What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 2 Call My Name
"Little girl, you have been shrouded in darkness. If you step out of this door, a bad omen will come."

Xu Wei's head was still groggy, but at least she woke up. Seeing that it was already dark outside, she quickly got up and staggered to go out for an appointment, but a hoarse and drowsy voice suddenly appeared after walking a few steps , as if emerging from the hell of the underworld, she trembled in fright.

She looked in the direction of the sound, but she didn't see anything, and it was still raining at this time, and there was a thunderstorm, and Xu Wei felt the hairs all over her body stand on end.

"Who are you……"

"Me? How dare you ask my name? Hahahaha, have you little girls lost their respect for the true God now? I am the guardian of the courtyard, the leader in charge of darkness, and the one who brings warmth and joy to mankind." Gospel! Why don't you kneel when you hear My Name?"

When Xu Wei heard this, her mind was almost in a mess. Her eyes searched around, and finally saw a lamp in the direction of the sound, and an orange cat was squatting on the lampshade.

The orange cat is sitting upright, with a naive look. Although it looks like a young cat, it has already developed its gills. It is chubby and cute.

"It's you talking to me?" Xu Wei looked at the orange cat and asked cautiously, her sense of fear suddenly decreased by 90.00%.

"Mortal!" the voice reappeared, but this time with a stern tone: "How dare you not use honorifics! Do you know who you are facing? You are facing the guardian of the courtyard, the ruler of darkness. His leader is the gospel that brings warmth and joy to mankind!"

"Cats can actually talk!!!" Xu Wei's eyes widened: "Or did I hit my head and have hallucinations? Say something else and I'll listen."

"Oh, poor and insignificant mortal."

"Wow!" Xu Wei exclaimed: "You can really talk! What's your name?"

In fact, young people in this era actually have a relatively high degree of acceptance of this kind of thing. After all, they have watched a lot of science fiction and fantasy movies, so they don’t make a fuss about everything they see. Besides, the person talking is a fat cat. It looked like so much fun.

"You actually asked the name of a true god? Hahaha, it's ridiculous. But yes, when you want to worship a god, you must know the name of the god. Since you asked piously, then I will tell you mercifully that I am The guardian of the courtyard is the leader in charge of darkness, and the gospel that brings warmth and joy to mankind! My name is with the moonlight, and you can humbly prostrate on the ground to listen to my name. Please remember, the only one in this world God, its name is..."

"Rhubarb, it's time to eat."

At this moment, the sound of knocking on a basin came from behind, Xu Wei was stunned for a moment, then turned around and saw a young man in his twenties holding a basin and a bag of cat food. The cat food basin was placed under the eaves, calling out to the orange cat.

"coming."

The orange cat jumped off the eaves and came to the rice bowl, but the next moment it was furious: "Cat food, cat food, cat food! It's cat food again! I am the guardian of the courtyard, the leader in charge of darkness, It is the gospel of giving warmth and joy to mankind! You feed me this kind of industrial waste every day, do you look down on me?"

The little brother kicked it on the ass: "What value have you created for this family? I asked you to go to the milk tea shop to act coquettishly and help attract customers. You are not willing to eat some nonsense. Eat and wander by yourself."

When Xu Wei saw this conversation between a man and a cat, her eyes widened, her face was full of surprise and disbelief.

"Eat, can't I eat? You really have a bad temper. The relationship between us is so deep. You actually let me go wandering. The outside is so dirty, the ground is also dirty, the trees are dirty, and the cave is dirty. Dirty, dirty everywhere, I..."

The orange cat babbled endlessly while eating, but the little brother ignored it at this moment, and just walked up to Xu Wei: "Hello."

"Hello..." Xu Wei raised her head and glanced at him, then nodded embarrassingly: "I'm sorry to trouble you."

"Are you okay? Did you feel any discomfort? If so, you should go to the hospital."

Xu Wei shook her head quickly: "It's okay, it's ready, thank you... Is that cat really talking? Isn't it my hallucination?"

"It talks a lot of bullshit every day."

"It really can talk!"

"It can also do somersaults." The little brother looked back at the orange cat: "Rhubarb, do somersaults."

"I am the guardian of the courtyard, the leader in charge of darkness, and the gospel that brings warmth and joy to mankind! You make me somersault!? I think you are disrespecting me a bit recently. You know that even the Egyptian pharaoh looked at me back then. Until I have to respectfully call out the great Best, you actually call me somersault? I'm going to eat you right now!"

"It's not happy." The little brother spread his hands helplessly: "I can't help it either."

Xu Wei calmed down a little, and looked at the little brother in front of her: "Is it like this in front of everyone?"

