My life is full of pop-ups

Chapter 2
Chen Zui, who walked down the red brick building, didn't know exactly how powerful the barrage from the future was.

Having experienced the hardships of life in the past few years, facing the current predicament, he has only one thought in his head - making money.

In fact, he has been acting on this idea during the time when he graduated from high school and waited to report to the university, but handing out leaflets and hourly labor could not solve the real difficulties at home.

It’s different now. Since Danmaku clearly knows the history and future trajectory, it shouldn’t be difficult to make a lot of money, right?
So, walking on the deserted street because of Liu Xiang's competition, Chen, who listened to the cicadas singing in summer, said most openly:
"If you are real and come from the future, I have a few unfeeling requests. I don't know if I should say it or not?"

Before the barrage refreshed, Chen Zui nodded: "Okay, since you agree, I'll say it."

【? ? ? ? 】

Chen Zui is very sincere: "I want to make a fortune!"

【? ? ? ? 】

[You are thinking about farting! 】

【roll. 】

……

"You know the situation in my family. I really don't want to hear my father begging for help in a low voice again."

"What I can't bear the most is that I heard my mother crying secretly when I got up several times at night. I think she feels that her illness is a drag on the family."

After saying these two sentences, all the bullet screens that could be seen disappeared.

Chen Zui's world returned to the state where there were no barrages three days ago, but he knew that the barrages must still be listening.

He took a deep breath and said, "Stop being sensational. Speaking of which, if I've always been a poor student, and my life has been as plain as water, and I've lived the most ordinary life, wouldn't you be tired of seeing it?"

On the trash can on the street: 【That's true.】

On the telegraph pole: [Not without reason.]

On the glass of the shop: [So what do you want to do? 】

Chen Zui, who didn't blindly sell miserably, smiled: "Since a consensus has been reached on this aspect, we can talk about it. I have a small plan. I don't know if I should talk about it or not."

Without waiting for the bullet screen to refresh: "Since you all feel that you want to talk, then I will talk about it!"

【…】

Chen Zui coughed: "If you know that Liu Xiang retired from injury, you will definitely know the winning lottery number!"

【Young man, your imagination is a bit barren.】

[Dog blood, online novels are not written like this now, they want to poison many people away! 】

[Lottery tickets, stocks, ball games, don't think about it, we have a bottom line! 】

"Uh, bottom line?"

Chen Zui pondered for a moment what scene had the most bullet screen refreshes in the past two days, and proposed his own price: "Actually, this place is not too far from the university town, and it's summer now..."

【? ? ? ? 】

"I can show you all the big white legs tomorrow!"

[Bah~~. 】

[Chen Zui, I didn't expect you to be such a person! 】

[You look down on us too much, who hasn't seen big white legs, need you to show us? 】

……

The barrage of righteous words lasted for a full minute.

After 1 minute, the painting style began to change.

【I don’t think Chen Zui meant it that way. Don’t be too obsessed with being online. He just wants to bring us back to campus and feel some youthful vibes. 】

Chen Zui suddenly realized: "If you say that I can't speak, you still have a perfect score in reading comprehension, brother, that's what I mean!"

[Whether the legs are white or not is actually not important. The important thing is that I have been away from campus for many years. I really want to go back to my alma mater and see what my alma mater looked like in 08. 】

"Where is your alma mater?"

【Academy of Art! 】

"You are an artist at first glance!"

【Don't curse! 】

……

Some are for it, some are against it.

But disagreement is what Chen loves most.

His proposal does not need to convince all the barrages, but only some of the barrages can achieve what he wants to achieve.

So when the barrage quarreled endlessly, he increased his bargaining chips again, and began to learn and sell some new language methods
"I heard from my classmates that there is a small KTV nearby. Many female students who sing well and look good work part-time there. I plan to take you to see it when I have time."

"But don't get me wrong, female students are not important, what is important is that the sound system in this house is great, I just want to sing for you, I can sing well"

……

"I also heard from my classmates that there is a bathing center in the city center, and the decoration is called a magnificent one. I heard that a full set of baths is thousands of dollars larger."

"But don't think too much about it, I just want to take you to see how to wash in a bath with a size of several thousand, and whether the mud from rubbing can have a fragrance."

……

"Also, I heard from my classmates that it's not far from Pine City, a five-hour drive to Hong Kong City, where a yacht party is held every year at the end of August, and many bikini girls will join in the grand event!"

