I smashed the emperor's daughter

Chapter 80 The emperor please put your pillow on my lap
In the Zhaoren Hall of Qianqing Palace, the dense fog gradually dissipated.
At the same time, the door of the small room separated from the palace finally opened, and the little emperor came out gracefully, and put on a brand new red swallow's suit on his already cleansed body.

Her wet hair spread out randomly, part of it was gathered in front of her body, and the other part was behind the shawl; occasionally a strand or two of "rebellious" hair was inadvertently stuck to her fair and slender neck, showing a kind of A slightly embarrassing aesthetic.

The little emperor who had just come out of the bath, although no makeup was applied on his face, was still budding, delicate and lovely, accompanied by the vaporized bath soup in the air, which made people feel faintly fragrant.

The delicate scorpion head, slender swan neck, and straight beautiful shoulders, the proportions of the three parts of the little emperor are simply perfect; no matter how picky people are, they can't find a single flaw.

Not only can't pick out any flaws, anyone who sees this scene of "clear water coming out of hibiscus, and natural carvings" will be unable to restrain their hearts and give birth to a heart of compassion.

A fake eunuch in the palace who was "rejected" by the young emperor was naturally no exception.

Seeing this scene, Li Yuntang immediately felt that he had suffered a great loss, and hurriedly got up to greet the emperor, and when he got close to her, he suggested half jokingly and half regretfully:
"Without my service, the emperor must not be happy washing the floor inside; there is still a lot of hot water left, why don't the emperor wash it again?"

"Go! Go! Go!"

The little emperor pretended to be disgusted, denied three times in a row, and at the same time put his hands on Li Yuntang's shoulders; first turned him over, then put his hands on his back, pushed him away, and said angrily:

"If I let you in this time, I will really lure wolves into the house; Yuntang, you are like a little thief, always, always making moves."

At the end, the little emperor recalled the situation when he was raped by Li Yuntang last time, and his pretty face blushed for a moment; she pushed and pushed, and suddenly felt teasing in her heart, then stretched out her left hand and pointed in the direction of the bathroom, suggesting: :
"If Yuntang can drink up the bath soup in the tub, I will replace it with new water and wash it again, and I will allow you to wait on it, how about it?"

Uh, if drinking bath water can be solved through crowdfunding, it doesn't seem to be a difficult task.
Such a thought flashed through Li Yuntang's mind, but he didn't answer, but turned his hands to support the emperor, and after sending the little emperor to the couch to sit firmly, he took out another account book from his arms, and presented it with both hands:

"My lord, it has been six days since the acquisition of treasure notes, and tomorrow Andrew will arrange for a second price increase. At that time, four taels of silver will be needed to buy a treasure note;
As of now, the income from buying and selling treasure banknotes has been recorded in this book, please read it. "

Hearing Li Yuntang's report about the business, the little emperor put away his playful thoughts, took the account book with one hand, and checked it carefully; but after a while, she found that something was wrong:
"Yuntang, every day you bring out some precious banknotes from the palace, so there should be more and more precious banknotes circulating among the people;

And before each price increase, you said that you would take back the treasure notes as much as possible, and then sell them all in secret, so logically speaking, the amount of treasure notes repurchased later should be more than the previous ones;

However, what I see recorded in this account book is the number of treasures that were repurchased after the price increase. Compared with the amount purchased before the price increase, it is still a little less. Why? "

Before he could answer, the little emperor's face darkened, and he said in a low voice, "Could it be that someone has been greedy for some precious money?"

Such things as enriching one's own pocket must happen occasionally. When the water is clear, there will be no fish, and when people observe it, there will be no disciples; in this era, it is simply impossible to find a group of absolutely clean staff.

Therefore, as long as he is not too blatant, Li Yuntang can only turn a blind eye; after all, even Zhang Xianqiu cannot guarantee to control everyone.

"My lord, even if there is an occasional greed, it is absolutely impossible for the amount to be so huge that it can wipe out the amount of treasures that have been shipped out of the palace in recent days;

According to my analysis and the sporadic information I got secretly, some dignitaries only sold part of the banknotes after they bought them, and kept some of them.

They look like they are up for grabs! "

After listening to this explanation, the little emperor was thoughtful; she supported her right elbow with her left hand, and her cheek with her right hand; the knuckle of her right little finger unconsciously went into her mouth, and after two bites, the emperor seemed to be enlightened. Yes, and said abruptly:
"In this way, it's not a bad thing for us; the current behavior of selling for a price, doesn't it just happen to prove that the gang of powerful people think that the price of this treasure is very likely to keep rising?
This is of great benefit”

At the end, the emperor suddenly got stuck, and after thinking about it for a while, she continued:

"In Yuntang's words, it is beneficial for us to 'cut leeks'!"

Li Yuntang also thought so in his heart, so he took advantage of the situation and sincerely agreed: "The emperor is wise, just by glancing at it, you can see the key!"

The little emperor, who had figured it out, didn't see how happy she was; she closed the account book spread on her lap and put it aside; then she stretched out her slender index finger, inserted it into her ear, and gently turned it a few times. Fan.

These behaviors seemed to make his ears feel uncomfortable. As soon as Li Yuntang found this situation, he leaned over and said with concern:
"What's wrong with the emperor, are your ears uncomfortable?"

The little emperor bit his lower lip with his upper teeth, nodded pitifully, and replied with a somewhat lonely expression:

"I just feel that there is something clogged in my ears. Thinking about it carefully, the dirt inside has not been cleaned for several days;
Yuntang, have you ever done this? If so, how about cleaning it up for me?
This used to be Aunt Xu's job, but it's a pity that she is no longer alive."

Aunt Xu?
Hearing this somewhat familiar title, Li Yuntang suddenly remembered that there were four people in the world who knew that the emperor was a daughter, and this aunt was one of them. She also served the emperor's bath before.

Li Yuntang was thinking about why the old emperor chose this court lady, when he heard the young emperor's urging question:
"Yuntang said something, will it or won't it?"

"Yes, of course!" Li Yuntang agreed with a lot of confidence, after all, this was his old profession.

In his previous life, when he was live broadcasting on a certain video barrage website, he also carried out ASMR business for a period of time, so he also learned some ear-picking skills along the way; now these skills can be used on the emperor.

Thinking of this, Li Yuntang immediately took off his shoes, and shamelessly climbed onto the imperial couch; after sitting upright on his knees, he patted his thigh under the strange eyes of the little emperor, and at the same time said with restrained joy:

"The emperor, please come closer and rest on my lap, so that I can clean up for the emperor..."

(End of this chapter)