What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 17 The Adventures of Little Brother Zhang
Zhang Jiachang actually thought about this decision for a long time, mainly because what Mr. Lin said touched him so much.

He said: You are a little less human now.

Brother Zhang may not care about what others say, but if Mr. Lin, a person who relies on spiritual sense for food, said this, it must be something wrong with him.

It's no wonder, because of the reason that he can't speak freely, Brother Zhang hasn't laughed or chatted with others for ten years. He always keeps himself trapped in this small milk tea shop, at three o'clock every day. Life on the front line, no fun and no life.

He was a man, and a young man at that, and he didn't know what he would become in the long run.

So he made the hasty and boldest decision in the past ten years, which was to hand over the power of speech to others.

He has considered many people, but the most suitable ones are Mouse and Thunder Dragon. Although Mouse is not strong in combat, he is definitely a staunch supporter of justice and justice, so let him rest assured.Although Thunder Dragon's whereabouts are erratic, he is really a good person, plus he has a stable temper and a peaceful mind, so it is more reassuring to entrust the other half of the speech spirit to him.

But even so, it is very dangerous to give this kind of terrifying power to one person alone. Zhang Jiachang thought for a long time before deciding to share this power between the two of them.

As for the revival of spiritual energy and the confusion of demons, it has nothing to do with Zhang Jiachang, he doesn't need to deal with these issues.

And he gave the strongest rule-level ability to Mouse and Thunder Dragon, which was the greatest help for the two of them.These two people can also form a mutual containment, mutual supervision and mutual cancellation situation, just like adding a layer of double insurance to the nuclear bomb.It's not that they can't trust them, it's just that this thing is too powerful, rule-level power.

Besides, if Brother Zhang wants Leilong to come to the milk tea shop to help, it is actually for the convenience of supervision. If something unexpected happens to them, Brother Zhang can also deprive them of their abilities immediately, and then deal with all the consequences. to reset.

This is killing two birds with one stone, it not only gives them the strongest tool to resist the darkness, but also allows them to regain their freedom.

He used to be a cheerful and laughing boy, but now he has been tortured by this ability for ten years, and he is finally about to lose his humanity, but he doesn't want to lose it, so this is also a kind of self-help.

"rain."

Lying on the bed, Lei Long suddenly said such a sentence, and then his whole body was in pain like an electric shock, and the bed was banging loudly.

"Are you... are you sick?" Mouse came in from the outside and saw Lei Long playing on the bed in briefs and holding a bowl of instant noodles, his face was shocked: "What kind of talent is this?"

Thunder Dragon played for half an hour before it stopped, Mouse went up to investigate in astonishment, and found that the hairy man was actually in shock...

This pass was strangulation, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, and resurrection curse. It was hard to save Thunder Dragon, but it was never expected. The first thing Thunder Dragon woke up was to point to the sky: "Go down!" rain!"

"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." and he started bouncing on the bed board again.

Finally, after the third shock, Thunder Dragon finally made it rain outside, but he was almost useless, looking as if he was run over by 150 dump trucks, and the nails on both hands disappeared. There is also a large piece of flesh on the foot that has disappeared, revealing a red wound, which hurts deeply when touched.

"If you want me to say, you are sick! How can you play like this? There is a price, bastard. Brother Zhang won't take any damage, so his way of speaking will randomly consume other people's Life, we use it but we have to pay the price. Now you just lost your fingernails. One day you will take it off and the basket will be gone. I see if you are still smiling."

Mouse gritted his teeth and bandaged Thunder Dragon. Now that he saw this idiot, he felt that the biggest mistake in his life was having such a senior brother... Isn't this inappropriate?
"Hahahaha... so interesting." Lei Long was still smiling while sitting there: "But the pain is really painful."

"Stop playing, it will really kill you." The mouse sighed: "This can save lives in an emergency, but if you play like this, you won't live until tomorrow morning."

Thunder Dragon sat up straight, looked down at the large piece of flesh lost on the instep: "I'm just testing the way to trigger the words."

"Test?" The mouse rolled his eyes: "Is it all right to ask Brother Zhang tomorrow?"

Lei Long froze for a moment, he subconsciously raised his hand and slapped himself, but the wound was involved due to excessive force, and he rolled on the bed in pain again.

The next morning, when Zhang Jiachang saw the seriously injured Lei Long, he was still muttering in his heart, but when he knew that this guy was playing himself like this, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

He picked the medicine from the yard, opened the gauze on the wound of the thunder dragon, and said while dripping the juice of the elixir on it: "The speech spirit does not need a special activation method. A sentence that slipped out accidentally. For example, 'Go to hell', 'Let there be light' or 'If only it were sunny today', the imperative sentence is 100% triggered, the hypothetical relationship is 50.00% triggered, and the causal relationship is 100% triggered."

