I smashed the emperor's daughter

Chapter 14 Preparing for the Bath
"what?"

Li Yuntang was startled at first, and then saw the little pride in the little emperor's shyness, and then realized that this was deliberately not mentioning the matter of reusing the inner court, and used it to punish him for beating around the bush.

But the problem is, doing this didn't make Li Yuntang feel the slightest bit depressed, but rather...

Little excitement!
"My lord, this man and woman can't accept each other; I'm a man anyway, if I see the lord's unkempt appearance, I'm afraid it's against the rules of etiquette?"

It is a beautiful thing to serve the little emperor to take a bath and change clothes, but one has to reserve three points for speaking; if Li Yuntang behaves impatiently, it will inevitably be inferior.

Not to mention that if this was a test, if he fell into the trap in an impulsive and reckless manner, wouldn't he be embarrassing?

The little emperor saw Li Yuntang's strange face, and there was a faint look of anticipation on his face, knowing that his mind had been moved, he felt ashamed and angry, and stretched out his hand to pinch the fake eunuch's waist, and then shouted angrily:
"Don't think about it, your mind is full of dirty thoughts, it's not what you think!"

Li Yuntang bared his teeth in pain, but he didn't dare to fight back, so he could only dodge, but he didn't show weakness at all:

"My lord, I didn't think about anything, why my mind is full of nasty things, my lord has a golden rule, I don't want to talk nonsense."

When he said this, he was still enduring the pain, with a puzzled expression on his face, looking a little out of control.

"The courtiers outside don't see me, the queen mother suppresses me, and now even you can play with me..."

The little emperor was extremely ashamed and resentful, unable to contain himself for a while, his eyes suddenly filled with tears.

"I'm upset, I just want to take a good wash, find someone to squeeze my shoulders and wipe my back, to relieve the pressure on my body;

But in this world, only you know that I am a daughter, so who else can do this for me except you?
Ordinary people can still go to the mess hall and find someone to take a bath, so why can't I enjoy it a little;
But you are fine, when you mention this, you have a weird smile on your face, presumably you used to hang out with the maids a lot in the palace..."

At this point, Li Yuntang had already moved closer, and the little emperor quickly stopped talking; although the former's indecency annoyed her, she was pure-hearted and regretted that she should not have brought up the matter of Prince Qin's mansion and touched the sadness of the orphan.

But Li Yuntang obviously didn't care, but slowly stretched out both hands to hold the little emperor's face, gently wiped away the tears overflowing from her eyes with his thumb, and then said softly:
"My lord, it's all my fault. My words are vulgar and annoying. You can beat me whenever you want, and you can pinch me anytime you want. If I frown, I will die like an eunuch."

"You are going to die, what about my queen..."

The little emperor was coaxed by this, most of the anger in his heart disappeared, his eyes no longer shed tears, but his voice was still a little choked up.

"You speak frivolously, and I will punish you. This time, I will not order Jing Yunhai to send someone to prepare hot water. I will ask you to find a way to solve it yourself!"

Li Yuntang naturally agreed repeatedly, not daring to be negligent, for fear that if the little emperor loses his temper, he will have to coax him for a long time.

But after he left the palace gate, he realized that the punishment the little emperor said was not a joke, but a real punishment:
Because in this Qianqing Palace, Li Yuntang is the lowest-ranking Huoist, and if there is anything on weekdays, the little emperor will order Jing Yunhai, who is in charge of all matters in the Qianqing Palace, to let him do it.

Without the order of the little emperor, Li Yuntang could not do anything to anyone; and because he became the emperor's most trusted person, Jing Yunhai developed a slight hostility towards him.

Even though the chief eunuch did not dare to do anything to Li Yuntang, it was not difficult to prevent the eunuchs in Qianqing Palace from helping him.

As for the maids, his looks are there, if he agrees to meet them, he will be able to control him; but if the little emperor finds out, he will probably be ten times more angry than he is now.

In other words, with such a big bucket of bath water, he might have to boil it himself.

