Weird: I can simulate fate

Chapter 70 Only in dramas is this bitter, right? (two in one)

"Thanks for the pointer."

Xu Ye saluted, and did not ignore the two of them because they were young.

He asked with a smile, "How do you call them?"

The little girl glanced at him, unwilling to answer.

That boy may not be deeply involved in the world and is relatively simple.

He responded casually: "My name is Gan Ziru, and she is Yan Yijun."

Pause briefly.

He added threateningly: "Sister Yijun is going to be my wife in the future, so you mustn't think of her."

The little girl kicked him angrily.

Rebuked: "Stupid, they are people from outside, how can you tell them their names?"

Xu Ye looked at the two with a smile on his face.

But in my heart I was very surprised.

These two names...

coincide?No, it can't be a coincidence.

I didn't expect to meet the real master, or someone related to the real master, so soon.

The little girl may be the childhood self in Yijun's memory.

As for boys, it is probably the same.

Whether it is related to the skeleton general who closed his consciousness and integrated here is temporarily unknown.

Xu Ye smiled and pinched the boy's face.

He praised: "I am really ambitious. Now that I have made up my mind, no matter what difficulties I encounter in the future, I must protect my beloved, even if it means risking my life."

The little boy was praised and beamed with joy.

He glanced at the girl next to him quietly, and saw that her cheeks were slightly red, but she didn't object.

I feel more and more happy.

Following the example of an adult, he slapped his chest hard.

"That's natural. When I become a general in the future, I will never let sister Yijun suffer any harm."

Xu Ye pinched his face again.

Gan Ziru was dissatisfied and said, "Why do you always pinch my face?"

"It's the first time I see you have flesh on your face, I'm a little curious and want to try the texture..."

Xu Ye replied subconsciously.

The little girl Yan Yijun raised her mouth high.

"What an inexplicable strange uncle, it's just that you have vision, and you are different from other bad guys from outside."

In order to enhance friendship, it is convenient to act later.

Xu Ye tentatively asked: "A bad guy from outside? If necessary, we can help you catch the bad guy."

The little girl heard the words.

He was overjoyed at first, and then a little frustrated.

"Those guys who moved in from outside often bully the residents who originally lived here, it's extremely annoying."

"But... if you drive them away, the empress will not be happy."

Xu Ye thought about it.

It sounds like a conflict between invaders and natives.

Maybe they can use this as an opportunity to find a way out.

He said: "If you can lead us the way, we may be able to discuss this matter with the empress, and maybe we can drive away the outsiders."

Yan Yijun's eyes rolled around.

She smiled slyly and said, "It's not impossible to help you, but well, I have conditions!"

Gan Ziru cautiously dissuaded: "Sister Yijun, after all, they saved us both, and they are also friends of the great monk, they are just leading the way, so why..."

"Stupid! Look at their stupid looks. If you have an advantage, don't take advantage of it."

Xu Ye's face darkened.

Is it really appropriate to conspire so blatantly and loudly?

Zhao Dezhu lowered his voice and said: "Boss, I read in the book that children are disobedient, as long as they are hung up and beaten."

"That's not so."

Xu Ye waved his hand.

Said to the little girl: "You may wish to tell me what conditions you have, I will try my best."

Yan Yijun clapped her hands happily.

"I want to hear a good show, the kind that pleases me."

Xu Ye was taken aback.

It's that simple?
There happened to be a theater troupe in the village to set up a stage. It’s a coincidence, isn’t it~
Children's wishes are easily fulfilled.

Of course he had to put on a look of embarrassment on his face.

Sighing, he said, "It's really too difficult to make people happy."

Yan Yijun was also a little ashamed.

Apologetically, he said: "The theater troupe is from outside, and they don't allow us to listen to the opera. I've always wanted to go in and have a look, but if it's too embarrassing... then forget it."

Xu Ye secretly smiled.

After all, he is a kind child who knows how to think about others.

I pinched her face deliberately, feeling inappropriate.

Then he pinched General Skeleton's fat face when he was a child.

Xiaogan was very depressed.

Xu Ye smiled and said: "Don't worry, we are friends. Since you want to go in and listen to the opera, no matter how difficult it is, I will help you do it."

The little girl's eyes lit up.

"really?"

"It's true."

"Hee hee, I now believe that you are the great monk's friends, don't worry, I will protect you in your mother's dream from now on."

"...Thank you, Heroine!"

"Hey hey, easy to say, easy to say~"

……

Along the way, the way the villagers looked at Xu Ye and the others was obviously very different from the way they were at the beginning.

It seems to imply fear and hatred.

Xu Ye turned a blind eye.

A group of people went round and round to the outside of the theater.

It is said to be a theater, but it is just an open space surrounded by wooden boards and bamboo poles.

A small stage was temporarily set up in the open space.

A middle-aged man with a rich appearance and a fair face stood guard at the entrance of the theater.

