I smashed the emperor's daughter

From a distance, Li Yuntang saw the little emperor hammering hard on the white marble armrest, then immediately turned and returned to the main hall, sweating profusely on his forehead; and there was only one thought left in his mind:
This is really yellow mud falling into the crotch-it's either shit or shit!

Li Yuntang, who was frustrated in his chest, realized that Wen Quanzhen hadn't let go, and a lot of anger suddenly arose in his heart. He broke free with all his strength, and then, ignoring the slipping silver ingot, he grabbed the female officer's wrist with his backhand, and then pushed forward hard. pull.

After all, Wen Quanzhen was a woman, and since she hadn't eaten for half a day, she was almost powerless at the moment, so when Li Yuntang, who was four or five years younger than her, pulled her, she staggered under her feet and almost fell into her arms.

After barely stabilizing her figure, she heard Li Yuntang angrily reprimand before she had time to speak:
"Wen Quanzhen... You did it on purpose, right? To pester me in front of the emperor, what is your intention!"

"Where is the emperor... I don't understand what you mean, let go, let go!"

Wen Quanzhen was struggling while talking, but it was a pity that her body was weak, and her slender wrist was easily clasped by the eunuch in front of her, and she couldn't move an inch.

Li Yuntang also knew that it was not appropriate to be entangled with her right now, so he gradually let go of his hand, and then walked away; Wen Quanzhen, clutching his painful wrist, looked at the palace blankly, but did not see the emperor's shadow.

Then she suddenly remembered something, looked outside the palace gate again, but saw only darkness, she murmured a little lonely:
"As for the silver, that's a monthly case that I've saved for a long time..."

Besides, after Li Yuntang entered the Yuehua Gate, he ran towards the main hall of Qianqing Palace with the wind under his feet, but before he could climb the jade steps in front of the palace, he ran into Jing Yunhai head-on, who asked without even saying hello. road:
"Brother Yuntang, why is it that the emperor is so angry after taking a few steps outside the hall? Who is he angry at?"

Hearing that Jing Yunhai's voice was a bit vague, Li Yuntang glanced up curiously, and then saw a small five-fingerprint on Jing Yunhai's face, and his heart suddenly turned cold.

"Brother Hai, your face..."

"Hey, the rules in the palace don't allow you to discuss things. As a brother, I can only remind you that the emperor is very angry today, so please take care of yourself."

Looking at the old man who blocked the slap in front of him, Li Yuntang was a little scared and wanted to laugh. After thinking for a while, he decided to say a few words of comfort:
"Brother Hai, you have been wronged, the emperor was angry for a while, wait for me to say something nice for you..."

"We slaves, aren't we born with this fate? Besides, the emperor's kindness to me is as great as a mountain. Ordinary court ladies and eunuchs can't get this slap."

Jing Yunhai's consciousness is quite high, and he can't hear any resentment inside or outside the words. After comforting himself, he seemed to remember something, and reminded him a little closer:
"By the way, I came out of the palace to wait for you. The emperor asked me to bring a Taoist order..."

"What oral order!" Li Yuntang hurriedly asked as soon as he heard that things turned around, as if he had been given a shot in the arm.

"The emperor said: 'If Li Yuntang comes back, let him get out quickly.'"

……

After Li Yuntang listened, the rest of his heart went cold.

Walking all the way to the warm pavilion where the little emperor stayed, Li Yuntang's head was buzzing, and he didn't know how to explain it; after all, this Wen Quanzhen had a special status, but he was not clear with others at this juncture, and he was really a bit "not sure". long eyes".

But the matter has come to this point, and there is no turning back, Li Yuntang still bite the bullet and knocked on the door, only a moment later, there was a curse from inside:
"Who is outside? Doesn't he have a mouth?"

"My lord, it's...it's me."

"What are you doing outside, being a door god? Come in!"

Li Yuntang had no choice but to push the door and enter, and after entering, he saw the little emperor sitting upright, his face was cold and expressionless, his eyes were firmly fixed on himself, without moving a bit.

"My lord..."

"Do you dare to resist the order?"

Before Li Yuntang could say anything, he was choked back by the words "little emperor". He was thinking about where he could resist the order, when he heard the emperor say:
"Didn't I tell you to get out?"

Li Yuntang thought about the anger in the emperor's heart, so he decided to follow her wishes first, so as to prevent the misunderstanding from getting worse, he said in a flattering tone: "How about I go out first, and then get out..."

"puff."

Li Yuntang, who seemed to hear a chuckle, hurriedly looked up, but saw that the little emperor's complexion hadn't changed much, but the two thin lips were tighter than before, and his face was a little rosier.

"Cough cough."