"It's all like this, it's like this at night."

"Then... aren't you afraid that others will talk about it?"

"This question... If I told you that a cat can talk, would you choose to believe it or not?"

Xu Wei laughed: "I choose to think you're picking on me. By the way, my name is Xu Wei, and I'm from the next city."

"Zhang Jiachang."

The two shook hands lightly, indicating that they knew each other. As for the talking cat, Xu Wei felt that it would be okay to come back to study after finishing the work at hand, and this place gave her a feeling of Oddly enough, a bit of metaphysics is not so unacceptable.

"Xu Wei, is that Xu Wei that nothing can stop you from yearning for freedom?" The dark leader who was eating cat food suddenly raised his head and asked: "Speaking of which, I like Pu Shu more, and that piece of laughter makes me Thinking of my flowers, the song is a bit old, have you heard it?"

Zhang Jiachang raised his hand and waved it: "Don't pay attention to it."

Xu Wei nodded with a weird expression, then looked at the little brother in front of her and smiled: "Then I'll go first, can I come back and chat with it when I'm done?"

"up to you."

"You let her go. If you let her go, she will die and won't come back." Rhubarb shouted from behind: "I think she looks pretty, why don't you keep her? Okay Do you really want a girlfriend who is easy to send to your door? Do you know that you are in your 20s? Dogs have to be bred when they are your age. Have you never thought about why you are still single? Anyway, she is dead Well, why don't you just keep her and ask for it yourself, it's a good deal."

"Shut up!" Zhang Jiachang turned around and scolded: "If you talk nonsense again, I'll let Xiaotian come out to deal with you."

"Meow~~~"

But after being told by it, Zhang Jiachang was fine, but Xu Weike was embarrassed, her face was hot, and she smiled awkwardly: "Why did it say that I will die..."

"I don't know." Zhang Jiachang laughed: "But you'd better listen to it. I'm off to work, you can do it yourself."

He turned around and walked out through a small door, leaving only Xu Wei standing in the yard in a daze.

This small courtyard is full of weirdness everywhere, strange places, strange cats, strange people, there is a feeling that something is wrong everywhere, although it is not terrible, but it is strange...

Just when Xu Wei was in a daze, the rhubarb also finished eating the cat food, and it slowly swayed its fat body to Xu Wei's face, raised its tail and circled around her a few times: "God gave you the guidance, you No need to doubt. Do you have a cell phone? Take it out and put it in front of me."

Xu Wei quickly took out her mobile phone and put it in front of the yellow cat. Although she didn't know what it was going to do, who could refuse the request of a talking cat.

"Unlock it! You stupid woman!"

"Oh..." Xu Wei reacted after being scolded, and quickly unlocked the phone and put it in front of Da Huang again.

Rhubarb pawed it with his paws and said in a rambling manner: "Mac, I don't like Macs. The Apple system is very troublesome. It doesn't allow downloads. The only thing that makes people more gratified is the browsing of Macs." It’s really called no taboo. Hey, let me see your browsing history.”

"No!" Xu Wei grabbed the phone and said, "Except for that..."

"It seems that there must be something bad in it." Rhubarb snorted, and continued to pick and pull. It skillfully clicked on a certain treasure, then found the pet section, clicked on an expensive canned cat food, and then used its paw Click on that page: "Buy it, buy it, buy it!"

Although Xu Wei felt weird about this cat's behavior, but still the same sentence, who can refuse a talking cat...

"I'll give you the address, just leave that guy's phone number." Rhubarb circled beside him: "Buy more and stock up. Otherwise, if you finish eating all at once, you'll have to live a miserable life in the future."

"Am I really going to die?" Xu Wei squatted beside Rhubarb and asked softly, "Why?"

Rhubarb stood up straight and looked around, then jumped straight onto Xu Wei's shoulder, leaned on her ear and whispered: "Since you have generously given tribute to the Almighty God, the Almighty God will give you back. I can Let me tell you clearly, as long as you leave here, you will die tonight, and die a miserable death, and you will never be able to reincarnate. You will be torn apart and drained of blood and leave the world completely... Double pressure! I Awesome."

There is a saying in the world that it is better to believe what is there than to believe what is not. If it were another person, Xu Wei would think that person might be sick, but this is a cat... A cat that tells itself that it will die, so terrible Does the reliability increase immediately?
"Then I won't go!"

And at the same time Xu Wei made this decision, her phone began to vibrate constantly, and Da Huang pushed the phone to him with his paw: "Here's a message, asking where you are."

"How should I answer?"

"Just tell him that you are here." Da Huang left leisurely with his tail upright, and said as he walked, "Anyway, he doesn't dare to come."

(End of this chapter)