"Cough, of course, they are not important. The main thing is that being able to get in represents the status. The most important thing is that I heard that the seafood on the boat is delicious!"

【If you chatter like this, I won't be sleepy anymore! 】

[Bah, I know about GHS. 】

[My three hobbies in life, singing, taking a bath, eating seafood, Chen is the best. How do you know me so well! 】

【Do you still like eating abalone the most? 】

[Should I say it or not, Chen Zui's proposal is not bad~]

[Not a bad fart, you are the bodies of the gluttonous ladies, you are despicable! ! 】

……

Some people in the opposition party in the barrage shouted..
[Life is too plain and boring indeed, but the three views of getting rich overnight are not correct! 】

[I think, since we have appeared in Chen Zui's world, we should be responsible for him. What kind of lottery, gambling, etc. can't let him get involved. If we learn badly in the future, what should we do? 】

Chen Zui, can you still gamble?
……

The quarrel escalated, and when the matter developed to this point, Chen Zui realized that it had nothing to do with him.

In the street in front of him, the barrage was venting crazily at a flying speed. Some of the words were long, and they were translucent and submerged before they were finished.

The two sides insisted on their own opinions, and their words were fierce. On the matter of whether to give the lottery winning numbers to Chen Zui, they quoted classics and talked about it, and then gradually rose to various dimensions.

Some people stand on the moral high ground and despise everything like a saint.

Some people put themselves in the perspective of gender, and a combination of boxing is very powerful. We don't know what this has to do with gender, but we can punch.

There are people in
【Chen Zui, the zodiac sign of Leo, has a very good fortune recently. There may be a chance to be confessed in love, and there is a counterattack in career. When you meet a noble person, please seize the opportunity.】

[Chen Zui, a sage on the day of Jia, when the branch is happy, the Palace of Hai belongs to Qian, and it is already the land of longevity in Jiadi.

[Whether I want to give Chen Zui the lottery winning number or not, I don’t want to comment too much, I just want to grow up with Chen Zui, for this reason I also bought a slimming device, and I have lost a lot of weight in a week]

[What's the most interesting thing to see Chen, hi silk, JK, link WWW.*****]

……

All in all, the world in front of me is a mess.

Chen is the most embarrassing. In 2008, because he didn't have a personal computer, he couldn't even be regarded as a little surfer. Facing the bloody storm in the online world in 2022, how could he possibly return the building?

He just has a feeling now, the people behind these bullet screens seem to be sick
Are all people in 2022 like this?

After walking and stopping, the sky had already set, and he still had no way to resolve the dispute in the barrage.

Until he came to the entrance of Songjiang Night Market, his gaze accidentally glanced at a spicy skewer, and the world of barrage in his eyes began to slowly change.

Chen Zui didn't notice this change at first, he just subconsciously focused and fixed his eyes gradually.

In his eyes, the red light of the sunset covered every corner.

The stall owners in the night market are setting up their stalls, displaying their goods, busy waiting for customers to visit, and a sense of vitality is overflowing.

In the middle of the picture is the spicy skewer trolley with no people. The shabu-shabu with four large horizontal grids has been filled with various ingredients. The color is fresh and the appearance is good.

Before the boiling pot sat a woman.

She has a good figure, a simple white T-shirt, the overall feeling is loose, but as long as she leans over slightly, the fabric on the chest will be a little tense, the lower body is a pair of denim shorts, and a pair of long legs are casually draped, The legs are neither thick nor too slender, but well-proportioned and just right.

The beautiful long black hair hangs down naturally, and because she is eating, she always makes a movement of tucking her hair behind her ears when she lowers her head, which looks a bit elegant.

And with this movement, you can also see her side face clearly.

The clear but not overly sharp silhouette is both soft and structured.

The fair skin reflects the light of the sunset, making her facial features look very three-dimensional. There is no joyful jumping of a girl in her eyes, but she has the confidence and calmness of a mature woman.

It's just that this kind of self-confidence and calmness can also be interpreted as aloofness and coldness.

But it is also this unique temperament that makes her sitting in front of the booth seem like a landscape, so that all the girls in sight will be overshadowed by her.

This description is not an exaggeration. If you have to attribute the reason, maybe the girls on the street in 2008 are in the stage of 'tide' = non-mainstream aesthetics.

