I smashed the emperor's daughter

Chapter 42 The Little Emperor's Feet

The little emperor's palms were itchy because of Li Yuntang's panting; seeing that he no longer said "think of other ways" in his mouth, she calmed down and quickly withdrew her hand.

Then Li Yu leaned back on the reclining chair, swept his bright eyes, and saw that his shoes were out of shape, and blurted out angrily:

"You made my shoes like that, how can you teach me how to wear them?"

After Li Yuntang was so drunk, his hands immediately relaxed, and he spread the soft-soled sandals on his thighs, and put down an elbow to flatten the shoes.

He was thinking of explaining to the emperor that he didn't do it on purpose, but before he could open his mouth, he was preempted by the little emperor's faltering words:
"Don't be dazed, since it's done, hurry up and put the shoes on for me."

Before the words fell, a white, tender, and pretty bare foot had already reached in front of Li Yuntang. The outermost little toe, which was as cute as a tender lotus root bud, was only less than three inches away from the tip of his nose. .

Li Yuntang looked at the jade foot in front of him, the lower arch of the foot outlined a perfect curve, and the back of the foot was as smooth as fat, without a single blemish.

He suppressed the idea of ​​holding it in his heart, and instead, a teasing thought came into his mind; then Li Yuntang covered his nose with his hand, frowned and said:
"The emperor's feet today seem to have a strange smell, like - salted fish that has been marinated for a long time."

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

Hearing this, the little emperor's blushing face turned red in an instant; his shame turned into anger, and he stepped on his chest, cursing coquettishly:
"If you dare to say it stinks, I will smoke you well!"

Also, if my feet really stink, then the shoes must also smell. Your hand that was holding the shoes before is now covering your mouth. Don't you like the smell! "

The more he talked, the more the little emperor felt that Li Yuntang was playing tricks on purpose, so he wanted to kick him again, but this time, not only failed, but made himself scream:
"Presumptuous! Li Yuntang, what are you trying to do by holding on to my feet?"

After the "hit-and-run" foot was firmly captured, Li Yuntang put his hand around the little emperor's ankle; the thumb and middle finger on his hand were separated by the delicate ankle bone. Buckle it down.

He wanted to play with Li Yu again, but after feeling the coldness from his hand, he knew that the little emperor was still weak, so he put away his jokes.

The reason why the Nuan Pavilion in the palace is called the Nuan Pavilion is because the floor is hollowed out to store charcoal for heating; in this way, the temperature in the house can be kept relatively high in autumn and winter; The reason why all the sleeping halls in the Forbidden City often caught fire and burned.

But now the weather is not very cold, so no charcoal was placed below for heating; as a woman, the little emperor's body fire is not as strong as that of a man, and it hasn't been long since the shoe flew off, and her feet have no warmth.

Thinking of this, Li Yuntang disregarded the emperor's exclamation, untied his outer shirt, and forcibly printed the bare foot on his middle coat; then put his hands together, covered his clothes, and made a human "warm pot" for her.

The little emperor who was originally ashamed and angry in his heart felt the warmth from his feet, and most of his anger was relieved, but his shame was even stronger than before.

After she felt the chill on her feet dissipate, she hurriedly pulled her feet out, turned her back to hide her red cheeks, and reprimanded in a vicious voice:
"Now your clothes must be smelly and salty. I will punish you not to take a bath for a month, so you can stink for a while."

Hearing these childish words, Li Yuntang pursed his lips and smiled, knowing that the little emperor was no longer annoyed; he got up and bent over the emperor, leaned in front of him and apologized:

"My lord, what I just said was just a joke, if my lord is angry, just bite me again."

"Bah, bah, bah, you're not Tang monk meat, you're talking like someone loves to bite you!"

The little emperor lightly exerted force on his elbow, pushed the person beside him back, still turned his back, and changed the topic with his mouth, trying to break the charming atmosphere:
"You should think about it first, how to transport the 10 taels of silver out of the imperial city;
One ingot of official silver is 50 taels, and 60 taels is 1 ingots. The longest point of each ingot is five inches and five cents, the widest part is four inches and five cents, and the height is three inches and two cents;

Put it in a standardized wooden box, one box can hold about 60 ingots, and [-] taels need to be filled with a full fifteen boxes!
How could it be possible to hide it from the eyes and ears of the Empress Dowager Yi'an and transport it out of the palace with ordinary methods?
If the Queen Mother is alarmed, your previous cares will become a moon in the water and a flower in the mirror, and you cannot continue to implement it. "

After the account was settled, Li Yuntang didn't feel how difficult it would be to transport out the silver, but was a little shocked by the emperor's behavior of clearly knowing the size of the silver and the specifications of the outer box.

Presumably she is very concerned about this last deposit; she is very familiar with its specifications and shapes when calculating.

Without thinking about it, Li Yuntang blurted out:

"In the imperial city, the internal transport depot for storing domestic funds and silver is just next to the police office; the two deployments are so close together, and the emperor has the right to dispatch all the keys of the internal transport depot;
Then, taking advantage of the darkness, it is not difficult to drive a few confidantes in the Qianqing Palace to do something like "guarding oneself and stealing".

After the matter is over, the emperor will seal up the internal funds for a period of time, so that no one will notice this matter. "

"What's the use of sending money to the police department?"

As the little emperor was talking, he suddenly thought of the duty of the police chief, which is to serve as a guard of honor for the royal family; and the accompanying utensils of the guard of honor are also stored there, and suddenly realized:
"Yuntang means to hide the silver in my jade scorpion and the accompanying guard of honor, and then when I leave the palace, I can bring out the silver logically?"

"You can't hide this little trick from the emperor," Li Yuntang complimented quietly with a smile, and then added to the little emperor:
"When leaving the palace, the emperor can do a small book, so that the number of people can be controlled to about a hundred; when he arrives at the place, gather some people in the distance, leaving only relatives and friends to guard by the guard of honor;

Before that, I will contact the police in Nanya in advance, and let them arrive at the appointed place on time, and let them take away the money in the house when there are only eunuchs, the emperor's confidants, around the guard of honor;
In this way, the movement of Yunyin can be minimized; but I don't know if there are dozens of servants who are tight-lipped around the emperor. "

The little emperor suddenly turned her head, her face was stern, and there was a hint of sternness, not even a shy look; her eyes raised coldly, and she said in a cold voice:

"In my Qianqing Palace, there used to be some people with both heads and ends, but before you entered the palace, you met the King of Hades for no apparent reason!"

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