I'm selling bento in escape game

Regarding the escape series of games, if you want to ask which theme players don't want to play the most, it must be a supernatural copy.

People don't talk about science to you, they always stimulate your suspicious and fragile nerves from time to time.

Even after a game is over, you can't even figure out whether what you experienced in the game is real or a hallucination caused by your high nervous tension.

After playing this kind of game, at least one month of sleeping in the middle of the night is the master with chills in the back.

Lu Xiaoyao was so frightened by the urban legend in her hand that she didn't dare to flip it.

As long as she doesn't look at it, this world is still the scientific and legal society QAQ she thought!

After tossing and tossing for most of the night, the lunch box kid bought a box lunch as he wished and fell asleep on the sofa in Lu Xiaoyao's office wrapped in a small blanket and chubby.

Immediately afterwards, Hanhan also woke up.

In the middle of the night, at three o'clock in the morning, he looked at the urban legend in Lu Xiaoyao's hand, and said, "Auntie, I can't sleep, or—tell me the story. Just this, how about it?"

Seeing that Hanhan was standing at the edge of her desk at some point, with half of her face hidden in the darkness, she couldn't see her expression clearly, and the boy's voice was clear and cool, Lu Xiaoyao couldn't hold back her heart trembling.

"Ah, okay, wait a minute, I'll pour you some warm milk, and then I'll read the story."

Lu Xiaoyao turned around and poured out the hot milk that came with the coffee machine. While pouring the milk, she muttered in a low voice: "This kid actually led me to read urban legends. He just wanted to give me clues to the game. Although it feels weird Infiltrating~"

Of course, the part where Lu Xiaoyao talked to herself was fully seen by the audience in the live broadcast room, and then when they were speechless, they heard Lu Xiaoyao say again: "It should be good to be with the NPC who sells box lunch~ Otherwise You won't remind me so hard."

Bright: "..."

Studio:【……】

【No, where did Lu Xiaoyao come up with this logic?It's good to be close to the NPC selling bento? 】

[Laughing to death, I'm afraid she has forgotten the composition of the CP she knocked on back then. 】

【Hiss, so, who can explain Lu Xiaoyao's brain circuit to me? 】

[Maybe, this is not a problem with the brain circuit. 】

【? 】

[It's simply that there is no groove in the brain. 】

[I'm afraid that the attention of their family is not all given to Chairman Julian. 】

【No, no, no, the little princess is smart even when she's small, okay? 】

Mingmei felt that the audience's comments in the live broadcast room were very pertinent, and she was so pertinent that the topic deviated and directly mentioned Lu Xiaoyao's husband and daughter.

Regarding the topic of #自己是全家最白#, Lu Xiaoyao was really troubled for a while. After all, people always use her elder brother (sister), grandfather, husband, and in-laws. Oh, recently because her daughter has gradually appeared in everyone In front of her, she was even questioned that her daughters were smarter than her.

Although IQ test results are so.

But that doesn't mean she's the dumbest in the family, right?
Originally, the combination of her and Julian did receive a lot of attention from both the empire and the federation.

Not to mention that it is a certainty, but who sees the direction of Julian's efforts and who does not say that he is fighting in accordance with his father, the goal of the federal president?
Inevitably, someone raised the question of whether Lu Xiaoyao would embarrass Julian if she became the president's wife in the future.

There is also a big dispute between the two sides on this issue. From the perspective of Lu Xiaoyao's illustrious family background and the glory of making great achievements in the battle against the Zerg before graduating from the military academy, how could Lu Xiaoyao lose face?
But the opposition took Lu Xiaoyao's overly down-to-earth performance and remarks during the live broadcast and felt that Lu Xiaoyao was not dignified enough.

Regarding this, Lu Xiaoyao herself wanted to say that her parents-in-law had no objections, and Julian also supported what she wanted to do. Do these people have nothing to do when they are full?
How is she down to earth in playing games?

As long as she is willing, it is a matter of a word in the local government!

Now people often directly say that she is a big fool, and Lu Xiaoyao already has the lines to deal with it-her family treasure is not a product of negative and positive, so smart must be due to the hard work of her parents.

She must have inherited her intelligence too!
So, Lu Xiaoyao brewed the warm cow's brain for the little friend Hanhan, picked up the urban legend, cleared her throat and read it to him.

"If you want to be smart, then donate your best to the God of Wisdom~ Remember, the smartest thing in a person is the brain~ Dedicate the best smart person's brain to the gods, and the gods will definitely give you smartness and wisdom..."