Seeing the two children, his expression flashed fiercely.

Immediately put on a smiling face.

"Welcome all distinguished guests. Thank you for your patronage. Tickets are priced at a seven-day lifespan."

Xu Ye said indifferently: "Understood, keep it in the account."

Just step in and go in.

The rich middle-aged man held back his anger.

He said coldly: "Don't blame the honored guests, our troupe does not accept credit, and..."

Reach out and point to the two children.

He said bitterly: "These two little bastards are not allowed to enter."

Yan Yijun and Gan Ziru hid behind Xu Ye in fear.

Trembling with fright at the middle-aged man.

The little girl stammered: "How about... we should not go, anyway... I don't really want to listen to the show."

Xu Ye smiled and rubbed her head.

"It's okay, just close your eyes and you'll be fine in a while."

The two children obediently closed their eyes.

Xu Ye turned to look at the middle-aged man.

He smiled and asked, "Do you need to go on stage to sing later?"

"No need, but I belong to this troupe..."

"It doesn't matter, I don't care."

Xu Ye's voice fell.

Kuang Zhiwu's soul-detaining lock had bound the middle-aged man tightly.

Zhu Wedu raised his knife and dropped it.

The black flame is fleeting.

The middle-aged man was burned to ashes before he could even scream.

A little achievement at hand.

Xu Ye patted the heads of the two children.

"You can open your eyes."

Yan Yijun hurriedly opened her eyes, shaking her head and looking around.

There was no sign of the middle-aged man.

He looked at Xu Ye timidly, as if he wanted to ask but didn't dare to.

Xu Ye didn't say much.

Leading the two of them, one left and one right, they walked into the theater.

A few villagers sat scattered under the stage.

Seeing Xu Ye and the others, he ran out without saying a word.

"Today, when Yungeng crosses the Magpie Bridge, it should not be pulse and distance..."

The stage play has begun.

They sang "Meeting on the Bridge of Magpies".

Gan Ziru was ignorant and could only listen to something.

Xu Ye and a group of brothers didn't know much about theater either, they just watched for fun.

Everyone in the garrison camp has quite a taste, but the village is surrounded by weird things, so I really can't let go of my heart to appreciate it seriously.

Only Yan Yijun, with an excited expression, stared at the stage without blinking, for fear of missing any details.

Seeing Niulang being persecuted by his sister-in-law, the faces on both sides swelled up with anger.

When the old cow told the cowherd the secret, she danced happily again.

Too bad it didn't last long.

The people on the stage are not good enough.

Repeatedly sang the wrong words, the movements were not in place, and there were even bad scenes where they went to the wrong position and collided with each other.

The little girl's joy and expectation gradually dimmed.

The third discount is over, during the intermission.

The head of the theater troupe came out of the backstage, sweating profusely.

The boss is a thin old man.

Walking up to Xu Ye.

With an extremely panicked expression, he said: "I'm sorry for all the honored guests, Cheng Qingyi fell ill, so I had to temporarily change the repertoire, you must not be offended."

He couldn't help but not be afraid.

The behind-the-scenes boss of the theatrical troupe was hacked by these ruthless people when he had a disagreement. He was afraid that if he didn't serve him well, he would also be killed by a knife and an axe in the next moment.

Yan Yijun doesn't care about etiquette at the moment.

Quickly asked: "I just want to listen to the song sung by Master Cheng, can I ask him to sing one sentence, just one sentence?"

The head teacher looked at Xu Ye with a puzzled expression.

Xu Ye said calmly: "This girl has the final say."

The little old man wiped his sweat.

Chaoyan Yijun cupped his hands and bowed.

Apologizing: "I'm really sorry, Cheng Qingyi has a problem with his throat and can't make a sound, please forgive me, my little aunt."

Yan Yijun was completely disappointed.

I finally had the opportunity to enter the theater once, but I just missed hearing my favorite opera.

Once Xu Ye and the others leave, I'm afraid there will be no chance in the future.

Thinking of this, he lowered his head sadly.

A moment of silence.

Gently tugged on Xu Ye's clothes.

He whispered: "Uncle, let's go."

Xu Ye smiled and asked: "The fourth fold will start soon, and the Cowherd and Weaver Girl will meet again, why don't you go after watching it?"

The little girl shook her head.

"It takes so long for two people to get together, it's really hard, and the few people on stage can't sing well."

"I... don't want to read it."

Xu Ye nodded.

"Okay, then let's go."

Like when he came, he held the hands of the two, left the theater, and walked towards the entrance of the village.

on the way.

Yan Yijun raised her head from time to time, secretly peeking at Xu Ye.

He pursed his lips tightly.

Asked: "Uncle, do you think such a miserable love only exists in dramas?"

Before Xu Ye could reply.

She said to herself again: "I should be very happy when I grow up, right? Uncle, what do you think?"

Xu Ye didn't know how to answer.

long silence.

