Flying Edge accidentally knocked down the witch

Chapter 142 Don't play with fools

With this sword strike, Xiao Di and Li Mei's faces paled in shock.

He covered his mouth and dared not make a sound.

When Chen Shun made his move, Zhang Chi and Wang Rui immediately surrounded him, and the four of them blocked the young man with kidney deficiency by the wall.

Only Yun Yi smiled secretly, and quickly dragged the frightened two into the box.

The rest can be left to her man to handle.

Question: What will a middle school swordsman do when he catches a bad guy?
Don't play the man with kidney deficiency, Yun Yi thinks it's not Chen Shun.

Didn't he wait for this day for a long time?
Night patrol, isn't that the kind of person who patrols.

As for the weird things that Zhang Chi and the others will see later, just give them a psychological hint to fool them.

……

When the son with kidney deficiency saw the familiar KTV transformed into a gloomy and majestic court in his eyes, he once thought he must be crazy.

"Strange thing, even though I'm very pornographic, I have nothing to do with gambling and drugs! I've never smoked that stuff!" He shouted in his heart.

Why!Why haven't his younger brothers come here yet!
lb!
The gavel in Chen Shun's hand slapped, and the kid with kidney deficiency shook violently.

He raised his head tremblingly, but saw a black-faced, long-haired and blue-eyed mighty Duke standing above the courtroom.

Zhang Chi and Wang Rui immediately grabbed the killing sticks they didn't know where they came from, and shouted involuntarily:

"mighty……"

"mighty……"

Zhang Ze scratched his head, he didn't know why he suddenly became the canon history holding Xiaohao.

"Take the criminals!"

In Brother Kidney's eyes, the two men looked like a bull's-headed horse, and they threw Brother Kidney, who was so frightened that he couldn't stand upright, in front of Chen Shun.

lb!
"Bold criminal!" he snapped.

Chen Shun, who was about to put him on trial, became even more upset when he thought of the scene where this guy blocked Yunyi in the women's toilet.

He didn't even bother to use spells to know the person's name.

"Forget it, it's hopeless, there's no trial, and the dog's head will serve you!" He waved his official robe and threw a torture stick with the word "beheaded" on the ground.

"Go to reincarnation, I said it, I will lead you to reincarnation, remember to be a good person in your next life." Chen Shun turned and left with his hands behind his back.

——Actually, it just disappeared in the eyes of Mr. Kidney Deficiency.

He still wanted to appreciate the embarrassment of the young master.

"You... why don't you play cards according to the routine? Don't you ask my name?" The young master panicked when he heard the dog's head serving him.

Chen Shun didn't respond to him any more, but secretly gestured to Zhang Chi and the others.

Everyone has participated in the hard work of the school celebration haunted house, and is familiar with this set.

Even if Chen Shun didn't specifically explain it, Zhang Chi and Wang Rui really found a dog's head in the corner.

They pushed the dog-headed guillotine in front of the kid with kidney deficiency, and Zhang Ze lifted the guillotine with difficulty.

The sharp silver-white knife edge made the calf of the kid with kidney deficiency tremble.

He could even see himself in panic in the reflection of the blade.

Even the skin began to tingle slightly.

All the feelings are so real, not like hallucinations at all.

He stretched out his hand to touch the face that had been scratched before, and took a closer look. There was a lot of blood on his fingers, and he could smell a faint smell of blood.

"Come on, brother, be more careful in your next life." Zhang Chi and Wang Rui supported the son with trembling legs, and pressed him on the dog's head.

The two looked at each other, and felt that this was not enough to relieve their hatred, so they turned him over again.

Make him face up so that he can see the guillotine fall with his own eyes.

"Don't kill me! I...I like men more than women! I really just invite them to sing!" He tried his best to make a final excuse for himself.

Naturally, no one would listen to his nonsense.

……

When the four returned to the box happily, two girls who were still in shock immediately surrounded them and asked about the situation.

