Need for a Guard

Shi Yue followed behind the little maid, admiring her upturned butt, and at the same time knocking around, looking for useful news for him.

I thought that if I happened to travel to a dynasty I was familiar with, I would pretend to be an expert who knew nothing about the prophet, pretending to be a ghost!Isn't it much more comfortable to live this little day?

But what he learned from the little girl made him very disappointed.

This dynasty is called Dayan, and it has never appeared in history. Presumably, when he traveled through, history appeared chaotic!

But the only useful news is: this Xiong Mansion is the mansion of Xiong Qishan, Minister of Industry of Dayan State, and the Ninth Lady is his youngest and most beautiful wife.

For some reason, when he suddenly heard the news, he felt jealous: How could a man marry so many beautiful wives?Bah... exhausted you bastard!

Although the room Xi'er arranged for him was crude, it was clean and tidy, with all the usual items and furniture.

She simply tidied up the room for Shi Yue, then withdrew.

Hey...it's finally clean!

He lay exhausted on the creaky, simple wooden bed, and sighed a long time. The past happened one after another...

Shi Yue, a young man with a weak crown, is as strong as his name, and he is known as the desperate Saburo, so he is also known as Shi San.

Before crossing over, he was a national treasure-level agent who was used to strong winds and waves, playing games in life-and-death fights. His mental reflexes, physical fighting skills, and miraculous throwing knives had already reached the pinnacle of human beings.

Great China, there will never be more than thirty!

Such an outstanding and dangerous person was supposed to carry out arduous and dangerous tasks, but the boss gave him a very absurd order-to pick up girls, asking him to seyou Miss Allen from the CIA Secretariat to obtain top-secret information!

"Boss? Why me? I refuse, I only kill people, and I'm still a virgin..."

"Military orders are like a mountain, how dare you fucking refuse? Who told our secret service team that you are handsome, understand foreign languages, and have the most capital? I want to go, but it's a pity that you have a figure of Wu Dalang, and you can be so fucking fascinated by that!" Blonde girl?"

Military orders are hard to break!

Shi Yue, who was full of grievances, transformed himself into a handsome spy.

After careful study of masterpieces such as "Lei Gong Picking Up Girls", "Pickup Artist", "Jin Ping Mei" and other masterpieces, his understanding was broadened, and he started a arduous journey of beauty.

Miss Allen's arrogance and vanity, vigilance and intelligence made Shi Yue fight and fail repeatedly, thinking that if it wasn't for the fulfillment of the mission, he would have shot this bad-tempered bitch.

Bizarre encounters, witty strike-ups, warm gifts, romantic dates, exhausted all their efforts, and finally succeeded in capturing Miss Allen's heart.

After more than a year of painstaking efforts, he has almost become a veritable master of picking up girls, even though he himself is still in the fog.

In the villa, a crazy bed war came to an end!

Allen, with his white and alluring body, fell asleep contentedly, but Shi Yue, with a simple stethoscope, spent half an hour finally successfully opening her password box.

He quickly found the top-secret documents he needed, turned on the camera on the special watch, recorded them, and quickly passed them on.

Hey... Finally freed, being a handsome spy is really hard work!

The knowledge of picking up girls is much more difficult than killing people.

Looking at Allen's seductive figure, he twitched the corner of his mouth, thinking of mischief, turned on the invisible camera in the watch again, and recorded a sexy video as a gift to his comrades.

You're done, just as he was about to bid farewell to Miss Allen's alluring body, hundreds of US agents with live nuclear bombs had already swarmed in and rushed in.

Shi Yue was naked wearing only a pair of big underpants, and had nothing to rely on.

He tossed and turned, and after killing [-] agents with his bare hands, the crisis arose, and he had an idea, and jumped out of the window to escape: I can't beat you, can't I just run away?

It's a pity he forgot, this is the hundredth floor...

The moment he jumped down, he was full of infinite nostalgia for his young life.