He stretched out his hand and flicked her brains.

"I will call you brother in the future. You will call me old when I am so young."

Yan Yijun covered her forehead.

She pouted and glared at him angrily.

Xu Ye rubbed her head.

He smiled and comforted him, "Why do children think so much? You are brave and kind. I bet you will be happy in the future."

"Hmph, adults will tell lies to coax children."

Yan Yijun muttered in dissatisfaction.

The corners of the mouth are slightly raised.

After a while.

She asked cautiously, "Big...Big brother, are you leaving? Let me show you the way. "

Xu Ye shook his head.

If you just leave like this, it will be against your heart after all.

Then he found an excuse.

He said: "I suddenly remembered that I haven't done what I promised you. Just wait, I'll treat Cheng Qingyi and let him sing for you."

"what?"

Yan Yijun opened her eyes wide in shock.

Xu Ye didn't explain much.

He turned around and saluted Zhang Hanchen.

"Master Captain, please protect them for the time being, I will go back as soon as I go."

Zhang Hanchen pondered for a moment.

He asked without beginning or end: "Some things are already doomed, why should you work in vain?"

"Do something, don't do something."

"...That's all, you go."

"Thank you sir."

Xu Ye saluted again.

Bring the brothers back to the theater.

The head teacher sits under the stage.

The surroundings were densely packed with villagers.

The previous panic and fear disappeared, and only hatred and greed remained on his expression.

"Hmph, honored guests have gone and come back, the little old man has been waiting for a long time."

Immediately stomped.

Hundreds of villagers immediately lost their human form, turning into resentful ghosts with blue faces, fangs, and black blood all over their bodies.

The whole theater was suddenly surrounded by resentment.

Xu Ye was expressionless.

"I'm here to visit Cheng Qingyi and ask him to come on stage and sing no matter what."

The head teacher sneered a few times.

"It's a coincidence that everyone killed Butcher Zhang, which made me and other ordinary people cut off meat."

"Since the distinguished guests come to visit, the little old man will not refuse, but...you have to stay for something to eat."

Xu Ye said calmly, "Is one arm enough?"

The leader looked more and more greedy.

"Hey, it's a little short, it's best to keep both of them."

Xu Ye said in a deep voice: "Since you are so generous, then I will not be polite."

"what?"

The head teacher was taken aback.

Xu Ye took out the pick knife and scraper.

Imitating Zhang Butcher's technique, rubbing the two utensils back and forth like sharpening a knife.

Seeing this, the class leader turned pale with fright.

"Stop him!"

Just as hundreds of resentful ghosts were about to rush over, they were suddenly enveloped by a strange thought.

Immediately, all the energy in his body was exhausted.

His limbs were weak and he collapsed to the ground.

Xu Ye ordered in a solemn voice: "Kill all the heretics and monsters. As for the class leader, cut off his two arms and save his life to lead the way."

"Yes!"

Seventeen brothers flew forward.

The bone whip fluttered, and the light of the knife bloomed.

The resentful ghosts who lost their ability to resist were easily slaughtered like lambs to be slaughtered.

[Increased energy reserves, re-determined... Current energy reserves: [-]]

……

[Energy reserves increased, re-measured... Current energy reserves: 42]

Achievements broke through forty in one fell swoop.

Two brothers, Tong Xing and Lu Zhengsu, unknowingly, succeeded in advancing to the ninth rank by virtue of their respective achievements.

Wei Dingyuan kicked the stunned leader of the class.

Two consecutive knives cut off his two arms.

If it wasn't for deliberate control, the black flame of the Sangmen Ghost Head Sword would have swallowed the leader of the class long ago.

Wei Dingyuan pulled him up by his hair.

He said in a cold voice, "Why don't you lead the way? I've delayed the big brother's important business, and I'll kill you!"

A clear voice suddenly came from the background.

"How dare Xiaosheng bother you distinguished guests? Now come out to greet him."

The voice did not fall.

A handsome young man with silky eyes walked out like a woman.

Walk to the front.

Yingying bent down and gave a blessing.

"Cheng Xiaodie has met all the distinguished guests."

His eyes looked at everyone shyly and timidly.

The captors couldn't help shivering.

Zhao Dezhu pouted.

"His grandma, a gentleman looks more upright than a woman, is that okay?"

Xu Ye didn't want to waste time.

He said bluntly, "Can you sing?"

Cheng Xiaodie replied pitifully: "But Xiaosheng hasn't had meat for several days, it's really..."

"Since it's useless, let's kill it."

"Yes."

The brethren just raised their knives.

Cheng Xiaodie immediately fell to her knees.

Anxiously said: "Can sing, can sing, it's easier to go up if you're hungry."

Xu Ye glanced at the theater.

Seeing a mess all over the ground, covered with black and ash, it is no longer suitable for listening to operas.

He told the brothers to bring backstage performers with them and return to the entrance of the village together.

(End of this chapter)