What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 44

The head of the thunder dragon is iron, and the celestial dragon body is the celestial body that all practitioners dream of. The golden body and the dharma appearance are like a younger brother in front of the celestial dragon body.

Super durability, super self-recovery ability, and natural resistance to various spells have created such a monster as the brontosaurus.

As for why Brother Zhang beat him, it was because he had triggered the Word Spirit just now. If he didn't stop casting spells, Zhang Yao would die.

Or to say that the thunder dragon is not as reliable as the mouse. This guy has a long history of talking nonsense. Although he has restrained himself a little after gaining the power of speech, he will still appear crazy when he sees a beautiful girl.When he became crazy, he really didn't care about it, and a mouthful of nonsense came one after another.

"Is... is he really alright?"

Zhang Yao watched Lei Long get up from the ground by himself, and a large piece of his head was sunken, which looked somewhat scary, but he himself walked aside to reflect as if nothing had happened, and the sunken piece It was back to normal in a matter of seconds.

"It's okay, he's very strong."

"Is solidity used to describe this state?" Zhang Yao pointed to her head: "His head is sunken..."

Brother Xiao Zhang laughed, then laughed louder and louder, and finally turned into a hearty laugh. He actually didn't know what Zhang Yao said was so funny, but it was matched with her unbelievable expression and round staring eyes. But no matter how the eyes look at it, they find it funny.

"Actually, more serious injuries are fine, he..." Brother Zhang said to Zhang Yao after laughing, "He has a nickname called Phoenix."

Zhang Yao stared into Brother Zhang's eyes, as if she was confirming something, then nodded seriously. Although she didn't say anything, she probably understood something. She might have met the legendary stranger... ?spirit?Anyway, you can't be called a weirdo.

The mystery given to her by brother Zhang yesterday is not only not solved today, but even bigger.She is not as easy to deceive as Zhu Zhenzhen. Although she did accept the idea of ​​a charlatan, the more she sits at home, the more she thinks about it. Although she can't say what is wrong with it, she just feels that the logic is not smooth enough, and there are bugs everywhere.

"Are you interested in cooperating with me?" Zhang Yao didn't ask Xiao Zhang's identity anymore, but just looked at him with her head propped up: "I think you are so mysterious."

"There's nothing mysterious about it, I'm just an ordinary person." Xiao Zhang said with a smile, "I'm a nine-to-five office worker."

Even Yang Junfeng couldn't listen to what he said, and quickly took over the conversation and said to Zhang Yao: "I'm his manager, tell me what you have to say, don't keep harassing our artists."

"artist?"

"Well, you are an entertainer, you know how to act and dress up." Yang Junfeng turned his head and looked at Brother Zhang: "What can you do if you just say it directly!"

Brother Zhang raised his eyes and glanced at Yang Junfeng, the two of them met each other, then Brother Zhang sighed and sat on the stool: "Actually, there's nothing we can't say, it's just that we don't want to reveal our identities. Otherwise, it is easy to invite death."

Having said that, Zhang Yao cared even more, she stretched her neck: "I promise not to tell anyone."

It's a story, it's really a story, it's a complete story that a group of them spent nine years repairing more than 1000 bugs.

The content of the story is roughly: Brother Zhang is actually a monk living in seclusion in the city, also known as an urban hermit. The store has gradually become an underground transportation station for urban entertainers... people with supernatural abilities. People who come here every day are people with various strange abilities.

After Zhang Yao heard this clumsy story, she turned around and asked Yang Junfeng curiously: "How long have you guys been making up this story?"

"Nine years." Yang Junfeng scratched his head: "I'm the editor-in-chief, can't I?"

Hearing his answer, Zhang Yao lost her temper at all. Now she doesn't know whether she has entered the traffic station of superhumans or the den of straight men. She has seen too many scumbags. Man, she is still somewhat uncomfortable.

So Zhang Yao started to patch the integrity and logic of the whole story for them on the spot. There are a few places that are particularly inconsistent, that is, who is going to chase them down, how they hide, and everyone's identity.

"If this place adds a little plot, saying that this is a historical legacy, and a bunch of evil villains can support the direction of the whole story, and you are actually not hiding but pulling each other like Optimus Prime and Megatron. Is it reasonable? In the end, your identities are all real and not fake. If you say they are fake, don’t you underestimate the household registration system? There is a business on this wall Licensed, it’s hard to believe. So there is no problem with the general direction of your story, but there are too many holes in the details.”

Zhang Yao was talking about Little Zhang while remembering, and after she finished speaking, Little Zhang even raised his head and asked, "Are there any more?"

Seeing the sincere eyes and blank tone of this dead straight man, Zhang Yao, who was originally full of hostility, burst into laughter immediately.

She laughed, and Brother Zhang also laughed. After both of them finished laughing, Zhang Yao got up and said, "I'll invite you to dinner in a few days. How about leaving a phone call?"