Am I... dying?

The sound of howling wind blew past his ears, and suddenly, a cloud of confused white mist surrounded him.

In an instant, his brain went blank, and when he woke up, he saw a bear roaring and showing off its power, and this bear made him a soft meat pad for free...

He grinned wryly, and through the dim light, his eyes swept across the dusty lattice windows, the old bronze mirror on the dilapidated table, and the candlesticks covered with wax oil.

Everything is so strange!

Apart from a pair of big underpants, the only thing left with me is this special solar-powered spy watch on the wrist, right?

Although he is a strong man, at this moment, he couldn't help but shed a tear of farewell for the comrade-in-arms and the eccentric world that he would never see again.

This is a whole new era!

All the honors of the previous life have disappeared with the wind; in this life, he is a newcomer, poor and white, and the only thing that accompanies him is that colorful pair of underpants.

Facing this antique colorful world, he is full of confusion and ignorance!

From now on... where will I go?

I, Shi Yue, am a person with aspirations and ideals, and I will never live a long life around this charming woman's ass, because in his perception, beauty is synonymous with arrogance, self-willedness, savagery, and narrow-mindedness.

While sighing and melancholy, the thin wooden plank couldn't bear his weight, and it was broken under the pressure.

He stood up stiffly like a carp, and was just about to throw a tantrum at the dilapidated little bed, when a crisp knock on the door interrupted the anger he was about to vent.

When he opened the door, Xi'er hugged a thick quilt and appeared in front of him with a smile on his face. Four servants followed behind, carrying an exquisite big bed, sweating profusely from exhaustion.

"Sister Xi'er, what do you mean?" Shi Yue looked curious.

Xi'er chirped and said: "Madam Ninth knows that the beds in this room are crude, and I'm afraid they won't be able to stand up to your big man, so let me change a new bed for you..." While speaking, she hurriedly ordered the servants to change it for Shi Yue.

Shi Yue thought to himself: What a coincidence!Could it be that Mrs. Ninth has a tacit understanding with me?

"Sister Xi'er, what are you doing with the quilt?"

"Although it's summer in Kyoto, it's windy at night and it's still a bit chilly. Ninth Madam is afraid that you will catch a cold, so let me add some bedding for you to keep out the cold..." Xi'er bent down and made the bed for him neatly.

"Sister Xi'er, why are you still wearing two clothes?"

"This is prepared by Madam Ninth for you. You can't be naked and only wear a pair of big trousers to protect Madam's safety, right?"

Xi'er's gentle eyes drifted over Shi Yue's body, narrow and shy in his eyes, two sets of clean long gowns were neatly placed on his bedside, and with a sneaky smile, he led the four servants and ran away in a hurry out!

Although the long gown made of linen fabric is rough, it is simple and refreshing!

Shi Yue hadn't worn the ancient long gown yet, he was curious and hurriedly put on the clothes, reached out and took the hidden bronze mirror, twirling around in a smug manner!

A vague outline of an ancient costume appeared in the mirror.

With broad shoulders, narrow waist, and slightly fluttering hem, he is very handsome, but the simple hair-bunk cut is a bit abrupt.

He was beautifully wearing a brand new long gown, lying on the strong gums, gently stroking the bedding exuding a fresh fragrance with his big hands, a kind of warm feeling of being away from home and being cared by passers-by lingered in his mind.

Mrs. Ninth's charming and seductive style, her curvy figure, her rosy lips, and her tenderness and anger all filled his brain in a trance.

Tsk tsk... What a caring little girl!

On the first day after crossing, Shi Yue passed by in a hesitation with nothing to do. During the period, several warrior servants greeted him, and he always showed a half-hearted and sarcastic smile.

In the dead of night, I can't sleep alone.

He jumped onto the roof and looked up at the quiet moonlight and the bright stars, only then did he truly feel that the world is still that world, and he is still himself.

They come, the security!

Unconsciously, he has gradually integrated into this new era.