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Chapter 100 I want to be a bastard (12 consecutive updates, please read more)

On November, with the participation of my aunt's mother and son, there was a little taste of the New Year.

In the one-and-a-half-bedroom house, the brand-new 32-inch TV played BGM with a clear picture, and Chen's mother and auntie chatted non-stop in the kitchen, most of which were about embarrassing things about the children.

This made Chen Zui and Xiaozhi, who were sitting in the narrow living room, always retort fiercely when they couldn't stand listening.

Of course, their rebuttals had no effect. The more excited they were, the more confident they seemed.

In the barrage words [He is in a hurry, he is in a hurry. 】

So in the end, Chen Zui and Xiao Zhi simply lay flat and let the two mothers make up whatever they wanted.

But staying here is too boring. I have watched "My Fair Princess" on TV more than 800 times, and Xiaozhi finally couldn't bear his curiosity and asked:
"Brother, what did you do in school to earn so much money?"

The electrical appliances replaced today are roughly estimated to cost [-] yuan.

This is simply an astronomical figure for a kid, so that Xiao Zhi's little brain, which is sprayed with two catties of jelly water like a steel helmet, can't help but imagine that if he has so much money
No need to think about the details, as long as he thinks of the number [-], he immediately strokes his sideburns like a pendant, it's so fucking cool.

And listening to his question, Chen Zui's answer was: "Business."

"What kind of business, brother, can earn so much?"

Chen Zui deliberately teased him, pretending to be mysterious: "Don't tell others."

Xiaozhi immediately tensed up and listened attentively.

"Your brother and I are trafficking people."

Xiaozhi's eyes were a little startled when he heard it, but the more he thought about it, the more he felt, it seemed that this must be the case, not crooked ways, why did he make so much money?
So in his limited cognition, he immediately thought of it.
"I see, bro."

"Uh, what do you know?"

Xiaozhi beckoned, with a mysterious expression on his face.

This time it was Chen who listened the most.

Xiaozhi whispered, "Did you introduce jobs to your classmates?"

Chen least expected the little cousin to say: "Uh, you are quite savvy."

Xiaozhi looked smug, and I guessed it right.

So he asked again: "Brother, can you take me one, I want to pimp too."

When Chen Zui had a question mark on his face, the bullet screen refreshed in front of his eyes.

[Don't deny it, you stinky pimp, you are a pimp. 】

[Almost the same meaning, my cousin is right. 】

Well, that's not wrong.

But Chen Zui still said to his cousin: "Get out."

Xiaozhi looked like I understood: "Brother, don't hide it when you talk about it. I don't discriminate against pimps, and I even want to join them."

Chen Zui: "You can't do it."

Xiaozhi thought for a while, and realized the reason behind his brother's four words: "Is it because I am too old to live in a small town, yes, but brother, I can be a younger brother, a horse boy!"

Chen Zui looked puzzled: "Where do you think you are going? If there is no place, then what is the place."

Xiaozhi also looked puzzled: "Ah, isn't it, isn't our pimp an introduction to female college students?"

【Cousin can】

[I didn't expect you to know so much at such a young age. 】

[It's okay, when I was his age, I was tired of watching the domestic regions, and I have moved to the European and American regions. 】

Chen most didn't read the barrage, he looked at his cousin, heartbroken: "Shut up, what kind of female college student, what I do is simply introduce jobs to my classmates."

Xiaozhi rolled his eyes: "I understand, I understand, yes, it is to introduce jobs to classmates in a 'simple' way."

Chen Zui couldn't help but look at the boy's expression: "Are you sure you understand?"

"I really understand."

"alright."

Xiaozhi was anxious: "Brother, okay, what do you mean, take me with you?"

"Take your fart, didn't you say to see if I made a small business?"

"But brother, I like unscrupulous industries."

Chen Ji almost gave him another trick, but since his aunt was still in the kitchen, he had no choice but to hold back: "Your brother and I both work in a serious business."

Seeing that my cousin doesn’t say anything, Xiaozhi, who has been influenced by Hong Kong movies since he was a child, his idol is a pheasant, and his dream is to step into the rivers and lakes and become a gangster, pondered for a moment
After 1 minute, he thought of a brilliant rhetoric.

So he pulled Chen Zui's sleeve, and after Chen Zui's ear leaned over, he said softly: "Brother, our family, it would be useful if I went, you think, if something happens, you will be investigated." No, other people absolutely can’t, but brother, I can top the tank for you, I’m underage!”

