Chapter 16 The Peck

"Ugh..."

After being infused with this neither hot nor cold fragrant soup, Li Yuntang was in a daze for a few breaths before reaching out his hand to wipe off the water stains on his face, and took another fragrant dry towel, and was about to wipe it off. Wipe the head and upper body.

But before that, some bath water had already flowed down his cheeks and slipped into the corner of his mouth; after he reacted, he spit three times:

"Bah, bah, bah!"

When the little emperor saw that the soup he was bathing in actually flowed into Li Yuntang's mouth, the anger in his heart had already turned into a charming smile, and he couldn't help cursing:
"It's what you deserve, I've taught you to be glib all day long, so let's gargle your mouth with this hot soup!"

gargle?

I'm afraid the little emperor doesn't know that there are some lecherous and hungry ghosts who can drink up the bucket of bath water you soaked in.

Among other things, there is a TV series called "Brilliant Spring Pig Bajie" in later generations. When the man in the TV series heard that the steamed buns in the steamed bun shop were made from Chang'e's bath water and noodles, he almost missed the shop when he bought the steamed buns. The threshold was broken.
"what!"

He was silently arguing with the little emperor in his heart, but when he heard an exclamation from the bathtub, Li Yuntang quickly put aside his distracting thoughts and asked with concern:
"My lord, what's the matter?"

"It's all your fault that you said 'lusting the cat', so I opened my eyes and wanted to hit you with something, but the medicine used to wash my hair seeped into my eyes!
Come here and help me wash it off! "

Uh……

If you dive into the water yourself, you can just wash it away!
Of course, Li Yuntang didn't dare to say this directly, so he could only secretly reply in his heart.

Then he thought to himself: The little emperor's eyes are fascinated, so he can't see anything?

Having figured this out, Li Yuntang suddenly became bold, took off the belt over his eyes, and casually threw it aside.

Since then, the last layer of "window paper" between him and the emperor has finally been pierced.

Immediately, a beautiful picture of a girl bathing came into view:

The hot air rising from the bathtub is like the misty fairy smoke above the heavenly palace, adding a sense of holiness to the little emperor's body; it also reminds Li Yuntang——

This is the most honorable woman in the world!

What also attracted his attention was the black and beautiful long hair that fell over his shoulders; occasionally a strand or two of wet hair stuck to the little emperor's white and flawless cheeks in an "unorthodox" way, adding to his purity. A little bit charming.

Further down, there is a pair of jade shoulders; the delicate collarbone in the shape of a "one character" can be exposed outside the bath, and two shallow dimples are outlined on both sides of the beautiful and slender neck
Li Yuntang had a whim, if he could use this nest as a bottle, garnish it with fine Dukang wine for one or two renminbi, and drink it all up, it would be a bliss in the world.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help his blood surging, and secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Li Yuntang, what are you dawdling about? It's fine if you don't move, you don't even respond!"

After being urged again and again, Li Yuntang woke up like a dream. After restraining his gradually increasing panting, he took the ladle floating on the bathtub and filled it in the hot water bucket next to it.

Then he leaned closer to a place less than three inches away from the little emperor, and blew a gentle wind towards her face; at the same time, he poured water with one hand, and wiped off the foam on the emperor's face with the other.

I don't know if he was touched on the cheek or was steamed by the rising water vapor. When the little emperor's vision gradually became clear, his face gradually flushed.

"Li Yuntang, who allowed you to take off my jade belt!"

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the eyes of the fake eunuch in front of him, staring as big as copper bells, and the little emperor opened his mouth and choked.

When she came back to her senses, she quickly put her hands together in front of her shoulders, her face turned from a thin flush to instantly red enough to bleed.

"How dare you resist the order?"

The little emperor questioned immediately, his eyes were not idle, he wanted to find something convenient, hit him again, let him have a long memory.

No, the indescribable places are all under the water, and I haven't seen any private places. Is there any need to be so anxious?

Seeing the little emperor's move again, Li Yuntang cursed in his heart.

Then, he hastily made up a reason:
"My lord, in an emergency, I can only obey the authority; I would rather resist the order and be punished than see the lord suffer a little more."

"Hmph, that sounds nice..."

A silly smile flashed across the face of the little emperor when he heard the words, but when he saw the person in front of him suddenly disappearing, he immediately raised his eyebrows, gritted his silver teeth and reprimanded:
"If you don't shrink your body behind the barrel, I will believe it!"

"Okay, I can't hide behind..."

Li Yuntang reckoned that the little emperor would splash himself with water at most, anyway, his whole body was already drenched, and he was not afraid of itching when there were too many lice, so it was better for him to stand up and let the emperor calm down his temper.

Who knew that Li Yuntang felt a black shadow just before his eyes, and before he could see it clearly, there was a soft touch of soft jade on his face, and the little emperor's angry voice came back to his ears:
"If I don't kick you, it will be difficult to dispel the hatred in my heart."

This little emperor actually lifted a jade foot out of the tub, and directly imprinted it on Li Yuntang's face!
But after only a short while, she regretted it; because this delicate emperor felt the heat from the soles of her feet, which made her feet itch.

"Let's go, let's go, what are you doing!" Like a frightened bird, the little emperor withdrew his foot quickly, but the complaints on his mouth didn't stop: "Really, I really don't feel ashamed..."

"The royal foot of the emperor stepped on my face, how dare I move it lightly," Li Yuntang looked aggrieved, I don't know whether it was pretending or real, and began to pour bitter water from his mouth: "But people always have to breathe, can it be that the emperor Grandpa wants to suffocate me..."

Seeing Li Yuntang's embarrassed face, the little emperor finally softened her heart, thinking that she had never been seen in her secret place, she chose not to pursue it, and then ordered:
"Bring a dry towel and blot the water stains from my hair."

Li Yuntang didn't dare to hesitate, quickly took a clean towel, took the little emperor's black hair from the back of her head to the front of her body, wrapped it in a towel, and rubbed it gently.

After drying off, Li Yuntang looked at the little emperor who was close at hand, and was fascinated by it.

Her unpainted face was pale and red, and her eyes looked like she wanted to refuse but still welcome...

Unable to hold back one, Li Yuntang pecked at it.

"what!"

As soon as he touched it, in less than a breath, he jumped away like an electric shock, covering his lower lip with his right hand, and he faltered, "Hiss...it hurts, it's... all bleeding from biting."

"Deserved!"

The little emperor was a little proud because she moved back to another city, but she seemed to remember something soon, and asked sharply:
"How are you so skilled?

Presumably, many maids in the palace are often used by you to practice, right? "

Li Yuntang was about to deny it, but smelled a hint of conspiracy:
This question seems to have been tested before?

If you can't answer well, just send a proposition!

He immediately overturned the emperor's words:
"My lord, I swear to the heavens, in the Qianqing Palace, I will always keep a distance of more than five feet from the maid of honor. If you violate the oath, let me go, let me go!"

After thinking about it for a while, Li Yuntang decided to use the dead cheap father as a shield. Anyway, he is not his own father, which can greatly enhance his credibility.

After making up his mind, he suddenly pretended to be solemn, and continued, "This will make it impossible for my royal father to redress his grievances for the rest of his life!"

Seeing that Li Yuntang moved out even the dead King Qin, the little emperor finally believed it, and ordered him to step down after taking a long breath, while he had to change his clothes and go out of the bath.

Li Yuntang came out according to the order, came to Zhaoren Hall, glanced inadvertently, and was attracted by a huge map on the wall.

(End of this chapter)

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