Most of their hairstyles are hot with fireworks or tinfoil, and they are dyed a popular yellow color. They look like golden lion kings. Not to mention their makeup, big black eyeliner is standard. It seems that whoever looks more like a panda is more beautiful. It is even better to hum an Internet Divine Comedy like "QQ Love" to highlight your sense of fashion.

Of course, these are not in line with the aesthetics of 2022. In comparison, she, who has an excellent foundation, is naturally highlighted to be more beautiful and dazzling.

And for the barrage gentlemen who are bombarded by short videos in 2022, how can they relieve their worries?Only Hess.

Although the young lady in front of me is not wearing high silk, but I can imagine that she is wearing high silk
And because she is beautiful enough and has the charm of a young mature woman and a distant iceberg, she is obviously enough to be the best solution.

Therefore, the quarrel in the bullet screen died down, and soon the opinions were unified, and then the screen was frantically swiped.

【Chen Zui, do you dare to strike up a conversation? 】

【Chen Zui, do you dare to strike up a conversation? 】

【Chen Zui, do you dare to strike up a conversation? 】

……

Five minutes later, Chen Zui reached an agreement with the barrage gentlemen.

As a result of going to QQ or calling, exchange the winning numbers for the next Shuangseqiu lottery.

However, as for how to strike up a conversation, at the age of eighteen, Chen, who had a crush on the goddess for three years in high school and did not dare to confess, still needs the advice of the barrage masters.

So all kinds of bizarre ways to strike up a conversation were presented in front of his eyes in the form of words.

When Chen Zuo plucked up his courage and walked towards the spicy skewer booth, the Danmaku gentlemen also thoughtfully gave him enough encouragement.

[How bold a person is, how productive the land is. 】

[As long as Chen is the most courageous, my sister will take maternity leave next year. 】

【Aba aba aba aba.】

……

Accompanied by the sunset, Chen Zui came before her eyes.

Sometimes you have to admit that some people are born to rely on their faces to eat.

No matter how ordinary things such a person is doing, their beauty will be like light, illuminating the surroundings and attracting more attention.

This is the case for the young lady who is eating ordinary spicy skewers, especially at close range, you can smell the fresh fragrance of hair, you can see her fair and delicate skin, and you can meet her eyes, and see the beauty in her eyes that are like autumn water. When there is such a trace of coldness, it will make people feel that they are born as human beings, why are they born so beautiful.
Chen Zui was feeling emotional now, and at the same time shielded the coldness in her eyes, took a deep breath, and prepared his lines.

In fact, he is panicking now.

Don't look at him bragging about big white legs with the barrage kings before, KTV school girls, Haitian Shengyan, and heaven and earth.
When it comes to reality, he is actually a little lack of self-confidence due to poor family conditions, a face that has not been tempered by society, and a little self-esteem for fear of being rejected by others, and a little shy boy.

But the difference is that because of his family's decline in the past two years, Chen Zui has seen a lot of bad things in the world, so that he understands the importance of money too much.

So when faced with the temptation to get rich overnight, he chose money..
He can overcome his lack of self-confidence, abandon the little shyness in his heart, and make his skin as thick as a city wall.

So after a "cough".

Abandoning the show plans of the barrage gentlemen, Chen Zui looked at her and said sincerely: "Hi, Miss Sister, my name is Chen Zui, can I get to know you?"

The spicy taste of the spicy skewers filled the air, and the cries of the vendors were still echoing in the ears, and the sunset glow still shone on her rather cool and pretty face.

It's just that after she heard the words, she simply said one word: "Get lost."

……

Exit from the word 'roll'.

The barrage gentlemen knew that the flirtation fell through, and they began to be happy.

[What's wrong with not being able to strike up a conversation? I've eaten your rice, and there are still men who eat rice who can't strike up a conversation?Oh, yes, Chen is the worst.]

[Chen is the best, although this time is embarrassing, but we believe that you will grow up, and will always stand behind you and poke your spine silently! 】

It's just that they wrongly underestimated Chen Zui's determination and his desire for 500 million.

So at this critical moment, facing the crisp word 'roll', Chen Zui blocked the barrage and responded neatly: "Okay!"

As he spoke, he actually bent over and rolled out.

