Flying Edge accidentally knocked down the witch

Chapter 103 You are a real dog

"I don't know which one is poisonous and which one is not. I just want to find matsutake to make soup for you."

"can you cook?"

"No, I only know how to eat." Yun Yi put his hands on his hips and raised his neck confidently.

"Then it will turn into my stew for you in the end." Chen Shun helplessly spread his hands.

"Then what else? If you really stew it for me, it will really hurt you!"

Yun Yi joked with a smile.

"By the way, if I really made soup for you, would you drink it?"

"As long as you can stew it well, I am a practitioner who has a good body and won't lose weight." Chen Shun was very proud.

"That's what you said!" Yun Yi pretended to be stern, and pointed at Chen Shun.

"Hmm...give Xiongba a taste when the time comes."

"Xiong Ba may not be a human being, but you are a real dog."

Yun Yi knelt down, rubbed Xiongba's big head, and accused it of its master's inappropriate behavior.

She wanted to draw Xiongba to a united front with her first, then boil the frog in warm water, and slowly take Chen Shun down.

The two and the dog came to the stream and found that many students were already here.

The students in the second class of the third year did not know what method they used to actually let them catch a rabbit.

Then the boys and girls quarreled. The girls said, "Why do you eat rabbits when they are so cute?", while the boys kept telling them about how delicious and delicious a rabbit is.

In the end, when the girls tried to snatch Tutu away, some of them almost got their hands bitten by Tutu, so they turned black and stopped talking.

They no longer hinder the behavior of boys.

Lei was amused. This rabbit was originally a meat rabbit bred in the villa, and it was specially released for them to catch. I didn't expect to see such an interesting scene.

The hare runs so fast that it is impossible to catch it without experience.

As soon as Xiongba saw the water, he ran over immediately, and dragged Yun Yi into the stream.

Chen Shun looked at Xiong Ba and the wet little witch with relief. It seemed that their relationship was already pretty good.

He put away all the bamboo shoots he had dug, and went back to the villa, ready to go to the kitchen to cut some bacon.

When passing by grandpa's wine cellar, Chen Shun retreated again.

He suddenly remembered that he had said that he would give Shuntan wine to Mr. Qiu.

"Hurry up while grandpa isn't here..." Chen Shun looked around, then slipped in sideways.

"Hey, Shuntan is big, the old man won't let me drink, maybe I can try it this time..."

Chen Shun touched the big ones and patted them like picking watermelons, although he didn't know why he did it.

"What are you doing in Lao Tzu's wine cellar, you brat?"

Chen Shun shuddered violently, and almost knocked the wine in his hand to the ground.

Looking back, I saw grandpa with his hands behind his back and his head bowed, his big sunglasses slipped on the tip of his nose, his eyeballs rolled up, and he looked at himself faintly.

"grandfather!"

"Good boy, do you dare to steal wine?"

Chen Lu just found out that someone had stepped into his forbidden cellar, and thought that someone had accidentally walked into the wrong room, but when he came over, he found out that it was his grandson who was stealing the wine.

"I... I didn't drink it for myself!"

"Hey! Do you want to use it to feed your witch classmate?... You have learned badly, you, did that little bastard Chen Jian teach you, wait until he comes back to see if I don't beat him to death!"

"Grandpa, why are you so old and unscrupulous, what are you thinking, I want to send an altar to our head teacher."

"Oh... oh head teacher haha..." Chen Lu smiled awkwardly, then took the wine jar from Chen Shun's hand and put it back.

"Silly boy, how can you drink the drink given to your homeroom teacher? Just drink it!" Chen Lu changed to another jar of wine that had accumulated a thin layer of ash, "This wine is not the same as those spirits. There are some wines that ordinary people can't bear after drinking."

"I really want to find a chance to meet your head teacher. Grandpa will help you send it off. You can do your own work."

"Hey, wait..."

Before Chen Shun could speak, Chen Lu had already disappeared from Chen Shun's sight with the wine jar in his arms.

These wines are all Chen Lu's treasures, and they are not easily taken out to drink, but since they are going to be given to Chen Shun's head teacher, Chen Lu will not be stingy, and they all bring a meeting gift.

But how could he let Chen Shun deliver it?If you go to deliver it by yourself, maybe you can spend half a jar.

"Forget it, since you are Xiao Shun's head teacher, let's go to this Sanhua Bar."

Chen Lu went to the kitchen to cut a plate of meat, came to Qiu Qiu's room, and knocked on the door.

As the owner of Buluo Villa, he naturally knew that Qiu Qiu was in the room at the moment.

"Who is it?"

Qiu Qiu opened the door.

"Hey, Mr. Chen, please come in quickly."

"Teacher Qiu, what are you busy with?"

