Flying Edge accidentally knocked down the witch

Chapter 137 The little witch's jiojio is committing a crime

Yun Yi didn't know why he was so excited when he heard about the promotion.

It seems that helping Chen Shun save money is a very proud thing.

When did this start?
It seems that it was the first time Chen Shun invited himself to drink milk tea and saved him six dollars.

I always feel that helping him save some money is particularly rewarding.

"You don't need to save, why don't you just eat it?"

Chen Shun looked at the string of zeros that his mother had transferred to him on the phone, and really didn't know what to do with them.

The little witch did not show any interest in luxury goods at all.

"No! You must save it!" The little witch said angrily.

This is the moment for her to show off her skills, how can she say that she can't be unconscious?

It doesn't matter how much money you can save, the main thing is the sense of accomplishment!

Moreover, it can reflect your gentleness and virtuousness, right?

"Go and see what's going on!" Yun Yi excitedly dragged Chen Shun to look at the posters.

Store opening!
All new customers in the store can join in a group of two (only for couples, of course, if you two men come to participate and insist that you are a couple, it is not impossible) to participate in the event, and you will be free of charge if you win the championship, and you will also get a limited gift from our store. small gift.

Please ask the store staff for details.

The final interpretation right of the activity belongs to our shop.

……

This store is pretty rough.

"Free! There are gifts!"

There were stars in Yun Yi's eyes, although she knew that the last gift would definitely not be something valuable, but she still couldn't stop her curiosity.

The gift is actually not particularly attractive to Yunyi, the main thing is that it can be free, free!Save Chen Shun money!
Rounding up is also to save money for the small family composed of two people in the future!

Chen Shun rubbed his hands, eager to try, but it doesn't matter if it's inevitable, he wants to help Yun Yi get a limited gift!

Just like that pufferfish.

The two looked at each other.

Start to use the skills exclusive to the two to start radio wave communication.

Yun Yi: Beep beep beep, free bill, save money!Do you know what I mean?

Chen Shun: Understood!
The two walked into the store with their heads held high.

The clerk kindly led the two of them aside, where several young couples like the two were already waiting.

At this time, no matter whether it is a boy or a girl, they will subconsciously compare the new couple with the ones around them.

Every boy is bowing his head and sighing at Yun Yi's appearance, but they feel that their girlfriend's appearance is not inferior to others.

Even if they are fat, they are still fattened piglets.

Some girls with more sensitive senses find that they are looking at strange girls, and immediately look dangerously at their respective boyfriends, or grab their ears and ask questions.

Yun Yi blinked at Chen Shun: Look at them, they are so scary!
Chen Shun nodded: Yes, it's scary!
Yun Yi smiles: I won’t do this, I will only feel distressed for the moment~
Chen Shun felt cold.

Of course, boys are not the only ones making comparisons. Girls are also comparing their boyfriends with Chen Shun.

However, everyone's boyfriends are completely defeated!
The resolute and cool face, the dusty temperament, and the tall and straight figure are like a sword fairy who came out of the myth.

In addition to the long sword on his back, he is simply handsome.

In this way, they are even more dissatisfied with the boyfriends around them.

On the contrary, when they saw the pretty girl next to Chen Shun who was still holding a puffer fish doll, the girls all puffed up their chests and regained some confidence.

Although the face is not comparable, but God said it well, God has closed a door for you, and will definitely open a window for you.

Look at her, she has small breasts and is naive, I really don't know how this handsome guy would like this kind of girl...

Yun Yi is also a girl, so she naturally and quickly understood the eyes of the girls around her.

She didn't think there was any shame, and proudly held Chen Shun's arm and puffed up her chest.

Their boyfriends, one counts as one, are not enough for Chen Shun to beat with one hand!

Whether it's force or appearance, it's all.

And such a handsome and powerful sword fairy boyfriend who also has the same hobbies as himself is not something everyone can have.

She is the girl of destiny!

Chen Shun, a silly boy, didn't understand that in just a few seconds, the girls present had already engaged in a round of confrontation.

This wave of confrontation was regarded as Yun Yi's victory.

In fact, although everyone will compare their boyfriend and girlfriend with Chen Shun and Yun Yi, there will be no emotional rift because of this.

"Look at their attire, it must be two-dimensional, or there is something wrong with their brains."

"That girl's breasts are not as big as mine. My husband must still like me."

"That man, although he is handsome, why does he look so dazed?"

……

They can always find each other's shortcomings, and they can always find their own advantages.

"Okay, the number of people is enough, then get ready to start the free order challenge of our store's opening event!" The lady clerk came over at the right time to smooth things over, and began to introduce the opening activities of the hot pot restaurant.