Chen is the most annoying.
[Little cousin's road has widened. 】

[I'm crying, how about you? 】

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Just when Chen was the most speechless and Xiaozhi's eyes were full of light, the laughter in the kitchen grew louder.

just listen
Chen's mother's voice: "Chen Zui, I was buried when I was a child, and my favorite thing to do is piss live mud."

Auntie's voice: "That's much cleaner than Xiaozhi, he pisses and plays with shit."

Chen Zui: "..."

Xiaozhi: "..."

No, these two are cooking in the kitchen, isn't it disgusting to talk about this?
Chen couldn't stand it anymore, and stood up: "Come on, let's go out to get some fresh air, and buy a chicken as an extra dish."

Xiaozhi's eyes became brighter when he heard it, is this a code word?It's a slang word on the road, right? I was excited when I heard it, so I immediately got up and followed his cousin.

Just 15 minutes later, standing at the end of the long queue at the door of the fried chicken shop, the light in his eyes disappeared, and his dream was shattered: "Brother, this chicken is not serious!"

Outside, Chen Zuo directly slapped him with a slap on the neck: "Stop watching young and Dangerous and gangster movies, did you pee and shit when you were young, did it all live in your head?"

Xiaozhi covered his neck and muttered weakly: "Mud and shit are not the same."

"It's so much worse."

……

While the two children were queuing outside to buy fried chicken, Father Chen came home.

Because he wants to continue to leave the car after 4 o'clock, and do more work between 4 and 6 o'clock before and after the meal, the original dinner was served on time at [-] o'clock.

Smelling the aroma of the food at home, Father Chen noticed the difference at home.

Looking at the brand-new TV, turning on the faucet with hot water, and seeing his wife smiling, and listening to her show off: "My son bought it all.", Dad Chen felt a little stressed
I originally planned to go home after dinner today during the holidays, but now I immediately decided to leave the car as usual until late at night..
When he made this decision, Chen Zui and Xiaozhi also arrived home.

After tearing up the hot fried chicken, the last dish was also served on the table.

The family sat down, ate, watched TV, and enjoyed themselves happily, but the topic on the table continued the childhood embarrassment of the two children in the kitchen, which caused Chen Zui and Xiaozhi to be somewhat autistic for a while.

In the middle of the meal, Chen Zui's phone rang. Seeing that it was his sister, he immediately squeezed out of the table and got into his room.

"What are you doing?"

Hearing Zhao Wanrou's voice, she was obviously in a good mood.

"It's time to eat."

"So early?"

"Well, my dad is going out by car."

"Oh, that was exhausting."

Chen Zui said 'hmm': "Where should we go for research?"

"Yeah, let's go to the mountain, it's close, there are hot springs on the mountain, glass walkways and so on, and there are scenery."

"when to go?"

"Tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, whatever, depends on your time."

Thinking of spending one more day at home with his mother, Chen Zui said, "Then the day after tomorrow."

"Okay, it's settled, I'll make a decision, you get up early the day after tomorrow and I'm here."

Chen Zui thought for a while: "By the way, sister, have you eaten yet?"

"Nothing."

"Then you are there?"

Zhao Wanrou's voice on the other end of the phone didn't ring immediately, and she paused for half a second: "I'm outside with my friends, waiting to have dinner together at night."

Chen Zui said 'Oh': "That's fine, that's settled, I'll go to your place the morning after tomorrow."

"OK, let's put down the phone."

"it is good."

……

After putting down the phone, the bullet screen flashed in front of my eyes.

Chen Zui looked at them and thought for a while before returning to the dining table.

After eating absent-mindedly for about half an hour, seeing that it was almost done, he stood up: "Dad, Mom, Auntie, I have something to do at the moment, let's go out for a while."

It was time to close the table, so of course Father Chen and Mother Chen said, "Go early and come back early."

My aunt also had a smile on her face: "Xiao Mo is busy now."

It was Xiaozhi: "Brother, why are you going, can you bring me one?"

Chen Zui took out his coat, put it on his body, and said before going out, "Come and find me tomorrow morning."

Um?Is there a show?
Seeing the back of Chen Zui leaving, Xiaozhi clenched his fists, and his future blood-licking and magnificent career in the rivers and lakes appeared in his mind.

……

(End of this chapter)