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Chapter 88 I'm so excited (please subscribe)

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Reviewing editors have read countless books, and no matter how sensational or tear-jerking the plot is, they will not explode emotionally.

Without it, it's familiar!
After the quick-reading editor dropped the mouse, he took out several paper towels from the paper drawer and rubbed his eyes inadvertently.

"Why is there sand in the room?"

The cleaners have to deduct their wages, why is there still sand in the room that blinds the eyes!It's definitely not an emotional explosion, I can't help but cry!
He was looking at Xiaobai's new book "Life grows and hates water and Changdong", which Xiaobai called the novel with the most cool writing in history.

That's right, it's really cool.

It almost killed me!

This editor has the fastest reading speed in the entire third editorial department. Just because he finished reading it does not mean that other editors have also finished reading it.

He looked at An Lan, who was gloating at the side, and said sadly, "Can you give me Xiaobai's contact information? It's nothing else, I just want to greet his family."

Too unhuman.

What kind of Erlang God Yang Jian has been written by him, it can't be described as miserable, okay!
If there is a list of the most miserable protagonists, Yang Jian, the God of Erlang in the Water of Everlasting Hate, will be the second, and no one dares to be the first!

It's too awful.

First, he lost all his mana, and fell into the mortal world, and his life was worse than death, and then he met people he used to know again and again. Without exception, they all despised and hated Yang Jian very much.

The majestic Tianting Erlang, who showed his sage and true monarch, was begged for money like a beggar, but was seen by the Eight Immortals and the Three Holy Mothers of Shangdong.

The editor didn't even dare to think about whether the forum would be exploded by readers after the novel was published.

An Lan restrained her emotions and asked, "Did you feel refreshed after reading it, your legs no longer hurt, and your waist is no longer sore."

I look so energetic... The editor chuckled and said, "This book is very strange. It clearly tortured me to death, but I still can't help but want to continue reading."

He even wondered if he was sick. Isn't life beautiful?Does Long Aotian feel uncomfortable reading it?

How could you know that you are going to be abused, but you can't wait to chase after him, you are insane!
I wouldn't be shaking M, would I?
This editor is cracked!

"This is the magic of this book." An Lan said with a smile: "Although this is a fanfiction, I couldn't think of comparing it with the original when I read it. This is Xiaobai's ability to control the plot."

The editor chuckled, "No, it's just that you were so abused that you forgot to think about the original work."

The ability to control the plot is all nonsense, and it has been abused like this. When I read it, I don't have the mood to think about other things.

It's too late to feel sorry for my brother.

An Lan and the editor shared their post-reading impressions in a low voice, while the other editors silently prayed for the "progress bar to hold up" while reading.

As we all know, the speed of the progress bar is much faster than Qijiro Yiye.

Even if everyone is praying, the progress bar will eventually disappear at a critical point.

So before An Lan discussed with that editor, several editors read the last one in succession.

The editors slammed the mouse, took out tissues, and touched up makeup.

After the mood eased a little, he opened his mouth and said:
"It's so cool!"

"It's gone all at once, it's so cool."

"Too Nima is cool!"

It's hard for an editor to be emotional about a book, especially for a group of editors.

But it's so cool.

Can't help it!

A female editor who finished her makeup couldn't help but said, "I won't dare to read Xiaobai's books from now on."

Man, it's scary.

Last time "Ghost Blowing Out the Lantern" scared her so much that she didn't sleep well for several days, and this time "Human Growth Hates Water and Changdong" directly dug out her tear ducts.

Good writing is good writing, but you can't always engage in other people's mentality like this!But no one can do this!
Everyone agreed with the female editor's speech.

"How does Xiaobai's brain grow, the unrestrained imagination of the last book, and the protagonist of this book who is cruel to the extreme."

"It's okay to abuse, the key is that it's still so short, and he still breaks the chapters, so I can't bear it."

Everyone is watching it vigorously. If you say that the abuser is abused, let’s abuse it. We can’t accept it. At worst, buy more tissues for preparation, but such a technical content is too much!

It's better that everyone has read it, otherwise they won't feel that there is less writing.

Although I know this is the truth, but the first volume is so uncomfortable, I still can't bear it!

"Why is Xiaobai so short! As a mature author, don't you know how to post more?"

"I was tortured to death, and I was stuck."

"I want to see Yang Jian have a good time, can you pretend to be forceful!"

"I'm really worried about Xiaobai's readers."

"Xiaobai's readers are too pitiful. I'm afraid they don't know what they are about to face."