Chen Lu took a look and saw that the small table in Qiu Qiu's room was covered with papers.

"I'm busy preparing lessons. I'm a teacher after all. Although I come out to play with you, I still have to do what needs to be done. Sit down."

Qiu Qiu quickly put away the textbooks and notebooks on the small table.

"Teacher Qiu, you really deserve Xiao Shun and the others to call you teacher..."

I don't feel bad about giving this altar of wine.

"Teacher Qiu, would you like a drink?"

Chen Lu put down the wine jar and meat, and sat facing Qiu Qiu.

"I saw this thing in your hand just now, and I'm just waiting for your words. We have no other hobbies, so let's just take this one."

"Go one? Old man, I also want to hear what Xiao Shun is doing at school."

I also want to hear about this little guy and that girl.

Qiu Qiu didn't know where Mr. Chen got the two small cups, but as soon as he drank the wine, Qiu Qiu felt like he was in a trance.

He had never drank such a mellow wine.

When talking about Chen Shun, Qiu Qiu talked eloquently.

From the time when he went to school wearing a Taoist robe and carrying a sword on his back, all the way to his own eyes, the deeds of Chen Shun and the school committee's flirting with each other every day, and what they said about love is nothing in the eyes of the class teacher. Hidden everywhere, Chen Shun and the school committee will probably be together in the future, blah blah blah.

Eloquent, can't stop at all.

Chen Lu also listened to the interesting stories about his grandson, and drank heavily, with the corners of his lips curled up unconsciously.

According to what Mr. Qiu said, it is very likely that my granddaughter-in-law will not be able to escape.

This Mr. Qiu is also a wonderful person. He knew that his students had signs of falling in love, so he didn't try to stop them.

Chen Lu was happy, and the more they talked, the more speculative they became.

"Come on, drink! It's been a long time since I've had such a drink with someone, Mr. Qiu, you can drink as much as you want, there are so many wines in this winery!"

"Hey, then we'd rather be respectful than obedient!"

The more Chen Lu chatted, the more he discovered that Qiu Qiu was a great talent. He knew a little about astronomy, geography, landscape and geology, and he could even speak gossip and six lines.

If it wasn't for Qiu Qiu's advanced age, Chen Lu would have wanted to lead him in.

He couldn't help wondering, has the world of ordinary people developed to this point?

Or is this the basic quality of a high school head teacher?
If high school class teachers are all at this level, then this world is too scary...

Let's stay in Buluoshan and be an old fairy...

……

Yun Yi stepped on the side of the stream, her trousers were rolled up, and the clear water flowed down her calves.

Her whole body was already soaked, and she didn't understand why Chen Shun tricked her into taking a bath for Xiongba until now.

This is simply a high-risk physical work!
"Xiong Ba! Come here!"

Yun Yi put his hands on his hips and glared at Xiongba.

Xiongba was paddling with a dog paddle, when he heard Yun Yi calling him, he turned around and swam towards Yun Yi.

Just when he wanted to shake the water, Yun Yi pointed at him and scolded him.

"Don't shake my water...don't run away anymore, wash it off quickly! Otherwise Shun...your father will beat you when he comes back later!"

Xiong Ba didn't listen to her, he just shook Yun Yi's body.

Yun Yi tried her best not to get angry, since she was already soaked anyway, so it didn't matter.

She looked down at the wet T-shirt with the silhouette of underwear printed on it, frowning.

If this can make the sword fairy look at his body more, what does it matter if it is a little wet?
No, he will have a nosebleed, so I don't want to show him~
She held Xiongba's neck and helped Xiongba wash his hair.

"Xiongba, do you think I'll be your mother?"

Yun Yi smirked a little foolishly.

Xiongba probably understood what the bad woman meant, so he barked twice to express his refusal.

But Yun Yi is not Chen Shun, she can't understand dog language.

"Hey, did you agree? Then I will love you well in the future and raise you with your father~"

"By the way, you will have a younger sister named Fat Tiger in the future. You can't bully her."

Yun Yi talked to Xiong Ba alone, turning his body shyly from time to time and covering his face.

I don't know what to imagine.

Xiong Ba didn't want to listen to the annoying nagging of the bad woman, so he broke away from Yun Yi's arms, ran to pick up the bamboo shoots and put them in front of Yun Yi, signaling that if she had nothing to do, she could wash the bamboo shoots.

"So cute~"

Yun Yi lovingly rubbed Xiong Ba's head.

Chen Shun went to the kitchen to cut a large piece of bacon, and when he came back, he saw a harmonious picture of a man and a dog.

"It seems that you and Xiongba get along well."

Yun Yi happily turned around.

However, she still assumed the role of the domineering mother and did not step out.