After briefly introducing the rules, everyone present understood.

It is a very common confrontational activity between couples.

Boys perform princess hugs on girls, and whoever lasts the longest will naturally be the champion, and will get the exemption qualification and mysterious gift for this round.

It is worth mentioning that, in order to prevent cheating, the hot pot restaurant specially added a rule that the woman cannot put her arms around the man's neck, and can only put her hands in front of her body.

In this way, it is simply a test of the man's physical strength and the woman's weight.

Chen Shun and Yun Yi looked at each other again and both smiled.

This event is simply a gift for the two of them.

After the clerk announced the rules, two groups of couples withdrew from the competition on the spot.

One group is because the man is fat, and he will not last until the end; the other group is because the woman is fat, and the man may not even be able to hug her.

Although the two groups of couples backed off, the thinner one in unison softly persuaded his lover not to be in a bad mood because of this.

And left "You guys compare, let's go eat first!" This kind of chic speech made the remaining couples including Chen Shunyunyi quite tired.

For a while, they didn't know whether they had lost or won the game.

After they left, the clerk took out a timer and set a countdown for 15 minutes.

The atmosphere gradually became anxious.

The boys looked at each other unkindly, and the girls also tried to find a place to remove their heavy accessories and bags.

Yun Yi looked at Chen Shun, raised his eyebrows and said seriously:
"When you hug me later, if you dare to say that I am heavy, I will bite you to death!"

"Why don't we retire too?" Chen Shun suddenly frowned and asked.

"Why?" Yun Yi was puzzled.

"Because you are wearing a witch's dress today, I will hug you later, or a princess hug, I'm afraid you will disappear...I don't want this to happen."

Yun Yi was slightly stunned, and then a warm current gushed out from the bottom of his heart.

"Don't worry, I'll cover it later. My skirt is quite long, and when it hangs down, no one will see it. This is not the anti-gravity skirt in the animation~" Yun Yi patted Chen Shun, Reassure him.

Chen Shun still hesitated, he couldn't accept that kind of thing, but Yun Yi had repeatedly confirmed that he would not lose everything, so he accepted it with suspicion.

"Are you ready?" the clerk asked loudly with her signature smile on her face.

The boys in the remaining five groups of couples present hugged their girlfriends in the form of princess hugs.

"The timer starts!" A sweet voice whispered, and the timer on the table started counting down.

Yun Yi let Chen Shun hold her with peace of mind, this is an opportunity to admire Chen Shun's face without any scruples!

So lovely!It seems to take a few more bites.

As for the outcome?

Once the rules of the game came out, it was impossible for them to lose.

Chen Shun's polished sword fairy body is not comparable to that of a normal man.

Fortunately, it belongs to me. It would be great if I could taste it...

After 3 minutes, a group of couples gave up.

The girl didn't blame him either, the two of them came here for fun, so they didn't feel disappointed, and left talking and laughing.

After another 4 minutes, another group of couples couldn't hold on anymore.

They felt it was a pity, but they left without saying anything.

When the countdown passed 10 minutes, the boy on Chen Shun's left also let out a muffled grunt and couldn't hold on any longer.

He shook his sore arms and gave his girlfriend a sorry look.

His girlfriend glanced at his head, snorted arrogantly and said, "Starting tomorrow, you have to supervise me to lose weight!", and then left with the man on her arm.

Up to this point, only Chen Shun and the muscular man on Chen Shun's left were left standing firm.

The two looked at each other and smiled with fighting spirit.

Chen Shun didn't feel strenuous at all, but through his observation, the muscular boy's forehead was already covered with fine beads of sweat, obviously his physical strength was running low.

After all, according to the rules, girls are not allowed to hug boys' necks, and almost all the weight has to be supported by their arms.

"Miss, let me ask you, if 15 minutes is up, what should we do if both of us can persist?" Chen Shun asked curiously.

"Hmm... Although this kind of situation rarely happens, but it does happen, it can be added for 3 minutes. According to our observations in the past few days since our opening, basically no boy can last for such a long time." The lady clerk replied politely .

Chen Shun glanced at the muscular little brother who was still gritting his teeth and struggling to support himself, sighed, and looked down at the little witch.

Seeing Chen Shun looking towards him, Yun Yi hurriedly put Chen Shun's Taoist robe back in place in embarrassment.

She was very bored being hugged, she was still playing with the sword fairy's abdominal muscles just now, but it's a pity that this robe is not like a T-shirt, she can't feel Chen Shun's real muscles, so she can only enjoy it with thin clothes .