Leaving aside how tired I am, the most important thing is that as a modern person, Li Yuntang doesn't even know how to start a fire...

"How about correcting an edict first?"

As soon as this idea came up, it was rejected by Li Yuntang himself. To do this kind of thing under the eyes of the emperor is to hang himself for a long time-he thinks his life is too long!

Then he saw Jing Yunhai walking into the palace courtyard, he suddenly thought about it, opened his mouth and shouted:
"Director Jing, take a step to speak!"

Jing Yunhai didn't want to respond at first when he heard the cry, but after weighing the pros and cons, he still responded and replied:
"Brother Yuntang called our family because the emperor was very dissatisfied with the performance of the officials this morning?"

Although Jing Yunhai didn't go in front of Huangji Gate, but the two eunuchs standing upright behind the emperor early in the morning were both from Qianqing Palace and under his control, so he naturally knew.

"No, of course not."

The policy of using the inner court to check and balance the outer court is top secret. The little emperor only summoned Li Yuntang to discuss it, and he just didn't want others to know. So even though Jing Yunhai was the little emperor's companion when he was in the East Palace, and is now the emperor's confidant, he did not Tell half a word.

Hearing this, a hint of disappointment flashed across Jing Yunhai's face, but Li Yuntang's words after that made his thoughts come alive again.

"However, the position of eunuch in the handprint of the Ceremony Disciplinary Inspection Department has been pending. Naturally, I am not qualified, but..."

Although the strategy of internal control and external control cannot be said nonsense, it is foreseeable that the little emperor will definitely use his cronies to control this department, so it is not an exaggeration for Li Yuntang to draw a big cake like this.

"But what!"

Jing Yunhai was aroused by these words and hurriedly asked.

"Oh, Director Jing, let's talk about it next time; the emperor is still waiting for me to prepare hot water, and then take a bath!"

While speaking, Li Yuntang had already turned his head, and walked to the side room - a pot stove was newly built in the Qianqing Palace, and he was in the side room.

Jing Yunhai was dumbfounded, with an expression of "I took off my pants, but you showed me this", immediately stretched out his hand, and said with a smile on his face:
"That kind of thing, our family can just order someone to do it, Mr. Tang, you should tell me about the Ceremony and Discipline Inspection Department first!"

"Oh, no, no, no," Li Yuntang laughed inwardly as the eunuch took the bait, but shook his head more diligently than a rattle, "Since the emperor said to let me burn it, there must be deep meaning, how dare I put the blame on others?"

"Eunuch Tang, this matter is on our family's shoulders. If anyone who doesn't have eyes dares to talk nonsense, our family will let him go to the clothing bureau to work for the rest of his life."

Jing Yunhai insisted on finding someone to do it for him, and then pulled Li Yuntang to find a secret place to talk privately.

While walking, the chief eunuch did not forget to flatter:
"Eunuch Tang just persuaded the emperor to take a bath. It seems that after the death of Aunt Xu, the emperor has never found other servants to serve and bathe. Now the emperor treats Eunuch Tang very well!"

Hearing this, Li Yuntang suddenly remembered something unreasonable:
The Aunt Xu mentioned by Jing Yunhai is probably the emperor's wet nurse. Since this wet nurse can bathe the little emperor, she must know the identity of his daughter.

The little emperor's birth mother didn't know she was a girl yet, but the wet nurse did, which was too unreasonable.

So he immediately asked: "Aunt Xu, how did you die?"

Being asked such a question suddenly, Jing Yunhai was taken aback for a moment, then rolled his eyes and calculated for a moment, then replied:
"I heard that when the old emperor came to heaven, Aunt Xu was heartbroken and died like a follower...

Our family reckons, it's like in the Three Kingdoms storybook, Xiahou Dun followed Cao Mengde to die! "

Follow the same die?
Li Yuntang scoffed at this rhetoric in his heart, and he had his own conclusion in his heart:
The old emperor was afraid that she would reveal the secret, so he killed her!

　There is another chapter today, try to come out before 0:[-]!

　　
　
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