"..."

In fact, the main popular trend of novels is cool writing, no matter what type of cool writing, it should be cool writing anyway.

The abuse market doesn't like it very much.

Readers come here to relax when they read novels, and they don’t come here to find abuse and to suffer. It’s not because they feel uncomfortable when they read novels.

But after the editors finished watching "Man Grows and Hates Water Changdong", although they were all abused, they still couldn't help but continue watching.

It belongs to the mouth saying "don't want", but the body is very honest and continues...

"How does it feel?"

An Lan took coffee from the front desk of the publishing house and distributed it to everyone.

The editors were all focused on the book, they didn't pay attention to the coffee that ran into their hands, and just drank it in a daze.

"I don't know the final sales volume of this book, but I can be sure that as long as Xiaobai discloses his home address, he will definitely accept the blade and feel weak."

"That's right, I want to give him a blade, it's too hateful."

"The worst hero in history."

Everyone said what they said, but in the final analysis, they all wanted to pull Xiao Bai out and beat him up.

An Lan said that the impression after watching is very unified.

After a few minutes, everyone's mood was basically stable: "There are many mythical characters in our country, but there are not many who can take Erlang God as the protagonist. Xiaobai has brought Erlang God to life."

"In the future, if someone wants to write Erlangshen, they have to consider whether they can surpass Yang Jian in Shuichang Dongli."

"I've read quite a few fanfictions, but they're all stalled novels that feature the heroine and supporting role in the original novels. This is the first time I've seen fanfiction written in this way."

"Perhaps this book will become a milestone in fanfiction."

"I don't dare to say if the milestone is not a milestone. I think we can definitely make money by opening an online shop selling blades before this novel is printed and published."

"Add the label 'Dedicated to Killing White Dogs' again, and it will be sold well."

The topic suddenly became crooked while chatting, and there were indeed editors who used the computer in the editorial department to apply to open an online store.

It doesn't matter whether you make money or not, I just want to give comfort to the readers who have been abused by this book.

While the editors were chatting, the editor-in-chief in the office reckoned that the coffee he ordered would arrive soon, but no one brought him a cup!

Thinking of opening the door and going out to have a look, maybe the delivery man ran away with his sister-in-law, and then saw the editors chatting with each other with a cup of coffee in their hands.

Talking about opening an online store, selling blades, and discussing what the name of the online store should be, I suddenly became angry: "Everyone is not working, what are you talking about! Take me one!"

It's too much, the coffee has arrived and no one will bring it to me, and the chat is so hilarious during working hours!
He also opened an online store and sold blades.

Looking at you like this, you don’t feel tired at all because you don’t take a break to review manuscripts at noon. If you are so energetic, pay me for coffee, okay?
The editor-in-chief was furious.

The editors were shocked, shut up quickly, turned on the computer and pretended to be seriously reviewing the manuscript.

It's just strange when I have an extra cup of coffee in my hand!I remember reading Xiaobai's new book here after lunch, and I didn't go out to buy coffee!

But this time is obviously not the time to entangle this issue.

Although the editor-in-chief of the third editorial department has an honest face, he is still very dignified in the editorial department, and the editors are also very afraid of him.

Who told someone to be the editor-in-chief!

"Editor-in-Chief, Xiaobai's new book has been sent to me. I think we can arrange for the Publicity Department to publicize it and the Printing Department to print it, so that it can be published sooner."

At this time, only An Lan dared to speak. Who asked someone to sign Xiaobai's big Buddha!

The editor-in-chief asked suspiciously: "Hasn't the second volume of "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" already been published, why is there a new draft?"

An Lan said: "It's a new book."

"new book?"

The editor-in-chief calmed down and said, "I wrote a new book so quickly, and the efficiency is too high. Is it still about tomb robbery?"

An Lan shook her head: "It's not about tomb robbery, it's a fan."

The editor-in-chief was stunned: "Are you kidding me?"

To make a big international joke, to write a new fan, this is equivalent to a table tennis champion participating in a rugby match, and the relationship cannot be beaten.

An Lan was not surprised by the editor's reaction, because she had the same reaction when she first saw Xiaobai's news.

She hurriedly said: "It's the fanfic of "The Legend of Chen Xiang". Xiaobai said that this fanfic is the most cool novel in history. I sent the manuscript to your mailbox. You can read the manuscript first before talking about it!"

The editor-in-chief returned to the office with a puzzled face.

All the editors breathed a sigh of relief, the presence of the editor-in-chief is still very oppressive.