The little emperor cleared his throat, adjusted his sitting posture by the way, stretched his fingers into Li Yuntang's arms, and his voice returned to the coolness it had just had:
"What is hiding in your bosom? Could it be that the lady clerk gave it to you just now, covering it so tightly?"

Li Yuntang walked forward slowly, took out the account books and envelopes in his arms, and presented them to the young emperor Qianqian with both hands, introducing:
"The emperor was joking. These are the account books and two secret reports presented by the police Nan Yamen. They have nothing to do with Wen Quanzhen."

"Hey, it took me less than a stick of incense to know someone else's name, so you really have nothing to do with her?"

Being asked such a question, Li Yuntang couldn't think of any excuses for a while, so he had to carefully put the account book on the case; and just at this moment, his stomach growled.

The little emperor was a little surprised when he heard the voice, and when she looked closely, she found that Li Yuntang's eyes were covered with bloodshot eyes, the net scarf and headband that bound his hair were loose, the neckline of his jacket was also a little yellow, and his body was even more serious. It has a faint sweaty smell.

"Yuntang's sweat smell is not very unpleasant... What am I thinking!"

After clearing his mind, the little emperor leaned back on the throne, and asked in a nonchalant tone:
"What, are you hungry?"

"I only ate a few pieces of pastries before leaving the palace, and I have never eaten anything other than that..."

"Here, did you see the stove over there?" The little emperor raised his chin and pouted his mouth to the left, "There is some supper warmed on the steaming grid on the first floor, go and get it."

After hearing this, Li Yuntang's eyes lit up, and his heart immediately became clearer—this is all for him to eat, doesn't it mean that the little emperor's anger has disappeared, and this matter has been fooled?

He didn't dare to hesitate, and immediately walked towards the stove pointed by the little emperor, and after a few back and forth, he presented all the cups, plates and bowls inside to the emperor's imperial case.

However, there is enough to eat, but after searching a lot, Li Yuntang found that there was no tableware, so he asked the little emperor for instructions:
"My lord, the imperial dining room seems to have forgotten to prepare chopsticks, please wait a moment, my lord, I will go find a pair."

"Who said there are no chopsticks?" The little emperor stretched out his right hand, and somehow conjured a pair of jade chopsticks out of nowhere, and waved them in front of Li Yuntang's eyes, "You don't need to get them, I have them here."

"Only... only one pair?"

Li Yuntang smelled something bad, thinking that this little girl wouldn't want to let him go hungry, so he just watched her feast on it, right?
This is too cruel!
"Don't worry, why would I let you watch?" The little emperor seemed to have seen through Li Yuntang's mind, teased, and then pointed to a golden basin to the right, "Go and wash your hands, and wash them clean."

Li Yuntang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, secretly thinking that it would be better to grab it with his hands than nothing, so he turned to wash his hands, but when he returned after washing and drying, he found that the little emperor was pushing a plate of buns in front of him.

Somewhat puzzled, Li Yuntang pointed to the plate and asked tentatively: "What does the emperor mean, I can only eat this plate of buns?"

"of course not."

The little emperor denied it casually, her expression slowed down, she was not as serious as before, she handed over a big empty bowl, and ordered:
"Tear the steamed buns on this plate into small pieces, and then put them all into a big bowl; remember clearly, you have to tear them into fingernail size, neither too big nor too small, or I will punish you severely !"

"You...you are too vicious, it's fine if you don't let me eat it, it's fine if you let me watch you eat it, and you want me to break the bun for you!

If I had known this, I shouldn't have washed my hands so clean just now, I should have picked my nose, or even..."

Li Yuntang was thinking viciously, but he didn't dare to show his extreme dissatisfaction on his face, and he was even more meticulous in his movements, not daring to be negligent, and the broken buns in the big bowl gradually piled up into a hill...

"Hmm...beautiful."

With the last mouthful of steamed buns accompanied by mutton soup, the little emperor let out a sigh of satisfaction, and even uttered a "local dialect" from his mouth.

Li Yuntang, on the other hand, was fascinated by the contented little emperor, with sweat dripping from her nose, pink face and peach cheeks, and a few disobedient strands of hair curled up on her fair neck, which made people feel both playful and charming .

Looking at such a lovely girl, he felt that he was not so hungry anymore.

"are you hungry?"

Li Yuntang was taken aback by the sudden question from the little emperor, and then said truthfully: "Going back to the emperor, I'm still a little hungry."

"Seeing that you've put your heart into breaking the steamed buns, I'll give you a meal. There's still some food on the bottom floor of the stove. Go and take it out and eat."

Hearing that the little emperor's voice had returned to normal, Li Yuntang knew that what she said was no longer angry, and he was relieved immediately, and quickly brought the food, but there was still no tableware.

