I smashed the emperor's daughter

Chapter 35 The little emperor is jealous

"When life is at stake, my mind is full of such dirty things. If this continues, sooner or later I will die in a woman's belly!"

Li Yuntang tried his best to stop his thoughts, and then began to think about how to tactfully reject the princess; but he didn't expect that a eunuch not far away would talk more:

"Your Highness, he is not from Chengqian Palace, but from Qianqing Palace."

"Did I let you talk!"

Hearing the "whistleblower", Princess Kun'an not only refused to accept the favor, but turned cold, and shouted at the eunuchs who were further away:

"Come on, clap your mouth;

He looks ugly and has an ugly voice, yet he dares to stand in front of me and make a lot of noise! "

Li Yuntang saw the eunuch pretending to be smart and flattered the horse's leg, and sneered in his heart; but after the princess finished speaking, she turned her eyes back to him, and asked again:
"It doesn't matter which palace you are from, I will go to Qianqing Palace and tell you, it is not difficult to ask the emperor to let you go;

On the mother and queen's side, I didn't speak out to dissuade you, you have already suffered flesh and blood once; going to my palace now is also considered to repay this kindness;

How about it, have you considered it? "

There was a hint of threat in Princess Kun'an's tone, and Li Yuntang couldn't help thinking: Punish the eunuch not only because he opened his mouth without authorization, but also because of the meaning of killing chickens and monkeys.

As a fake eunuch, Li Yuntang is naturally unwilling to go to the princess's Zhaojian Palace, because without the emperor's care, the extra thing on his body can be easily discovered; besides, the princess looks far less than the little emperor To be honest, it's not easy to get along with her.

But bluntly refusing is definitely not going to do anything good, Li Yuntang thought for a while and brought the focus to other things:
"If Your Highness wants to eat that 'boiled cabbage' right now, this servant has a solution, as long as His Highness informs the eunuch guarding in front of Chengqian Gate, let this servant cook in the imperial dining room..."

"Imperial Room?"

Princess Kun'an turned her sly eyes back and forth, and soon heard something was wrong:
"You eunuch, you have a lot of bad water in your stomach. Looking at the posture of the queen mother just now, I can guess that you were forcibly brought to Chengqian Palace; if I let you out, wouldn't that violate the queen mother's intention?"

At this point, the princess suppressed the little smile left on her face, took out a pearl flower hairpin from her bosom, put it on Li Yuntang's face, and threatened the untied trace:
"However, this reminds me that you can't let you go out to cook, but you can let people bring in the ingredients. It just so happens that there is also a pot for boiling water in Chengqian Palace, which can be barely used;
Hurry up and tell me the ingredients you need, I will send someone to record them into a list, and go to the imperial dining room outside to pick them up;
I won't punish you for your little thought before, if you can't make delicious dishes with all the ingredients, then I'll tell you——

Calculate the new account and the old account together! "

Looking at the tip of the hairpin that was only a few millimeters away from his forehead, Li Yuntang dared not say a word, but he couldn't help sighing in his heart:
The little emperor and the princess are indeed sisters, even the way they threaten themselves is exactly the same; the only difference is the difference in the use of utensils.

Accompanied by the princess's shout, an eunuch with a pen and paper came to the two of them; Li Yuntang did not hesitate, and told the ingredients like a few treasures, and emphasized that all ingredients must be the freshest, just to prolong their preparation time .

Looking at the eunuch who took orders to leave, Li Yuntang only hoped that the little emperor would come back soon; although in his previous life, he really cooked the dish of "boiled cabbage", but his identity was not a cook, but a video barrage website An up master.

Li Yuntang relies on that website to publish some videos about history, military affairs, politics, economy and technology, and making food to earn income to support himself; key policy expert".

But the problem is, it took him more than a week to make the video of boiled cabbage in water. He used twelve hens and half a snakeskin bag of cabbage to "refine" it into a blind dish. How can he accomplish...

Besides, Princess Kun'an had already put away the hairpins, ordered someone to fetch a rattan chair, and ordered Li Yuntang to wash his hands; although he didn't understand what the princess meant, the latter still obeyed the order.

When Li Yuntang came back, in the palace courtyard, Princess Kun'an was half lying on the rattan chair, and there was a low stool beside the chair, on which was a basket of small dark purple fruits, which looked like bunches of grapes.

The eldest princess, who half-closed her eyes, caught a glimpse of the person coming back from the corner of her eye, and immediately called softly:
"Come here, peel the grapes for me!"

Even though there were thousands of reluctances in his heart, Li Yuntang could not disobey the order, he moved reluctantly, moved in front of the princess, squatted down and peeled the grapes.

He carefully fed the grapes, and Princess Kun'an sucked lightly with her small mouth, peeling off the remaining connection between the pulp and the skin; after swallowing, she puffed up her cheeks slightly to chew, and finally spit lightly, turning the grape seeds into A parabola returns to the spittoon impartially.

During this period, Li Yuntang's fingertips occasionally touched Princess Kun'an's lips and teeth, but he didn't intend to have any evil thoughts about that unforgettable touch.
"The service of a handsome servant makes me more appetizing."

Such a quiet princess doesn't really annoy Li Yuntang; on the contrary, her meticulous behavior of spitting every grape seed into the spittoon is vaguely cute.

I don't know how much time passed, but there was a voice calling the door from Chengqian Gate, Li Yuntang's heart tightened, and the work he was doing stopped for a while. This action immediately aroused Princess Kun'an's dissatisfaction and urged him not to stop.

It's about whether he can get out of danger, how could Li Yuntang be in the mood to serve others, his eyes are not willing to leave the door of Chengqianmen for a moment; he still has fruit in his hand.

In the end, because there was no vision correction, it was sent to a crooked place and directly stuck on the princess's nose. Princess Kun'an suddenly stood up and cursed like a kitten whose tail was stepped on:
"I'm going to die, you rough-handed servant, how dare you make my face all over!"

At the same time, the door finally opened, but the exposed head made Li Yuntang's heart a little cold - it was the eunuch who was ordered to go to the outer city!

But as soon as the eunuch leaned into half of his body, he staggered and fell on the threshold as if he had been kicked by someone.

Afterwards, a familiar face wearing a Yan Bian crown appeared at the door, and Li Yuntang breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this face.

But when the little emperor saw Li Yuntang serving his sister, the anxiety on his face quickly turned into annoyance. At this moment, she wished she could grab the fake eunuch's ear and scold him severely.

As for the little emperor, he felt even more unwilling:
"Whether it's acquaintance or being the master, it's clear that I was the first...

You, Li Yuntang, have never fed me grapes!

I shouldn't have come to save you, bastard(*)"

　I actually want to say that the little emperor is not stupid and sweet, but just a bit of a little girl. After all, characters need to grow up, right...

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