Taoist chanting

Chapter 24 The Donkey Talks With Big Eyes and Small Eyes

He rolled up his trousers, rolled up his sleeves with bare feet, wore an old bamboo hat to shield his head from the sun, and kept a green bamboo sword around his waist.

Zhang Wenfeng familiarly put a wooden yoke on the black donkey and set up the plowshare, holding the plow tip in his right hand and holding the rope in his left hand, shaking it, shouting, "Come on!"

He had never cultivated land in his previous life, nor had he had the opportunity to play donkey farming, which was quite a novel life experience.

As the black donkey walked on the dry mud ground, the iron plows turned the soil at an angle, forming a ditch with the fragrant smell of the soil behind him. As an urbanite who spent several winter and summer vacations in the countryside, Zhang Wenfeng found it very interesting. .

This is also a small reason why he wants to cultivate the land himself after the big event is settled.

Experience life starts from arable land.

He is truly cultivated now, and he does not find it hard to do farm work.

He can adjust his breathing and breathing at any time to relieve the fatigue of a certain part of his body. He goes back and forth along the irregular rectangular dry land, watching the fresh soil turn into pieces, and he has a great sense of accomplishment.

But the donkey, who was pulling the plow in front of him, gave up, and raised his voice in a long voice of protest:
"Ah uh... uh... uh..."

(Donkey day, this day can’t be lived! I’m going to be exhausted, donkey man, even after thirty trips and still not resting, bastard!)
In a good mood, Zhang Daguanzhu, who felt that he had found some farmhouse music insights, was startled by the strange voice mixed with the noisy donkeys. He first suspected that there were ghosts. .

Next to him, he jumped to the side and back like an electric shock, jumping far and wide.

Using his spiritual eye technique, he glanced at the black donkey whose fur was shiny in the sunlight, from tail to head.

The wooden handle of the plow tip was released from his control, and the wooden plow tipped over to the ground.

The bright and sharp iron plowshares stick out of the soil and follow the donkey in front of them, sliding forward by inertia.

Seeing that it was about to stab the back leg of the donkey that was walking unhurriedly, the black donkey suddenly stuck out its left hind hoof, and stepped on the plough with a "dong", fast and accurate, as if there were eyes on the back of the buttocks to avoid a bloody disaster. occur.

Zhang Wenfeng clearly heard the frightened black donkey scolding "the thief and the bird on the day of the donkey...".

The sound is very strange, like a bean in his mouth, clenching his teeth and cursing.

Vaguely, but definitely coming from the front.

He stared at the eyes of the donkey, who turned back, without blinking. There was a trace of human panic in the eyes of the donkey, which did not escape his observation.

This black donkey left by Lao Guanzhu can really speak!

One person and one donkey in such a strange posture, with small eyes and big eyes, were exposed to the sun like statues.

It has shadows, can move in the sun, and can rule out ghosts.

Well, this is undoubtedly a demon donkey.

The donkey didn't seem to expect his identity to be exposed, but he scolded a few gossips because he was in a bad mood. On the day of the donkey, there are really human beings who can understand the language of the donkey. I don't know if it is good luck or bad luck?

Zhang Wenfeng took a few steps back and drew his sword out of the scabbard. The tip of the sword was aimed at the black donkey's neck.

He didn't untie the wooden yoke and yoke on the donkey's back, and it was restrained by a wooden plow. He killed the demon donkey, which had turned into a monster, and grasped more points. Even if he lost, his chance of escaping was two points greater.

The sun is strange, the spiritual energy is rising, and strange things appear.

"Wait, can you really understand me?"

As a vegetarian demon donkey awakened and enlightened, it really doesn't want to hurt its peace with its hands and feet, so it confirms and asks again.

It still had a fluke in its heart, but what greeted it was the blade of the sword that reflected the sun's rays, "swoosh" and stabbed its round belly.

What a sinister human, isn't it aiming at its neck?
Playing with it.

The black donkey slumped forward, swayed and shrank its neck, and was very agile to throw off the wooden yoke and yoke stumbling around its shoulders.

The bondage does not exist for it, it depends on whether it is willing to break free.