At 15 minutes, the little brother beside Chen Shun had already started to tremble slightly, but he still gritted his teeth and stared at Chen Shun fiercely, as if he would not let go as long as Chen Shun didn't give up first.

He couldn't understand why this strange man in a Taoist robe showed no signs of exertion even though his muscles were not as strong as his own?
Does being handsome still have this kind of function?

However, the girl in his arms couldn't stand it anymore, and immediately said: "We give up!".

And self-servingly supported the shoulder of the muscular brother, and got off him.

He wailed: "WHY? Tell me why! I can win!"

She just held his face and wiped his sweat, and said lightly, "My heart aches."

He froze and didn't speak anymore, and then left with her.

Chen Shun and Yun Yi froze in place, turning into two clowns.

They won, and it seemed like they didn't win at all.

Yun Yi jumped to the ground, pouting his mouth in a lack of interest.

It's boring, she doesn't bark anymore, she's full after eating their dog food!
"Congratulations, both of you, your purchases in this store will be free of charge, and there will be a mysterious gift~" The young lady put her hands together and congratulated happily with her head tilted.

"Ah...thank you."

"Haha, I don't feel very hungry anymore." Yun Yi took back the puffer fish and smiled awkwardly.

The two thanked each other perfunctorily.

Yun Yi didn't even feel the sense of accomplishment of helping Chen Shun save money.

Damn it, shouldn't she and Chen Shun give out dog food to others at a time like this?
The witch is so mad!

You must have enough food today!
Chen Shun knew that the little witch was hungry, so he dragged her to find a place to sit down, and scanned the QR code to order.

"Why am I not happy at all when I win?" Chen Shun asked Yun Yi in front of him with a bitter face.

"How do I know, because I'm also not happy." Yun Yi propped up the sofa chair and swung his legs depressed.

There is nothing more frustrating than being fed dog food when you go out on a date.

Chen Shun found that the little witch was swinging her legs and kicking herself from time to time, so she wrapped her thighs and clamped both of Yun Yi's legs with her calf bones.

Unable to move anymore, Yun Yi could only support his head and glared at Chen Shun angrily.

And pinched the pufferfish in front of Chen Shun a few times, and attacked him with "Puff... Goose Goose Goose".

The sound of the puffer fish was sharp and piercing, and there were many displeased looks from around. Yun Yi quickly stuffed the puffer fish into Chen Shun's hand.

This trick is called blaming others, and misfortune is diverted to the east.

With no fugu in his hand, the restless jiojio was caught by Chen Shun again. Yun Yi was bored to death, so he lay down on the table and looked at Chen Shun's face.

Even though it's been so long since I watched it just now, I still won't get tired of watching it no matter what.

"Have it!"

Yun Yi rubbed his thigh slightly, and took off his shoes with an idea, so that he could escape the blockade of Chen Shun's calf.

She stretched her thighs wrapped in black pantyhose and stepped on Chen Shun's sofa chair.

It's just that this feeling... why is it a little strange?
Isn't the sofa chair soft?
Now how does this feel like becoming...

Chen Shun, who was ordering, was shocked and looked at the little witch in disbelief.

"You...what are you doing?" Chen Shun's voice trembled a little. He really couldn't believe that the little witch dared to do this in front of so many people.

Afterwards, Yun Yi lightly stepped on the thing under his feet again, as if he couldn't believe it, and lightly rubbed it back and forth.

Chen Shun quickly reached out and grabbed her crime tool.

After belatedly realizing what he had just done, Yun Yi became hot all over with a bang, and his whole body seemed to be cooked, steaming continuously.

She faltered and waved her hands.

In the end, he could only cover his face and say a complete sentence: "Yes... I'm sorry."

Chen Shun was still in shock and didn't recover. When he came back to his senses, he gently scratched Yun Yi's feet angrily.

Yun Yi's little feet curled up immediately.

The whole person twisted and turned on the sofa chair.

Chen Shun was reluctant to let go of the calf wrapped in black pantyhose. After rubbing it along for a while, he continued to pick up the mobile phone to order under the urging of the little witch with a blushing face and anger.

The two of them did not speak in tacit agreement, and Chen Shun also put Yun Yi's little foot back.

Yun Yi covered her face and dared not look at Chen Shun, she was quiet for a long time.

But after Chen Shun finished ordering, he never expected that that little foot stretched out again!

　The two-part chapter, an update for the rudder master's dream of entering the 1998 reincarnation~
　　Thank you Xue Yiyue Lian for the reward, I will add another 5k chapter at that time~
　　Love you, sleepy, sleepy.

　　
　
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