After reading this point, Lu Xiaoyao couldn't read anymore.

She couldn't help touching her own skin, and muttered softly, "Why does my reading of this not sound right?"

"Go on~"

Hanhan was sitting at the table holding the milk and hanging her head. Lu Xiaoyao felt chills after reading this story at the moment. Hearing the boy's calm voice at first also calmed her heart a little, and then continued reading .

As a result, the more she read, Lu Xiaoyao only felt that the urban legend she saw was like some kind of XJ scene.

"Damn it! You can predict the future by enshrining other people's eyeballs? 99 pairs of eyeballs? Do you think this is some kind of saliva? You can vomit a lot in a day?"

"There are also limbs that are enshrined to strengthen oneself? What kind of god is this?"

Lu Xiaoyao was just about to curse out the evil ways of the outside world. This book of urban legends records how believers of various gods pray, and how priests pray for the gods to come.

All the priests almost didn't say that they wanted human sacrifices!

"Isn't there really a fool who would believe it?" Lu Xiaoyao felt that she couldn't laugh after she said this, because although she didn't see these living people's organs and limbs sacrificed with her own eyes, this and the one on her table A thick stack of files related to the case.

Incredibly ironic.

There have been too many cases of mutilated corpses, missing arms and legs, or missing organs in City A in recent years.

These can't be believers of some gods committing crimes, right?

Thinking of this, Lu Xiaoyao was so frightened that her face turned pale unconsciously, she turned her head stiffly and wanted to continue coaxing the boy to sleep, but found that at some point, the child had already held the original deer in his hand. The urban legend that Xiaoyao looked at.

His back was integrated into the night, only a pair of eyes were amazingly bright. He looked at Lu Xiaoyao, raised the corner of his mouth to reveal the pretty little tiger teeth, and asked, pointing to the content behind: "Here, about the sacrifice to the gods asking for money." Woolen cloth?"

……

[Host, Han Han and Lunch Box call you to take them home. 】

Mingmei was watching the live broadcast so nervous that she couldn't breathe, when Guigui suddenly opened her mouth and dragged her out of her thoughts.

"Huh? Are they so fast?"

Mingmei had a confused face, one second Hanhan was still scary, why did Guigui say that Hanhan had come out the next second?

[Now it is the NPC's self-awareness that has begun to take over. ] After Guigui said this, Mingmei understood what it meant to be crying and going crazy in the barrage just now.

Well, Lu Xiaoyao is probably going to be cold.

After all, the real BOSS is about to go online.

Then, just after Lu Xiaoyao had dinner with the four little babies that night, she received Lu Xiaoyao's complaint video.

Regarding how there is a BOSS with a child image and an NPC selling boxed lunches, Lu Xiaoyao has personally tasted the terrifying power of this kind of game. She didn't hide it at all, and asked straight to the point: "Meimei, your game development department Who is so lacking in virtue? Are you not afraid of retribution to design this kind of game?"

Ming·Retribution I·Mei:?

"Hey, listen to me, take your employee for psychological counseling, this thing has a problem in his heart, let's treat it as soon as possible..."

Lu Xiaoyao was still chattering and Mingmei recounted Balabala's incident in the game today, she didn't hear Mingmei expressing her opinion for a long time, but when she looked up she was dumbfounded.

[You have been blacklisted by the other party for 250 hours. 】

Lu Xiaoyao:?

Alright~~
The happy box lunch is finally over, and the new book is coming to us~~~
"The whole family is farming and punching cards to survive"

Summary:
[Sand Sculpture Farming, Cannon Fodder Through Books × The Vicious Powerful Villain in the Original Book]

Laomei's family has time-traveled, into a novel about farming.

Their family is not the protagonist.

Papa Mei (Mei Youqian): It’s okay!We can counterattack and become the protagonist!

Mama Mei (Wei Meili): That's right!We can counterattack.

Mei Berry, who is bound to the check-in system, hesitated to speak.

[The host is asked to clock in the famous scene of "The Female Protagonist Separation", and you can get 5 days of life and five catties of wheat noodles! 】

[The host is asked to clock in the famous scene of "the heroine hunts a lot", and you can get 15 days of life and fifty catties of rice! 】

[Please host to check in...]

[Congratulations to the host for punching in the famous villain scene!You can get a cute, milky and sweet little crazy dog~]

Meiberry: Pupil earthquake! !

New book seeking collection, seeking comments~~