What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 77 Pervert, Thunder Dragon
To say how unreliable Zhang Yao is now, to put it bluntly, a group of small animals are planning their life goals there, and if there are no accidents, there will be more small animals on Zhang Yao's side in the future. What you know is called abnormal folk affairs The investigation institute, those who didn't know it thought it was the Small Animal Health Rehabilitation Training Center.

Where are Fantastic Beasts?Of course it was in Zhang Yao's den.

If you don’t believe me, you can take an inventory of her surroundings. There is a fox, a cat, a beetle demon, a love brain ice skate, and the rest is Huang Dieer, who was just introduced by Brother Zhang.

Although Huang Die'er can't be said to be normal, she is still a human being after all, and after receiving the modern consciousness, she can quickly integrate it with her wisdom. How can this not be more powerful than those small animals?

But to talk about why Huang Die'er can still be accepted as an immortal corpse, here is the dialectical thinking of everyone from Brother Zhang to Twelve Spirits.

The Twelve Spirits and the Immortal Corpse Jie are indeed mortal enemies, and they have been fighting back and forth since more than 2000 years ago. At that time, the Twelve Spirits did not have dragons and dogs, but turtles and cranes. The fairy was beaten until his soul was scattered and he couldn't get back up again, so he joined the dragon and the dog, and finally finalized it.

But in fact, not many people now know that the Twelve Spirits are actually corpse-dissolving immortals. Back then, there were dozens of sects in the world of Xuanhuang, and they were all brothers but they fought hard.

This is the predecessor of the Shijiexian and the Twelve Spirits. Later, someone integrated all these people to end the hundreds of years of disputes, and then became the Qimen. Qimen was quite beautiful in the pre-Qin period. Yes, even at the time when a hundred schools of thought were contending, there were thoughts such as Yin-Yang School, Taoism, and Mohism, but after another 100 years or so, there were differences among the people in Qimen, and some of them followed Qing Lingzi and other leaders went out to seize the world.The other part is left to continue to develop theories and techniques.

But I didn't expect Qing Lingzi, an old dog, to lead people to attack his mother's family not long after he left. Suddenly, Qimen suffered heavy losses, and Qing Lingzi's lineage of art sects lost their reputation.

At this point, the twelve spirits are considered to be born in response to the catastrophe, so strictly speaking, the twelve spirits are corpses. During the years of mutual struggle, some corpses came to become the twelve spirits, and some twelve spirits defected and became the twelve spirits. Dear corpse, there is me in you, and you in me, it has long been confused.

Otherwise, there would not be a tragedy in the world where the dragon and the butterfly are a couple.

So for Shi Jiexian, in Xiao Zhang's words, they have received the most cruel and severe punishment for the choices they made, but now Shi Jiexian is actually a completely different individual.

It’s just that the supervision still needs to be supervised, because these people are inherently unstable, and they are very likely to continue to do evil, just like Qing Lingzi, they belong to bandit leaders who have never changed their ways, and if they are caught, they will be tied to bronze. It was baked on the pillars by adults.

And for those who take the initiative to seek refuge like Huang Die'er, the Twelve Spirits themselves will not reject them, and the current owner of the Twelve Spirits is Brother Xiao Zhang, who is the common Holy Master of both parties, and they are justified. If they betray, they may be I can't bear the price, because as long as she has appeared in front of Sister Gou once, she can chase them to the ends of the earth. Maybe there is no one in the world who is willing to be chased and killed by Sister Gou and Hu Niu, two generations of guardians at the same time, right?That would be miserable.

Closer to home, let's turn my attention back to Zhang Yao. Although she doesn't feel anything yet, basically after accepting Master Pi, she has already stepped into the demon world with one foot. As long as her organization still exists in the future, it will be It is bound to become the connecting point between the demon world and the human world, and more and more demon spirits who want to enter the human world will gradually become familiar with this world through her.

"In other words, if this book is written by women, it can be changed to "Zhang Yao and Her Little Animals."

Brother Zhang said so.

But Zhang Yao couldn't react when she heard it: "What do you mean? What female frequency text?"

"It's okay." Brother Zhang shook his head and said, "I'm just talking nonsense."

"Okay, actually I don't care if they're demons or not, I think they're all cute. Whether it's rhubarb or Mr. Pi, they're all super cute."

"Yeah." Xiao Zhang nodded and said, "You take it easy."

"Okay, then I'll go back today."

"Ah."

Zhang Yao got up and left, and went back to take care of her little zoo.

According to Zhang Yao's idea, although her non-governmental organization is now listed, it still needs to wait until the next year before it can be put into operation. The main reason is that the few small animals introduced by Mr. Pi are still waiting to get the year-end award. If you can't leave, you have to wait until after the lucky draw at their annual meeting before you can leave.