He looked at the young emperor, but he didn't dare to ask for it. The little emperor blushed a little more, and handed over the jade chopsticks in his hand:
"I forgot to prepare. There are side-use ones here. If Yuntang doesn't want to use them, you don't have to."

"Thank you, the emperor, for giving me the chopsticks."

Li Yuntang took the chopsticks with both hands, straightened his face, and said respectfully:
"My lord, I shouldn't have gotten too close to Wen Siwei, please punish me severely."

The little emperor picked up the account books on the case, flipped through a few pages, and said:
"There's no need to be responsible, I won't distrust you, I'm just afraid that when you see Wen Siwei's beauty and pity, you'll fall for her and say you did something wrong;
Just like this account book, if Yuntang didn't pay attention to such an important thing, she saw it once or twice, and turned to inform Chengqian Palace, how would it end? "

"The emperor's lesson is that I will definitely stay away from Wen Siwei in the future. If I violate the agreement, then..."

"What? If you don't say it, I will say it for you?"

The little emperor pressed his lips step by step, not giving Li Yuntang the slightest chance to retreat:
"If you continue to get entangled with Wen Quanzhen, then I will send you to Chengqian Palace and let the Queen Mother punish you both!
When you left the palace in the morning, you asked me for a badge, saying that you hated the Queen Mother, and you wanted to avoid the eyeliner of Chengqian Palace. I was reluctant to punish you, and the Queen Mother would not forgive you lightly. "

After Li Yuntang heard this, his back immediately turned cold. If the little emperor really sent himself to the Empress Dowager Yi'an, then his life might be over, so he immediately promised:
"It's hard to chase after a gentleman's words, my lord, I will do what I say!"

After getting this guarantee, the little emperor nodded slightly, as if quite satisfied, she got up and walked to Li Yuntang, and stuffed a bunch of copper keys into his hand:
"This is the key to the straight room in the northeast of Qianqing Palace, you can live there from today;
In order to save money in the palace, I have ordered that the heating channels under here do not have to be fully opened, it is already late autumn, and the warm pavilion in the palace is so big, it will be difficult to endure if it is not heated;
So let you live in the straight room below, there is a stove burning, it is much warmer than other palaces, the northeast and northwest two best straight rooms, the northwest one is given to Jing Yunhai, you live in the northeast one Bar. "

"My lord," Li Yuntang tried hard to swallow the food in his mouth, his heart fluttered, "I think you can actually live here..."

"That's a good idea!" The little emperor gave a slap in the face casually, "You little thief, you still want, you still want to squeeze into the same bed with me...

Not ashamed! "

"My lord, I can also play on the floor..." Li Yuntang didn't give up, he was still fighting for that insignificant opportunity.

"Don't think about it, don't think that I don't know what you're thinking!"

Li Yuntang saw that there was no chance, so he was a little discouraged, and muttered in a low voice:
"Cut... We slept together when you got drunk that day, and now I'm not allowed to sleep on the bed——

Don't beg me to go up in the future! "

"Li Yuntang, what did you just say!"

"No, nothing..."

Li Yuntang quickly picked up a few mouthfuls of rice, and his voice quickly became blurred.

After drinking and eating, Li Yuntang reluctantly left the main hall, feeling a lot more refreshed, and seeing that there was no one at the Yuehua Gate, he felt a lot more free.

He put the big ring of the key on his index finger, and turned the key ring in his hand as he walked, but a careless, the key on his finger came out of his hand and flew out!

Li Yuntang was dumbfounded immediately, he just turned around and didn't even see which way the keys flew when he let go of his hands; in the dark night, in the huge Qianqing Palace, how do you find a bunch of keys?
Go back to find the little emperor?

He immediately denied this option. The little emperor would definitely feel that he had lost the key on purpose, and then he would reprimand him for his dirty mind.

Squeeze with Jing Yunhai all night?

Li Yuntang thought for a while about Jing Yunhai's indistinct smell, and mixed it with the powder he had applied to cover up the smell, and hurriedly put this option out of his mind.

In the midst of entanglement, Li Yuntang suddenly thought that the key to the straight room where he was recovering from his injuries seemed to be still in his hands; It is not difficult to deal with a broken bed for one night.

After making up his mind, Li Yuntang went straight to the straight room, but found that the lock on the outside was missing; he pushed the door casually but failed to open it, instead it made a lot of noise, the door should be locked from the inside up.

Before Li Yuntang could do anything, a woman's exclamation suddenly came from inside:
"Who, who is pushing the door."

He only felt that the voice was so familiar, and then reacted instantly——

It's Wen Quanzhen!