"An Lan, you are too bad, you actually told the editor-in-chief that it was a super cool article." Some editors tried not to laugh.

"You said that when the editor-in-chief comes out later, will his eyes be red?"

"It's possible that this book is so cruel that people doubt life."

"Impossible, the book that can make the editor-in-chief cry has not yet been born!"

Everyone has different opinions, but their expressions all look like they are watching a show.

The answer was quickly revealed.

When it was time to get off work, the editor-in-chief rushed out of the office wearing sunglasses, and disappeared into the third editorial department like the wind.

All the editors were stunned.

What is this!

"Did something 'swoosh' past me just now?" The editor in the aisle wondered.

"Why is the interior editor wearing sunglasses?"

"It's the first time I've seen the editor-in-chief run so fast."

"The direction the editor-in-chief is going seems to be the editor-in-chief's office?"

"That's right, it's the editor-in-chief's office."

……

Fuzi Culture Publishing House.

Inside the editor-in-chief's office on the top floor.

The editor-in-chief who was sitting in the office drinking tea looked at the editor-in-chief of the third editorial department who rushed in wearing sunglasses, and was stunned, thinking that you are making such a fuss!
Hold back for a long time: "It's very fashionable!"

The editor-in-chief of the third editorial department, who was gasping for breath, was almost pissed off by the editor-in-chief's words. He took off his big black sunglasses, revealing two glowing red eyes.

The editor-in-chief couldn't sit still when he saw it, put down the cup he had just filled with tea and ran out, looking curiously at the two big red eyes: "How did you do this, did you get beaten up by someone!"

The editor-in-chief was stunned, stunned for a moment and said sadly: "Is it like me being beaten? It's obviously the dark circles under the eyes of the national treasure, okay!"

After a pause, the editor-in-chief said to himself: "Xiaobai has released a new book, and I am in this state because of the new book."

"Xiaobai has released a new book?"

The editor-in-chief's heart moved, and he put away his playful thoughts: "The efficiency is so high, I remember that the second volume of "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" was published less than ten days ago!"

The editor-in-chief said: "I sent the manuscript to your mailbox, go and have a look, it's very cool."

The editor-in-chief came to the computer, opened the mailbox and read it.

The editor-in-chief sat across from each other slowly, and turned on the video recording settings of the phone.

""Life grows and hates water Changdong"?"

The editor-in-chief wondered: "Why did you come up with such a literary title? It doesn't look like a cool novel!"

The editor-in-chief didn't speak, and adjusted the phone to a good shooting angle, so it wasn't easy to be spotted.

Ten minutes passed.

The editor-in-chief's mobile phone witnessed the whole process of the editor-in-chief's expression from joy to frowning, to depression, and to red eyes.

The editor-in-chief is really uncomfortable.

The Erlang God Yang Jian written here is too aggrieved!What? This is, from the beginning to the end, the whole process is about the abuser, the abuser, or the abuser.

Crazy!
"How are you, editor-in-chief?" The editor-in-chief asked silently, putting away his phone.

"Is Xiaobai crazy? Isn't he afraid of being blocked by readers?" The editor-in-chief was shocked. Is it really okay to abuse readers like this?
Too cruel!

Not to mention the reader, after he finished reading, he wanted to pull Xiao Bai out and press him on the ground to rub hard.

What kind of enmity does Yang Jian have with you? As for treating the protagonist in your novel like this?
The editor-in-chief asked: "Editor-in-chief, hurry up and arrange publicity and printing. After so many days, readers have almost finished reading the second volume of "Ghost Blowing the Lantern". It's time to give them a new book by Xiaobai."

The editor-in-chief nodded.

Then arrange a new book!
If you want to be uncomfortable, everyone is suffering together... If you want to be happy, everyone is happy together.

Before leaving, the editor-in-chief turned around and asked, "Editor-in-chief, what is the slogan used for the promotion of this book?"

After thinking about it, the editor-in-chief said: "The most cool article in history."

Editor-in-Chief, how are you?
However, I love it...

……

Li Xiaobai naturally didn't know the evil taste of the editor-in-chief of the publishing house, but before dinner at night, he received a call from the editor, An Lan.

"Mr. Xiaobai, your new book "Life Grows to Hate Water and Changdong" is very well written. The publishing house plans to publish the first volume next month, and will arrange publicity in the next few days."

Li Xiaobai always felt that An Lan's voice was weird, as if she had been bullied by someone and cried, her voice sounded hoarse.