In his busy schedule, he crossed the donkey's butt, his front legs and hooves supported the heavy body, and his hind legs took off, swung up two huge donkey hooves, and the gust of wind sent a series of flying kicks.

"Dangdang" sounded twice, and the green bamboo sword swung open in Zhang Wenfeng's hand.

He couldn't bear the powerful impact of the Shadowless Kick twice in a row, and quickly retreated back. A hoof shadow wiped the front of his nose, and he could smell the smell of the mud on it, and there were some mud marks on his face.

It's sloppy, and underestimate this seemingly clumsy, but agile and cunning demon donkey.

This guy has been lurking in Taoism for at least several years.

Since he couldn't eat rice noodles and donkey meat, Zhang Wenfeng planned to retreat tactically to the hillside.

A four-legged guy who can't run down the slope, he can't even perform light feats.

The donkey is born to run errands to eat, and his innate advantage is there. Only when he rushes up the hillside, he has the advantage of flexibility. With the help of obstacles such as trees, vines and shrubs, he may be able to find an opportunity to fight back.

In the blink of an eye, he made a rough plan. The sword in his hand pointed at the belly of the donkey, which was kicking to the ground, and put on a calm fighting stance.

After successfully passing this hurdle, he vowed to calm down and practice swordsmanship and spells.

Don't be a cat, dog, or donkey, they can jump out and splash his face with muddy ideas.

It's so frustrating.

There is no dispute, it is only when there is a thunderbolt method of self-protection, such a coaxing remark can be said.

All manners are based on a high degree of confidence and strength.

"Wait, wait, you impatient human, don't fight, we have something to say."

In fact, the black donkeys were also panicked.

In addition to its instinctive trick to slap its hooves, the only thing left is to roll around and bite with its teeth.

So many quick kicks and kicks in the air, but failed to knock out the sharp sword that made its heart flutter.

"I helped you twice the day before yesterday and the day before yesterday. Why don't you, a human being, ask indiscriminate questions and avenge revenge? You really can't tolerate me, I just leave here, why do we have to fight each other?"

Zhang Wenfeng was stunned for a moment, the donkey's words were very Jianghu.

Immediately, he remembered that when the evil spirit got into his room, the donkey was really screaming.

He took the opportunity to slowly retreat to the northwest, the sword edge sagged slightly, and he asked, "How did you help me, why didn't I know?"

"I screamed so loudly to remind you that there were evil spirits entering the house, and you heard it too. Isn't that helping?"

"Then let me ask you, since you can detect an evil spirit entering the house, why don't you stop it from harming me? Also, after the evil spirit came and left for the first time, it was nearly five watch. What's so weird?"

Zhang Wenfeng deliberately messed around, focusing on the second question.

He wanted to know if the donkey was aware of his use of the corpse to return the sun, and he couldn't beat him, so he could only talk about it first.

Or steady the donkey that seems unwilling to leave.

Is it to use external force to eat the meat, or to leave it alive?He had to make a favorable decision, and he didn't dare to relax for a moment to this guy who seemed to be loyal but cunning lurking in the Immortal Spirit View.

The vegetarian monster has been exposed, who knows what kind of cruel things it can do?
With his prudent temperament, he is not fully sure that he will not take risks against the donkey, just like blocking the skinny old thief fleeing in Jiming Mountain, he has made a lot of scrutiny plans in a very short period of time.

He used the bronze gossip mirror to deceive the old thief.

With a distance of more than ten feet from the hillside, he took into account the surrounding woods and the rugged rocks on the ground. The only difference between him and the old thief is the difference in experience, the depth of Yuan Qi, and the number of spells. The two are still in the same realm. Within, there are calculations possible.

Coupled with Fu Gujing's pursuit, he has no worries, even if he can't stop him, be careful, his life will still be fine.

So he acted bravely and voted, and won the favor of Fu Gujing.

He is weak and weak in this world, and he has no seniors to rely on. Gou will encounter unexpected events at home at any time. He must take advantage of strength and momentum to understand the general situation as soon as possible, and then make the next choice, and go on step by step.

Seeking longevity is the goal.

It is also a process of his efforts to enhance his own strength.

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(End of this chapter)