Alliance: I'm invincible when I start the re-engraved scene

Chapter 78 Layout!What is a pattern!

"You are really Xiao An playing the captain - I can't hold back!"

"During the interview: the master of the cover device, after the interview: the liberator?"

"Urine: Farewell! Cage!"

"I'll whistle if I'm there!"

Xu Xiaoan, who already knew that things were going in an unpredictable direction, fell into persistent autism on the way back to the base.

Others rely on buckets for hot searches.

On the trending search by yourself?By holding back urine, right?
No, it should be said.

It was originally a handsome group of classic local fire scenes.

I was stunned by my own Weibo, which directly disturbed me.

The human setting has collapsed!

I fucking don't want to be trending in this way!

And the rest...

"I'm sorry to have known you this way" in my mouth.

Actually...

Hahahahahaha!

"By the way, do you know my cat? He always likes to pee on the bed, so I called him to pee."

"???"

"Don't get excited, I'm not implying you, really, I called it by this name several years ago, look! Is it cute?"

"cute."

"It peed on my bed once again. I got up in the middle of the night to change the sheets. When I was about to beat it, do you know what happened afterwards?"

"What?"

"It said, I will post on Weibo first, I ate too many oranges before going to bed hahahahahaha!"

"Your uncle! You are also here to blame me! Day!"

Looking at the phone, everyone who knew him was whipping Xu Xiaoan's corpse repeatedly from different and novel angles.

And Xu Xiaoan is now... quite helpless.

It stands to reason... Shouldn't this famous scene belong to Xiaowei's famous scene when RNG entered the finals?
Why is it now my own?
What made his mentality explode even more was...

Back at the base, as soon as he turned on the live broadcast, there was always a strange smell in the live broadcast room.

"Anchor anchor! I'm done urinating, may I go to play professionally?"

"New here, let me ask, is this the live broadcast room for holding back urine?"

"What is holding your urine in the live broadcast room, this is the toilet! The anchor is in the toilet!"

"Forget the toilet, the hacker has already squatted in the toilet."

"..."

Xu Xiaoan covered his face, thought for a long time, and finally decided on one thing.

Do not break or stand!

Zoom picks up a goblet and blackmails himself, and he can become a duke. Why can't I, Xu Xiaoan?
It didn't take long to get back to the base.

A microblog was posted again.

And it was an unusual advertisement Weibo.

"Authentic Tangerines, picked on the same day, compensation for bad fruit!"

"Thin skin, juicy, sweet and delicious!"

"No ripening, no staining, no waxing!"

At the top of this advertising Weibo, there is a small mark.

From a poverty-stricken county and city across the country, a poverty alleviation project.

Even...Xu Xiaoan specially asked the staff at the base to take a video of himself with the goods.

With the help of this wave of hot searches, I can help those unsalable oranges in poor counties and cities...bring goods!
"Bros!"

"I don't know if you can play a job after eating oranges, but eating oranges will definitely make you urinate smoothly and feel refreshed. Well, it's rich in water and vitamin C..."

"What? Can I play the captain after eating oranges?"

"Okay! I'll teach you! If today's sales can break the record, I'll release a captain's tutorial on another day!"

"By the way, brothers, I have already contacted the local staff. The good brothers who placed the order in this live broadcast room, if these oranges are packed, they will be packed in the limited edition captain's gunpowder barrel!"

For a moment... In the live broadcast room, the fans who watched the excitement were all dumbfounded.

The staff at the base... were dumbfounded.

Even the rest of the RNG team members, who were watching the fun and jokes, were dumbfounded.

On Weibo, the limelight also changed accordingly.

"Fuck! Pattern! This is the fucking pattern!"

"The layout is huge!"

"One thing to say, I really can't feel disgusted by Xiaoan's marketing."

"Good guy, what should I do with the packaging of the captain's gunpowder barrel, I'm really confused!"

And in the base, watching the sales flash by.

A smile appeared on Xu Xiaoan's face.

"Ah!"

"Fans earn so much money!"

"Let you fucking black old man!"

On one side, the staff who have been working on this project with the other side have been completely amazed.

A few days ago, when Xu Xiaoan found him, he still felt that this approach was not good.

Now it seems……

It's because my vision is shallow and the pattern is small!

Even, standing beside Tabe, he couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.

"This kid... it's a pity to be a professional!"

"This brain, let him do marketing, isn't it a ghost level?"

As soon as he said this, Tabe was taken aback immediately.

"What are you thinking! I borrowed it from you and don't want to pay it back, do you?"

"We still have to rely on him to play the game!"

Even so, Tabe was also a little worried at this time.

The next game will be the most critical moment for RNG.

The opponent this time is WE who is also the Yusanjia.

During the transfer period last year, he was given high hopes by RNG, and the breath brother he wanted to win is now in WE.

And from the transfer to the current performance.

Brother Breath's performance is indeed worthy of 1500 million.

It seemed that it was already the fourth week of the Spring Split, and no one in Yusan's family had lost the first game.

Today's pressure has come to RNG and WE.

When two teams meet, the first team will definitely appear, and the team that loses first will be mentioned.

"WE...Brother Breath's upper limit is too high. Although I shouldn't worry about Xiaoan based on the performance of these few rounds, it's impossible not to worry. Back then, Brother Breath was still called Curse, solo kills Yes, but I haven't become the Shy hyung who sent ginger..."

"Even if Xiao An is killed alone, it's not surprising..."

For a while, Tabe became anxious.

But not far away, Xu Xiaoan didn't have any worries.

In my impression, WE is Yusan's family, the first team to taste the taste of failure.

The smile that watched the game live broke the defense on the spot.

At the end of the day...

Except for the top lane, WE has problems with other lanes.

In the mid-term, breathing brother is prone to illness and confusion, with a poor outlook on the overall situation.

Oftentimes I don't TP when I need TP support, and I'm timid when I need to be alone.

"Brother Xi doesn't have the ability of C...laning ability is strong, but in fact, even if Xiaohu fights, he can win with a bastard."

"WE wins better than SN."

Thinking of it this way, Xu Xiaoan didn't have any pressure.

However, this is under the premise of choosing a bastard on the road.

He did not deny Brother Breath's laning ability.

If you fight recklessly, you may not have any chance of winning.

And Brother Breath has an advantage that other top laners don't have.

"Little Wei, next time you play WE, you have to remember one thing!"

"What?" Not far away, Xiao Wei froze for a moment.

"Don't try to face the top laner in the military training... Especially, don't bring the mid laner to the military training, it's easy to cause accidents..." Xu Xiaoan couldn't help but sighed.

The top laner on the opposite side is actually a bit evil.

Many teams are trying to give this newcomer a little color.

As a result, several times, in the face of a three-guarantee situation, he even killed one.

This is also the reason why Brother Breath's worth can skyrocket after one and a half years in LPL.

(End of this chapter)