Need for a Guard

What crime?Sin you big-headed ghost!

Where did Shi Yue think that this woman, who is so beautiful that it makes people salivate, can turn her face faster than turning a book?The corner of his mouth twitched, revealing an inscrutable and deep smile: I'm anxious, you little girl, but if you can't eat, you will walk around.

While he was thinking hard about how to answer...

Madam Nine changed her face again in a blink of an eye, her eyes flickered, revealing a narrow dizziness, and she said with a smile, "I guess you must be penniless and can't afford clothes to cover your body?"

"Ah?" The little girl asked herself, which play was she acting in?

Shi Yue was happy to be at leisure, and nodded pretending to be distressed: "Beauty, you are so right, I am poor and white, and my pants are all stolen..."

Beauty?

Tsk tsk... What a unique title!

The ones that fell from the sky are full of beauty, which is really fun.

The Ninth Lady laughed in her heart, and then said persuasively: "You are so poor that you can't get rid of the pot, and you want to enter the Xiong's mansion to be a guard, but the guard at the door looked down on you as poor and poor, and wouldn't let you in, so you sneaked in Come in, won't you?"

ah?To be a bodyguard?

Shi Yue was surrounded by Mrs. Ninth for a while, and hurriedly waved his hands: "No... I don't want to be a bodyguard..."

The Ninth Lady stomped on the three-inch golden lotus when she heard the words, Hua Nen's cheeks were blushed with suspicion, and she shouted softly: "Come on, this person trespassed on the Xiong's mansion without authorization, I beat him to death with a stick!"

More than a dozen young servants, wielding knives and clubs, came to kill with grinning teeth...

Oh my god!Who are you scaring?

As soon as I show my power, you all have to lie on the ground and cry for your father and mother, Shi Yue clenched his fists tightly, and a trace of disdain flashed at the corner of his mouth.

At the moment when he was mighty and unyielding, there was a rumble in his stomach—he was actually hungry!

A very cruel reality lay before Shi Yue's eyes:

He didn't know anything about this dynasty, and his mind was filled with a blank space. Now that he has traveled here, what should he eat, wear, and look good on?

Not to mention far away, now my stomach is growling with hunger, where can I get some food?You can't cover your face with a mask, block the road and rob, right?We are a five-good young man who has contributed to society!

Well... find a place to settle down first, sort out the clues, and then worry about it slowly.

Thinking of this, Shi Yue changed his smiling face, waved his hands again and again and said: "Beauty, you misunderstood, I just wanted to be a bodyguard of Xiong's Mansion, I fell a big somersault just now, I was so dizzy, I actually forgot... ..."

He smiled and stared at the beauties in ancient costumes in tulle in front of him, smelling the faint fragrance of bamboo, and imagined in his mind:

This little girl has big breasts and fat buttocks, and skin that is better than snow. Why does she look so disastrous to the country and the people?Especially that flowery smile, so charming!It makes people itch and gives birth to the urge to commit crimes.

"I'll just say it! I don't believe you don't want to be my lady's personal bodyguard!"

Ninth Madam saw that Shi was more sensible, and a playful look of pride flashed between her brows. She waved her sleeves, and a group of servants crawled down with knives, guns and sticks.

What?She turned out to be a bodyguard for this protruding little girl in front of her?Still a snug...

Shi Yue couldn't help rolling his eyes, thinking that every day he would follow a big beautiful woman's buttocks around, and his scalp tingled for a while: Your sister!My hard days are coming again, even through time travel, I still have to deal with such a beautiful chick, it's so scary!

Hmph... When I figure out the way, I'll jump ship.

Steward Wang coughed softly, squinted his eyes and asked, "Shi Yue, do you know martial arts?"

"I won't, I..."

Before Shi Yue could finish speaking, Old Steward Wang waved his hands helplessly, and said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "What kind of bodyguard are you if you don't know martial arts? I'll reward you with some money, hurry up and go out..."

"It doesn't matter if you don't know martial arts, what my wife values ​​most is loyalty!" Madam Nine actually took the initiative to block Shi Yue's knife, her winking eyes were like silk, and a narrow smile floated on his solid chest come and go.