When she returned to her warehouse, after a period of renovation, the warehouse has completely changed its appearance. It can be said that it is very high-tech inside. It is equipped with electronic fences from the entrance. As long as there are unauthorized people or other things Zhang Yao will be notified as soon as possible.

After Zhang Yao was notified, she could completely close the warehouse, fight back or even destroy it directly.

Inside the warehouse, there are many relatively advanced technological products. Although they have not reached the level of a real Iron Man, they are definitely the ultimate dream of any man.

In order to prevent her computer from being hacked, Zhang Yao even changed a system platform that only belongs to her according to the system in the iron suit given to her by "Santa Claus".

But it's funny to say it. After she finished all this hard work, she realized that the things she might face in the future seem to have little to do with high technology. On the contrary, getting more offensive weapons is the right way.

Sitting in the warehouse, Zhang Yao was sorting out the future expenditure budget on the computer, when suddenly she heard a loud noise from outside.

She turned her head to look over, only to find that Master Pi rushed in crookedly, and then went straight into her own hut.

Zhang Yao hurried over and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Monsters... There are monsters!!! It's disgusting!"

Master Pi's words made Zhang Yao's heart twitch. Although Master Pi is very good at Xiao Zhang's side, in fact she is definitely a master in other places, and it can scare Master Pi into such a state. Zhang Yao was somewhat uncertain.

But now she is no longer the helpless little girl at the beginning, she has learned a trick——Brother Zhang~~~
Quickly connected to the video, Brother Zhang was working, he put his phone on the phone holder, and looked at Zhang Yao in the video curiously: "What's wrong?"

"Master Pi said just now that there are monsters outside, I'll go and have a look, but I'm scared..." Zhang Yao's voice sounded pitiful: "Will you stay with me~~~"

Brother Zhang hadn't spoken yet, when he heard Zhang Yao's acting like a baby that the mouse had learned there, and he learned it so vividly, there was a clear and audible laughter from behind Zhang Yao's invisible, obviously there were many people there There.

Even Zhang Yao blushed a little at this time, she coughed and gradually returned to normal: "I'm going out, if you see danger, you will protect me as soon as possible... okay?"

"it is good."

Little Brother Zhang is a soft-hearted and easy-going person, as long as someone begs him, as long as the request is not excessive, he will basically not refuse, so Zhang Yao grasped this point clearly and keenly, and has already begun to gradually raise some small questions. It's almost a no-brainer request.

After Brother Zhang promised to protect her, Zhang Yao walked out slowly with her mobile phone in hand. With the faint light outside, she saw two people standing there not far away. The silhouettes should be a man and a woman.

"Brother Zhang, did you see it? Are there two people? Or is it just me?"

"It's two people." Xiao Zhang nodded and said, "It's not just you who can see it."

"Then I don't worry, I'll go in a little bit now."

Zhang Yao approached with her mobile phone, and when she was about five meters away from the two people, she could already hear their conversation, and the man was the new member of the Little Animal Paradise, Huang Die'er.

But that woman... seemed strange, like she had never seen her before.

What were they talking about? Zhang Yao didn't listen carefully, but pointed the camera of her mobile phone at the woman who was chatting with Huang Die'er, so that brother Zhang could see clearly who that person was.

This time, Brother Xiao Zhang was not the only one there. Everyone present hugged him, wanting to see who the person chatting with Huang Die'er was.

Not to mention, that woman is pretty good-looking, with a high nose bridge, an oval face, big eyes and a tall figure. This is simply the template of a perfect lover.

The only fly in the ointment is that the hairstyle is a bit weird, it looks like buying a wig.

And Huang Die'er, who was chatting heartily, suddenly reached out and grabbed the hair of the person opposite, revealing a hair-inch head.

"This hairstyle is a bit like a brontosaurus."

When the people on the phone saw this scene, their expressions suddenly became a little distorted, and the mouse asked in horror: "I'm afraid it's really him?"

But when she heard the voice on the phone, the woman who was big and happy suddenly turned her head and shouted at the camera: "It's me, I'm me, I'm me! Ask me, what's my question? And you, what are you shooting for? Nothing to do, right? You’re going through menopause and don’t find something uncomfortable, right?”

At this moment, Zhang Yao's phone was full of retching sounds, and even Xiao Zhang's expression became distorted. After Zhang Yao carefully looked at Thunder Dragon's new shape, he thought of Master Pi just now. The restlessness, suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in the stomach.

Soon there was a lot of cursing on the phone, everyone was spitting on Thunder Dragon, but Thunder Dragon was unmoved and continued to chat with Huang Die'er.

Finally, even Huang Die'er couldn't stand it anymore, took a few steps back, and spat it out with a wow.

"As for what?" Lei Long weighed his big clasp: "I'm not pretty?"

(End of this chapter)