Faced with this scene, the Danmaku gentlemen were dumbfounded, Miss Bingshan was dumbfounded, and even the lady selling spicy skewers stared like copper bells.
……

……

Chen Zui, who got out, reminded the bullet screen readers of a famous imaginary question on the Internet.

This question is not a joke. If you are given 100 million, are you willing to eat shit?
The answer to many people not joking is no.

So the topic is upgraded, and if I give you 1000 million, are you willing to eat shit?

Some people will nod at this time, most still refuse.

What about [-] million?
Even with such a huge amount, many people will still refuse, but some of those who have previously refused will also agree.

But what if there's a gun pointed at you and you die if you don't eat it?
There may still be a few hard-headed people shaking their heads, because their lives are their own, and they have the right to decide whether they can die standing up, but most people will eat out of fear.

So, if this gun is pointed at the person you love the most, you will die if you don’t eat the person you love?
At this time, the opinions of people who answered seriously will gradually unify, and the answer is to eat.

And if shit is compared to being humiliated and letting go of dignity, then the ultimate answer is: "It must be love and fear that can drive most people to be willing to be humiliated and let go of their dignity."

Chen loves his parents the most, but also fears the poverty of the past two years.

So in the face of 500 million, he used a roll to make his last effort and struggle.

And after rolling out for five full laps.
Miss Bingshan, who was sitting next to the spicy skewers, said, "Don't get lost."

Chen Zui heard that a carp stood up straight, and brushed off the ashes smartly.

She was puzzled, "I've never seen you like this before."

"Shameless?"

She was noncommittal.

Chen Zui smiled: "Then can I have your phone number?"

……

Vigorously miracle..
The miraculous thing is that after Miss Bingshan wrote him her phone number, she pointed to the soup pot and calmly said to Chen Zui, "Since I gave you your phone number, it's fair for you to invite me to eat this spicy skewer." ?”

Chen Zui looked calm and calm on the surface: "Okay, eat whatever you want."

So, under the steaming heat and the mixed smell of prickly ash and chili pepper, the two who were strangers 5 minutes ago started chatting.

"Getting acquainted?"

"My name is Chen Zui."

"Zhao Wanrou."

Chen Zui blinked, looked at her and felt that the soft word didn't suit her at all, but he still said, "It sounds good."

"How old are you?"

"eighteen."

"Heh, did you learn how to pick up girls at eighteen?"

Chen Zui murmured: "Life forces me."

Zhao Wanrou didn't hear clearly: "???"

Chen most changed the subject: "It doesn't matter, how old are you?"

"27."

Chen Zui looked shocked: "Impossible, I thought you were seventeen!"

Zhao Wanrou looked at Chen Zui, smiled and said, "Act, continue to act..."

Chen Zui looked at the barrage, chose an answer with high EQ, and said sincerely: "I can't pick up something nice to tell you. Besides, although I don't think you are seventeen, I really think you are two at most. ten."

Zhao Wanrou smiled again, but this time the smile was a little different from before, as if the tip of the iceberg had melted.
Chen Zui played by ear: "I'm going to the bathroom."

"it is good."

So, he agreed to treat him to dinner, but he, who was too cash-strapped, never came back.
……

Chen Zui, who escaped from the order and left the young lady at the stall, walked home and clenched his fists: "I won."

The barrage lords despise Chen Zui's behavior of leaving the iceberg goddess behind.

Therefore, Chen Zui quickly saw a series of uninterrupted *******************.

Chen Zui asked why it was *******************, what is the number?

barrage say
【Harmonized】

[If the number cannot be issued, it will change to ************************************************************************************************

Chen Zui asked in astonishment: "So. Are you talking nonsense?"

So he got a screen full of answers.

[Sorry, I lied to you next time] [Sorry, I lied to you next time] [Sorry, I lied to you next time] [Sorry, I lied to you next time] [Sorry, I lied to you next time] [Sorry, next time Lied to you again] [Sorry, I lied to you next time]..
Chen took a deep breath
Have people in 2022 never been beaten?

……

Zhao Wanrou wondered if the people in 2022 had never been beaten.

She sat and waited for half an hour in front of the spicy skewers booth, the cold wind ruffled her hair, all she knew was that she really wanted to hit someone now!
　There are many settings behind the barrage, which need to be told a little bit through the story.

　　In other words, everything you see and think is unreasonable is my intention.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)