But he didn't ask too much, maybe the editor's review work was too hard. After all, it's hard to find an author who doesn't finish his manuscript or publish it, and publishes new books quickly.

Li Xiaobai still smiled and replied: "Yes."

Before hanging up the phone, An Lan made a special request: "Mr. Xiaobai, your home address must not be revealed, and your communication number and personal information must be protected."

What do you mean?
Did An Lan know my real identity?
Probably not!There are too many people named Li Xiaobai in the world.

Li Xiaobai tentatively asked, "What do you mean?"

What do you mean you have no idea?An Lan said: "Your new writing is still very good. I'm afraid that some readers will be too excited and will send you some specialties from their hometown."

Oh!
No identity found.

Li Xiaobai is relieved, as for the special products of his hometown, just send them!

After hanging up the phone, Shen Lingwei came down from upstairs wearing slippers after taking a shower: "It's so late, who is calling you!"

It's really hard to be an editor, it's so late and I haven't got off work... Li Xiaobai looked outside and said: "The editor of the publishing house, inform me that the new book will be released next month."

new book?

Shen Lingwei came across and sat cross-legged on the sofa: "Are you writing a new book?"

Li Xiaobai nodded and said, "I'll send you the first draft later. It will take a few days for the physical book publishing house to print it and send it to you."

"it is good!"

After eating, Shen Lingwei returned to the bedroom wearing slippers, and opened the document that Li Xiaobai had sent her.

""Life grows and hates water and Changdong", why is the title of the book so literary!"

Shen Lingwei slid the mouse: "Could it be a girl's story?"

Just as Shen Lingwei was about to scroll down to see what was written, she suddenly remembered the scene when she watched "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" last time.

Could it be again...

Got up and went downstairs, knocked on the door of Li Xiaobai's bedroom: "What is the theme of your new book, is it the theme of tomb robbery?"

"It's not a theme of tomb robbery." Li Xiaobai thought for a while and said, "It's a fanfic of "The Legend of Chen Xiang".

"The Legend of Chen Xiang" Shen Lingwei knew that it was filmed by her old club, Feige Media.

In terms of fanfiction in this show, there should be no scary elements in it! ?

Back in the bedroom, Shen Lingwei couldn't wait to read it, but after reading more than a dozen pages, she suddenly realized that things were not that simple.

The writing is indeed fanfiction, and the protagonist is indeed Erlang Shen Yang Jian, there is nothing wrong with these.

But the problem is that the protagonist is too miserable!
I have been abused since the beginning, and I have read more than ten pages and tens of thousands of words, and I am still being abused.

Either he is being abused, or he is on the way of being abused. Does the novel have such a protagonist?

Shen Lingwei felt that she had been cheated.

She went downstairs slowly and asked Li Xiaobai: "This is the cool text you mentioned? Do you have any misunderstanding about the cool text? This is obviously a super invincible abuse text, okay?"

It's not just ordinary bullshit.

Li Xiaobai retorted: "Whoever said that "Life Grows and Hates Water Changdong" is an abuse novel, it is obviously a supreme cool novel, okay? If it is not a cool novel, it is an abuse novel. It is because you opened it in the wrong way."

Shen Lingwei didn't believe it at all.

"You don't read many books, so it doesn't matter if you don't understand, but I am a book writer, so I can still lie to you." Li Xiaobai's tone was very gentle.

"Make it up, keep making it up!"

Li Xiaobai said seriously: "Look, at the beginning of the novel, Yang Jian was defeated by Chen Xiang, and the rest of the plot is the memory of going back to the past."

"The plot of abuse is actually in the past, it happened a long time ago."

"Recalling the past, it actually shows that Yang Jian has been sacrificing and bearing the burden of humiliation. Those who wronged him finally know how stupid they are."

Isn't this a really cool article!

In the end, Li Xiaobai also concluded: "If you don't read Yang Erlang in your life, it will be in vain to read Shuang Wen."

If she hadn't read the previous tens of thousands of characters, Shen Lingwei would have almost believed it.

After returning to the bedroom, Shen Lingwei forwarded the document to her manager Li Jie: "Sister Li, Sister Li, Xiaobai's new book is about the story of Yang Jian enduring humiliation and finally slapping everyone in the face."

Just when Shen Lingwei sent a message to Li Jie.

On the official website and official blog of Master Culture Publishing House, there was a news that writer Xiaobai would release a new book in three days.

The new book is going to be printed, which is a warm-up in advance, telling readers that their pockets are ready.

As soon as the news came out.

Xiaobai's book fans are not calm anymore.

(End of this chapter)