Chen Shun squeezed out, swayed to Yun Yi's side, and bumped her lightly with his shoulder.

"nailed it."

"What did you do to him?"

"It's nothing, the old method, it's just a scare."

Yun Yi nodded, and removed his magic.

"Did you have fun?"

"generally."

Chen Shun twisted his body, a little uncomfortable.

After all, the other party is a human being, so they can only frighten them.

"Then how are you going to explain those things? Illusion?" Yun Yi asked with concern.

"Then it's up to you? My technique will cause harm to the body." Chen Shun smiled apologetically at Yun Yi.

"I really can't do anything about you, forget it, I'll help you."

Yun Yi sighed helplessly, his eyes gathered magic vortexes.

Who made himself his girlfriend now?

Her black magic invaded box 3105, blurring their memories of those few minutes.

It's the kind where you know what happened, but when you think about it carefully, you can't remember the specific details.

In order to have a good explanation, Yun Yi kept the part where Chen Shun drew his sword.

The few people who were chatting just now became dumb.

They all covered their heads and looked at each other, not knowing what they were talking about just now.

"What were we talking about just now?" Xiao Di's eyes started to circle.

"It seems... It seems to be Brother Shun's super handsome sword!" Wang Rui pointed at Chen Shun, with a flash of inspiration in his eyes.

"Ah yes! Brother Shun, how did you do it just now, that sword pierced into the wall!" Li Mei also looked at Chen Shun curiously.

Yun Yi smiled and moved away from Chen Shun calmly.

"Fake, this sword is retractable! Look!" Chen Shun took off the flying sword from behind, and the flying sword immediately changed into a low-quality alloy texture, and the tip of the sword became a round head.

He poked the palm of his hand with the sword, and explained with an embarrassed smile that he was a little ashamed to put on such a show in front of Yun Yi.

The flying sword immediately shrank in like those prop swords that perform mouth-swallowing long swords.

"Oh~!" Wang Rui and the others opened their mouths wide.

"Lend me to play!" Zhang Chi snatched the flying sword from Chen Shun, and poked it at his stomach with a whimper.

"Good guy, are you folding your umbrella?" Chen Shun was speechless.

Zhang Chi was naturally unharmed, and the blade of the sword retracted as expected.

Then he played sword on the spot.

Chen Shun and Yun Yi neatly covered their foreheads and had no eyes to look at.

"Shun, you are not right, there is still a hole you made outside." Zhang Ze walked up to Chen Shun in doubt and asked.

The moment Chen Shun drew his sword, he was the closest and the one who saw it most clearly.

The wall was pierced by Chen Shun's sword.

"There is no hole, if you don't believe me, go out and have a look." Chen Shun smiled.

Despite Chen Shun's denial, Zhang Ze opened the door unbelievingly and went out to touch the wall.

Not really!

Even Brother Shun's memory after he drew his sword is blurred, only vaguely remembering that young master was almost confused by fright.

"How could it not be? After all, this thing is still on me..." Zhang Ze whispered to himself.

He raised his hand, flipping his wrist.

On the cuff, there was a dark red mark.

He clearly remembered that it was accidentally touched by him when he was grabbing the kid with kidney deficiency.

If that sword is really a prop sword, where did this bloodstain come from?

He couldn't figure it out, since he had been to Brother Shun's family villa, he always felt that there must be something special about Brother Shun.

He won't say it, he's a smart man, otherwise he wouldn't be the monitor.

Brother Shun is his good brother, and he will definitely not harm himself.

Like tonight, that's it.

"I saw, there really are no holes!" He pushed the door open, intending to convince himself just like that.

After entering the door, he saw Wang Rui, Zhang Chi, Xiaodi, and Li Mei, blocking Yun Yi and Chen Shun in a corner.

"Brother Shun, do you know that you are popular?" Zhang Chi took out his phone and turned on a certain sound.

