Flying Edge accidentally knocked down the witch

Chapter 144

Man is a very strange creature.

No matter how long you sleep, even if it is only 10 minutes, when you wake up, the whole person will become messy and embarrassed.

It's like a well-groomed dog getting into the mud.

It was revealed in minutes.

When Chen Shun woke up, what he saw when he opened his eyes was everyone sitting neatly on the sofa and relaxing.

All of them were depressed and depressed.

Chicken nests can be seen everywhere.

Everyone has numbness in one part of their arms or thighs.

Li Mei's exquisite little makeup and carefully arranged hairstyle are no longer the same.

Fortunately, there are no outsiders here, they are all familiar old guys, so she didn't care too much, otherwise, according to her smug temperament, she would have gone crazy long ago.

The five people looked at me one by one, and I looked at you. They wanted to laugh but didn't have the energy to laugh.

They're all equally ugly anyway.

Just like a little pig, Yun Yi was still sleeping beside Chen Shun, stuffing his thumb into his mouth from time to time.

Chen Shun had to hold down her arm every time to prevent her from eating her fingers.

I don't know what delicious food she dreamed of.

Yun Yi, who couldn't eat his fingers, didn't sleep well, and woke up not long after.

Seeing Chen Shun, who looked ugly with one side of his hair flattened, his drowsiness dispelled for a moment.

"I'm going, who are you? Why are you so ugly?" she exclaimed.

"Oh, so it's my boyfriend, it's okay." She leaned on Chen Shun, smiled and closed her eyes.

Want to squat for a few more minutes.

When he accidentally opened his eyes, he saw five people looking at him.

Li Mei and Xiao Di shook their heads, while the remaining three boys stared at Chen Shun enviously.

She fell asleep and forgot to return so many people!

Yun Yi immediately bounced off Chen Shun, lowered his head and smoothed his bangs, even exerting force on the back of his feet in embarrassment.

"Okay, let's all go home and catch up on sleep..." Chen Shun's lazy voice sounded.

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Although it is not as exhausting as after surfing the Internet all night, I still have a sore back after singing songs all night.

"Xiao Di, shall I take you home?" Zhang Ze turned his head and asked Xiao Di who was putting on his shoes.

Only she sleeps the most comfortably, so she is the most energetic.

After all, the only one who sleeps on the sofa is no different from sleeping on the bed is Xiaodi.

"Meimei gave it to me, the little pink electric donkey belongs to Meimei."

Xiao Di hesitated for a few seconds, but still rejected Zhang Ze.

Zhang Ze didn't feel disappointed, on the contrary, he felt that it was a matter of course to ask a few words to pay attention to safety.

"Tsk, monitor, do you look down on my mother's driving skills?"

Li Mei began to quarrel with Zhang Ze, saying that the car driven by her old driver was absolutely safe.

"What kind of driving skills do you have? The ones in the QQ group?" Wang Rui suddenly regained his energy.

Chen Shun couldn't help pricking up his ears.

Shibuto, who doesn't like to look at it?
Yun Yi glared at Chen Shun, and Chen Shun retracted his head resentfully.

"You are very concerned about this kind of topic! Help me put on my shoes!" Yun Yi raised his eyebrows and whispered.

"Why do you want me to help you dress..."

"I just woke up and my arms are a little numb."

"understood."

Chen Shun responded, possessing himself and grabbing Yun Yi's feet.

I wanted to help the little witch put on the shoes directly, but the silky pantyhose really made Chen Shun want to stop.

He looked up at Yun Yi, she showed no sign of resistance.

Turning his head to look at the other side, Li Mei and Zhang Ze were still arguing, so he took this opportunity to quickly touch the jiojio of the little witch.

"Touch it again! I stuffed it in your mouth!" Yun Yi suppressed his shyness, twisted the sofa cushion tightly with his small hands, and warned softly through gritted teeth.

She didn't take her feet out of Chen Shun's warm and generous hands. He knew that boys would wake up in the morning to compare...that.

If he likes it, just touch it.

Just a little itchy.

But this guy, doesn't he have a taste?

Although I am a witch, my feet will not smell, but girls will still care about this after all.

"Hurry up and put it on for me!" Yun Yi curled up his legs, clamped Chen Shun's palm with his feet, and caught the side of his shoes.

Finally, Chen Shun had the courage to rub it hard, and put the shoes on for her before Yun Yi hammered him.

"How does it feel?" Yun Yi and Chen Shun got off the sofa together and asked in a low voice.

"Very comfortable, I like it anyway." Chen Shun replied shamelessly.

"Hmm... as long as you like it." Yun Yi tilted his head and raised the corners of his mouth subtly.

If you can satisfy him by just letting him touch his legs and hold his little hands, that would be great.

Anyway, I really like being touched by him...

and many more! ?
Pooh!
Yun Yi was stunned, she turned her head to look at Chen Shun suddenly, and covered her body, she wondered if Chen Shun secretly used some Taoism on her, otherwise how could she have such perverted thoughts?

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Chen Shun was speechless.

"See if you're okay? You're already my boyfriend!" Yun Yi immediately snapped back.

"Then show you clearly!"

Chen Shun moved his head closer to Yun Yi, shaking it in front of her.

Yun Yi leaned back a little later, if there wasn't someone beside her, she would definitely go up and chew off Chen Shun's nose.

