Need for a Guard

"I'm so pissed off, these people really should be killed and then quickly. Friendly reminder that this book is the first to update the website, please search on Baidu"

When Yan Jing returned to the palace, she was furious, smashed the study to pieces, drank a lot of wine, and became completely drunk.

I have never been insulted like this in my lifetime.

At ten o'clock in the night, Shi Yue finally appeared in the study.

"You... who are you, go out, I am... I am the emperor, without my order, you... how dare you come in, you...you also bully me, believe it or not, I killed you with a sword?"

Yan Jing was so dizzy from drinking that she didn't even recognize Shi Yue, seeing a figure swaying in front of her, she was angry, took a sword, and stabbed it crookedly.

"It's useless."

Seeing Yanjing's drunken appearance, Shi Yue was really angry, walked over to pick up Yanjing, and kicked Yanjing's butt hard a few times.

"Oops, it hurts!" [

These kicks were really hard.

Yan Jing was thrown off the horse during the day, causing her back to ache, and now Shi Yue kicked her hard a few times, she burst into tears from the pain, and her drunkenness suddenly became much lighter, and she only saw Shi Yue's face clearly when she screamed. , shook his head hurriedly: "Master, don't hit me! I was wrong, I stopped drinking, I was wrong, I stopped drinking, don't hit me, my butt is swollen..."

Yan Jing is the emperor after all, Shi Yue will not beat him too hard, he just kicks Yan Jing awake.

"master……"

Yanjing felt that he was a failure, and the title of emperor also made him lose his sense of existence. He sat on the chair, crying, and his shoulders twitched.

Looking at Yanjing's disheveled clothes and smelling the pungent smell of alcohol on his body, he sighed in his heart and said, "Are you still the emperor? Just crying like this? You are useless."

"Are you crying just because you are promising? Are you so sad because you are not promising?"

Yan Jing beat the table angrily, gritted her teeth, and said: "They are all soldiers of the imperial court, soldiers of Dayan, I am the emperor of Dayan, why should they entertain me? In their eyes, is it possible that I am A monkey being teased in the street?"

Shi Yue laughed loudly: "If you are regarded as a monkey in their eyes, no matter whether you juggle in the street or not, you are still a monkey. You have been played today, but you have never been played before."

Yan Jing was startled when she heard the words, she seemed to have realized something.

Shi Yue said again: "But, since you are regarded as a monkey, you are not a stupid monkey, do you know what kind of monkey you are?"

Yanjing wiped her eyes dry, still choking on her sobs: "What kind of monkey am I?"

Shi Yue said: "Have you forgotten the "Journey to the West" I told you before?"

"what!"

Yan Jing said: "I am the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, the Monkey King Sun Wukong."

"That's right, you are Monkey King who is making trouble in the sky."

"Haha, the master is Tang Seng. He tells me some great truths all day long. He is an evil Tang Seng who likes women."

"Go, get out of here."

Shi Yue kicked him, and said: "Look, although Sun Wukong is a monkey, he is so powerful. He makes troubles in the sky, never dies or sleeps, and does not fall into reincarnation. Even the Tathagata cannot kill him. He has been under the mountain for 500 years. You still don't change your true "color", that perseverance attitude, you have to understand it well, now this humiliation, what else can you not bear?"

He was talking about the big truth, but he mocked himself in his heart: Anyone can say the truth, but it is unbearable to put it on him. him?

The insult Yan Jing suffered was much worse than herself, he didn't cry on the spot, it was already very good, if it were any other ordinary kid, he would have already rolled in the middle of it - who made him the emperor, he just had to be patient .

To enlighten people, people like Shi Yue are needed, not just talking about great principles, but telling stories and making analogies.

Yan Jing naturally liked Sun Wukong, and also longed for Sun Wukong's unrestrained style, wiped his nose, and said: "Master, you are so kind, I thought I would be sad for three days and three nights, and I would kill a few more people to relieve my hatred. Master's words saved me a teapot of tears, hehe..."

"That's right, it doesn't matter who your master is." Seeing Yan Jing recovering, Shi Yue naturally felt that Yan Jing could be taught.

Yan Jing said again: "Besides, I still have a master, right? What is it called! This is called the darkness before dawn, I know it well."

"There are several farts."

Shi Yue snorted and said: "You are really being played like a monkey today, but you have to remember that the person playing you is behind your back, and what you see with your eyes may not be true. You must have the piercing eyes of Monkey King, otherwise, you will be fooled." It's really a stupid monkey who can't distinguish between enemy and friend."

Yan Jing frowned, and said: "Master, what you mean is that the people playing tricks on me today are not people like Hao Jian and Luo Dongsheng?"

Shi Yue said: "I can only say that they are stupid monkeys."

Yan Jing clenched her fists when she heard the words, and said angrily: "I understand, Tian Fen is behind the scenes, but why did this guy do this?"

Shi Yue said: "Sun Wukong is much smarter than you."

"Ah? I see."

Yan Jing patted the table heavily, and said: "Tian Fen is trying to draw a red line between me and the black guard! This guy, how could he come up with such an insidious plan? This person should not be underestimated, he must Except."

Shi Yue said: "Just think of this stuff? Then what?"

"Then?"

Yanjing held her head and thought about it carefully, startled in her mind, said quietly: "Is Tian Fen going to make a move?"

Shi Yue casually rewarded Yan Jing with a slap in the face, and laughed loudly: "Congratulations, you are smarter than Monkey King."

Yan Jing clutched her aching forehead and said worriedly: "Tian Fen wants to act, so what should we do? Master, should we kill those thousands of households first and make Tian Fen a widow?"

"bad idea."

Shi Yue said: "Although you are the emperor, why can you kill important ministers? Do you still want to mess around in the future?"

"What should I do?"

Yan Jing said: "Can't kill him? Could it be that he just watched Tian Fen rebel? Can he just wait? Is there such a useless emperor as me?"

Shi Yue smiled: "What's the hurry? These thousands of households are the pillars of Dayan, and they cannot be killed. The only one we want to kill is Tian Fen, and I have a way to subdue these pillars. Think about it, Tian Fen took these thousands of households. I treated them as my own, and after the incident, I found out that they were all mine, what should Tian Fen look like when he saw this scene?"

"Master, you are despicable."

"Fuck off."

"Master, if you have any good plans, tell me."

"I haven't figured it out yet, how can I tell you?"

"Master cares about yin?" Yan Jing looked disdainful, "Forget about those thousands of households, let's talk about how master will deal with Tian Fen."

Shi Yue said: "I won't make a move, someone will make a move."

"Who is it?" Yan Jing's eyes widened.

"Stupid."

Shi Yue rewarded Yan Jing with another big millet, snorted coldly, and said teasingly: "It's time for the little dude to show his skills."

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