The first video that popped up was "The most miserable sword fairy in the 21st century, reduced to riding a little pink electric donkey!" "

After clicking on the play, there is a young man in ancient costume riding a small electric donkey whirring, vaguely accompanied by an extremely ugly shrimp catcher.

As for the man riding an electric donkey, with wide sleeves fluttering around and a long sword behind his back, he is exactly the same as Brother Shun in front of them.

Li Mei didn't even know that she, a young girl with a good figure and beauty, was not popular, but her little pink donkey was.

The video is paired with a miserable bgm, which immediately has a bleak and bleak interior flavor.

There are even some unscrupulous marketing accounts, and wrote countless such as "Miserable!The banished immortal also rides a pink electric donkey to deliver food! "This kind of title to attract strays.

"Damn!" Chen Shun was startled, his eyes widened.

"Who's sneaking a sneak shot of me! Do you know who wants to give money!" Chen Shun clenched his fists fiercely.

If you let him know who uploaded this video, make sure to let him try the whole set of dog head guillotine process.

"This is not the key! You two explain this!"

Zhang Chi swiped the screen, and a new video jumped out.

"Baba Hot Pot Restaurant Image Ambassador!It's been such a miserable life..."

The cover is the promotional photo Sister Yu posted on Weibo.

A little witch was fishing meat for a sword fairy, and the two were still smiling sweetly.

The content of the video is Chen Shun riding a small electric donkey.

Yun Yi's brain immediately began to overload. Although he knew that such a day would come sooner or later, he did not expect it to come so soon.

"Official announcement?" Wang Rui asked excitedly.

"Ah...well, it's sort of it." Yun Yi dodged his eyes, and replied hesitantly.

Chen Shun couldn't help but blush, but he knew that at this time, he couldn't be cowardly.

He grabbed Yun Yi's hand.

"Huh?" Yun Yi exclaimed.

"Just as you think."

Chen Shun clasped Yun Yi's little hand tightly, showing off recklessly.

The box suddenly became quiet.

A faint lemon sour smell begins to fill the air.

"Woo~!" Li Mei suddenly let out a scream.

Regardless of her image, she kept rolling around on the sofa.

"That's great, that's great! I want to fall in love too! I want a man too!"

Wang Rui and Zhang Chi hurried to Li Mei's side and pointed at themselves.

"Near the water, you get the moon first..."

Li Mei stopped howling, stood up and looked at the two classmates who were eager to try and looked forward to it.

At this moment, her expression changed a dozen ways.

"Sorry, my mother won't let me play with fools."

"..."

"..."

"Tell me about you, idiot." Wang Rui punched Zhang Chi and ran away.

Zhang Chi was so angry that he pulled out the retractable flying sword from his waist, and chased after Wang Rui.

Yun Yi sat down with Chen Shun, her eyes were still fixed on their clasped hands.

I really want to escape... Holding hands in front of everyone and secretly holding hands in private, the degree of shame is completely different!
She moved her fingers slightly, trying to escape Chen Shun's warm hand.

Chen Shun let go obediently.

As a result, Yun Yi's retracted little hand stopped, and then stuffed it back into Chen Shun's palm in a fit of anger.

"Is there something on your mind?" She looked at Chen Shun and asked softly.

Ever since Chen Shun came back, she had felt that he seemed to be holding back energy.

"How do you know?" Chen Shun looked at Yun Yi in surprise.

"Hmph, don't you even look at who I am?" She gently squeezed Chen Shun's fingers.

"So what are you worrying about?" Yun Yi looked down at his feet.

"It's nothing, I just suddenly want to catch ghosts, really." He wrote lightly.

"How can there be ghosts now?" Yun Yi muttered softly.

This sword fairy seems to be suffocated.

It can be seen from his sword that he would not be so rough in normal times.

At least not in front of myself.

A plan quietly appeared in her heart.

Hey, who let me spoil him.

……

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