausage?
Or, do you want to eat the sausage you have eaten?

Otherwise, why didn't he buy it for himself in the first place?

But now it looks so greedy?
"No, I'll give you a bite, just one bite!" Yun Yi handed the grilled sausage on his right hand to Chen Shun with only one bite.

"really?"

"Of course, before I regret it." She urged, shaking the sausage in her hand.

This grilled sausage is really delicious, Yun Yi likes it very much.

Chen Shun quickly and firmly grasped Yun Yi's wrist.

Immediately, under Yun Yi's astonished gaze, he opened his bloody mouth, and bit most of the pure meat sausage in one bite.

The sound of the teeth tearing the casing was crisp and clear.

When Chen Shun let go of Yun Yi's wrist, there was only a little gut left on the bamboo stick.

"Well, that's a good time." Chen Shun gave Yun Yi a thumbs up with his cheeks puffed up.

Yun Yi stared blankly at the bamboo stick in his hand that had suddenly lost most of its weight.

When the autumn wind blows, the bamboo stick will even shake with the autumn wind.

For some reason, a sense of grievance welled up in Yun Yi's heart.

Although Chen Shun bought the grilled sausage, he said it himself to give Chen Shun a bite.

But he!How could he eat it all in one bite?
Is he still the Chen Shun who likes him the most?

Yun Yi's body trembled slightly, and her aggrieved eyes stared straight at Chen Shun.

Chen Shun, who was watching, suddenly felt a sense of guilt.

"One bite... I really only took one bite..." Chen Shun raised his index finger, trying to prove that he really only took one bite.

But his mouth was full, and he couldn't even speak clearly.

Yun Yi's small mouth immediately flattened.

　I'm lazy today, if I'm so short in the future, I'll get a book friend wearing black silk to trample me to death!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)