……

Li Mei looked at Wang Rui with disgust: "You drive in the QQ group! I can't! Sure enough, you boys are so perverted!"

Zhang Chi was startled, and quickly asked, "How do you know we're driving in the group? Are you lurking in our group with a trumpet?"

Zhang Ze turned on the phone calmly and opened the group, and clicked on the member list to look at it.

"Without her."

"Oh, I'm scared to death..."

"Phew, I'm startled..."

Wang Rui and Zhang Chi quickly patted their chests and let out a sigh of relief.

Li Mei got more and more disgusted and moved away from them.

"Stay away from me, don't infect me with the Shishi virus!"

However, Xiao Di held back for a long time, and finally shouted excitedly:
"Can your group pull me in?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

The expressions on the faces of several people were very exciting, Zhang Chi and Wang Rui were a little ready to move, wanting to pull the big brother Di, known as the "film god" in this class, into the group.

Zhang Ze's face was very complicated, and he didn't know what mood he was in at the moment.

Li Mei had the biggest reaction. She covered her mouth in astonishment, pointed at Xiaodi and said incoherently:
"I said how I understand these things more and more. It turns out that you, the mother of the dirty virus, are secretly infecting me!"

"I'm not! I don't! Meimei, don't talk nonsense!"

Xiao Di raised his head, puffed out his chest perpendicular to the table, and punched out a set of quality triples.

"I used to be such a pure girl, I was taught by you to know "grinding tofu"..."

Li Mei covered her mouth and backed away slowly, looking at Xiao Di in disbelief.

"What are you grinding?" Wang Rui and Zhang Chi poked their heads out immediately.

Yun Yi and Xiao Di's complexion changed, and they immediately rushed forward and covered Li Mei's mouth.

"Ahaha...it's nothing, she fell asleep."

"Yes, yes, you don't believe what Meimei said, do you?"

Li Mei was locked by Yun Yi and Xiao Di, she could only twist her body, but couldn't speak.

Huh, huh, but Xiao Di knew what Meimei wanted to say.

It must be: not astringent.

Xiao Di had a flash of inspiration and said: "Squad leader, I'll just take Meimei's car back. She has a helmet, so you must not have worn an extra helmet?"

Zhang Ze sighed secretly, he was hasty, he didn't expect this.

"I can bring you mine!"

"Hey, you agreed to be safe, monitor, and you will be caught, right?"

Xiao Di's reasons were impeccable, leaving Zhang Ze speechless.

Zhang Chi patted Zhang Ze's shoulder and whispered a few words of comfort.

"Chasing girls is a long way to go, take your time, Xiao Di doesn't hate you."

Zhang Ze nodded.

……

After everyone went home, Chen Shun went to check out, but was told that there was no need to pay, and KTV would bear the cost.

The clerk expressed a little apology that it was his young master who ordered this, as an apology and a gesture of goodwill.

Chen Shun declined and insisted on paying.

As a cultivator, he does not want to be contaminated with too much karma.

But the clerks were also ordered to die, and there was a stalemate for a while.

In the end, Chen Shun paid half of the money, and hurriedly dragged Yun Yi away, leaving a few shop assistants looking at each other in blank dismay.

"Come on, I'll take you home with a flying sword?"

"Okay!" Yun Yi smiled brilliantly.

She just looked in the mirror and she was ugly too, so she didn't want to go outside.

Chen Shun sacrificed the flying sword, made it bigger, applied the invisibility technique to his body, and flew away through the air.

On the balcony of Yun Yi's house.

The little witch was waving at Chen Shun.

"Chen Shun, go home and sleep too! Goodbye!"

"Understood, you also catch up on sleep."

"By the way, do you want to come to my house to see the puffer fish?" Yun Yi suddenly blinked and asked.

Why don't you take the opportunity to trick Chen Shun into your home?

Then shut it up hehe...

Chen Shun said nothing, and looked up at the thick magic power that enveloped the house, and he knew that the vicious big witch who had left him a psychological shadow must be at home.

He only sent Yun Yi back the next day, and was caught by the big witch, fearing that he would be beaten to death.

Chen Shun shuddered abruptly.

"Next time, next time." He turned the flying sword and ran away.

"Cut this and run away, it's not a luminous puffer fish, what are you afraid of..." Yun Yi pouted in disappointment.

As everyone knows, a figure burning with raging anger has already stood behind him.

"Ah! Ahhhhh!" Yun Yi covered his ears and wailed.

"Sister let go, it hurts!"

Yun Yao grabbed Yun Yi's ear and dragged him into the room.

"You still know it hurts!? You didn't go home all night, where did you go!!" Yun Yao's voice was an octave higher, and it sounded like a lion roaring in Yun Yi's ear.

"I don't even answer your phone calls! If I hadn't sensed your magical power, my sister would have gone all over the city looking for you!" Yun Yao dragged Yun Yi into the room and threw her on the sofa.

On the side table, there is a small fish tank, in which the little puffer fish is still swimming happily.

After seeing Yun Yi, he turned around and waved his two lovely fins to look at her.

It seems to be watching a play and laughing at her.

"Did you go to spend the night at the younger brother's house? The younger brother is so brave! How dare you take you home in such a short time?" Yun Yao rolled up his sleeves, and Yun Yi shrank his head in a hurry.

She didn't dare to look at her sister's stern eyes, so she could only falter and explain:

"I... Chen Shun and I spent the night outside..."

(End of this chapter)