Need for a Guard

Xiao Yan and Zeng Shan were in great pain. They had naively thought that their son and son-in-law were the leaders of the younger generation of the Yan Dynasty. In the future, their official career would be like a shining red star, emitting a radiance that would illuminate the entire starry sky. . .

But at this moment, hearing Bai Mochou displaying Shi Yue's great achievements, they stared wide-eyed, but they never dared to have such naive thoughts.

They knew in their hearts that no matter what Cheng Ye and Zeng Tong did or what merits they had, they could not be compared with Shi Yue.

In front of the outstanding Shi Yue, Cheng Ye and Zeng Tong are only worthy of carrying his shoes.

Although Cheng Ye was insidious and tenacious, he was still a young man, and he felt impulsive in his heart, which made his internal organs uncomfortable.

Seeing Bai Mochou's contemptuous gaze, Cheng Ye finally plucked up his courage, looked at Bai Mochou, and said word by word: "Bai Yushi, even if you praise Shi Yue, I'm afraid you won't be able to change Shi Yue's flair. Amorous temperament, right? Hmph...he is your son-in-law in name, but he still has another woman in his arms! Hehe...he doesn't pay attention to you, old Taishan at all!"

Everyone looked at Bai Mochou, thinking that he would be furious after hearing these words, and his anger would not be vented.

Even Kang Shanzhen focused his worried eyes on the old rascal Bai, covering his face carefully, fearing that the old rascal would splash his spit on his face.

Li Xianyu relied on Dugu to exterminate, with a halo of worry shining in her beautiful eyes, waiting for Bai Mochou's hysterical reaction.

Nuo Da's hall was silent, and the atmosphere was extremely depressing, as if a storm was coming.

All of a sudden, Bai Mochou's cheerful voice spread throughout the hall, and the pride in that smile surprised all the talented scholars. .

After Bai Mochou laughed out loud, she looked at Xiao and Zeng in a daze, and said with disdain, "You think I'll be angry? Hehe... It seems that I, an old rascal, will disappoint you again.

He turned around, faced the talented scholars, and asked softly: "I would like to ask you talented scholars, is there something wrong with young people being romantic and sentimental?"

All the talents were stunned for a moment, and then answered in unison: "That's right!"

Bai Mochou said loudly: "Which young girl is not good at falling in love? Which young man is not good at cherishing spring? Who...has never been young?"

"When I was a young rascal with no white beard, I dreamed of marrying all the beauties in the world into my home, but who would have thought that the wife I married would be a charming tigress, with a kind heart I was so naive that I was suppressed to death."

"I can't do anything about it. My long-cherished wish of marrying the most beautiful woman in the world has been stranded. It's still a pity when I think about it now, but now my good son-in-law is going to fulfill this great long-cherished wish for me. I'm too happy, so how can I be angry?"

As soon as this remark came out, thousands of talented scholars burst into thunderous applause, and applauded one after another, which really made Bai Mochou angry.

Kang Shanzhen listened to Bai Mochou's words, and remembered what happened when he was young, feeling sad.

Zeng Shan, Xiao Yan, Zeng Tong, and Cheng Ye were completely overwhelmed by Bai Mochou's horrifying motto, thunder roared in their heads, and they thought to themselves: It's against the sky!Against God!Such unethical words, only the old bastard Bai dares to say so confidently, I will fuck you...

Li Xianyu was overjoyed, clutching her beating heart, and smiled at Dugu Miejue: "Master, listen, Bai Yushi doesn't seem to care that Xiao Shitou marries another woman! Bai Yushi is really enlightened." , is a likable old hooligan.

Dugu Juejue curled his lips in disdain: "Little Yu'er, you still haven't been unable to see the truth of the matter. This old hooligan is acting. No matter how well he said it, Shi Yue still dare not show himself, doesn't it mean that Shi Yue is fundamental Don't dare to be serious, do you want to empathize?"

"Master, you always think about Xiao Shitou so much, I won't tell you..." Li Xianyu panicked in her heart, pouted her mouth, and turned her head away angrily.

Bai Mochou waved her hand, looked at the talented men below who dreamed of marrying beautiful women all over the world, and said sadly: "Prime Minister Xiao, Zeng Shangshu, and even some narrow-minded guys think that my son-in-law of Bai Mochou can only guard me. My daughter is not allowed to have three wives and four concubines, and I am not allowed to ask flowers and ask willows. Now let me ask all the talented people, what right do I have to ask my son-in-law like this? This is an out-and-out idea of ​​privilege, and it is a piece of stinky shit."

"As long as my Shi Yue loves my daughter, treats my daughter well, gives birth to me a white and fat grandson, and allows me to enjoy family happiness, I will be satisfied. Can I take care of other things so much? As long as Shi Yue can find a way to deal with my daughter, as long as he can seduce a young girl from Huaichun to throw herself into her arms and make a promise with her body, as long as he can make a man seven times a night without losing his golden gun, I, an old rascal, will let him play."

"It's his ability to expand his harem into three armies. I, the old rascal, can't admire him enough, so why would he interfere?"

Whoa!

The applause was like a wave and lasted for a long time!

Every gifted scholar showed a look of admiration and envy: This old hooligan is really a hooligan for a reason!So likable.

Li Xianyu stood on the high platform, blushing with excitement, she couldn't help puffing up her palms, applauding Bai Mochou.

Compared with Bai Mochou's instant popularity, Xiao Yan, Zeng Shan, Zeng Tong, Cheng Ye and others were neglected, embarrassed and ashamed.

Cheng Ye rolled his eyes and laughed loudly: "Bai Yushi, what's the use of praising Shi Yue? It's not because Shi Yue is afraid of Zeng Zhuangyuan, nor is he afraid of an enlightened old Taishan like you. Haven't shown up at Mingyue Building yet to participate in the Jinghua Poetry Fair? Hmph...Bai Yushi, please don't say that your precious son-in-law doesn't have the heart to hug the dignified oiran..."

Xiao Yan, Zeng Shan and others reacted, and hurriedly asked: "Old rascal Bai, did you explain clearly? Why didn't Shi Yue come?"

All the talented scholars said this, and began to wonder what is Bai Mochou's ultimate goal?

Bai Mochou laughed loudly, and said word by word: "That's because of the style and layout of Mingyue Tower, it's not suitable for holding the Jinghua Poetry Contest. Naturally, Shi Yue won't come to make fun of it."

Cheng Ye seemed to understand Bai Mochou's 'good intentions' for a moment, and quickly countered: "Mingyue Tower is magnificent and luxurious, so why is it not worthy of holding the Jinghua Poetry Fair?"

Bai Mochou said: "Gold is dazzling, silver is pale, no matter how gorgeous Mingyue Tower is decorated, it is still piled up with gold and silver that stinks of copper, and it can't hide the arty style of the poetry club. The opposite background of copper smell."

"To put it bluntly, the strong smell of copper will affect the talents of all talents; to put it more seriously, in such a vulgar hall wrapped in gold and silver, what kind of shit good poetry can be made?"

The thunderous applause of all the talents lasted for a long time!