She just wanted to say "Welcome home!" in the tone of a hostess, and then wanted to say to Xiongba, "Your father is back!"

It's just that her body and brain are often not in sync.

"...Ah Dad... Dad..." She stammered.

Chen Shun was stunned, why didn't I see you for a while, how old is he?

Is the little witch playing some role-playing again?

Want to cooperate with her?
"Eh?" Chen Shun tentatively responded, his voice a little out of breath.

The air was silent for three seconds.

……

With a snap, Yun Yi buried her head in the stream, the stream took away enough heat, only in this way could she not let herself melt.

What did I just say?

Why did Chen Shun still respond!

"Yunyi?" Chen Shun walked over anxiously.

"do not come!"

Yun Yi clenched his teeth and splashed water on Chen Shun to stop him from moving forward.

Chen Shun could only stretch out his hand to protect his face, and took a few steps back.

"Promise me, forget what happened just now!" Yun Yi rushed to Chen Shun, blushing and glaring at him.

"What happened just now, I don't understand what you said."

Chen Shun rolled his eyes, stuck out his tongue and began to play dumb.

Puffer fish spirit Yun Yi immediately puffed up.

Nasty guy, how about using magic to wash his brain out?

Although there is a risk of becoming an idiot, it doesn't matter, I will take good care of him for the rest of my life!

Even if you are eating, you have to feed it by yourself!

Chen Shun looked at Yun Yi's increasingly dangerous eyes, and gained wisdom out of desperation.

"My dear witch, I really don't know what happened just now! I just won the Crimson King's substitute ability!"

He babbled.

Yun Yi was stunned for a second, then bit his lower lip, hugged his arm shyly, and looked elsewhere.

"Don't take this as an example, don't embarrass me in the future, I...I'm going to change my clothes first...my dear..."

She read the last sentence dear in a super low voice.

Then turned and ran away.

Yun Yi covered his face while laughing foolishly.

"Hey hey hey, he called me dear...he called me dear!"

dear~
Dear!Love!of!
Her mind has selectively ignored Chen Shun's other speeches.

What Crimson King, I'm so unfamiliar!
要是敢出现打扰她和剑仙的恋爱，哼哼，揍不死它！

Yun Yi happily returned to the room, changed into a set of clothes and came out.

This time the clothes are a gift from Yun Yao to Yun Yi before the trip.

A set of pure black collocation, the upper body is a loose black T-shirt with a big magic hat printed on it, and the lower body is pure black cropped belted bloomers.

"How is it, does it look good?"

Although I really want to say "Dear", I am still shy.

"If you don't talk, you're very pretty..."

Yun Yi's face matches this attire, no matter how you look at it, it looks cool and sassy, ​​but for some reason, every time Yun Yi speaks, he doesn't feel that way at all.

Maybe this is the cute contrast, Chen Shun thought so.

However, she was not as good-looking as the little witch in stockings that day.

That appearance has been deeply engraved in Chen Shun's mind, and he will never forget it.

"Why don't you wear stockings?"

"What's the matter, do you like black silk?"

"Yeah." Chen Shun hesitated for a while, then nodded.

"Then next time I ask...to go out together, can I dress well?"

Yun Yi originally wanted to say that he would wear it on the next date.

"You can't go back on what you said!"

"Of course!"

……

"Did you wash the bamboo shoots?"

"Yes."

"Good job."

Yun Yi, who was praised, was very happy, and sat obediently beside Chen Shun to watch him deal with the bamboo shoots and peel them.

"Chen Shun, why don't you teach me how to cook?"

"Why are you learning to cook?"

"Preparing for the future."

"Future? Are you going to be a chef in the future?"

"No."

"why?"

"secret."

Chen Shun didn't ask any more questions.

Anyway, it is impossible for the little witch to cook better than his cooking.

Seeing Chen Shun skillfully handling the ingredients, Yun Yi felt itchy and wanted to give it a try.

Then he took the knife from Chen Shun and awkwardly imitated Chen Shun's posture.

After cutting a few bamboo shoots into sections, Yun Yi returned the knife to Chen Shun, and sat aside to wipe off his sweat triumphantly.

Chen Shun looked at those ugly bamboo shoots, and said:
"How about you cut it yourself and eat it for yourself?"

"When it's in the pot, who can tell which is which?"

……

"What should we do? How about we go swim with Xiongba and wash off?"

"But, can we swim like this?" Zhang Ze shook the handcuffs on his hands.

Not far away, two dirty and unlucky guys who were handcuffed together sighed and squatted together on the bank watching Xiongba having fun in the water.

　I stayed up late to code words recently, and I finally overslept at work today!

　　I don't know how much I will be charged...

　　A little water. There should be more later, if you can’t wait, you can watch it tomorrow

　　
　
(End of this chapter)