Brother Zhang raised her finger to the reservation number above her head, and Zhang Yao also raised her head to record it. Then she got up and shook her phone: "I'll see you at my house in three days."

As soon as she left, the dead straight men surrounded Xiao Zhang like flies, and even the dogs and cats in the backyard ran over, just to hear him explain how this bad relationship came about. of.

They asked in a hurry, but Xiao Zhang only answered with a smile on his face.

"I don't think it's right." Yang Junfeng said seriously and firmly, shaking his fingers: "Which one of you has ever seen me laugh like that?"

"I've never seen it." Da Huang jumped onto the desk lamp and shouted, "I've never seen it before!"

Just as Lei Long was about to speak, Brother Zhang stared back at him with a single look.And Yang Junfeng continued: "And you don't know, she is a very famous person, but she looked at Chang'er, with her little eyes...the two must have something to do."

Brother Zhang doesn't like to explain, but he has to explain that this is the second time they meet, but this meeting is more dramatic, and Zhang Yao... that woman seems to be born with a pair of watery eyes Eyes, when staring at people, there is always an illusion of affection.

Although Little Brother Zhang doesn't know much about this kind of thing, he is calm enough, and he can clearly distinguish the emotions contained in a person's eyes. Zhang Yao's emotions are obviously more curious and anticipating, and he is not like this gang of deadbeats. The kind of emotion that the man said.

But... men, they are teenagers until they die, they always have a million ways to think that a woman has fallen in love with them in their own world, just like that year when the little girl in the next class smiled at them, they I have already thought about where the third child will go to kindergarten.

"So are you planning to go on a date?"

"I don't really think so." Brother Zhang said slowly, "She feels weird to me."

"Go." Yang Junfeng said seriously: "You're already out looking for a job anyway, why can't you go on another date? That's Zhang Yao."

"That's right, she looks very rich. If you become successful, then the canned cat food will be enough." Rhubarb said with emotion, and even licked his lips: "The canned food that can't be eaten..."

Brother Zhang was about to speak when he heard his phone ring. He looked down and found that Zhang Yao had actually added him as a VX friend. Zhang Yao's avatar inside was a robot, very cool.

After the two became friends, a message came over right after: So your online name is Suiyueran.

"Back to her, back to her!" Yang Junfeng urged excitedly: "Go back to her!"

Brother Zhang picked up the phone, looked up, down, left, and right, and after a while, he pressed a word to go out: yes.

The moment the word was sent, the audience was excited, just as excited as the Chinese team scored the first goal of the Brazilian team.

"You can't do it."

Brother Zhang said dumbfoundedly: "This is too exaggerated."

And at this moment, Zhang Yao sent another message, and when she opened it, it turned out to be two selfies, with a sentence attached at the back: Which hairstyle looks better?I'll do whichever one you like.

Yang Junfeng took off on the spot after watching it. He was so excited that he rushed out of the gate and shouted outside: "The iron tree is blooming!!!"

This voice called Master Pi, Xiao Ma who just came back, and a bunch of people, even Xu Wei, who had slept until now after watching the stars all night.

After listening to Yang Junfeng's eloquent narration, all the men in the room were boiling, but Master Pi and Sister Gou obviously didn't look so happy.

"Huang Pizi is jealous?" Yang Junfeng walked over and put his hands on Master Pi's shoulders, and laughed wildly: "Hahaha, it's useless, you're just a little pet."

Huang Pizi flicked his body, and when he turned around, an Overlord removed his armor and turned Yang Junfeng over with a hammer. Zehu Huoen sprayed his nose and said fiercely: "No matter how big or small, I will kill you."

Seeing the agitation of this group of people, Brother Zhang didn't know what to say. He just looked down at the phone silently. He typed slowly. When he replied to the previous sentence, the other side had already typed a lot.Xiao Zhang could only scratch his head and answer one of the questions, but this obviously entered a vicious circle. Unknowingly, the other side almost swiped his VX. thing?This is clearly a social maniac, right?

"Okay, I know you bother me, this is your revenge for embarrassing me this afternoon. See you in three days."

Zhang Yao also sent the last message to Xiao Zhang when the driver opened the car door for her, and then she held the phone like this, but her face was full of smiles, and while sitting in the elevator, she used the phone as a mirror to play with her hair .

And at this time, she saw a black figure slowly appearing behind her, she immediately took a deep breath with a pale face, and then quickly lowered her head to pretend that she didn't see anything, but soon she saw the black figure Going around from the top of her head, bent over and put his face in front of her, t.

"Help...help...help...Anne Anne Anne..."

She rambled quickly until she heard the familiar voice of the smart assistant in the earphones behind her ears.

"Quick, quick... find someone to save me... it's coming again."

(End of this chapter)