"What is causality?" Thunder Dragon asked curiously, "What is it like?"

Brother Xiao Zhang pointed at his wound, and saw that his nails had grown visible to the naked eye: "Because, if so, the reason is because. Because you came, the world collapsed, and the world will collapse." collapse."

The mouse who was taking notes next to it suddenly realized: "No wonder, you have mostly been answering and asking questions these years, and generally do not make explanations and assumptions, so that's how it is."

"Yeah." Zhang Jiachang smiled bitterly: "Is it very hard?"

"It's hard work..." Lei Long nodded again and again: "Then I can't talk nonsense?"

"Nonsense!" the mouse said angrily, "Shut up!"

As soon as the words fell, Thunder Dragon's mouth was suddenly sealed, and the two lips began to close gradually, and finally the lips disappeared, becoming a mouthless person, just like the little girl on the Silent Hill promotional poster.

Seeing this, the mouse quickly covered its mouth...

"Be careful." Zhang Jiachang got up and flicked Thunder Dragon's head, and his mouth quickly reappeared.

This time when he got up, he started chasing the mouse, and the mouse crouched in the corner with its head in its arms: "It's almost there...I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Finally, Thunder Dragon's anger dissipated, and he sat there looking at Zhang Jiachang dumbfounded: "Boss, aren't you cheating on me?"

"It doesn't count. When you fight against darkness in the future, this may be your life-saving ability." Zhang Jiachang smiled: "This is the strongest weapon I can give you with a legitimate reason."

"Hmm..." Mouse cupped his fists at Zhang Jiachang: "Thank you, Brother Zhang."

"You don't need to be polite. In fact, it is also a shackle for me. It's a win-win for everyone." Zhang Jiachang smiled and came to the counter: "If you really want to thank me, come and help me write my resume."

Zhang Jiachang is looking for a job. This matter may be ordinary to others, but it is like a big adventure to him.

He has been trapped here for ten years. In ten years, he has been from 15 years old to 24 years old and nine months. He has never walked out of this small world. every year.

In the past ten years, he has grown up from a junior high school dropout to his present age. Zhang Jiachang, who has no diploma, no experience, no eloquence, and no EQ, who can cleanse the world in a blink of an eye, has just become a man who cannot survive in the world. that kind of waste.

Although he really wants to make money, he has 1000 million ways to make money, but what he urgently needs now is not money but more contact with the world and society, so as to make himself more human.

"Little brother Zhang is pitiful, he can't even write a resume."

"What should I do?" Zhang Jiachang said dumbfounded, "I haven't written it yet."

Lei Long raised his hand at this moment: "Report to the boss, I won't either."

After standing there silent for a long time, the mouse smiled awkwardly: "I won't either..."

"How do I know people like you?"

Lei Long was a little aggrieved, he looked up at Zhang Jiachang: "We have neither studied in college nor looked for a job. But there is a good saying, three cobblers are as good as Zhuge Liang, let's discuss it together."

In the end, it turned out that the three cobblers couldn't stand up to Zhuge Liang at all, and just such a broken resume made the three elders shut themselves up.

It feels wrong no matter how they write, especially when writing about their experience, they can't write.Otherwise how to write?Write personal honors: Brother Xiaozhang verbally praised five times?
What about Zhang Jiachang himself?Honorable Mention: The Best Milk Tea and Roast Chicken in Chang'an Alley?

"This must be a college student..." Mouse sighed, "It would be great if Xu Wei was here."

Zhang Jiachang suddenly turned his eyes to look at him, and the mouse covered his mouth... And at the next moment, the welcome bell rang, and Xu Wei, who was wearing a plaster cast, walked away with a smile on her crutches. came in.

"I'm here to thank you..."

Zhang Jiachang and Lei Long looked at the mouse, and the mouse slapped himself hard on Xu Wei's astonished expression.

"You don't know how to write a resume?"

Zhang Jiachang, Mouse and Thunder Dragon looked at each other, then shook their heads together...

"Okay, I'll teach you." Xu Wei suddenly felt great: "You should embarrass this experience, right?"

"Well... the highest honor in my life is being praised five times by brother Zhang." The mouse smiled wryly.

"It's actually very simple. As for your resume, just edit it to make the content look better. The specifics still depend on the interview." Xu Wei sat on Zhang Jiachang's chair: "You can write in the column about your personal honors. ..."

She thought for a while: "Won the 2006 Person of the Year by Time Magazine in the United States and the 2008 Special Award of the Organizing Committee for Touching China. Isn't Brother Zhang still doing a good job? You can also write it, and then there is the excellent management at the municipal level." or, and..."

(End of this chapter)