A playful voice came from the bottom of my heart: Big liar!That muscle mass is as hard as iron, glowing with a bronze luster, if you say you don't know martial arts, who will believe it?Mrs. Ben will not be fooled by you!

She walked to Shi Yue's side, and boldly encouraged her: "What else do you have? Let my wife see and see. If you can't do martial arts, come with some writing, or write a poem to open everyone's eyes?"

poetry?

Alright, my hands are so wet, it makes your face pale in fright.

Shi Yue turned his head and looked around. On the left side of the courtyard, the clear water of the Ming Lake was rippling with the wind, and a big toad was playing mischievously on the lotus. He thought it was very interesting, so he chanted: "

Daming Lake, Ming Lake is big;

There are lotus in Daming Lake;

There are toads on the lotus;

One poke!One jump! "

As soon as this poem came out, the world was shocked!The maid, the old woman, and the butler stood quietly on the spot, at a loss; the bear with broken ribs just woke up, and when he first heard this poem, his heart surged, he rolled his eyes, and passed out again.

"Cuckoo..."

When Wan Lai was silent and there was no sound, a burst of crisp laughter came leisurely from Ninth Madam's small cherry mouth, like the sound of nature, touching the heartstrings.

She clutched her lower abdomen, laughing so that the flower branches trembled, and the cloud temples were fluffy.

The plump and moist mass on the chest swayed seductively with the figure, shaking violently, exuding dynamic vitality, soft and upright, it was spectacular!

Shi Yue scratched his scalp with a look of disdain: "Little girl, you can laugh as long as you want!"But why do you have to smile so gracefully?Still smiling at me...

The old housekeeper was so startled by Shi Yue that he shook his crotch diaper: This poem can kill people!

Trembling, he took out the silver, closed his eyes and urged repeatedly: "Shi Yue, I have ten taels of silver here, and you can eat and drink for two months without worrying about it. Hurry up and disappear before my eyes!"

Shi Yue also knew that he, the nineteenth guard, would not be able to do it, and he blamed this Qiu Bashi for being too earth-shattering.

However, extorting ten taels of silver with a crooked poem is really fucking awesome!

He quickly took the money, and ran out shirtless. Before leaving, he cast a nostalgic glance at Mrs. Ninth: big breasted girl, brother Shi goodbye!

"Hey...don't run, stop him!" Seeing that the handsome brother was about to slip away, Mrs. Ninth was so anxious that she blushed, beat her chest and stamped her feet, and quickly stopped her.

More than a dozen young servants rushed forward and surrounded him.

Brat, a poem makes me sick, want to run?Let's see how I deal with you!All the servants waited for the order from Mrs. Ninth, and they were about to spread their arms and rush towards this arrogant savage.

Shi Yue saw all the servants rubbing their fists together, as if they were convinced of him, he felt a little angry, clenched his fists, bit his lips tightly, and a stern cold light suddenly flashed in his eyes.

not good!Murderous!

The young servants looked at each other in fright, but they didn't know where the murderous intent came from. They only felt the cold breath slipping across their cheeks, their hearts trembled, and they couldn't help taking a big step back together.

Ninth Lady moved the three-inch golden lotus, and hurriedly ran to Shi Yue.

Opening the arms of bullying Saixue, like an eagle guarding a chicken, staring closely at Shi Yue, angrily said: "Why are you running? Is my wife so ugly when she smiles?"

She has a very good figure, with a small face upturned, and she is only half a head behind Shi Yue.

The four eyes faced each other, only ten inches apart, and the beautiful eyes were full of sparks, and they just stared at Shi Yue unblinkingly, boldly, and closely.

Shi Yue could almost see the water in her eyes, which was soul-stirring, her cherry lips were parted, and the warm breath was blowing on his ears, making it itchy and numb.

Her coquettishness and anger made Shi Yue's heart feel hot.

He didn't dare to look any further, and lowered his head slightly, but what caught his eyes was a deep groove faintly extending from the middle of the plump chest, dazzlingly white and exuding a charming aura.

The seductive scene in front of him is enough to make any man's blood spurt, even if he has received rigorous training, it is difficult to escape his instinctive reaction.

"Beauty...don't...don't be like this..." Shi Yue called out softly, but tried his best to control his flustered emotions.